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Date Signed Up:8/20/2010
Last Login:12/08/2014
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Comment Ranking:#8101
Highest Content Rank:#5499
Highest Comment Rank:#1362
Content Thumbs: 612 total,  857 ,  245
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Content Level Progress: 60% (6/10)
Level 58 Content: Sammich eater → Level 59 Content: Sammich eater
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Content Views:63240
Times Content Favorited:35 times
Total Comments Made:3287
FJ Points:11413

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#34 - In fairness, I think she's an interviewer. She's supposed to a…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/03/2014 on investigative journalism +2
#38 - wolftron (09/03/2014) [-]
#39 - Jowi (09/03/2014) [-]
Yes, I saw the post
User avatar #41 - wolftron (09/03/2014) [-]
Well the guy she was interviewing totally dismissed her question and went straight to the point about whoever leaked photos of the recent celeb nudes I guess. But in direct response to her question ,"Who is the, 4chan" it does kinda make him sound funny.


but idk he could think that 4chan is someone else too..
#43 - wimwam (09/04/2014) [-]
He does, and at least twice in the source video refers to 4Chan as a "he"
#127 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 09/03/2014 on the correct way to use tinder 0
User avatar #128 - Cherryblosom (09/03/2014) [-]
Show more body, less trophy.
User avatar #130 - Cherryblosom (09/03/2014) [-]
Also don't not be handsome.
#132 - Jowi (09/03/2014) [-]
ouch
User avatar #133 - Cherryblosom (09/03/2014) [-]
I'm not saying you aren't....
I'm just saying don't not be.
#135 - Jowi (09/03/2014) [-]
Ok. Thanks I guess
#134 - Jowi has deleted their comment.
#11 - He fired someone for complaining about no separate changing fa… 09/03/2014 on not all cops are bad +10
#9 - Literally what is the point of reaching number one in subscrib… 09/03/2014 on Great idea +3
#11 - Sorry, just don't agree with having friends just so their numb… 09/03/2014 on Jowi's profile 0
#9 - has there ever been any research done about whether you can re… 09/03/2014 on God damnit brock 0
#68 - Like literally every comment on this site. Everything we d…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/03/2014 on Would I lie to you? 0
User avatar #69 - broswagonist (09/03/2014) [-]
Well, no. Only the vast majority of the things we do is pointless, and most of those are entertaining. This was just a waste of time.
#92 - no probs 09/03/2014 on the correct way to use tinder +2
#65 - I wasn't wrong though. You CAN snort crack if you really want …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/03/2014 on Would I lie to you? 0
User avatar #66 - broswagonist (09/03/2014) [-]
Let me say it in another way. You're technically correct, but your whole argument was redundant.
#68 - Jowi (09/03/2014) [-]
Like literally every comment on this site.
Everything we do here is pointless, dunno why you felt the need to take time out your day to tell me specifically...
User avatar #69 - broswagonist (09/03/2014) [-]
Well, no. Only the vast majority of the things we do is pointless, and most of those are entertaining. This was just a waste of time.
#90 - It's a dating app where you see pictures of people and swipe r…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/03/2014 on the correct way to use tinder +3
#91 - empithree (09/03/2014) [-]
#92 - Jowi (09/03/2014) [-]
no probs
#89 - Yeah I try not to do that. I can even get replies, I just can'… 09/03/2014 on the correct way to use tinder +1
#13 - Looks like the side of Stewie Griffin's head I … 09/03/2014 on Apple's New Logo +3
#51 - Ok mate, have a good day 09/03/2014 on Would I lie to you? 0
#49 - In what way? Factually it's correct. I don't really see how it…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/03/2014 on Would I lie to you? -1
#50 - hashtronaut (09/03/2014) [-]
lol k




im hitting Hide All now.
#51 - Jowi (09/03/2014) [-]
Ok mate, have a good day
#38 - Also, taking crack in ANY for isn't a good idea, so you're arg…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/03/2014 on Would I lie to you? -2
User avatar #62 - broswagonist (09/03/2014) [-]
Not the point being made, and people thumb you down because you were wrong.
#65 - Jowi (09/03/2014) [-]
I wasn't wrong though. You CAN snort crack if you really want to. I never once said it would work, I just said you could do it
User avatar #66 - broswagonist (09/03/2014) [-]
Let me say it in another way. You're technically correct, but your whole argument was redundant.
#68 - Jowi (09/03/2014) [-]
Like literally every comment on this site.
Everything we do here is pointless, dunno why you felt the need to take time out your day to tell me specifically...
User avatar #69 - broswagonist (09/03/2014) [-]
Well, no. Only the vast majority of the things we do is pointless, and most of those are entertaining. This was just a waste of time.
#37 - Don't know why you felt the need to thumb me down. I was just …  [+] (4 new replies) 09/03/2014 on Would I lie to you? -3
#45 - hashtronaut (09/03/2014) [-]






