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#85 - Don't want your nice stuff stolen from your house? Don't own n…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/05/2014 on These double standards... +9
User avatar #156 - elmarcocfc (09/07/2014) [-]
No. No it really isn't.
Having nice stuff is understandable. Having money is basically a necessity.
Taking nude pictures of yourself and keeping them is not a requirement for living, if I remember correctly.
#150 - foxranger (09/06/2014) [-]
Thats comparing apples and oranges imho. My main point here isnt the fact that they had shit stolen. Its that they expect to be treated differently because of their celeb status.
#154 - Jowi (09/06/2014) [-]
I don't think they are asking to be treated differently. I think anybody who had private photos like that stolen would be as pissed off as they are.
Just these people are celebrities so the media cares more
User avatar #97 - rockamekishiko (09/05/2014) [-]
well if you do, you have to expect that some day your shit might be stolen. tough luck
#98 - Jowi (09/05/2014) [-]
Yeah obviously...
But blaming the hacking on the victims is an absurd rhetoric
User avatar #129 - rockamekishiko (09/05/2014) [-]
true
#161 - That's not what the content says though is it? That's also not… 09/05/2014 on DYK Comp #31 0
#88 - Yes, I know.... Me and charagrin mentioned it in the other com… 09/05/2014 on an alternate ending 0
#159 - But then that's not really correct. The oldest species of tree…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/05/2014 on DYK Comp #31 0
User avatar #160 - leonhardt (09/05/2014) [-]
You're a fucktard.

The oldest species of shark that exists today is older than the oldest species of tree.

Learn to fucking read.
#161 - Jowi (09/05/2014) [-]
That's not what the content says though is it? That's also not what you said in your last comment.....
No need to get personal. You've provided no evidence or backing. You've made a point that doesn't make sense and I challenged it.
Learn to deal with criticism.
#54 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 09/05/2014 on The Last of Us Button 0
#93 - aldkai Comment deleted by Jowi
#18 - It's being done as a joke man, they're just fooling around. …  [+] (4 new replies) 09/05/2014 on That I'm sent from above +17
#20 - throneinc (09/05/2014) [-]
Maybe iam just wired differently, but i wouldn't even for a joke, and iam married btw.
User avatar #44 - symmiie (09/05/2014) [-]
And the award for best sense of humor goes to.... Not this fucking guy.
User avatar #21 - mopedcouple (09/05/2014) [-]
Chill the fuck out, I mean, it's a joke
#22 - throneinc (09/05/2014) [-]
i'm chilled, am just stating my opinion.
#109 - The comment you originally replied to saying "Who just de… 09/05/2014 on Britain has some compliments 0
#36 - See I even had to look that up! Never played that game but my …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/05/2014 on an alternate ending +2
User avatar #42 - charagrin (09/05/2014) [-]
It was very good, solid story, solid graphics for the time, great alternative gunstyle and the squad commands worked really well.
User avatar #59 - huntergriff (09/05/2014) [-]
fuckin droids were annoying though.
User avatar #61 - charagrin (09/05/2014) [-]
Yeah, stormtroopers were awesome though. Both the clone gen and the Imperial Enlisted. Missing all those shots despite firing thousands of times is pretty badass.
#105 - I don't think they were really given much of a choice in the m…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/05/2014 on Britain has some compliments 0
#107 - huels (09/05/2014) [-]
Do you mean the Italian's because that's who I was talking about. You might have just accidentally typed the wrong word.
#109 - Jowi (09/05/2014) [-]
The comment you originally replied to saying "Who just decides that they want to switch sides during a World War? What a joke." I was talking about France, so assumed you were talking about the same country in your reply?

Also did Italy switch sides? To my knowledge they stayed neutral in both wars until they were sure they picked the right side.

In WWI everyone thought they would side with the Central Powers but in after a while they sided with the Allies.
In WWII they stayed out of the war until France was defeated then joined in on the Axis.

