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#82 - Before my father three generations were named Simon. Before th… 10/28/2015 on Planning out 0
#79 - Where abouts you from?  [+] (3 new replies) 10/28/2015 on Planning out 0
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#81 - kikisu (10/28/2015) [-]
Maryland, USA
#83 - Jowi (10/28/2015) [-]
Ah I was thinking you were like European with old blood
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#84 - kikisu (10/28/2015) [-]
Nah mate, just a hillbilly.
#51 - Errr yeah that was the plan originally. Hitler was building up… 10/28/2015 on Ital +3
#124 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2015 on British Police... 0
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#14 - Country that shares a border with Spain and France...? So Andorra? 10/22/2015 on Sesame Street Adventures 80 0
#20 - Scotland, Ireland and bits of Wales are largely red headed.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2015 on Fun facts +2
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#21 - mutzaki (10/21/2015) [-]
Yeah, but they still don't even make up the majority in those areas. But supposedly, 1 of every 50 people has red hair.
#104 - Right and how does that answer my question? What stopped … 10/21/2015 on Would you like fries with... 0
#102 - If Germany was always able to outproduce England then how come…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/21/2015 on Would you like fries with... 0
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#103 - reginleif (10/21/2015) [-]
Germany got dogpiled during both world wars, both times they've had to fight Russia and pretty much ever surrounding hostile European power, fighting a multifront war....which has never had a shortage of bodies to throw at them.

Germany was also a land based power, Land based powers generally don't grow overseas empires (like Russia, and yet nobody can deny that Russia could plow Britain if they were placed close together)

Look I'm not denying Britain's power, they've done pretty well for the situation they've been placed in (being an island nation), but had economics not war decided who dominated Europe.... the Germans would have won, as they're doing right now. Even British documentaries on WW1 mention how stupid German aggression was, since Germany was ALREADY on the path to dominating Europe culturally and economically.
#104 - Jowi (10/21/2015) [-]
Right and how does that answer my question?
What stopped Germany being the major Colonial power, not what lost them both World Wars
#101 - Actually the Lowlands, parts of Germany, Estonia Latvia Lithua… 10/21/2015 on Would you like fries with... 0
#100 - Yes but England was the country, not the people that ruled (ev… 10/21/2015 on Would you like fries with... 0
#50 - Your* 10/20/2015 on New Baby +3
#105 - Yeah because a population not being able to decide on what sha… 10/19/2015 on Palestinian WMD 0
#103 - And since being founded by David all those years ago wasn't ex…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/19/2015 on Palestinian WMD -5
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#104 - Haruhi (10/19/2015) [-]
What's your point? The palestinians didn't build Jerusalem and didn't build anything IN jerusalem, so your point isn't relevant here
#120 - vortix (10/19/2015) [-]
the point is simple. you don't get to kick Palestinian to claim the land that your Grand Grand Grand father who was a jew who built some of the city. not to mention is the assumption that Palestinian didn't change or build anything in that city being there for years.

Jews lived with Arabs at that time. what does Israel have to do with any of this? todays Israel had nothing to do with Palestine and the jews in it. AGAIN for like the 5th time.

you don't get to come back and claim something that supposedly built years ago. even if some of your ancestors built it.
#100 - Except that the territory was called British Palestine. You ha…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/19/2015 on Palestinian WMD 0
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#101 - Haruhi (10/19/2015) [-]
The romans named the area palestine to try to destroy any connection the jews have to the land.
#99 - Jerusalem?  [+] (4 new replies) 10/19/2015 on Palestinian WMD 0
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#102 - Haruhi (10/19/2015) [-]
Jerusalem was built by the kingdom of Israel, the Jews? How do you not know that?
#103 - Jowi (10/19/2015) [-]
And since being founded by David all those years ago wasn't expanded on once....
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#104 - Haruhi (10/19/2015) [-]
What's your point? The palestinians didn't build Jerusalem and didn't build anything IN jerusalem, so your point isn't relevant here
#120 - vortix (10/19/2015) [-]
the point is simple. you don't get to kick Palestinian to claim the land that your Grand Grand Grand father who was a jew who built some of the city. not to mention is the assumption that Palestinian didn't change or build anything in that city being there for years.

