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Jowi    

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Date Signed Up:8/20/2010
Last Login:8/21/2014
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Content Ranking:#6164
Comment Ranking:#2769
Highest Content Rank:#6186
Highest Comment Rank:#1362
Content Thumbs: 606 total,  841 ,  235
Comment Thumbs: 10628 total,  12990 ,  2362
Content Level Progress: 40% (4/10)
Level 58 Content: Sammich eater → Level 59 Content: Sammich eater
Comment Level Progress: 19% (19/100)
Level 301 Comments: Lord Of Laughs → Level 302 Comments: Lord Of Laughs
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Content Views:60776
Times Content Favorited:35 times
Total Comments Made:2919
FJ Points:10759

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#82 - Sue Perkins is the least funny human being alive  [+] (4 new replies) 03/08/2014 on Mimes are awesome -1
User avatar #101 - Lilstow (03/08/2014) [-]
i don't know who this person is, but it doesn't surprise me.

women aren't very funny.
#102 - Jowi (03/08/2014) [-]
She's the balloon popper
User avatar #103 - Lilstow (03/08/2014) [-]
i mean, i googled it and realized that, but i still don't know who she is.
#105 - Jowi (03/08/2014) [-]
Ah I see! Well she's on QI a bit (if you watch that) and she's a female British comedienne. She's is the living embodiment of "tries too hard"
#599 - Comment deleted 03/08/2014 on The FJ family cares about you +1
#4821771 - The dead rapper items and the different kinds of cannabis stra… 03/08/2014 on Play items 0
#4821766 - Looking for dead rapper completion and any of the weed ones  [+] (2 new replies) 03/08/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4821769 - partially (03/08/2014) [-]
wut
#4821771 - Jowi (03/08/2014) [-]
The dead rapper items and the different kinds of cannabis strain items you can get
#2472 - Ok thanks 03/07/2014 on Technology Board 0
#2469 - Since I used it my computer has been complaining of low memory…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/07/2014 on Technology Board 0
User avatar #2471 - Mortuus (03/07/2014) [-]
Go ahead and scan your computer for viruses, but I highly doubt that it was due to downloading the actual software. I've downloaded it on multiple devices and I've yet to have an issue like the one you're describing.
#2472 - Jowi (03/07/2014) [-]
Ok thanks
#39 - Does he actually say the why so serious line?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/07/2014 on what a twist 0
User avatar #40 - vexaton (03/07/2014) [-]
In the batman movie, yes. In the shining? No...
#42 - **** I'm stupid....  [+] (1 new reply) 03/07/2014 on Faggoty monster is probably... 0
#43 - thekiwihacker (03/07/2014) [-]
#40 - Does monster have some kind of double meaning in this context?  [+] (4 new replies) 03/07/2014 on Faggoty monster is probably... 0
User avatar #44 - zombieblob (03/07/2014) [-]
No, I was a bit confused as well but have you heard the expression "coming out of the closet"? It refers to that or so I believe.
User avatar #41 - thekiwihacker (03/07/2014) [-]
the joke is that he's "in the closet"
#42 - Jowi (03/07/2014) [-]
Fuck I'm stupid....
#43 - thekiwihacker (03/07/2014) [-]
#55 - What the **** is this....? 03/07/2014 on instructions 0
#54 - what show was it based on? 03/07/2014 on instructions 0
#35 - Has Jamie Foxx really got an Oscar? 03/06/2014 on Beat a dead horse with... 0
#61 - That's... That's just retarded.... 03/06/2014 on "Can i have a hotdog" 0
#149 - That horrible day when they do street view update 03/06/2014 on Prepare to board the feels... 0
#9 - That first website is just some conspiracy theorist living in … 03/04/2014 on Anarchy in the Ukraine +1
#7 - This is all well and good but you haven't told me what the Ski…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/04/2014 on Dudes - Check this shiznit... +96
User avatar #84 - oblesidonika (03/04/2014) [-]
In the second picture it has the health/shield bars and an ammo gauge. I know others have replied about it but even if its just a display for the photo, it sounds like a really cool idea to be able to be shot by another persons laser gun and see your shields or health go down on your display.

You could have really fun fights by having to reload and wait for your shields to recharge rather than just running around shooting people like maniacs.

