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#39 - Contrary to post #38 I thoroughly enjoyed Another and woul… 08/04/2013 on whoops, almost forgot my knife -1
#33 - Picture 08/01/2013 on Not for the Faint of Heart 0
#5 - According to the Pope being gay is not a sin However hom…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2013 on Ouch... 0
User avatar #22 - neednsfw (07/31/2013) [-]
Yes, it's true
#11 - Watamote, seriously this show cracks me up and the intro i… 07/27/2013 on oh god why 0
#128 - That dog is in a whole different universe right now 07/27/2013 on Dog got into the pot +14
#239 - Like I said, it is a personal opinion. And the tones of voices… 07/25/2013 on Dragon Ball and Zelda 0
#225 - I personally don't like the art style and Link's voice was ann…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/25/2013 on Dragon Ball and Zelda 0
User avatar #228 - RisenLichen (07/25/2013) [-]
well, if you loved Ocarina of Time then Kid links voice must've annoyed you as well? Wind Waker had some great graphics, and I think it fit perfectly with the story they told and what they were trying to do.
User avatar #239 - Kalder (07/25/2013) [-]
Like I said, it is a personal opinion. And the tones of voices are different, it's not easy to explain. The graphics I guess did fit with the nature and story of the game, but coming off of playing OoT, Majora's Mask, and Link to the Past on GBA. The cartoony graphics just didnt sit right with me personally.
#163 - I love Zelda, however in my opinion, Wind Waker is one of the …  [+] (27 new replies) 07/25/2013 on Dragon Ball and Zelda 0
User avatar #206 - RisenLichen (07/25/2013) [-]
I happen to think it's one of the best one, my favorite actually. Why do you think it's the weakest?
User avatar #225 - Kalder (07/25/2013) [-]
I personally don't like the art style and Link's voice was annoying in it. Sailing was an annoyance as well. I really like the darker themed Zelda games, OoT, Twilight Princess, Link to the Past. Wind Waker does have some really good music in it though. I understand a lot of people love Wind Waker and respect it, I just didn't care for it.
User avatar #228 - RisenLichen (07/25/2013) [-]
well, if you loved Ocarina of Time then Kid links voice must've annoyed you as well? Wind Waker had some great graphics, and I think it fit perfectly with the story they told and what they were trying to do.
User avatar #239 - Kalder (07/25/2013) [-]
Like I said, it is a personal opinion. And the tones of voices are different, it's not easy to explain. The graphics I guess did fit with the nature and story of the game, but coming off of playing OoT, Majora's Mask, and Link to the Past on GBA. The cartoony graphics just didnt sit right with me personally.
User avatar #214 - inuares (07/25/2013) [-]
I can see where he's coming from. Wind waker had a much lighter tone than its predecessors. Take majora's mask for instance. that game scared the shit out of so many children.
User avatar #224 - RisenLichen (07/25/2013) [-]
Well, that lightheartedness can be said about Oracle of Ages, Seasons, Skyward Sword as well.
User avatar #227 - inuares (07/25/2013) [-]
yeah, but there wasn't a really dark part in wind waker. all you're attempting to do is rescue your sister. then things just kinda go from there.
User avatar #231 - RisenLichen (07/25/2013) [-]
There were no real dark parts in Ocarina of Time either, the destruction of Hyrule town doesn't really count because then you'd count the destruction of Windfish island in Wind waker as well. Just because there isn't a dark part in Wind Waker doesn't mean its not a great addition to the series
User avatar #237 - inuares (07/25/2013) [-]
Ocarina of time may not have had an extremely dark moment per say, but it had a darker atmosphere. Re-deads, the killing of gorons by volvagia, definitely dark. and I'm not saying it's a weak addition, I'm saying that I get where he's coming from.
User avatar #240 - RisenLichen (07/25/2013) [-]
What about the fact that the sages in the Earth and Wind temples were killed by ganondorf? or the fact that when Hyrule flooded, everybody who didn't flee to the mountain tops drowned? that's pretty dark
User avatar #243 - inuares (07/25/2013) [-]
I admit that tidbit is dark, however, the bright colors and cartoony style take away from that. they kind of pull you into a false sense of security. And another thing, is that they never actually have a sort of animation in regards to the drowning or the sages. Its all to mostly in text. I may be wrong. I haven't played wind waker in a while.
User avatar #249 - RisenLichen (07/25/2013) [-]
I mean, overall I agree, OoT has a darker feel to it than Wind Waker, but it doesn't make wind waker a bad game
User avatar #252 - inuares (07/25/2013) [-]
I'm not saying it's a bad game. I'm saying that I can see where he's coming from. =_= I said this like 3 comments ago.
User avatar #254 - RisenLichen (07/25/2013) [-]
I'm not saying you're saying its a bad game, he said it was
User avatar #256 - inuares (07/25/2013) [-]
He called it weak. unless of course you're commenting to him right now.
User avatar #218 - carefreedude (07/25/2013) [-]
Got a fucking face on the moon. No matter where you went, you had that thing literally glaring at you the whole time.
#221 - inuares (07/25/2013) [-]
And the mask animations, don't forget those.
User avatar #230 - carefreedude (07/25/2013) [-]
Or how about Pamela's father jumping out of the closet as a half gibdo.
User avatar #233 - inuares (07/25/2013) [-]
Happy mask salesman. He's fuckin creepy too.
User avatar #362 - carefreedude (07/25/2013) [-]
Also the fact that every area you go to symbolizes the stages of grief.

