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Age: 29
Date Signed Up:12/08/2008
Last Login:4/29/2011
Location:Australia mate
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#1 - You can't just give a baby worm tablets as it can cause severe… 03/23/2011 on Baby With Worms -1
#1 - Probably photoshopped 03/23/2011 on Meme game -2
#1 - Photoshopped  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2011 on And not a single fuck. -1
User avatar #2 - aodhan (03/23/2011) [-]
LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES
#1 - Pfft, this has been photoshopped 03/23/2011 on Lesbians. 0
#1 - Photoshopped  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2011 on no title -1
User avatar #2 - FFFUUUUU (03/23/2011) [-]
oh i didnt kno cuz i found it on images
#1 - This is photoshopped. Yea, that's right, i'm back :) 03/23/2011 on Save them? -1
#205 - He could buy himself an AIDS free wife when he gets back to Af…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2009 on Now Thats Gangsta -7
#212 - anonymous (05/25/2009) [-]
17 zillion actually
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#12 - shibbymadcatz (04/11/2011) [-]
just to let you know
User avatar #13 to #12 - KaLiF (04/12/2011) [-]
I am only retalliating to all the negative people on here who enjoy bullying others.
User avatar #10 - shibbymadcatz (04/06/2011) [-]
by the way it seems like everyone hates you by looking at past comments sry that you fail at life
User avatar #11 to #10 - KaLiF (04/07/2011) [-]
By everyone, you mean those few comments?

I said I am making my own material, and you send me a link to other people's jokes??
Your method of thinking baffles me.

Look, I will put things on here that I think are funny, if just ONE person finds it funny, then i'm happy.

Hate all you want, i'm just being me bro, get over it and stop trying to force me to do what YOU want me to, and calm down with the hate.
#9 - shibbymadcatz (04/06/2011) [-]
hahaha thats ok you can hate all you want on things i have act. made but yes some of it is from other sights..... but here maybe this will help you make better non g rated jokes http://www.coolfunnyjokes.com/
User avatar #1 - Crazywithanx ONLINE (03/24/2011) [-]
Please disregard this man. He is a faggot
User avatar #2 to #1 - KaLiF (03/25/2011) [-]
That's not what your mum said last night.
User avatar #3 to #2 - Crazywithanx ONLINE (03/25/2011) [-]
My mom died in 9/11
#4 to #3 - KaLiF (03/25/2011) [-]
In 9/11, or on 9/11. You can't die IN a date dumbass.

She is lying to you. She is just embarrassed for how you turned out.

Great root too. Mmmm mmm. You should imagine her naked right now.

Did you imagine it? LOL. You liked that huh.
Now think about her wearing a G-string getting fucked by a dog.
User avatar #5 to #4 - Crazywithanx ONLINE (03/27/2011) [-]
Im not that stupid. And 9/11 Is a commonly used phrase reffering to the attacks on the world trade center, but I wouldnt expect you to know that, theres no way to get news in the closet.
User avatar #6 to #5 - KaLiF (03/27/2011) [-]
You can't get news in a closet? You'd know.

Dying IN a date rather than ON a date IS a common phrase commonly used by dumbarses.
You could probably say that your whore mum died IN 2001, but not ON 2001.

You know, if your mum spread her legs when she saw the plane coming, she coulda enveloped the whole explosion in her muff, saving the lives of everyone. What a selfish bitch.
User avatar #7 to #6 - xXELMOXx (04/03/2011) [-]
ur fucking dickhead man, whats wrong with you
User avatar #8 to #7 - KaLiF (04/03/2011) [-]
Yea Crazywithanx. What is wrong with you? Why would you want to start shit on my profile page. Thanks for the backup Elmo.
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