I thumbed you down because your comment sucked.
#49 - Jowi (09/03/2014) [-]
In what way? Factually it's correct. I don't really see how it can "suck". No more than any of these other comments?
#50 - hashtronaut (09/03/2014) [-]
lol k




im hitting Hide All now.
#51 - Jowi (09/03/2014) [-]
Ok mate, have a good day
#75 - You live the dream my friend 09/03/2014 on Every College Student's Dream 0
#62 - You know what? That may just work  [+] (5 new replies) 09/03/2014 on the correct way to use tinder +10
#81 - nahbro (09/03/2014) [-]
The golden rule is to never, ever try to turn things sexual too soon. Unless you're Jason Momoa/David Beckham/Ryan Gosling levels of attractive the vast majority of girls will be creeped out. It's the #1 thing that will guarantee a block.
User avatar #108 - themightymrplow (09/03/2014) [-]
This dude is right. In 99% of situations, this guy above me is right. HOWEVER I've had two situations where I did the exact opposite because I was in a idgaf mood. The conversation went
Me: Yo
Her: Hello
Me: I'm gonna be honest, I think you're hot as hell and I want to see you naked
Her: Well damn! That's pretty blunt of you.
Me: Tell you what, here's my number if you want to keep talking: (my number)

Then she texted me and within a half hour started sending me nudes. I can't say I'd recommend it, but I've done it twice and it somehow worked twice.
#116 - nahbro (09/03/2014) [-]
It's a risk vs reward thing imo.

Turning it sexual fast will either get you exactly where you want to be or it'll throw you out in the cold. Almost zero chance of redemption if it doesn't work out the first time.

If you do decide to turn it sexual fast, any guy reading this, NEVER go for smarmy charm. Do as this guy does and be bluntly honest but relatively polite. Project confidence and friendliness, not creepiness and desperation.

And you're probably pretty attractive. Good going, dude.
User avatar #129 - gatorade (09/03/2014) [-]
Tinder got my V card taken away.
#89 - Jowi (09/03/2014) [-]
Yeah I try not to do that. I can even get replies, I just can't manage to get past like asking what they do and stuff. I probably just suck at small talk
#61 - nothing beats a classy fella  [+] (1 new reply) 09/03/2014 on the correct way to use tinder +8
#103 - kristovsky (09/03/2014) [-]
also, girls love guys with facial hair, so stop shaving immediately, especially around the neck region. don't worry about grooming and such, girls like it wild and free
#55 - It's where I'm from 09/03/2014 on (untitled) 0
#38 - Well in the UK where I'm from there are talks about r…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/03/2014 on (untitled) +2
User avatar #39 - princessren (09/03/2014) [-]
what does it say in the spoiler it won;t open for me
#55 - Jowi (09/03/2014) [-]
It's where I'm from
#34 - Hmm it will and it won't. Armies cost a hell of a lot to upke…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/03/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #41 - LazierThanThou (09/03/2014) [-]
Right, but a significant difference between ISIS and AQ is funding. Granted, AQ didn't have a standing army(that I'm aware of), but if you're just talking about threats, ISIS is more of one because they have more money, which translates into power.
User avatar #118 - Ashtaroth (09/03/2014) [-]
It doesn't really help matters at all that ISIS is using U.S. issue weapons that were supplied to the "rebels" in Syria by Obama's orders. We gave them everything they needed to become a super-terrorist organization, in spite of the majority of the country saying we needed to just let Syria destroy itself. Despite the warnings that half the "rebels" in Syria were in fact members of various terrorist organizations. Add to that the fact that ISIS also has captured Iraqi military stations, armories, and supply depots, and they have an army equipped to fight anything any middle eastern nation could bring against them.
User avatar #148 - LazierThanThou (09/03/2014) [-]
The term "FUBAR" springs to mind.
#29 - It's bad because they're still European nationals. After the f…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/03/2014 on (untitled) +7
User avatar #30 - princessren (09/03/2014) [-]
yeah that's what I thought was the bad part
anyway to remove their citizenship?
#38 - Jowi (09/03/2014) [-]
Well in the UK where I'm from there are talks about removing anybodies passport who has ties with fundamental Islam and is returning to the country after long breaks.
It's only a temporary measure however because it is against international law to de-nationalise somebody.