But I could be wrong
#34 - He was nowhere near Anakin in terms of power. And it …  [+] (5 new replies) 09/05/2014 on an alternate ending +7
User avatar #35 - charagrin (09/05/2014) [-]
Here's to Delta.
#36 - Jowi (09/05/2014) [-]
See I even had to look that up! Never played that game but my brother did. Heard it was pretty good
User avatar #42 - charagrin (09/05/2014) [-]
It was very good, solid story, solid graphics for the time, great alternative gunstyle and the squad commands worked really well.
User avatar #59 - huntergriff (09/05/2014) [-]
fuckin droids were annoying though.
User avatar #61 - charagrin (09/05/2014) [-]
Yeah, stormtroopers were awesome though. Both the clone gen and the Imperial Enlisted. Missing all those shots despite firing thousands of times is pretty badass.
#32 - I am indeed aware of that. But I'm sure you'll agree that the …  [+] (10 new replies) 09/05/2014 on an alternate ending +7
User avatar #65 - radiated (09/05/2014) [-]
yeah but still Anakin was the chosen one he fulfilled it. luke was just the tool or something like that.
#88 - Jowi (09/05/2014) [-]
Yes, I know.... Me and charagrin mentioned it in the other comments.
My point was that without Luke, Vader wouldn't have become Anakin. And if Anakin had died at the start of Epi I, then probably the Rebellion would have failed all together
User avatar #33 - charagrin (09/05/2014) [-]
Good man, good man. I am so used to people knowing a lot about SW but not seeing that one little detail that seems so obvious. They all obsess over Luke, but even in the light of his greatest power he was second to Anakin.
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#34 - Jowi (09/05/2014) [-]
He was nowhere near Anakin in terms of power.

And it was always clear to me that Anakin was the chosen one because, not only did Windu and Yoda declare it two of the most gifted Jedi with the force , but also the Chosen One would bring balance to the Force.
When Anakin killed Dooku and subsequently Vader wiped out the Jedi it left two Sith and two Jedi. Prophecy fulfilled right there. The prophecy never said that they would make the Light Side all powerful and vanquish the Dark. That was just what the Jedi, in their arrogance, assumed was meant.

Alas, although I consider myself a fan of SW, I wouldn't say that I was an expert. I'd never claim to know a lot about the EU for example because I haven't read any of the books. I've played some of the games like Empire at War and Battle Front II so I know bits about the formation of the Rebellion and the exploits of Vader's Fist but beyond that very little.
I'd consider myself a gifted Padawan at best
User avatar #35 - charagrin (09/05/2014) [-]
Here's to Delta.
#36 - Jowi (09/05/2014) [-]
See I even had to look that up! Never played that game but my brother did. Heard it was pretty good
User avatar #42 - charagrin (09/05/2014) [-]
It was very good, solid story, solid graphics for the time, great alternative gunstyle and the squad commands worked really well.
User avatar #59 - huntergriff (09/05/2014) [-]
fuckin droids were annoying though.
User avatar #61 - charagrin (09/05/2014) [-]
Yeah, stormtroopers were awesome though. Both the clone gen and the Imperial Enlisted. Missing all those shots despite firing thousands of times is pretty badass.
#61 - Hmm that's a good point, I didn't think about the extra time s…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/05/2014 on DYK Comp #31 0
#13 - Well really that depends on how dense the wood was. If they ma…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/05/2014 on huehue +2
#16 - captaincool (09/05/2014) [-]
Redwood (both American and European) actually have a density closer to Pine which is relatively soft. But I do agree that if they dropped a dense wood bomb it would cause some hilarity!
#12 - I didn't thumb you down because you're itumblr, I thumbed you …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/05/2014 on huehue +59
User avatar #29 - betastory (09/05/2014) [-]
Did you need to feel justified? lol
#13 - >Never Funny You were probably born at least 40 years a… 09/05/2014 on got lost in the game +3
#27 - No I don't think it would have been Dooku. He was never powerf… 09/05/2014 on an alternate ending 0
#17 - I thought 3 was the darkest of the series. That bit where DV w… 09/05/2014 on an alternate ending +2
#22 - Actually in Britain I think the "PC" term is "A… 09/05/2014 on I think I did it again I... 0
#14 - Well technically if Anakin died there, he never would have tur…  [+] (22 new replies) 09/05/2014 on an alternate ending +68
#76 - anonymous (09/05/2014) [-]
No they are bad
#67 - auryn (09/05/2014) [-]
Well thank God they didn't make it in chronological order then.
#64 - radiated has deleted their comment.
#40 - anonymous (09/05/2014) [-]
I havnt watched the movies yet, why would Luke not be born? sarcasm
User avatar #30 - charagrin (09/05/2014) [-]
You do know that Luke was not the chosen one, right? Darth Vader was. HE brought balance to the force by wiping the slate of jedi clean, then killing the last Sith(Palpatine). He wiped the slate clean so there would ne no Dark Jedi nor Light Jedi left, which in turn allowed Luke to rebuild the Jedi Order. Of course where there are Jedi there are Sith, but that was beyond Vaders scope as the chosen one.