Clock Town-Denial
Everybody ignores the crashing moon in order to finish their festival.

Woodfall-Anger
The deku people blame the monkey for kidnapping their princess and try to punish him for it.

Snowhead-Bargaining
The gorons are in morning after the loss of their leader Darmani. When link finds the ghost of Darmani, he begs link to restore him to life with his magic. Link ends up turning him into a mask instead.

Great Bay-Depression
Everyone, especially Lulu, are saddened by the loss of Mikau and their zora eggs.

Ikana Valley-Acceptance
Land of the dead - what a fitting place for Link to resolve his own grief. Other regions had him encounter a plethora of characters, but everyone in Ikana is basically already dead. In much the same way, Link finds no new transformation masks here - no new identities to assume. This leaves Link free to reflect on the one element he’s been distracted from during the rest of his journey: himself.

In order to fulfill this process of examination, he climbs a tower leading into the heavens, which requires that he create twin images of himself to progress. These images, one for each of his four forms represent the empty shells of the previous four stages of grief. By leaving them behind, he can transcend and attain enlightenment - the Light Arrows - at the pinnacle of Stone Tower. The act of flipping the tower puts the heavens at his feet, assuring us of his ascendance.

By accepting and overcoming the grief associated with that emptiness, Link demonstrates that he is no longer troubled by the loss of his dear friend. He has found himself, his true self, and that is enough.

User avatar #370 - inuares (07/25/2013) [-]
Holy shit...thats fuckin' deep.
User avatar #371 - carefreedude (07/25/2013) [-]
Expanding on this point, the fight with Majora's mask is the end result. If you get all the masks, you can trade them for the fierce deity mask, which turns link into an adult version of himself. This can be thought to show that link has really grown from all the trials he had to endure to obtain all the other masks and awake the guardians.
User avatar #372 - inuares (07/25/2013) [-]
You blew my mind just now, dude. I know the game had some depressing themes but... DAMN.
User avatar #373 - carefreedude (07/25/2013) [-]
Perhaps I can blow your mind further. Ever heard of the theory that the Hero's Shade from Twilight Princess is really the Link from Majora's Mask and OOT?
User avatar #374 - inuares (07/25/2013) [-]
I heard that. Also when I was a kid, I noticed the hero's shade calling the link in twilight princess "son" so that kind of blew my mind.
User avatar #375 - carefreedude (07/25/2013) [-]
Personally, I think the "son" thing is more metaphorical than literal. But here is the story of the hero's shade.

Link saved the day again and went back to the forest to search for navi. They say those who enter that forest without a fairy will always get lost and then turn into stalfos. Since link failed to have his fairy with him, that is exactly what happened.

