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Jowi

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Date Signed Up:8/20/2010
Last Login:3/03/2015
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Comment Ranking:#27883
Highest Content Rank:#5499
Highest Comment Rank:#1362
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Content Views:63418
Times Content Favorited:35 times
Total Comments Made:3289
FJ Points:11415

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#16 - He looks like a C&H character 01/04/2014 on Wrestling 0
#80 - for example you wouldn't say "he toast toast"  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2014 on So toasters don't toast toast? 0
User avatar #81 - jewsburninindaoven (01/04/2014) [-]
You aren't understanding it. Toast can also be a plural noun like it is in this sentence. Plural nouns are the same as the third person plural like they. So it would be like saying they toast toast. You wouldn't say they toasts toast.
#79 - I know it better than you do. Just because one noun would remo…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2014 on So toasters don't toast toast? 0
User avatar #82 - jewsburninindaoven (01/04/2014) [-]
The sentence is toast toast toast. If were one singular piece of toast, it would be the toast toasts toast. But there is no 'the'. So the context suggests it is plural toast as in many pieces of toast. So it is a plural noun. It's like moose moose moose.
#73 - No it should be "Toast toasts toast  [+] (5 new replies) 01/04/2014 on So toasters don't toast toast? -1
User avatar #78 - jewsburninindaoven (01/04/2014) [-]
You are incredibly wrong. Toast is plural and singular so based on the context, it's plural. If you replaced it with cows, another plural noun, it would be cows toast toast. Your contention is that it would be cows toasts toast. It is toast toast toast. You just don't know english
#80 - Jowi (01/04/2014) [-]
for example you wouldn't say "he toast toast"
User avatar #81 - jewsburninindaoven (01/04/2014) [-]
You aren't understanding it. Toast can also be a plural noun like it is in this sentence. Plural nouns are the same as the third person plural like they. So it would be like saying they toast toast. You wouldn't say they toasts toast.
#79 - Jowi (01/04/2014) [-]
I know it better than you do. Just because one noun would remove the S doesn't mean all nouns do. Toast toast toast doesn't make sense as a sentences. It needs to be toast toasts toast as the present tense or toast toasted toast for the past tense
User avatar #82 - jewsburninindaoven (01/04/2014) [-]
The sentence is toast toast toast. If were one singular piece of toast, it would be the toast toasts toast. But there is no 'the'. So the context suggests it is plural toast as in many pieces of toast. So it is a plural noun. It's like moose moose moose.
#3 - I'm 20 years old and read LOTR when I was 12-14 and didn't enj…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2014 on Westeros Total War +1
User avatar #4 - akho (01/04/2014) [-]
I did not claim to know anything; clearly stated it was a guess. Do you know the difference between the two?
If psychological realism is what you seek in books, I've access to JSTOR and would be pleased to fetch you an article or two from your choice of science.
#276 - The Walls of Jericho isn't really that obscure of a Bible story 01/03/2014 on Tard Stories 0
#15 - I only bought the game on the 30th so I've been playing non-st… 01/02/2014 on HAHA, TITLE PUNS -1
#100 - You can tell from the way the dude drew himself, his writing s…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/01/2014 on Bro Friend +1
#101 - Sabre (01/01/2014) [-]
"Uber-gasp"
#20 - Ah it looks just like a themepark near me 12/31/2013 on so majestic 0
#12 - Is that ******* Oakwood?  [+] (4 new replies) 12/31/2013 on so majestic 0
User avatar #14 - kaycie (12/31/2013) [-]
the place?
No Its Darien Lake
#20 - Jowi (12/31/2013) [-]
Ah it looks just like a themepark near me
#18 - HEATSEEKER (12/31/2013) [-]
good place. although the superman line is always ridiculously long
User avatar #19 - kaycie (12/31/2013) [-]

you have been to a place I have also been??

