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#102 - what was it?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2013 on Parents 0
User avatar #188 - Takemeforcola (12/17/2013) [-]
it was the a slight cheek of emma watsons bottom, worth it.
#98 - Film?  [+] (5 new replies) 12/16/2013 on Parents 0
User avatar #104 - Kadzait (12/16/2013) [-]
The Bling Ring, it was an okay movie, I didn't hate it
#105 - Jowi (12/16/2013) [-]
Any sexy stuff?
User avatar #125 - orrisic (12/17/2013) [-]
With Emma Watson, no.. there couldn't have been any sexy stuff even if she tried.
User avatar #106 - Kadzait (12/16/2013) [-]
Not really.
#108 - Jowi (12/16/2013) [-]
#190 - Dunno why they're flipped 12/16/2013 on Lil'Dominator 0
#189 - And a version where I finally got the map. …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2013 on Lil'Dominator +1
#190 - Jowi (12/16/2013) [-]
Dunno why they're flipped
#185 - A modified version  [+] (2 new replies) 12/16/2013 on Lil'Dominator +5
#189 - Jowi (12/16/2013) [-]
And a version where I finally got the map.

Yes I know it's sad I kept these, but they are in the journals I've had since I was a child
#190 - Jowi (12/16/2013) [-]
Dunno why they're flipped
#183 - Here's the earliest  [+] (3 new replies) 12/16/2013 on Lil'Dominator +5
#185 - Jowi (12/16/2013) [-]
A modified version
#189 - Jowi (12/16/2013) [-]
And a version where I finally got the map.

Yes I know it's sad I kept these, but they are in the journals I've had since I was a child
#190 - Jowi (12/16/2013) [-]
Dunno why they're flipped
#178 - I did this for years! Very similar style as well …  [+] (4 new replies) 12/16/2013 on Lil'Dominator +3
#183 - Jowi (12/16/2013) [-]
Here's the earliest
#185 - Jowi (12/16/2013) [-]
A modified version
#189 - Jowi (12/16/2013) [-]
And a version where I finally got the map.

Yes I know it's sad I kept these, but they are in the journals I've had since I was a child
#190 - Jowi (12/16/2013) [-]
Dunno why they're flipped
#224 - Somehow I doubt the last one, I doubt something as simple as &… 12/16/2013 on Creepiest Places on Earth #2 0
#9 - Surely it should say "blew them away-ke" Or…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2013 on Punch line in the title +10
User avatar #13 - badmonkey (12/14/2013) [-]
Only that would be gay
#211 - Lazy Sunday with my penis 12/12/2013 on Have fun +1
#9 - Not sure that's irony 12/12/2013 on Irony 0
#5 - To be fair when I was 12, I hadn't taken very many hard exams either  [+] (2 new replies) 12/12/2013 on Oh your prepared? +27
User avatar #15 - mcbigballz (12/12/2013) [-]
I'm a senior in highschool and have yet to study for anything. Even the sat's which I scored fairly high on. Although I realize you must study to pass college. Doesn't mean you need to be a twat because someone doesn't study.
User avatar #6 - unlithe (12/12/2013) [-]
#4 - I live in the UK and I am terrified that they will privatize the NHS  [+] (13 new replies) 12/12/2013 on Now at your PokecCenter +47
#84 - Common Pepe (12/12/2013) [-]
Milton Friedman - Socialized Medicine You're paranoid and brainwashed by the status quo....
#111 - Common Pepe (12/13/2013) [-]
Everyone with a different opinion then you is brainwashed.
User avatar #71 - fukkendragonite (12/12/2013) [-]
same man, same.

When NHS dies, we riot.
User avatar #20 - dreigamos (12/12/2013) [-]
don't worry man, we'll never get rid of the NHS, it would have to come down to a vote and the public would ever get rid of it. and if the house of commons ignored the public and changed it there would be wdespread riots
#15 - Common Pepe (12/12/2013) [-]
Shit, you mean you'll have to pay for it when you use it instead of having it included in taxes?