Looks pretty legit.
User avatar #57 - carthos (03/04/2014) [-]
you've got health points, you can probably change the amount of heath players have as well as damage, I guess you can make teams and it's fairly accurate shooting
Probably also easier te restart games nshit cause it's all connected
correct me if i'm wrong with something
#68 - amuzen (03/04/2014) [-]
Yeah but are you just guessing that because it sounds like ideal features to add to any high budget laser tag system or are you saying that because you read it from their site?

What I think Jowi is saying is this post is pretty much just saying, look at this cool laser tag gun, it's better than other laser tag guns, it can change colors and you and program it, you should buy it.
User avatar #108 - crampers (03/04/2014) [-]
Jowi and amuzen, in the post OP wrote that it has customizable features, as in you can program your own games, OP just advertised this wrong - He should have said HEY look at this cool gadget that you can apply to lasertag guns, so you can make a local match, on the display its able to tell who was shot and where, even for those who didnt see the guy die - possibilities includes power ups and the like.


But yes it's primarily a advanced form of laser tag.
User avatar #70 - carthos (03/04/2014) [-]
Wishfull thinking I guess
User avatar #30 - bosskiss (03/04/2014) [-]
Or why it is worth more then another LaserTag system.
#33 - Ok that was a dumb question on my part, but still I'm pretty s…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/04/2014 on I don't even drive! -1
User avatar #34 - bullying (03/04/2014) [-]
I'm fairly sure they're just there to let you know that theres an intersection in front of you / to remind you to adjust your speed to that point.
User avatar #35 - satrenkotheone (03/04/2014) [-]
I'm fairly sure that in Norway(where I live) a solid line means STOP while triangles painted across the lane means YIELD. They're mostly accompanied by their respective signs but I've seen some intersections without them.
User avatar #36 - bullying (03/04/2014) [-]
I'm fairly sure I live in Norway too, and a line across the road means to adjust your speed/watch out.
User avatar #37 - satrenkotheone (03/04/2014) [-]
Welp, I'm not too sure on it to be honest. I took my licence 2 years ago and I've rarely come across solid lines crossing my lane.
#31 - Tell me how you can draw a vertically standing sign from an ov…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/04/2014 on I don't even drive! +1
#32 - bullying (03/04/2014) [-]
like this?
#33 - Jowi (03/04/2014) [-]
Ok that was a dumb question on my part, but still I'm pretty sure the full yellow line at the end of the road means give way/yield and if you're driving on a main road you certainly don't have to yield to someone coming from a side road
User avatar #34 - bullying (03/04/2014) [-]
I'm fairly sure they're just there to let you know that theres an intersection in front of you / to remind you to adjust your speed to that point.
User avatar #35 - satrenkotheone (03/04/2014) [-]
I'm fairly sure that in Norway(where I live) a solid line means STOP while triangles painted across the lane means YIELD. They're mostly accompanied by their respective signs but I've seen some intersections without them.
User avatar #36 - bullying (03/04/2014) [-]
I'm fairly sure I live in Norway too, and a line across the road means to adjust your speed/watch out.
User avatar #37 - satrenkotheone (03/04/2014) [-]
Welp, I'm not too sure on it to be honest. I took my licence 2 years ago and I've rarely come across solid lines crossing my lane.
#28 - If you're ever merging onto a road then you have to give way. …  [+] (8 new replies) 03/04/2014 on I don't even drive! +1
User avatar #30 - bullying (03/04/2014) [-]
not unless it's enforced by a sign.
#31 - Jowi (03/04/2014) [-]
Tell me how you can draw a vertically standing sign from an over view POV?
#32 - bullying (03/04/2014) [-]
like this?
#33 - Jowi (03/04/2014) [-]
Ok that was a dumb question on my part, but still I'm pretty sure the full yellow line at the end of the road means give way/yield and if you're driving on a main road you certainly don't have to yield to someone coming from a side road
User avatar #34 - bullying (03/04/2014) [-]
I'm fairly sure they're just there to let you know that theres an intersection in front of you / to remind you to adjust your speed to that point.
User avatar #35 - satrenkotheone (03/04/2014) [-]
I'm fairly sure that in Norway(where I live) a solid line means STOP while triangles painted across the lane means YIELD. They're mostly accompanied by their respective signs but I've seen some intersections without them.
User avatar #36 - bullying (03/04/2014) [-]
I'm fairly sure I live in Norway too, and a line across the road means to adjust your speed/watch out.
User avatar #37 - satrenkotheone (03/04/2014) [-]
Welp, I'm not too sure on it to be honest. I took my licence 2 years ago and I've rarely come across solid lines crossing my lane.
#7 - Could use an explanation?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/04/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #9 - ompalomper (03/04/2014) [-]
it's about twitch plays pokemon
User avatar #10 - butterisgood (03/04/2014) [-]
thanks, you've cleared everything up
#28 - Because you'd be a good judge of today's age sat in your paren…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/04/2014 on Guys have it hard too +6
User avatar #47 - steelcrasher (03/04/2014) [-]
Doesn't that kinda prove his point ?
#20 - How?  [+] (11 new replies) 03/04/2014 on I don't even drive! -1
User avatar #25 - heftigshit (03/04/2014) [-]
You have to yield from everyone coming out from your right. If any of you actually had your license you would know this.