yeah it is, but after you've gone on the skycoaster the superman is nothing!
I've actually been skydiving just looking for that extra thrill
#79 - My cereal  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2013 on Valid argument +2
User avatar #81 - leonhardt (12/31/2013) [-]
You might want a refund.
#96 - What you mean the black people waving that was sort of half th…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2013 on 20 Fascinating Photos +3
User avatar #162 - Jxeer (12/31/2013) [-]
He's probably refering to the reflexion of the people behind the camera. Don't be such a douche.
#51 - I think that bit was a joke 12/30/2013 on Most awesome twins! 0
#63 - I honestly don't believe anything these Tumblr people right 12/30/2013 on Moon Shoes.... 0
#138 - Well the fact it says a few seconds ago, I'd say yes 12/30/2013 on No 0
#185 - You'd spend 99.whatever MILLION on bannanas when you need one …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2013 on getting paid to act normal?... 0
User avatar #187 - Loppytaffy (12/30/2013) [-]
I have to eat them every day, I want good quality bananas
#182 - Dude, you get 100 million not 100 thousand. I'd deffo press!  [+] (3 new replies) 12/30/2013 on getting paid to act normal?... 0
User avatar #184 - Loppytaffy (12/30/2013) [-]
You have to consider that I have to buy a life time's worth of bananas with this.
#185 - Jowi (12/30/2013) [-]
You'd spend 99.whatever MILLION on bannanas when you need one a day?

I get that you're joking
User avatar #187 - Loppytaffy (12/30/2013) [-]
I have to eat them every day, I want good quality bananas
#92 - I imagine this story is fake just so they could make that pun … 12/30/2013 on Problems 0
#16 - Hmmmm for some reason I doubt it 12/28/2013 on Targeted 0
#31 - No rectangles are squares and no squares are rectangles. They'… 12/28/2013 on (untitled) 0
#24 - But.... But that piece clearly fits! 12/28/2013 on Adele Drowned Today 0
#65 - It's not really a comparable situation. A broken condom isn't … 12/28/2013 on Can You Imagine +1
#53 - Most abortions are done when the embryo is just a couple of ce…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/28/2013 on Can You Imagine +1
User avatar #57 - unncommon (12/28/2013) [-]
Mistakes are made.
Just like having sex without a condom.
We gotta compromise somewhere.
#65 - Jowi (12/28/2013) [-]
It's not really a comparable situation. A broken condom isn't under anyone's control but killing someone who didn't do anything is final and is under people's control. Lock someone up for the rest of their lives if need be but don't kill someone when there's a chance they're innocent
#15 - link to it? that's so hilarious 12/28/2013 on The Woman I Love 0
#11 - Comment below you 12/28/2013 on Talk about spousal abuse +3

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User avatar #10 - yourbestestfriend (09/03/2014) [-]
Come on. Dont be like that.
#11 to #10 - Jowi (09/03/2014) [-]
Sorry, just don't agree with having friends just so their number goes up. That's cancerous **** dude
User avatar #4 - satrenkotheone (03/18/2014) [-]
Lol I'll say it here.

Is cuz I trans and I know FJ ain't too hyped about that now
#5 to #4 - Jowi (03/18/2014) [-]
That's cool. And I'm not so sure about that. FJ, despite everything, is quite accepting of the more taboo aspects of life. For example there is a delicately named account of faggitboy who is also transgender and is on the **** page who has quite a lot of thumbs from butt-plug related photos and she also posted a picture of herself on that content about posting attractive guys photos to increase the amount of women that come to the site, you may have seen it. Anyway she openly came out as transgender then and all the replies I saw were glowingly positive ranging from "boner what are you doing" to just openly saying "dude, you're ******* hot".
You don't have to do anything as brash as that I'm just saying you don't need to be afraid around here, we're all comrades when it comes down to it. For a lot of us we're the family and friends that we lack in the real world and some of the nicest things I've ever seen have happened on this site.

Anyway all the best with it
User avatar #6 to #5 - satrenkotheone (03/18/2014) [-]
Oh thanks. And I haven't seen this, but sounds cool.

Old account is old. Must've been here forever.
#7 to #6 - Jowi (03/18/2014) [-]
Not much older than yours, but yeah I've been here a while. Since '05 i believe but I didn't sign up till they created the **** section haha.

If you're interested in the content it's still 9th on the front page, title "Are you sexy as **** ?"
#8 to #7 - Jowi (03/18/2014) [-]
and then just change the comment views to most rated and her comments will be amongst the tops I'm sure
User avatar #9 to #8 - satrenkotheone (03/18/2014) [-]
Oh lol.

Well I created mine in 2011 back when the brony rush sorta started, jumped that fandom but I've fallen out it so to speak.

Hmm... I'll try finding it.
#2 to #1 - Jowi (02/16/2013) [-]
er... thanks...
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