But why didn't link turn evil like other stalfos? Well it is because of keaton, the giant stalfos you beat for his mask. The last thing he told link before he left was "Tell my people that the war is over." When link became a stalfos, these words were still in his brain.

Being drawn by these words, he returned to Ikana Valley to deliver the message to King Ikana. The king again teaches link the elegy of emptiness. But when link plays it this time around, it actually drains his body of the evil stalfos, leaving behind the figure of the Hero's Shade.

Now that he regained his senses, he remembered the words zelda told him "Ganondorf will always return." He then tries to make it to hyrule. During this period, Midna was getting kicked out of the twilight realm. She then finds the hero's shade and pulls him into the twilight realm with her to talk. Once inside, he turned into a gold wolf because he is the true hero of time, as opposed to the link from twilight princess, who turns into a grey and black wolf.

Once done talking, Minda decided to find the next hero and assist him. The hero's shade on the other hand decided it would be best to teach him how to fight.

Reasons why he is thought to be the link from majora's mask are as followed.
1. His shield and sword resemble the mirror shield and guilded sword from majora's mask.
2. He said that he was told once that ganondorf would always return.
3. He said once "A blade has no power, if the hand that bears it has no courage." As we know, link's triforce of courage is on his hand.
User avatar #376 - inuares (07/25/2013) [-]
Makes sense but I still have my doubts. mostly about the midna thing.
#48 - You put your left arm in You take your left arm....oh 07/24/2013 on Hue +2
#13 - In my experience Taurus is not bad. No they are not the highes…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2013 on Meanwhile at Taurus +1
User avatar #16 - vonspyder (07/24/2013) [-]
depends on the gun. I like taurus revolvers but I hate their autos. For that on a budget Ide go either hipoint, sccy, keltec, or Bersa.
User avatar #20 - Zeigh (07/24/2013) [-]
They seem to be getting better at least.
#10 - Find $80 in my pocket? Buy new furniture for my Mossberg 500 07/22/2013 on Behave like an adult -5
#73 - how about because one was selectively bred to accompany man wi… 07/22/2013 on MMM, delicious muscle tissue! 0
#26 - They each have their strengths gameplay mechanics in my opinio…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2013 on fallout -2
#42 - fasthink (07/16/2013) [-]
Dis nigga right here. is wrong.
NV was the clearly better game in terms of story and gameplay. However, It was extremely lacking in atmosphere. In fallout 3 there was something new everywhere you went, and the new areas always had a story to them, marked or unmarked. In NV however, there was mostly just desert. Nothing else. In fact, some locations literally had nothing in them. There's one y black mountain where there's just an open shack. no story, nothing to loot, just a shack. In fallout 3, locations that were empty had a hidden story behind them, perhaps in a holotape in a different area, or were part of a later quest. In NV, there are some empty areas that DO have a story behind them, but you can only find this story in a comic or book (In real life) that many people don't have in their possession, like chances map and such. Overall though, I think the gameplay and story make up for new vegasses emptiness and make it better than 3.
#25 - Bought this game new on release for Xbox Let a friend borr…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2013 on fallout 0
User avatar #33 - Maroon (07/15/2013) [-]
On PC it has so much mod potential. You can play the game for months and keep finding new stuff
#26 - I suspect the OP of lying Due to time zone differences the…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/10/2013 on 9/11 +19
#159 - mr skeltal (07/10/2013) [-]
sorry dude but i was awake when the second plane hit it was morning in australia
User avatar #125 - kingrui (07/10/2013) [-]
maybe he's Austrian
#88 - wagastragas (07/10/2013) [-]
that only proves that the 9/11 events actually happened on september 12, a bad hoax in wich they couldnt even get the date right, my client its still innocent
User avatar #76 - moshimoshi (07/10/2013) [-]
They showed that shit on TV around the clock for more than a week though, even here in scandinavia. Funniest part about 9/11 is that i was innawoods hunting when it happened and when I got back to work 4 days later I had no clue what everybody was on about.
User avatar #184 - awesomegreenguy (07/10/2013) [-]
How fucking old are you?
#253 - moshimoshi (07/10/2013) [-]
#59 - mr skeltal (07/10/2013) [-]
Got the date wrong, obvious the whole things a sham...

i too was a young Ausfag and i too missed out on Dragonball Z that day.

