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Kalas

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:8/06/2009
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:Mexico
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In this world, there are things that people mustn't touch, but who cares?

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#29 - **** , I'm done with finals but now I'm freaking out bec… 12/10/2015 on Finals Are Coming +1
#203976 - That part was thawing already that's why it looks even ***… 12/04/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#203957 - Oh well, being a broke college student this seemed like a gold… 12/04/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#203955 - Well it did have "stingers" and I actually got stung… 12/04/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#203952 - The head  [+] (5 new replies) 12/04/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#203960 - confusedasian (12/04/2015) [-]
I just thought of this, but stick your fingers in it and see if you can make it talk like a puppet.
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#203959 - confusedasian (12/04/2015) [-]
What the fuck kind of frozen shrimp bag is that? Looks like goo. Also, if they're selling shrimp, it's likely they sell fish as well. Things like that happen. You know how the ice cream shop they say "may come in contact with peanuts"? That's because the toppings are in the same general area and a stray topping can get mixed with the others. Same thing here.

But seriously, what the fuck kind of frozen shrimp are you getting that looks like mushed goo?
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#203976 - Kalas (12/04/2015) [-]
That part was thawing already that's why it looks even shittier.
#203954 - anon (12/04/2015) [-]
Sue? No not unless you get a cocky lawyer. The most you could probably get away with is calling up the company and maybe get a voucher for a free bag of shrimp.
Unless the fish is poisonous or you're allergic to that type of fish, it's just a manufacturing error that harmless. The only way to get money from a company is if the error was endangering you in some way.
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#203955 - Kalas (12/04/2015) [-]
Well it did have "stingers" and I actually got stung with it by accident, but thanks, I just wanted to make sure.
#203951 - Okay guys I REALLY need your advice now; I had a bag of frozen…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/04/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#204104 - drickz (12/06/2015) [-]
Best you can try, and the morally right thing to do imo, is to just send them an email and complain about the product. They usually give you a coupon.
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#203956 - thumbsdenied (12/04/2015) [-]
you wouldnt win, its pretty common to find stuff that doesnt belong in the product. Especially with fish.
There was gasoline in my energy drink once, dont know how and didnt see any vandalism on the can before opening, still had fizz so should have been completely sealed.
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#203957 - Kalas (12/04/2015) [-]
Oh well, being a broke college student this seemed like a golden opportunity, but thanks!
#203952 - Kalas (12/04/2015) [-]
The head
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#203960 - confusedasian (12/04/2015) [-]
I just thought of this, but stick your fingers in it and see if you can make it talk like a puppet.
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#203959 - confusedasian (12/04/2015) [-]
What the fuck kind of frozen shrimp bag is that? Looks like goo. Also, if they're selling shrimp, it's likely they sell fish as well. Things like that happen. You know how the ice cream shop they say "may come in contact with peanuts"? That's because the toppings are in the same general area and a stray topping can get mixed with the others. Same thing here.

But seriously, what the fuck kind of frozen shrimp are you getting that looks like mushed goo?
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#203976 - Kalas (12/04/2015) [-]
That part was thawing already that's why it looks even shittier.
#203954 - anon (12/04/2015) [-]
Sue? No not unless you get a cocky lawyer. The most you could probably get away with is calling up the company and maybe get a voucher for a free bag of shrimp.
Unless the fish is poisonous or you're allergic to that type of fish, it's just a manufacturing error that harmless. The only way to get money from a company is if the error was endangering you in some way.
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#203955 - Kalas (12/04/2015) [-]
Well it did have "stingers" and I actually got stung with it by accident, but thanks, I just wanted to make sure.
#203913 - Thank you! Fortunately the program I'm going to apply to doesn… 12/04/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#203836 - Hey guys, I know that most of you probably won't give a **…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/03/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#203906 - anon (12/04/2015) [-]
As dumb as this may sound, try and work quickly and diligently (in my opinion, you do not get much time). Google practice tests and brush up on your grammar. The science section is all about the graphs so make sure you understand how do read them. They have descriptions on the kind of math for the math section, as well. Work on developing s a strong thesis for the essay and writing out original, thought-out arguments in a quick amount of time. Good luck on the test!
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#203913 - Kalas (12/04/2015) [-]
Thank you! Fortunately the program I'm going to apply to doesn't require the essay, but thank for the help!
#203865 - anon (12/03/2015) [-]
I got a 35 on mine and I work in a parking garage, so theres that
#203905 - anon (12/04/2015) [-]
Your comment does absolutely nothing to help out this person. All you did was gloat about your 35. Congratulations but next time, actually provide the person asking for advice, for advice. Is there anything in particular that you did? Or, are you just knowledgeable and can answer questions quickly?
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#203852 - WhereMehSammich (12/03/2015) [-]
Google act practice tests and study guides.
#97 - It's like I traveled back to 2006 Youtube. 12/02/2015 on dank WebM compilation (pt 67) +20
#4 - Puto el que lo lea. 11/14/2015 on Gracias puto, Bye. +1
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User avatar #77 - beams (05/24/2015) [-]
When you go and almost drop it, you do not spill a drop.

When you feel you must go use it, it is filled to the brim.

What is it?
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User avatar #78 to #77 - Kalas (05/24/2015) [-]
Your bladder maybe?
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#64 - cunninglinguist (12/23/2014) [-]
I'm Filipino so thank you for defending my honour.
I'm Filipino so thank you for defending my honour.
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User avatar #65 to #64 - Kalas (12/24/2014) [-]
Sure np I once dated a Filipino girl and she was one of the sweetest persons I've ever met
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User avatar #66 to #65 - cunninglinguist (12/24/2014) [-]
D'aaaww thats wonderful
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User avatar #67 to #66 - Kalas (12/24/2014) [-]
So were you born in the Philippines or somewhere else? I'm curious lol
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User avatar #68 to #67 - cunninglinguist (12/24/2014) [-]
I was born here, but my biological mother was caucasian. Father was I dont know. I'm guessing Filipino.


I'm adopted
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User avatar #69 to #68 - Kalas (12/24/2014) [-]
Oh okay, but you do live in the Philippines? She used to tell me that she was from Tacloban? I think lol, I really don't remember
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User avatar #70 to #69 - cunninglinguist (12/24/2014) [-]
Oh, that's in the Province. I live in a town called Ayala Alabang. In the Philippines, yes
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User avatar #71 to #70 - Kalas (12/24/2014) [-]
What do you mean "the province" is it like a different part of the country or something?:o
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User avatar #72 to #71 - cunninglinguist (12/24/2014) [-]
Its in the south. Its the area affected by that big typhoon last year.
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User avatar #73 to #72 - Kalas (12/24/2014) [-]
Yeah, I remember her saying something about how she was worried about her family and friends, it was super sad. But that's kind of a bad topic to talk about; how is it where you live? Is there something interesting there?
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User avatar #74 to #73 - cunninglinguist (12/24/2014) [-]
You could try googling it. I live in a pretty cool area. Lots of malls and stuff. few hours from the beach. Near the mountains.
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User avatar #75 to #74 - Kalas (12/24/2014) [-]
Sounds cool
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User avatar #4 - dragonzard (10/22/2013) [-]
I swear to god, I was just about to send you a friend request.
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