Cameron being the flip-flopping cunt he is is talking about reintroducing the detention centres that he illegalised at the start of his term because they were against human rights.

I consider myself a leftist when it comes to politics, so I'm kind of caught between both arguments. Human rights v personal security is one of the hottest topics on the planet.
User avatar #39 - princessren (09/03/2014) [-]
what does it say in the spoiler it won;t open for me
#55 - Jowi (09/03/2014) [-]
It's where I'm from
#11 - I'm gonna be honest. I've never taken crack, I'm no expert of …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/03/2014 on Would I lie to you? -2
#12 - auryn (09/03/2014) [-]
Actually more likely, especially the people who do crack regularly won't waste their crack by snorting it.
The high is much more intense when smoked.

#9 - Saves on buying a crack pipe. Saves more money for delicious crack!  [+] (3 new replies) 09/03/2014 on Would I lie to you? -1
#10 - auryn (09/03/2014) [-]
The effects would more pleasant if you'd just snort regular cocaine.
It's not like the amount of cocaine in crack is any cheaper in relation to the normal coke price.
On top of that often impurities are formed in the process of turning it into crack.
#11 - Jowi (09/03/2014) [-]
I'm gonna be honest. I've never taken crack, I'm no expert of crack and certainly didn't see my day turning into an argument about it. I just wanted to make the point that people probably do snort crack somewhere. People are stupid, especially people who take crack
#12 - auryn (09/03/2014) [-]
Actually more likely, especially the people who do crack regularly won't waste their crack by snorting it.
The high is much more intense when smoked.

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User avatar #10 - yourbestestfriend (09/03/2014) [-]
Come on. Dont be like that.
#11 to #10 - Jowi (09/03/2014) [-]
Sorry, just don't agree with having friends just so their number goes up. That's cancerous **** dude
User avatar #4 - satrenkotheone (03/18/2014) [-]
Lol I'll say it here.

Is cuz I trans and I know FJ ain't too hyped about that now
#5 to #4 - Jowi (03/18/2014) [-]
That's cool. And I'm not so sure about that. FJ, despite everything, is quite accepting of the more taboo aspects of life. For example there is a delicately named account of faggitboy who is also transgender and is on the **** page who has quite a lot of thumbs from butt-plug related photos and she also posted a picture of herself on that content about posting attractive guys photos to increase the amount of women that come to the site, you may have seen it. Anyway she openly came out as transgender then and all the replies I saw were glowingly positive ranging from "boner what are you doing" to just openly saying "dude, you're ******* hot".
You don't have to do anything as brash as that I'm just saying you don't need to be afraid around here, we're all comrades when it comes down to it. For a lot of us we're the family and friends that we lack in the real world and some of the nicest things I've ever seen have happened on this site.

Anyway all the best with it
User avatar #6 to #5 - satrenkotheone (03/18/2014) [-]
Oh thanks. And I haven't seen this, but sounds cool.

Old account is old. Must've been here forever.
#7 to #6 - Jowi (03/18/2014) [-]
Not much older than yours, but yeah I've been here a while. Since '05 i believe but I didn't sign up till they created the **** section haha.

If you're interested in the content it's still 9th on the front page, title "Are you sexy as **** ?"
#8 to #7 - Jowi (03/18/2014) [-]
and then just change the comment views to most rated and her comments will be amongst the tops I'm sure
User avatar #9 to #8 - satrenkotheone (03/18/2014) [-]
Oh lol.

Well I created mine in 2011 back when the brony rush sorta started, jumped that fandom but I've fallen out it so to speak.

Hmm... I'll try finding it.
#2 to #1 - Jowi (02/16/2013) [-]
er... thanks...
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