#80 - Common Pepe (12/12/2013) [-]
Fairly obvious you have no idea how the system works.
#45 - Logicaltightrope (12/12/2013) [-]
#9 - Crax (12/12/2013) [-]
On the upside, you could finally live out Breaking Bad.
User avatar #8 - dedaluminus (12/12/2013) [-]
Hey, you'll be in deep debt from medical bills, but at least shit will get done on time
User avatar #6 - pikminpoo (12/12/2013) [-]
I live in the UK too. The day I have to pay for NHS is the day I move to Canada
User avatar #76 - damping (12/12/2013) [-]
Yes, that way you can continue to mooch off of people who work harder than you! You really got this shit figured out.
#101 - Common Pepe (12/13/2013) [-]
I get the feeling that you don't know anything about the British economy.
User avatar #103 - damping (12/13/2013) [-]
My statement has nothing to do with the British economy it has to do with what pikminpoo posted.
#15 - I always preferred Vader/Anakin to Luke. Luke was boring  [+] (14 new replies) 12/12/2013 on no son of mine. +3
User avatar #28 - hydromatic (12/12/2013) [-]
Atleast Luke wasn't whiney as fuck. Anakin did NOTHING but whine.
User avatar #66 - snowshark (12/12/2013) [-]
Look at the comment I left to thatsimple, Anakin may be awful in the movies... god awful in fact, but he is massively redeemed in the Clone Wars series.
User avatar #37 - infamoustrapper (12/12/2013) [-]
all luke did was whine....
User avatar #38 - hydromatic (12/12/2013) [-]
In the beginning yes. He matured over the 3 movies. As for Anakin he almost got more immature the longer time passed.
User avatar #61 - thatsimple (12/12/2013) [-]
isnt that kinda the point.. anakin turning to the dark side? i dont think were meant to like him more as the story develops
User avatar #65 - snowshark (12/12/2013) [-]
That just makes him an even worse character. See, we still liked Vader. We wanted to see him on the screen even if the things he did were deplorable. He had charisma and presence. We liked him because he had a presence to him.

Anakin was a worthless sack of shit sitting atop a mound of sacks of shit that are the prequel movies. As much as McGreggor played a good Obi Wan Haden Christiansen played a terrible Anakin. It's not his fault though, Lucas was horribly misguided in making the prequels. His previous work was astounding but he in the end became everything that he fought against when he toiled to make his labour of love in the first place. (Yes, Lucas' career mirrors the life of Skywalker to a shocking degree.)

However, I will give Anakin this... he was amazing in the Clone Wars series. Both the 2D and CG series portray him as exactly the character he was always meant to be, brash, arrogant, selfish but also roguish and brilliant. A charismatic leader who knows he knows best and screws the rules whenever he can (though sometimes even he can not escape the rules.)

He is a kind soul with a strong heart and his journey across the series is Star Wars gold, but not just him. Ventress, Ahsoka, Barris, there are a load of great characters. The series gets progressively more serious as well. Personally I'd say the first series is the worst as they clearly had trouble nailing the tone they wanted and Ahsoka is unbearable at points but the series really is ten times better than all of the prequel movies put together.
User avatar #68 - thatsimple (12/12/2013) [-]
You obviously know a lot more about Star Wars than i do, but i cant agree more about christensen!
User avatar #71 - snowshark (12/12/2013) [-]
I get pretty deep into analysing pretty much everything I love so just take it as red that I suggest to you the Clone Wars. If you can stomach the kiddiest parts of the first season you'll get to watch a series continually better itself over time. It's a great series for watching something evolve, because it really does.
User avatar #22 - nervaaurelius (12/12/2013) [-]
I never liked Anakin. All he did was angst around." I'm on the council which is out of the ordinary for someone my age but they wont make me master. WHY DOES NO ONE UNDERSTAND ME!"
User avatar #64 - snowshark (12/12/2013) [-]
Anakin was a worthless wretch in the films. In the Clone Wars series (2D and CG) he was an astoundingly good character. Both of the Clone Wars series were ten times better than all the prequels put together and that is the Anakin that I wanted to see going in.

Also, there's this arc in one of the series which is one hell of a mystical experience about the force and it's nature. Oh, and not ONCE do they mention the god-damned medichlorians!
User avatar #67 - nervaaurelius (12/12/2013) [-]
Thank you. I noticed a lot more "I know this is an unpopular opinion but I think the prequels are actually good" on fj with the person getting 100 thumbs up. The more I think about it the more I hate the prequels. Anakin never felt like a tragic hero to me and really put down one of the greatest villains in movie history.
User avatar #69 - snowshark (12/12/2013) [-]
He does in the Clone Wars. However with the buyout of Lucasfilm the Clone Wars was discontinued. Really pissed me right the fuck off! And what did they do with that team?! The team that redeemed some of the worst elements in the Star Wars universe?! They put them to work on some dumb project called 'Rebels' which is made with the same visual style between episodes 3 and 4 and follows the same characters during the time when the Jedi were on the run and were given a huge budget to boot...

Yeah I can't really be mad about that... I think 'Hyped as fuck!' is a better term.

Point is, I hate the prequels but I love that they were made. The parallels between George Lucas and Skywalker are great examples of art imitating life. As a young and optimistic director aching to make his mark on history by bringing his dream to reality, struggling over all the obstacles shooting put his way and eventually succeeding and becoming a hero of Sci-Fi before becoming corrupted by the very things he fought against in the first place and turning into a monster, vilified by those that once loved him as he hurt them over and over again... only to later redeem himself in the end by stopping the reign of tyranny, sacrificing his dream in order to hand the reigns over to someone who can better steer it.

