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Date Signed Up:8/20/2010
Last Login:8/01/2014
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Content Ranking:#6302
Comment Ranking:#4977
Highest Content Rank:#6295
Highest Comment Rank:#1362
Content Thumbs: 602 total,  835 ,  233
Comment Thumbs: 10151 total,  12387 ,  2236
Content Level Progress: 20% (2/10)
Level 58 Content: Sammich eater → Level 59 Content: Sammich eater
Comment Level Progress: 65% (65/100)
Level 297 Comments: Post Master → Level 298 Comments: Post Master
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Content Views:59794
Times Content Favorited:34 times
Total Comments Made:2736
FJ Points:10403

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#65 - I'm pretty stoned dude, I almost wrote "thicker"  [+] (1 new reply) 01/19/2014 on Smoke bubble juggle 0
#66 - thesticklebricks (01/19/2014) [-]
#12 - Darren?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/19/2014 on Wetty title. 0
User avatar #46 - Darianvincent (01/19/2014) [-]
Darian*
User avatar #13 - shingeki (01/19/2014) [-]
you called?
#54 - Does it have to be a hookah? Does that like make the smoke den…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/19/2014 on Smoke bubble juggle 0
User avatar #67 - ImmortalBaconEater (01/19/2014) [-]
Hookah smoke is particularly dense depending on what shisha you're smoking. Also it's easy on the lungs because the smoke is cooled so it's easier to take a bigger inhale.
#62 - thesticklebricks (01/19/2014) [-]
dense
#65 - Jowi (01/19/2014) [-]
I'm pretty stoned dude, I almost wrote "thicker"
#66 - thesticklebricks (01/19/2014) [-]
#18 - Picture 01/19/2014 on Cousin sent this photo from... +16
#15 - Suprise ending: The guy in costume turns around and is killed… 01/19/2014 on once you make it upstairs... +45
#19 - How do you get the stripper mini game?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/19/2014 on GTA V fact comp 0
User avatar #49 - xenoquack (01/19/2014) [-]
You've got to jump out of a plane at high altitude (any altitude really) and quickly press UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT A B X Y and turn your Xbox off forever.
User avatar #37 - huntergriff (01/19/2014) [-]
go to the strip club.
#21 - jdizzleoffthehizzl (01/19/2014) [-]
Collector's edition
#11 - Someone teach me  [+] (6 new replies) 01/19/2014 on Smoke bubble juggle 0
User avatar #26 - ImmortalBaconEater (01/19/2014) [-]
All you need is a hookah and a thing of bubbles. It's just like blowing normal bubbles.
#54 - Jowi (01/19/2014) [-]
Does it have to be a hookah? Does that like make the smoke denser or something?
User avatar #67 - ImmortalBaconEater (01/19/2014) [-]
Hookah smoke is particularly dense depending on what shisha you're smoking. Also it's easy on the lungs because the smoke is cooled so it's easier to take a bigger inhale.
#62 - thesticklebricks (01/19/2014) [-]
dense
#65 - Jowi (01/19/2014) [-]
I'm pretty stoned dude, I almost wrote "thicker"
#66 - thesticklebricks (01/19/2014) [-]
#22 - I don't know if it's because this is the first time I've read … 01/19/2014 on Is this real life ? +1
#14 - I bet she used the bat 01/19/2014 on really bad +31
#89 - This isn't a promo for a live action DBZ film is it? 01/19/2014 on Can't Tell 0
#82 - I did martial arts in school for a while and there were girls …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/18/2014 on Pun +8
#117 - thechosentroll (01/18/2014) [-]
Reminds me of the time some students were promoting a local martial arts club. They brought out the most petite girl with a black belt that they could and asked for a volunteer. No one was too keep on it, so they picked me, since it's kind of hard to not notice the 2 meter tall, 100 kilo guy in the room. She asked me to pretend I was going to punch her. I knew she was gonna do that stupid move you see everywhere where she grabs your hand and flips you over, so I pretended I lightly swung my arm at her and almost instantly shifted my weight back, so when she couldn't throw off my balance. She spent 20 seconds pulling on my arm to no avail and gave up. Shit was cash.

And I'm not even all that strong. I have the physical capabilities of a jellyfish for the most part. Size may not be everything, but it's definitely important as fuck.
User avatar #118 - thechosentroll (01/18/2014) [-]
I think I accidentally my everything.
#95 - mixedfeelings (01/18/2014) [-]
>muscle tone
gtfo
#81 - It wasn't really that dark  [+] (2 new replies) 01/18/2014 on Pun 0
User avatar #90 - punnyjunky (01/18/2014) [-]
her previous love interest/best friend may or may not have been the cause of her little sister being blown to smithereens, she suffers deeply from psychological upfuckery, and after being put through the most rediculously stressful and dangerous situations is forced to live in the remains of her incinerated home district with her psychologically upfucked husbad. It wasnt exactly a happily ever after either, dude.
User avatar #129 - theodordronen (01/18/2014) [-]
thanks for filling in
#10 - Our names get to go purple now?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/16/2014 on Yup 0
#29 - Jackyi (01/17/2014) [-]
Yes.
#28 - Are you called Squiz in real life?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/16/2014 on Why are we not funding this?! 0
User avatar #32 - ljxjlos (01/17/2014) [-]
...not that I know.