Jews lived with Arabs at that time. what does Israel have to do with any of this? todays Israel had nothing to do with Palestine and the jews in it. AGAIN for like the 5th time.

you don't get to come back and claim something that supposedly built years ago. even if some of your ancestors built it.
#97 - Caring about other people isn't about making yourself look goo… 10/19/2015 on Palestinian WMD +2
#52 - Yeah except the people rose up against a DICTATORSHIP with no …  [+] (3 new replies) 10/19/2015 on Palestinian WMD 0
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#58 - kyouko (10/19/2015) [-]
That changes little. It was a stable dictatorship with a strong middle class. Just slapping the word "dictatorship" on anything doesn't make it bad.
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#107 - Ruspanic (10/19/2015) [-]
yes it does
#105 - Jowi (10/19/2015) [-]
Yeah because a population not being able to decide on what shape their government takes is such a great thing

You're just further proving my point that you live in some closed world where you see people running from slaughter as cowardice and think that bureaucratic red-tape is enough justification for a totalitarian regime. You have no idea what the fuck you're even saying
#39 - Yes, hence why I responded mocking you for saying **** …  [+] (10 new replies) 10/19/2015 on Palestinian WMD +4
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#45 - kyouko (10/19/2015) [-]
I know perfectly well what id do in such a situation. I wouldn't flee, nor would I fight. I don't believe death is the big end anyways.

I don't know everything, I don't claim to. But I know for one thing that these refugees takes flights to Moscow and then proceed to wander into my country, acting like they belong anywhere of their choosing. My compassion doesn't extend beyond family, friends and co-workers, because I can't be added to go around worrying about everything and allow this to make me look big and good.

Life is hard, some people merely have it harder and occasionally have to deal with assholes.
#97 - Jowi (10/19/2015) [-]
Caring about other people isn't about making yourself look good, it's just a natural thing that you feel.
Just because I'm not related to someone doesn't mean I can feel sorry for them. What kind of Darwinian shit are you into?
#54 - anon (10/19/2015) [-]
>russian complains about people coming into country of their choosing, acting like they own the place, and messing things up
*meanwhile in Ukraine*
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#62 - kyouko (10/19/2015) [-]
And Ukraine's crisis is also a rebellion where the Russian-allied leaders faced a EU-based uprising. Russia has all the reasons to help out their people an allies.

Similarly to North Ireland, in fact.
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#57 - kyouko (10/19/2015) [-]
I'm not Russian. You read wrong.
#43 - anon (10/19/2015) [-]
ASSHOLE
IF you 'rose up' against the government of the country you lived in

YOU'D GET SHOT AT

YOU FUCKING MORON
#52 - Jowi (10/19/2015) [-]
Yeah except the people rose up against a DICTATORSHIP with no rule of law....
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#58 - kyouko (10/19/2015) [-]
That changes little. It was a stable dictatorship with a strong middle class. Just slapping the word "dictatorship" on anything doesn't make it bad.
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#107 - Ruspanic (10/19/2015) [-]
yes it does
#105 - Jowi (10/19/2015) [-]
Yeah because a population not being able to decide on what shape their government takes is such a great thing

You're just further proving my point that you live in some closed world where you see people running from slaughter as cowardice and think that bureaucratic red-tape is enough justification for a totalitarian regime. You have no idea what the fuck you're even saying
#32 - >Weeb saying he wouldn't run when his own government starts…  [+] (12 new replies) 10/19/2015 on Palestinian WMD +7
#34 - kyouko (10/19/2015) [-]
Yes, that's what I'm saying. Surely you understood the words?
#39 - Jowi (10/19/2015) [-]
Yes, hence why I responded mocking you for saying shit on the internet that you know you'll never have to back up.
If you're calling Syrians cowards for running from a Russian-backed, apathetic government that is prepared to kill them indiscriminately when you have no idea what they're going through then you're either a moron are just without compassion
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#45 - kyouko (10/19/2015) [-]
I know perfectly well what id do in such a situation. I wouldn't flee, nor would I fight. I don't believe death is the big end anyways.

I don't know everything, I don't claim to. But I know for one thing that these refugees takes flights to Moscow and then proceed to wander into my country, acting like they belong anywhere of their choosing. My compassion doesn't extend beyond family, friends and co-workers, because I can't be added to go around worrying about everything and allow this to make me look big and good.