Downvoting me only confirms the age group of which funnyjunk is populated by.
#39 - anonymous (03/05/2014) [-]
hey faggot, not every country follows those laws, in some countries everything is backwards!
#28 - Jowi (03/04/2014) [-]
If you're ever merging onto a road then you have to give way. That's why that line where the side road joins the main road is called the "give way line"
User avatar #30 - bullying (03/04/2014) [-]
not unless it's enforced by a sign.
#31 - Jowi (03/04/2014) [-]
Tell me how you can draw a vertically standing sign from an over view POV?
#32 - bullying (03/04/2014) [-]
like this?
#33 - Jowi (03/04/2014) [-]
Ok that was a dumb question on my part, but still I'm pretty sure the full yellow line at the end of the road means give way/yield and if you're driving on a main road you certainly don't have to yield to someone coming from a side road
User avatar #34 - bullying (03/04/2014) [-]
I'm fairly sure they're just there to let you know that theres an intersection in front of you / to remind you to adjust your speed to that point.
User avatar #35 - satrenkotheone (03/04/2014) [-]
I'm fairly sure that in Norway(where I live) a solid line means STOP while triangles painted across the lane means YIELD. They're mostly accompanied by their respective signs but I've seen some intersections without them.
User avatar #36 - bullying (03/04/2014) [-]
I'm fairly sure I live in Norway too, and a line across the road means to adjust your speed/watch out.
User avatar #37 - satrenkotheone (03/04/2014) [-]
Welp, I'm not too sure on it to be honest. I took my licence 2 years ago and I've rarely come across solid lines crossing my lane.
#33 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2014 on Swiss fucking cheese +6
#44 - peinguino (03/02/2014) [-]
#2016 - what is it? 03/01/2014 on Technology Board 0
#40 - Although I get what you're saying you could also do the same t… 03/01/2014 on No exaggeration... 0
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User avatar #4 - satrenkotheone (03/18/2014) [-]
Lol I'll say it here.

Is cuz I trans and I know FJ ain't too hyped about that now
#5 to #4 - Jowi (03/18/2014) [-]
That's cool. And I'm not so sure about that. FJ, despite everything, is quite accepting of the more taboo aspects of life. For example there is a delicately named account of faggitboy who is also transgender and is on the **** page who has quite a lot of thumbs from butt-plug related photos and she also posted a picture of herself on that content about posting attractive guys photos to increase the amount of women that come to the site, you may have seen it. Anyway she openly came out as transgender then and all the replies I saw were glowingly positive ranging from "boner what are you doing" to just openly saying "dude, you're ******* hot".
You don't have to do anything as brash as that I'm just saying you don't need to be afraid around here, we're all comrades when it comes down to it. For a lot of us we're the family and friends that we lack in the real world and some of the nicest things I've ever seen have happened on this site.

Anyway all the best with it
User avatar #6 to #5 - satrenkotheone (03/18/2014) [-]
Oh thanks. And I haven't seen this, but sounds cool.

Old account is old. Must've been here forever.
#7 to #6 - Jowi (03/18/2014) [-]
Not much older than yours, but yeah I've been here a while. Since '05 i believe but I didn't sign up till they created the **** section haha.

If you're interested in the content it's still 9th on the front page, title "Are you sexy as **** ?"
#8 to #7 - Jowi (03/18/2014) [-]
and then just change the comment views to most rated and her comments will be amongst the tops I'm sure
User avatar #9 to #8 - satrenkotheone (03/18/2014) [-]
Oh lol.

Well I created mine in 2011 back when the brony rush sorta started, jumped that fandom but I've fallen out it so to speak.

Hmm... I'll try finding it.
#2 to #1 - Jowi (02/16/2013) [-]
er... thanks...
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