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Age: 21
Date Signed Up:3/17/2010
Last Login:9/23/2014
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#127 - Why is this thumbed down? His name is John 01/12/2013 on What are you going to name... 0
#148 - Ill go with MLP part for the fact of being a fan and part …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2013 on Choose one +2
User avatar #157 - spamakaze (01/11/2013) [-]
"Pokemon!" says I!

"Bidoof!" comes the reply

So yeah, I agree with you
User avatar #154 - danjoyas (01/11/2013) [-]
You could not be any more correct.
#25 - We meet again WhiteCrayon 01/08/2013 on He loves her MORE than forever 0
#24 - That would actually be a gopher a Golden Gopher  [+] (3 new replies) 01/08/2013 on Mascot Scores a Touchdown +1
User avatar #31 - CallMeCrisco (01/08/2013) [-]
If its a gopher why does it have a chipmunk tail. :/
#32 - CIS White Male (01/08/2013) [-]
More to the point, why the F is a gopher/chipmunk/beaver/thing even playing in that game. I mean I get that it's probably a charity thing but wouldn't it be more contextually appropriate with a Viking mascot or a Seahawk (w/e that is)?

Having said that, it's still an impressive run :)

Enjoy my novel.
User avatar #33 - olssonzor (01/08/2013) [-]
Forgot to sign in... damnit.
#23 - This gif vocalized  [+] (2 new replies) 01/08/2013 on He loves her MORE than forever +1
User avatar #24 - WhiteCrayon (01/08/2013) [-]
Lewl hai Sawdust
User avatar #25 - Kalder (01/08/2013) [-]
We meet again WhiteCrayon
#2 - Holy **** , me and my friends were just talking ab… 01/04/2013 on UNSC Navy +1
#2351637 - is it bad when the only time I am ever mentioned is because it…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2012 on Play items 0
User avatar #2514306 - lort (01/10/2013) [-]
thats what brought me here lol
#135 - Fun fact: The chain was started by a Physician  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2012 on 'MURICA! +2
#163 - CIS White Male (12/27/2012) [-]
nutritionist, actually
#5 - Look at it in a different light, in countries where genocide i…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/25/2012 on In case of GENOCIDE +3
User avatar #11 - IamWhoIam (12/25/2012) [-]
I love you
#23 - Yes its a gun, and yes he is an idiot I was simply making …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2012 on Genius 0
#59 - barehype (12/22/2012) [-]
Lol I may not know much about guns but surely a .25 is still lethal, smaller calibres are still very dangerous as the bullet enters the skull and instead of making an exit hole it simply bounces around the inside of the skull pretty much destroying the brain.
#19 - Its a Raven .25 ACP really not in much danger there  [+] (6 new replies) 12/22/2012 on Genius 0
#63 - heartlessrobot (12/22/2012) [-]
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Any gun is dangerous.
#31 - CIS White Male (12/22/2012) [-]
bb,paintball gun to the head is dangerous...
so this thing does less dmg then those?
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User avatar #23 - Kalder (12/22/2012) [-]
Yes its a gun, and yes he is an idiot
I was simply making a play at how weak the cartridge is and how much of a piece of shit the gun itself is
#59 - barehype (12/22/2012) [-]
Lol I may not know much about guns but surely a .25 is still lethal, smaller calibres are still very dangerous as the bullet enters the skull and instead of making an exit hole it simply bounces around the inside of the skull pretty much destroying the brain.
User avatar #21 - ninjahswagg (12/22/2012) [-]
Finger isn't on the trigger. So I mean he is pretty much safe.
#21 - Honestly? It's fun. For many it is a recreational activity tha…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2012 on Basically 0
#32 - johnshepherd (12/17/2012) [-]
1) guns are fun to shoot
2) the purpose of the second amendment is defense against ALL threats and the preservation of freedom from tyrannic, if our weapons are totally inferior to those of the government, they are no longer going to be our servants, but could bring about a switch at any time. so:
3) it is part of both the american love of firerarms and the american ideal of the political system.
#58 - whoa what? how did you find that  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2012 on Kalder's profile 0
User avatar #59 - mayormilkman (12/13/2012) [-]
By being bored and looming up "thumb." That comment is one of the top results.