Life is hard, some people merely have it harder and occasionally have to deal with assholes.
#97 - Jowi (10/19/2015) [-]
Caring about other people isn't about making yourself look good, it's just a natural thing that you feel.
Just because I'm not related to someone doesn't mean I can feel sorry for them. What kind of Darwinian shit are you into?
#54 - anon (10/19/2015) [-]
>russian complains about people coming into country of their choosing, acting like they own the place, and messing things up
*meanwhile in Ukraine*
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#62 - kyouko (10/19/2015) [-]
And Ukraine's crisis is also a rebellion where the Russian-allied leaders faced a EU-based uprising. Russia has all the reasons to help out their people an allies.

Similarly to North Ireland, in fact.
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#57 - kyouko (10/19/2015) [-]
I'm not Russian. You read wrong.
#43 - anon (10/19/2015) [-]
ASSHOLE
IF you 'rose up' against the government of the country you lived in

YOU'D GET SHOT AT

YOU FUCKING MORON
#52 - Jowi (10/19/2015) [-]
Yeah except the people rose up against a DICTATORSHIP with no rule of law....
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#58 - kyouko (10/19/2015) [-]
That changes little. It was a stable dictatorship with a strong middle class. Just slapping the word "dictatorship" on anything doesn't make it bad.
User avatar
#107 - Ruspanic (10/19/2015) [-]
yes it does
#105 - Jowi (10/19/2015) [-]
Yeah because a population not being able to decide on what shape their government takes is such a great thing

You're just further proving my point that you live in some closed world where you see people running from slaughter as cowardice and think that bureaucratic red-tape is enough justification for a totalitarian regime. You have no idea what the fuck you're even saying
#46 - What Quiksilver is this?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/19/2015 on Ouch 0
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#71 - answer (10/19/2015) [-]
X Men Days Of the Future Past QuickSilver Scene

He's a lot younger in this film
#74 - You're a fool if you think the NHS is **** compared to …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/19/2015 on Would you like fries with... +1
#75 - peterdivine (10/19/2015) [-]
k.
#37 - He was by birth but I think I remember him not practising  [+] (9 new replies) 10/19/2015 on Would you like fries with... +3
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#40 - deutschblut (10/19/2015) [-]
I think that was it.

There are always Judaeo-Christian references attributed to him.

But I think I do recall he loved his science and nothing else.

Which would make him more German than Jewish.

But I won't try to claim him
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#52 - vladi (10/19/2015) [-]
They even asked him to become president of Israel so I'm guessing he's very Jewish. Though probably not in the religious sense.
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#60 - deutschblut (10/19/2015) [-]
Good point.

Definitely a Jewish identity somewhere there.

Religious or not. That is not even the problem.

Jewish religion is wacky. But it is mostly the secular Jews that are evil.

I always liked you Vladi. Isn't it time West and East join forces to fight the common enemy?
#62 - vladi (10/19/2015) [-]
Of course it's time they started working together, but America rather wants to keep painting Russia as the "bad guys". No wonder, now that the SU is gone they have not big enemy to blame their imperialistic actions on. So yeah, Russia and terrorist, that's their main "threats" now.
#84 - anon (10/19/2015) [-]
Honestly I see the conflict between the US and Russia as a good thing, both for maintaining the balance of power and driving technological innovation as both nations try to one-up each other. The catch is that we can't let it boil over into a world war.
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#63 - deutschblut (10/19/2015) [-]
Not America.

The German Empire

Germany and Russian are still friends.

I think it's time we take it to the next level.
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#64 - vladi (10/19/2015) [-]
"West" is a big word. But I wouldn't want to see it other then the whole European Union working together military wise. They'd be unstoppable! But yeah, it's just a dream it's not going to happen with NATO and shit.
#85 - anon (10/19/2015) [-]
I doubt they'd be unstoppable. There's too many language barriers, too many differences in doctrine (except amongst NATO members), and of all the EU nations only two possess nuclear capability. They'd be powerful, but not on the level of the US, Russia, or China, any one of which could steamroll the EU single-handedly if they so chose (assuming nobody came to the EU's aid).
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#65 - deutschblut (10/19/2015) [-]
East and West referring to Pan-Europa.

Every idea starts as a dream, my Friend...