One of the biggest missed plot points, that Luke was the protagonist, not the hero.
#32 - Jowi (09/05/2014) [-]
I am indeed aware of that. But I'm sure you'll agree that the only reason Vader returned to the light side was because of the love he had for his son.
Had Luke never been born, the lie perpetrated by the Emperor, then Vader would have had no reason to become good again. He would merely have wallowed in his own self-hatred for what he did to the Order and for killing Padme, which he thought he had done.
User avatar #65 - radiated (09/05/2014) [-]
yeah but still Anakin was the chosen one he fulfilled it. luke was just the tool or something like that.
#88 - Jowi (09/05/2014) [-]
Yes, I know.... Me and charagrin mentioned it in the other comments.
My point was that without Luke, Vader wouldn't have become Anakin. And if Anakin had died at the start of Epi I, then probably the Rebellion would have failed all together
User avatar #33 - charagrin (09/05/2014) [-]
Good man, good man. I am so used to people knowing a lot about SW but not seeing that one little detail that seems so obvious. They all obsess over Luke, but even in the light of his greatest power he was second to Anakin.
#46 - tacogrenade has deleted their comment.
#34 - Jowi (09/05/2014) [-]
He was nowhere near Anakin in terms of power.

And it was always clear to me that Anakin was the chosen one because, not only did Windu and Yoda declare it two of the most gifted Jedi with the force , but also the Chosen One would bring balance to the Force.
When Anakin killed Dooku and subsequently Vader wiped out the Jedi it left two Sith and two Jedi. Prophecy fulfilled right there. The prophecy never said that they would make the Light Side all powerful and vanquish the Dark. That was just what the Jedi, in their arrogance, assumed was meant.

Alas, although I consider myself a fan of SW, I wouldn't say that I was an expert. I'd never claim to know a lot about the EU for example because I haven't read any of the books. I've played some of the games like Empire at War and Battle Front II so I know bits about the formation of the Rebellion and the exploits of Vader's Fist but beyond that very little.
I'd consider myself a gifted Padawan at best
User avatar #35 - charagrin (09/05/2014) [-]
Here's to Delta.
#36 - Jowi (09/05/2014) [-]
See I even had to look that up! Never played that game but my brother did. Heard it was pretty good
User avatar #42 - charagrin (09/05/2014) [-]
It was very good, solid story, solid graphics for the time, great alternative gunstyle and the squad commands worked really well.
User avatar #59 - huntergriff (09/05/2014) [-]
fuckin droids were annoying though.
User avatar #61 - charagrin (09/05/2014) [-]
Yeah, stormtroopers were awesome though. Both the clone gen and the Imperial Enlisted. Missing all those shots despite firing thousands of times is pretty badass.
User avatar #24 - asasqw (09/05/2014) [-]
It would be Count Duku, the rebellion would still be a thing
#27 - Jowi (09/05/2014) [-]
No I don't think it would have been Dooku. He was never powerful enough
Palpatine created Anakin from the Mediclorians themselves. He was designed to be the most powerful being ever.
I believe that if he'd died in a pod racing wreck, Palpatine would have just had to start again with another creation
#23 - deckbox (09/05/2014) [-]
the first one was literally about doing your taxes with someone who was autistic screaming like a lunatic
User avatar #16 - lorddarkskull (09/05/2014) [-]
1 Is shit. It's so bad it sort of makes 2 and 3 look good in comparison.
2 Is sort of ok aside from the garbage "romance" which takes up a pretty good chunk of the movie, with the real plot almost a side-story.
3 Is decent in the mindless action sense, but still bad enough everywhere else in the movie to make bayformers seem good.
#17 - Jowi (09/05/2014) [-]
I thought 3 was the darkest of the series. That bit where DV walks into the Council Chambers and it's full of younglings, they ask what's going on and you just see his lightsabre draw? Chilling as fuck man.

TBF I was 10 when III came out, so I may see it differently to people who were the same age when VI came out but still I thought it was an ok trilogy
#37 - With the Shark/tree one, are they saying that the oldest livin…  [+] (11 new replies) 09/05/2014 on DYK Comp #31 +3
User avatar #162 - Sethorein (09/05/2014) [-]
Trees are by no means a simple organism and since the origin of life was in the oceans sharks have a distinct advantage over trees when it comes to evolving into existence...
#163 - Jowi (09/05/2014) [-]
Simple when compared to a shark that is a fully conscious being with specifically designed camouflage, rows of teeth that replace themselves when damaged, the ability to smell a drop of blood from miles away and that electronic sensory thing in their skin.

So yeah compared to that a tree is pretty simplistic
User avatar #165 - Sethorein (09/05/2014) [-]
A tree made it on to land.