#166 - I am an OU fan and was so mad when I saw this happen last year… 11/21/2012 on Holy Shit! +4
#1818882 - yw i actually made that one up  [+] (4 new replies) 11/20/2012 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #1818897 - diabolicgnome (11/20/2012) [-]
its good and it works and its the sight for the first part of my zombie story
User avatar #1818962 - vortexrain (11/20/2012) [-]
What's wrong with mine? I was being serious, not joking around.
User avatar #1819134 - diabolicgnome (11/20/2012) [-]
the only good names are the once i said were good yours seems like the place an oc comes from
User avatar #1819138 - vortexrain (11/20/2012) [-]
I just made it up off of the top of my head when I saw your comment.
#1818869 - Coltlahoma City  [+] (6 new replies) 11/20/2012 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #1818875 - diabolicgnome (11/20/2012) [-]
Ty for acualy being helpfull
User avatar #1818882 - Kalder (11/20/2012) [-]
yw
i actually made that one up
User avatar #1818897 - diabolicgnome (11/20/2012) [-]
its good and it works and its the sight for the first part of my zombie story
User avatar #1818962 - vortexrain (11/20/2012) [-]
What's wrong with mine? I was being serious, not joking around.
User avatar #1819134 - diabolicgnome (11/20/2012) [-]
the only good names are the once i said were good yours seems like the place an oc comes from
User avatar #1819138 - vortexrain (11/20/2012) [-]
I just made it up off of the top of my head when I saw your comment.
#164 - **Kalder rolls 6,116** TEEEN 11/14/2012 on WTF Japan?? +1
#10 - Late blogging is serious business on tumblr 11/12/2012 on Oh Tumblr.. +98
#141 - Played it today because of the 1 year anniversary 11/12/2012 on In all the commotion of... -2
#202 - THANK YOU OP I have been looking for this for so long 11/11/2012 on Mass Effect 0
#180 - friendzoned last week **** you 11/10/2012 on Can you +1
#96 - Welcome to Oklahoma City 11/03/2012 on drift win -1
#23 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/29/2012 on Brohoof to everyone +4
User avatar #30 - GmCity (10/29/2012) [-]
ever so slightly sensual
#91 - just found this one 10/28/2012 on BoT3 Late Night Edition +4
#38 - I love tumblr Art blogs post all day Night bloggers ge… 10/28/2012 on BoT3 Late Night Edition +2
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User avatar #72 - Kalder (07/13/2014) [-]
**Kalder rolls 2**
User avatar #68 - dafiltafish (11/07/2013) [-]
So. You still exist.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Kalder (11/07/2013) [-]
Why yes I do still exist
User avatar #70 to #69 - dafiltafish (11/07/2013) [-]
Wunderbar.
#71 to #70 - Kalder (11/07/2013) [-]
Indeed
Indeed
User avatar #58 to #57 - Kalder (12/13/2012) [-]
whoa what? how did you find that
User avatar #59 to #58 - mayormilkman (12/13/2012) [-]
By being bored and looming up "thumb." That comment is one of the top results.
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#51 - bible (08/24/2012) [-]
'Allo there.
User avatar #52 to #51 - Kalder (08/24/2012) [-]
well Hi
User avatar #53 to #52 - bible (08/24/2012) [-]
About that last post.

I never got to see that Celestia, but I have found myself in your stream...I like this art

Where is this Celestia?
User avatar #54 to #53 - Kalder (08/24/2012) [-]
It was a Pirate Celestia in this stream, she has since moved on to something else but she will post it later im sure, but if you want to watch her draw and join the shenanigans of Amanda's livestream you can always join
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User avatar #55 to #54 - Kalder (08/24/2012) [-]
seriously? I cant post urls in my profile?
how about this one
www.funnyjunk.com/bronies/775922#775922
User avatar #50 - Kalder (08/14/2012) [-]
*roll item*
User avatar #49 - Kalder (07/11/2012) [-]
**Kalder rolls 341**
#48 - Kalder (07/11/2012) [-]
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User avatar #44 to #89 - Kalder (05/30/2012) [-]
wow that was a while ago
yea those are my general go to cigar if its not a special occasion
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User avatar #46 to #91 - Kalder (05/30/2012) [-]
ill check those out, about how much do those run
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User avatar #30 - buttonddownbarbie (03/06/2012) [-]
Why thank you good sir,
I tip my hat at your dope ass swag.
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