#36 - Minor player until the Colonial Age? England was the only…  [+] (8 new replies) 10/19/2015 on Would you like fries with... +3
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#59 - reginleif (10/19/2015) [-]
England has always been relatively shitty compared to the surrounding European powers.

If it wasn't for their colonial empire, we'd all be speaking German.... not even trying to hate on Britain but they simply couldn't compete with German smarts and resources. Germany was always able to outproduce England.

You can see Britain's acknowledgement of this fact in the way they approached European politics, from Napoleon to Bismarck, it was always England's imperative to prevent Europe from joining, because the resulting power would steamroll Britain, even with Empire.
#102 - Jowi (10/21/2015) [-]
If Germany was always able to outproduce England then how come Germany weren't the superior colonial nation?
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#103 - reginleif (10/21/2015) [-]
Germany got dogpiled during both world wars, both times they've had to fight Russia and pretty much ever surrounding hostile European power, fighting a multifront war....which has never had a shortage of bodies to throw at them.

Germany was also a land based power, Land based powers generally don't grow overseas empires (like Russia, and yet nobody can deny that Russia could plow Britain if they were placed close together)

Look I'm not denying Britain's power, they've done pretty well for the situation they've been placed in (being an island nation), but had economics not war decided who dominated Europe.... the Germans would have won, as they're doing right now. Even British documentaries on WW1 mention how stupid German aggression was, since Germany was ALREADY on the path to dominating Europe culturally and economically.
#104 - Jowi (10/21/2015) [-]
Right and how does that answer my question?
What stopped Germany being the major Colonial power, not what lost them both World Wars
#47 - anon (10/19/2015) [-]
>only country to repel Viking occupation
>only country to have a full scale viking invasion

You're an idiot. Viking means raider and that's pretty much what they did. Raid, rape, pillage and loot. Then go back home. Well other than England because they were weak as fuck back in the day. Plus William the Conqueror was technically descended from Vikings and he invaded England too. And England never conquered half of France. They already had Normandy because William took England by force. During the Hundred Years war not one English king even spoke English. England was effectively conquered by the French/Viking spawn and fucked for hundreds of years. Hundred Years war was a power struggle in France by the French nobility and England was a possession of FRENCH ARISTOCRATS. You give yourselves too much credit.
#100 - Jowi (10/21/2015) [-]
Yes but England was the country, not the people that ruled (even though Henry IV would have considered himself English when fighting in France.)

Obviously you didn't know England was ruled almost entirely by the Vikings at one point and were eventually forced out.

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#54 - Gandalfthewhite (10/19/2015) [-]
Ok looking back at the viking invasions it's awkward to judge England considering it didn't exist at the time as it was multiple different countries. Unlike the rest of Europe the Danes actually invaded England instead of just raining. They took damn near the whole country besides Wessex who over the years slowly took back the land and created the kingdom of England. Also England during the hundred years war did conquer a large portion of the french land i.e. aquitaine, gasgony etc. And Normandy was lost to France years before the hundred years war so it had to be reconquered. Also Henry V spoke English and promoted its use by the nobles of the time to drive the whole English identity and all. If England was really so useless then the french king at the time wouldn't have agreed with Henry V that he would become king of france after the french kings death because of how badly he was losing land to the English
#101 - Jowi (10/21/2015) [-]
Actually the Lowlands, parts of Germany, Estonia Latvia Lithuania as well as Normandy once was also occupied by Vikings.
William the Conqueror himself was of Viking descent, hence the name "Nor(th)-Man"
#33 - Bulgaria wasn't part of the USSR though  [+] (2 new replies) 10/19/2015 on Would you like fries with... 0
#87 - anon (10/19/2015) [-]
It was part of the Warsaw Pact.
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#34 - thechosentroll (10/19/2015) [-]
Technically wasn't, but it practically was. There were some countries back then, who weren't an official part of the USSR, but still acted like they were and had soviet officials placed in positions of power. In exchange, the USSR gave them free shit. Kind of a double-edged sword, since a lot of countries (ours included) became a bit too reliant on said free shit, so when the USSR finally fell apart, those unofficial members were a bit fucked, since they suddenly had no raw materials for their production and their economies went to shit. Ours still hasn't really recovered.
#32 - His family were Jewish  [+] (11 new replies) 10/19/2015 on Would you like fries with... +5
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#35 - deutschblut (10/19/2015) [-]
I thought he was as well, no?

