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Age: 21
Date Signed Up:3/17/2010
Last Login:9/19/2014
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Highest Content Rank:#2355
Highest Comment Rank:#647
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#7137 - Nope 05/28/2014 on *roll picture* 0
#7134 - **Kalder rolled image ** 05/28/2014 on *roll picture* 0
#7107 - **Kalder rolled image ** 05/28/2014 on *roll picture* 0
#3727 - Picture 05/28/2014 on *roll picture* +1
#3725 - **Kalder rolled image **  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2014 on *roll picture* 0
#3727 - Kalder (05/28/2014) [-]
#3717 - Picture 05/28/2014 on *roll picture* 0
#3711 - **Kalder rolled image ** Hey babe  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2014 on *roll picture* +1
#3717 - Kalder (05/28/2014) [-]
#683 - **Kalder rolls 61** I got dubs once in this, what will happe… 05/27/2014 on Gay for admin 0
#553 - **Kalder rolls 44** 05/27/2014 on Gay for admin +8
#79 - Picture 05/26/2014 on Its these things that drive... 0
#194 - Got a lucky helicopter kill with a SMAW Get called a hacke… 05/23/2014 on Happiness is... +2
#265 - He's got one  [+] (2 new replies) 05/21/2014 on The sorrow of left-hander. 0
#307 - facepalmftw (05/21/2014) [-]
And quite a few Belgian guns. I was making a point.
User avatar #278 - imperial (05/21/2014) [-]
two actually and whole fucking arsenal and a gunshop....
#188 - Switching the ejection on an AUG is not a fast thing you can d…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/21/2014 on The sorrow of left-hander. +2
#191 - tomthehippie (05/21/2014) [-]
Well excuse me for seeing a gif of a guy catching burning brass with his face and thinking "gee... ten maybe fifteen minutes worth of work and you wouldn't be burning your face" and not magically knowing it was from a video with him trying to show something.
User avatar #194 - Sabre (05/21/2014) [-]
If you can look at a gif like this and your first assumption is that the guy is a moron rather than thinking it might be a part of a larger movie, then maybe this country DOES need tighter gun-control laws?
#195 - tomthehippie (05/21/2014) [-]
I never said that it wasn't from a larger video, but "a video with him trying to show something". Try learning to read, it helps you not look retarded when you try to put words in other people's mouths.

Also, did I say moron? No, I jokingly called someone who can stay on target with burning brass hitting his face a "casual", which he obviously isn't.

Here's a hint, if you are going to go on a website dedicated to funny, it helps to have a sense of humor and pull the stick out of your ass. ;D
#7 - nyoom 05/13/2014 on unexpected 0
#127 - Picture 05/10/2014 on A river full of cherry... 0
#114 - He didnt, The Mirror is trying to stir up **** . …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2014 on Jeremy Clarkson, Scandal? 0
User avatar #116 - sinonyx (05/02/2014) [-]
i never knew it was "catch a nigger by the toe" ... i've only ever heard "catch a tiger by the toe"

huh.... i guess "if he hollers let him go" makes much more sense now..
#131 - Picture 04/29/2014 on Worm or Alien??? 0
#62 - Thats just the basic 2015 model This is the actual 50… 04/29/2014 on (untitled) +1
#61 - I respect the fox bodies for being good on the strip I sti… 04/29/2014 on (untitled) +6
#113 - "hurr durr tumblrs ghey" No really though he doe… 04/25/2014 on o_O +2
#47 - after 2 alarms theyre just gonna overlap on the snooze If … 04/25/2014 on There are 2 kinds of people +1
#83 - Source is actually a really cool guy on tumblr 04/25/2014 on o_O +1
#48 - Watch it, its on Netflix Im into cars but the comedy and s… 04/10/2014 on Jeremy has the solution 0
#236 - ponylionHD is known for his tricks Been in a server with h… 04/10/2014 on No Title is Good Enough For... 0
#66 - Its very popular. There are torrents out there and I am sure t…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2014 on 2deep4u 0
#71 - urapooper (03/12/2014) [-]
yeah I know I hated the anime but learned to love it by the end. I was just hoping to be able to watch it again in crunchyroll (cuz you know 1080p streaming).
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User avatar #72 - Kalder (07/13/2014) [-]
**Kalder rolls 2**
User avatar #68 - dafiltafish (11/07/2013) [-]
So. You still exist.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Kalder (11/07/2013) [-]
Why yes I do still exist
User avatar #70 to #69 - dafiltafish (11/07/2013) [-]
Wunderbar.
#71 to #70 - Kalder (11/07/2013) [-]
Indeed
Indeed
User avatar #58 to #57 - Kalder (12/13/2012) [-]
whoa what? how did you find that
User avatar #59 to #58 - mayormilkman (12/13/2012) [-]
By being bored and looming up "thumb." That comment is one of the top results.
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#51 - bible (08/24/2012) [-]
'Allo there.
User avatar #52 to #51 - Kalder (08/24/2012) [-]
well Hi
User avatar #53 to #52 - bible (08/24/2012) [-]
About that last post.

I never got to see that Celestia, but I have found myself in your stream...I like this art

Where is this Celestia?
User avatar #54 to #53 - Kalder (08/24/2012) [-]
It was a Pirate Celestia in this stream, she has since moved on to something else but she will post it later im sure, but if you want to watch her draw and join the shenanigans of Amanda's livestream you can always join
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User avatar #55 to #54 - Kalder (08/24/2012) [-]
seriously? I cant post urls in my profile?
how about this one
www.funnyjunk.com/bronies/775922#775922
User avatar #50 - Kalder (08/14/2012) [-]
*roll item*
User avatar #49 - Kalder (07/11/2012) [-]
**Kalder rolls 341**
#48 - Kalder (07/11/2012) [-]
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User avatar #44 to #89 - Kalder (05/30/2012) [-]
wow that was a while ago
yea those are my general go to cigar if its not a special occasion
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User avatar #46 to #91 - Kalder (05/30/2012) [-]
ill check those out, about how much do those run
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#41 - Kalder (04/26/2012) [-]
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#35 - Kalder (04/09/2012) [-]
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User avatar #30 - buttonddownbarbie (03/06/2012) [-]
Why thank you good sir,
I tip my hat at your dope ass swag.
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