Never Forget.
#74 - mr skeltal (07/10/2013) [-]
Ausfag here too.

I remember that shit clear as day. No Ozaerobics at 5.30 or Cheez tv.
shit was fucked.
User avatar #58 - forbesydemon (07/10/2013) [-]
I live in NZ and it was all over every channel for about 3 days straight. So his parents probably started watching delayed coverage the morning after, which is when he'd normally watch DBZ.
#131 - I'm actually excited what you have to say about Dwarves. I hav…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2013 on LotR Facts: Part 5 0
#86 - Picture 07/08/2013 on Post your strangest gif here +1
#170 - This guy knows his stuff 07/08/2013 on Nerdy computer is extra nerdy +1
#20 - NOPE!! 07/03/2013 on selfie -1
#79 - omni 07/02/2013 on we'd all be in shape 0
#13 - Picture 07/01/2013 on The Power of Windex +14
#9 - Piracy does hurt the industry in a less direct way. Because of…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/26/2013 on Piracy +3
User avatar #20 - mance (06/26/2013) [-]
dat gif
#17 - mr skeltal (06/26/2013) [-]
Except it's not exactly a recent thing, apart from a very select few outliers movies have been shit for decades.
#12 - even is she is using 7 1/2 shot birdshot with a relatively sho…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2013 on Fluttershy's aim by... 0
User avatar #14 - anomorphous (06/17/2013) [-]
To simplify for the simpleton who thumbed him down:
Shotguns don't shoot pellets at 180 degrees to the barrel like they do in cawadoody
However, the pressure waves of the buckshot being shot can completely destroy the rabbit
#8 - Famas is not good beyond 10-20 yards. It has terrible reco… 06/10/2013 on BF3 players will know 0
#5 - meh its 4am and im tired  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2013 on A scientific challenge for FJ +1
User avatar #6 - ariusbrightwing (06/07/2013) [-]
It's 2am and look at the tags. :>
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User avatar #72 - Kalder (07/13/2014) [-]
**Kalder rolls 2**
User avatar #68 - dafiltafish (11/07/2013) [-]
So. You still exist.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Kalder (11/07/2013) [-]
Why yes I do still exist
User avatar #70 to #69 - dafiltafish (11/07/2013) [-]
Wunderbar.
#71 to #70 - Kalder (11/07/2013) [-]
Indeed
Indeed
User avatar #58 to #57 - Kalder (12/13/2012) [-]
whoa what? how did you find that
User avatar #59 to #58 - mayormilkman (12/13/2012) [-]
By being bored and looming up "thumb." That comment is one of the top results.
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#51 - bible (08/24/2012) [-]
'Allo there.
User avatar #52 to #51 - Kalder (08/24/2012) [-]
well Hi
User avatar #53 to #52 - bible (08/24/2012) [-]
About that last post.

I never got to see that Celestia, but I have found myself in your stream...I like this art

Where is this Celestia?
User avatar #54 to #53 - Kalder (08/24/2012) [-]
It was a Pirate Celestia in this stream, she has since moved on to something else but she will post it later im sure, but if you want to watch her draw and join the shenanigans of Amanda's livestream you can always join
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User avatar #55 to #54 - Kalder (08/24/2012) [-]
seriously? I cant post urls in my profile?
how about this one
www.funnyjunk.com/bronies/775922#775922
User avatar #50 - Kalder (08/14/2012) [-]
*roll item*
User avatar #49 - Kalder (07/11/2012) [-]
**Kalder rolls 341**
#48 - Kalder (07/11/2012) [-]
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User avatar #44 to #89 - Kalder (05/30/2012) [-]
wow that was a while ago
yea those are my general go to cigar if its not a special occasion
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User avatar #46 to #91 - Kalder (05/30/2012) [-]
ill check those out, about how much do those run
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User avatar #30 - buttonddownbarbie (03/06/2012) [-]
Why thank you good sir,
I tip my hat at your dope ass swag.
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