I love Lucas' work pre and post prequels but the prequels suck ass and will forever stand as a landmark in filmmaking. Never before or since has a fandom ever suffered so much. They are a lesson to filmmakers everywhere of the dangers of CGI, of being unchallenged on your set and rushing the scripts. Letting the money and laziness go to your head.

Plus, without the prequels there would be none of those great games like Battlefront and Old Republic.

I hate the prequels but much like the Nazis the world is better off for knowing their evils.
User avatar #70 - nervaaurelius (12/12/2013) [-]
Seeing the good in the bad. I like that.
User avatar #72 - snowshark (12/12/2013) [-]
Mr. Rogers would probably agree with that. Life is worthless if all we do is see the good in the good and the bad in the bad. Life isn't about face-value. Everything from art to people to existence itself is far more interesting once you stop observing and start analysing.

But perhaps that is a touch too philosophical for this time of night, eh?
#164 - My girlfriends 12/12/2013 on dat ass -1
#175 - At the end of WWI didn't they sign the treaty at the palace of… 12/09/2013 on Revenge is best served cold 0
#62 - The internet's infancy? Are you kidding me? FJ alone was aroun… 12/07/2013 on I never knew! +2
#6 - Isn't he 11 now?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/06/2013 on #timelordpickuplines 0
User avatar #7 - andranadu (12/06/2013) [-]
**andranadu rolls 98** is what he is.
#188 - thanks man. Big thumbs 12/06/2013 on Straight gangster +1
#184 - I lost the left side bar from my funnyjunk. It means I've lost…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/06/2013 on Straight gangster +1
User avatar #186 - explositationer (12/06/2013) [-]
Yes, you clicked the line that separates the bar. Go to the left part of the screen, to the edge of the page and click the vertical line that is there.
#188 - Jowi (12/06/2013) [-]
thanks man. Big thumbs
#470 - I'm a guy..... and ok with this 12/06/2013 on Last Name Game 0
#46 - So I recognise Andre the Giant. Is that Arnie in the middle? A…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2013 on Real Giants +3
User avatar #58 - lmOldGreg (12/05/2013) [-]
Wilt the Stilt Chaimberlaine.
#67 - Comment deleted 12/05/2013 on The Irony +1
#65 - I'd trust this guy, he seems pretty wise  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2013 on Problem? 0
User avatar #72 - thewisedane (12/05/2013) [-]
I trust this guy, he seems pretty Jowi.

... Wait.
#5 - Thumb for anyone that turns the dog into Brian  [+] (4 new replies) 12/05/2013 on Dog heaven +26
#16 - jertzula (12/05/2013) [-]
Did I do it right?
#7 - cfeuer (12/05/2013) [-]
#24 - padorak (12/05/2013) [-]
This is so perfect.
User avatar #8 - gotbannedicusvile (12/05/2013) [-]
your just the best kind of lazy person.


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User avatar #10 - yourbestestfriend (09/03/2014) [-]
Come on. Dont be like that.
#11 to #10 - Jowi (09/03/2014) [-]
Sorry, just don't agree with having friends just so their number goes up. That's cancerous **** dude
User avatar #4 - satrenkotheone (03/18/2014) [-]
Lol I'll say it here.

Is cuz I trans and I know FJ ain't too hyped about that now
#5 to #4 - Jowi (03/18/2014) [-]
That's cool. And I'm not so sure about that. FJ, despite everything, is quite accepting of the more taboo aspects of life. For example there is a delicately named account of faggitboy who is also transgender and is on the **** page who has quite a lot of thumbs from butt-plug related photos and she also posted a picture of herself on that content about posting attractive guys photos to increase the amount of women that come to the site, you may have seen it. Anyway she openly came out as transgender then and all the replies I saw were glowingly positive ranging from "boner what are you doing" to just openly saying "dude, you're ******* hot".
You don't have to do anything as brash as that I'm just saying you don't need to be afraid around here, we're all comrades when it comes down to it. For a lot of us we're the family and friends that we lack in the real world and some of the nicest things I've ever seen have happened on this site.

Anyway all the best with it
User avatar #6 to #5 - satrenkotheone (03/18/2014) [-]
Oh thanks. And I haven't seen this, but sounds cool.

Old account is old. Must've been here forever.
#7 to #6 - Jowi (03/18/2014) [-]
Not much older than yours, but yeah I've been here a while. Since '05 i believe but I didn't sign up till they created the **** section haha.

If you're interested in the content it's still 9th on the front page, title "Are you sexy as **** ?"
#8 to #7 - Jowi (03/18/2014) [-]
and then just change the comment views to most rated and her comments will be amongst the tops I'm sure
User avatar #9 to #8 - satrenkotheone (03/18/2014) [-]
Oh lol.

Well I created mine in 2011 back when the brony rush sorta started, jumped that fandom but I've fallen out it so to speak.

Hmm... I'll try finding it.
#2 to #1 - Jowi (02/16/2013) [-]
er... thanks...
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