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Kancer

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:3/25/2009
Last Login:8/04/2011
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Thumbs: 2439 total,  2766 ,  327
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 38% (38/100)
Level 224 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 225 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:0
Total Comments Made:491
FJ Points:1218
Why did the dead baby cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the chicken!

latest user's comments

#94 - Well **** it would suck to be anything in Naruto seriou…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2011 on My parents are dead +5
#139 - Common Pepe (02/22/2011) [-]
I hope you die of your user name...
#576 - C'mon fj lets hear your dead baby jokes! Whats the best par…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/12/2011 on Picnic +4
User avatar #589 - Shenanigins (02/12/2011) [-]
What's the difference between a ferari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a ferari in my garage.
User avatar #580 - comeherekids (02/12/2011) [-]
but you dont get to hear it scream
#572 - Whats purple full of puss and pawing at the door? The b…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/12/2011 on Picnic +5
#576 - Kancer (02/12/2011) [-]
C'mon fj lets hear your dead baby jokes!
Whats the best part about putting a baby in a blender head first?

You get to see its toes wiggle.
User avatar #589 - Shenanigins (02/12/2011) [-]
What's the difference between a ferari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a ferari in my garage.
User avatar #580 - comeherekids (02/12/2011) [-]
but you dont get to hear it scream
#566 - How do you fit a baby in a blender? Press the power button!  [+] (7 new replies) 02/12/2011 on Picnic +13
User avatar #574 - jaropa (02/12/2011) [-]
whats the difference between a cake and a dead baby?

you dont fuck a cake before you eat it.
User avatar #652 - mazic (02/12/2011) [-]
yes I do
#584 - eyeblowbarrs (02/12/2011) [-]
whats the diference between a trampoline and a dead baby?

i take my shoes off when i jump on a trampoline
#572 - Kancer (02/12/2011) [-]
Whats purple full of puss and pawing at the door?

The baby in the microwave
#576 - Kancer (02/12/2011) [-]
C'mon fj lets hear your dead baby jokes!
Whats the best part about putting a baby in a blender head first?

You get to see its toes wiggle.
User avatar #589 - Shenanigins (02/12/2011) [-]
What's the difference between a ferari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a ferari in my garage.
User avatar #580 - comeherekids (02/12/2011) [-]
but you dont get to hear it scream
#563 - I think this calls for a dead baby joke time! Why did the d…  [+] (10 new replies) 02/12/2011 on Picnic +14
User avatar #587 - ProfessorBadass (02/12/2011) [-]
What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari?
I dont have a ferrari in my garage
What is better then 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan?
1 dead baby in ten 10 trashcans
what is purple squeals and is delicious?
flayed baby in a bag of salt
AND MY FAVORITE!
what is more fun then swinging a dead baby around at 100mph?
stopping it with a shovel
#577 - cousineau (02/12/2011) [-]
How do you get 100 dead babies into a bowl?

a blender...

How do you get them out?

Tortilla chips
#566 - Kancer (02/12/2011) [-]
How do you fit a baby in a blender?


Press the power button!
User avatar #574 - jaropa (02/12/2011) [-]
whats the difference between a cake and a dead baby?

you dont fuck a cake before you eat it.
User avatar #652 - mazic (02/12/2011) [-]
yes I do
#584 - eyeblowbarrs (02/12/2011) [-]
whats the diference between a trampoline and a dead baby?

i take my shoes off when i jump on a trampoline
#572 - Kancer (02/12/2011) [-]
Whats purple full of puss and pawing at the door?

The baby in the microwave
#576 - Kancer (02/12/2011) [-]
C'mon fj lets hear your dead baby jokes!
Whats the best part about putting a baby in a blender head first?

You get to see its toes wiggle.
User avatar #589 - Shenanigins (02/12/2011) [-]
What's the difference between a ferari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a ferari in my garage.
User avatar #580 - comeherekids (02/12/2011) [-]
but you dont get to hear it scream
#531 - Picture 02/12/2011 on Do you know what a condom is? +3
#211 - Why hello thar! 02/03/2011 on fcking chuck norris +10
#55 - 2 litre of coca cola, pack of mentos and an at home aenima kit 02/01/2011 on How to make cashiers feel... 0
#138 - It's Skitler! 01/30/2011 on Hitler Hates Grape +4
#65 - I was playing knocking on heavens door. 01/29/2011 on I See What You Did There +3
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