I guess there has been some debate about that...
#37 - Jowi (10/19/2015) [-]
He was by birth but I think I remember him not practising
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#40 - deutschblut (10/19/2015) [-]
I think that was it.

There are always Judaeo-Christian references attributed to him.

But I think I do recall he loved his science and nothing else.

Which would make him more German than Jewish.

But I won't try to claim him
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#52 - vladi (10/19/2015) [-]
They even asked him to become president of Israel so I'm guessing he's very Jewish. Though probably not in the religious sense.
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#60 - deutschblut (10/19/2015) [-]
Good point.

Definitely a Jewish identity somewhere there.

Religious or not. That is not even the problem.

Jewish religion is wacky. But it is mostly the secular Jews that are evil.

I always liked you Vladi. Isn't it time West and East join forces to fight the common enemy?
#62 - vladi (10/19/2015) [-]
Of course it's time they started working together, but America rather wants to keep painting Russia as the "bad guys". No wonder, now that the SU is gone they have not big enemy to blame their imperialistic actions on. So yeah, Russia and terrorist, that's their main "threats" now.
#84 - anon (10/19/2015) [-]
Honestly I see the conflict between the US and Russia as a good thing, both for maintaining the balance of power and driving technological innovation as both nations try to one-up each other. The catch is that we can't let it boil over into a world war.
User avatar
#63 - deutschblut (10/19/2015) [-]
Not America.

The German Empire

Germany and Russian are still friends.

I think it's time we take it to the next level.
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#64 - vladi (10/19/2015) [-]
"West" is a big word. But I wouldn't want to see it other then the whole European Union working together military wise. They'd be unstoppable! But yeah, it's just a dream it's not going to happen with NATO and shit.
#85 - anon (10/19/2015) [-]
I doubt they'd be unstoppable. There's too many language barriers, too many differences in doctrine (except amongst NATO members), and of all the EU nations only two possess nuclear capability. They'd be powerful, but not on the level of the US, Russia, or China, any one of which could steamroll the EU single-handedly if they so chose (assuming nobody came to the EU's aid).
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#65 - deutschblut (10/19/2015) [-]
East and West referring to Pan-Europa.

Every idea starts as a dream, my Friend...

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User avatar #10 - yourbestestfriend (09/03/2014) [-]
Come on. Dont be like that.
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#11 to #10 - Jowi (09/03/2014) [-]
Sorry, just don't agree with having friends just so their number goes up. That's cancerous **** dude
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User avatar #4 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
Lol I'll say it here.

Is cuz I trans and I know FJ ain't too hyped about that now
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#5 to #4 - Jowi (03/18/2014) [-]
That's cool. And I'm not so sure about that. FJ, despite everything, is quite accepting of the more taboo aspects of life. For example there is a delicately named account of faggitboy who is also transgender and is on the **** page who has quite a lot of thumbs from butt-plug related photos and she also posted a picture of herself on that content about posting attractive guys photos to increase the amount of women that come to the site, you may have seen it. Anyway she openly came out as transgender then and all the replies I saw were glowingly positive ranging from "boner what are you doing" to just openly saying "dude, you're ******* hot".
You don't have to do anything as brash as that I'm just saying you don't need to be afraid around here, we're all comrades when it comes down to it. For a lot of us we're the family and friends that we lack in the real world and some of the nicest things I've ever seen have happened on this site.

Anyway all the best with it
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User avatar #6 to #5 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
Oh thanks. And I haven't seen this, but sounds cool.

Old account is old. Must've been here forever.
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#7 to #6 - Jowi (03/18/2014) [-]
Not much older than yours, but yeah I've been here a while. Since '05 i believe but I didn't sign up till they created the **** section haha.

If you're interested in the content it's still 9th on the front page, title "Are you sexy as **** ?"
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#8 to #7 - Jowi (03/18/2014) [-]
and then just change the comment views to most rated and her comments will be amongst the tops I'm sure
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User avatar #9 to #8 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
Oh lol.

Well I created mine in 2011 back when the brony rush sorta started, jumped that fandom but I've fallen out it so to speak.

Hmm... I'll try finding it.
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#2 to #1 - Jowi (02/16/2013) [-]
er... thanks...
 
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