Checkmate.
#166 - Jowi (09/05/2014) [-]
haha, made me laugh
User avatar #71 - leonhardt (09/05/2014) [-]
It means the oldest "species" of tree that exists today is 350 million years old.
Sharks have been around for 50 Million years longer than that.
#159 - Jowi (09/05/2014) [-]
But then that's not really correct. The oldest species of tree that survives today probably isn't the oldest tree that has ever existed. Hence my point, that I find it hard to believe sharks were around longer than trees
User avatar #160 - leonhardt (09/05/2014) [-]
You're a fucktard.

The oldest species of shark that exists today is older than the oldest species of tree.

Learn to fucking read.
#161 - Jowi (09/05/2014) [-]
That's not what the content says though is it? That's also not what you said in your last comment.....
No need to get personal. You've provided no evidence or backing. You've made a point that doesn't make sense and I challenged it.
Learn to deal with criticism.
User avatar #56 - dancininseptember (09/05/2014) [-]
Oceans were around way before the atmosphere was enough to develop life on the surface. Plus the sharks would've been sharks, but have very simple organic structure.
#61 - Jowi (09/05/2014) [-]
Hmm that's a good point, I didn't think about the extra time sea creatures had to develop.
#36 - No, but that's a stupid question.... I wasn't the casting … 09/05/2014 on The Deathly Hallows: Part 1 0
#33 - Not really. Plenty of the kids in HP couldn't act for *…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/05/2014 on The Deathly Hallows: Part 1 -1
User avatar #82 - misterblack (09/05/2014) [-]
That's not really his fault. Younger actors usually aren't as good as older ones. This is why after directing the first two HP movies, Chris Columbus said "oh hell naw" and later aged up the characters in the Percy Jackson movies.
User avatar #35 - hydraetis (09/05/2014) [-]
Or a better fit for Neville, Hermione, or any of the Weasleys?
User avatar #34 - hydraetis (09/05/2014) [-]
Oh yea? And can you think of someone who suits the image of Harry better?
#36 - Jowi (09/05/2014) [-]
No, but that's a stupid question....
I wasn't the casting director and I don't have a list of the people that tried out for the part. Just because he looks like him doesn't mean he was right for the part. He's as stiff as cardboard.
Since HP though he's much better. My boy Jack, that programme where he's a Doctor in Russia. He's a good actor, but either the direction he received wasn't good or just the part wasn't right for him.
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#29 - He's ex UK special forces in all of them I thought?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/04/2014 on don't mess with alfred 0
#32 - trapclap (09/05/2014) [-]
SAS and MI6 IIRC.
#13 - Nah man, that's a picture from when he was Dogg. He wore more … 09/04/2014 on Dog Wall +1
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User avatar #10 - yourbestestfriend (09/03/2014) [-]
Come on. Dont be like that.
#11 to #10 - Jowi (09/03/2014) [-]
Sorry, just don't agree with having friends just so their number goes up. That's cancerous **** dude
User avatar #4 - satrenkotheone (03/18/2014) [-]
Lol I'll say it here.

Is cuz I trans and I know FJ ain't too hyped about that now
#5 to #4 - Jowi (03/18/2014) [-]
That's cool. And I'm not so sure about that. FJ, despite everything, is quite accepting of the more taboo aspects of life. For example there is a delicately named account of faggitboy who is also transgender and is on the **** page who has quite a lot of thumbs from butt-plug related photos and she also posted a picture of herself on that content about posting attractive guys photos to increase the amount of women that come to the site, you may have seen it. Anyway she openly came out as transgender then and all the replies I saw were glowingly positive ranging from "boner what are you doing" to just openly saying "dude, you're ******* hot".
You don't have to do anything as brash as that I'm just saying you don't need to be afraid around here, we're all comrades when it comes down to it. For a lot of us we're the family and friends that we lack in the real world and some of the nicest things I've ever seen have happened on this site.

Anyway all the best with it
User avatar #6 to #5 - satrenkotheone (03/18/2014) [-]
Oh thanks. And I haven't seen this, but sounds cool.

Old account is old. Must've been here forever.
#7 to #6 - Jowi (03/18/2014) [-]
Not much older than yours, but yeah I've been here a while. Since '05 i believe but I didn't sign up till they created the **** section haha.

If you're interested in the content it's still 9th on the front page, title "Are you sexy as **** ?"
#8 to #7 - Jowi (03/18/2014) [-]
and then just change the comment views to most rated and her comments will be amongst the tops I'm sure
User avatar #9 to #8 - satrenkotheone (03/18/2014) [-]
Oh lol.

Well I created mine in 2011 back when the brony rush sorta started, jumped that fandom but I've fallen out it so to speak.

Hmm... I'll try finding it.
#2 to #1 - Jowi (02/16/2013) [-]
er... thanks...
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