Why?
#103 - The second to last did yeah 01/13/2014 on Bear with my guys 0
#73 - you still can 01/13/2014 on Illegally Download Candy 0
#10 - See there's that one kid who's face is the most scared looking… 01/13/2014 on Surprise Motherfuckers +1
#34 - I don't really see how I've missed the joke, I wasn't even ref… 01/12/2014 on Holy Hell +1
#19 - I hate the person who says "did some of you guys really t…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/12/2014 on Holy Hell +24
User avatar #41 - TheMather (01/12/2014) [-]
Jessie gives her age in episode 56 of the original anime, as she's entering the Pokémon League Admissions Exam.
#68 - anonymous (01/13/2014) [-]
Wasn't that after Ash's 11th birthday party (which has since been redacted, apparently)? So, that makes them 4 years older than Ash. Does that mean that they're 14 again, since Ash un-aged?
User avatar #75 - TheMather (01/13/2014) [-]
The birthday party was episode 81.
#78 - anonymous (01/13/2014) [-]
Ah, thank you I thought it was shortly before the league registrations, my mistake.
User avatar #79 - TheMather (01/13/2014) [-]
Even if it was, it'd still be after the Admissions Exam, as that wasn't for registration, that was just an attempt at a badge.
#33 - ecalycptus (01/12/2014) [-]
#34 - Jowi (01/12/2014) [-]
I don't really see how I've missed the joke, I wasn't even referring to the main point of the content
#11 - No they just aren't funny at all  [+] (19 new replies) 01/12/2014 on Hungry I am +2
#67 - anonymous (01/12/2014) [-]
its ok dude this is funnyjunk, you hypercritic shit heads will find it funny again next week. I'm just sitting here waiting for everyone to love moon moon again I miss that son of a bitch.
User avatar #17 - envinite (01/12/2014) [-]
Tell that to those people who fancy dad jokes on FJ a while ago.
User avatar #25 - admiralen (01/12/2014) [-]
they were funny for about 5 minutes, then you spammed them for 2 months
User avatar #26 - envinite (01/12/2014) [-]
Tell that to those people who fancy dad jokes on FJ a while ago.
User avatar #27 - admiralen (01/12/2014) [-]
those people are still retarded
User avatar #33 - envinite (01/12/2014) [-]
"People who like something I don't like is retarded" - admiralen
User avatar #35 - admiralen (01/12/2014) [-]
more like people who still like the same unfunny jokes with 0 variety are retarded
User avatar #36 - envinite (01/12/2014) [-]
"People who have a different taste in joke than me is retarded" - admiralen
User avatar #37 - admiralen (01/12/2014) [-]
no i think people who dont get sick of a joke no matter how much it is spammed and they themselves spam it are retarded, especially if its such a simple joke with 0 variety
#38 - envinite (01/12/2014) [-]
< explain this one

And please explain : doge, "op is a faggot", who is phone, dolan, advice mallard, confession bear, or basically every re-captioned memes/jokes out there.

Fuck you nigger. You don't tell me shit I must like and don't.



User avatar #39 - admiralen (01/12/2014) [-]
doge is lame, op is a faggot is only funny because its so sad that people still do it, who is phone was never funny to begin with, neither was dolan, advice mallard, confession bear isnt supposed to be funny, and the rest can you atleast change a bit to keep it fresh.
the dad joke is literally the same fucking shit every time.
im not telling you what you must like or not, im telling you youre a fucking retard for still liking it
#46 - envinite (01/12/2014) [-]
Okay, I'm just gonna back off from this retarded argument and continue procrastinate on FJ.

You might continue your bitching about all the jokes you don't like on internet and tell them they're retards for liking something that you think is retarded. Let's see how it turns out.
User avatar #50 - admiralen (01/12/2014) [-]
dont really care how it turns out, im just stating my opinion
#42 - swordmasterralis (01/12/2014) [-]
If you're still on funnyjunk even after seeing all this so called "unfunny bullshit", I think you're the one that's retarded m8.
User avatar #43 - admiralen (01/12/2014) [-]
except theres still a lot of fun shit on fj, i tend to ignore the rest or make a comment in order to show not everyone likes it
User avatar #44 - swordmasterralis (01/12/2014) [-]
Hm. Maybe admin could produce some kinda filter system so you DON'T have to see so much bullshit? I 'unno I'm just thinkin'.
User avatar #45 - admiralen (01/12/2014) [-]
or maybe the community should do something.
dont rely on admin for anything since all he ever gets for anything is a fist full of shit
User avatar #47 - swordmasterralis (01/12/2014) [-]
How many times have we tried as a community to do something yet nothing came out of it? We're not exactly reliable to ourselves, either.
Recently Admin's been viewed a bit better than usual, so maybe that could help.
User avatar #51 - admiralen (01/12/2014) [-]
doubtful, like 3 days ago they srsly thumbed up a mass exodus of retards who decided not to be on fj anymore since admin started banning sexual content.
but trying to change the site is pretty pointless since this is obviously the majorities wish
#1233 - 20 Male Wales/UK Caucasian Heterosexual … 01/10/2014 on FJ poll 0
#59 - Season two is out! 01/10/2014 on That makes no sense! +2
#46 - ah right is this from season 4? I've seen all the others apart…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2014 on caaaaaaaaarlllll 0
User avatar #47 - girloninternet (01/09/2014) [-]
Yeah. the Mid-season finale. It comes back in Feb.
#19 - is this from Burn after reading?  [+] (5 new replies) 01/09/2014 on This is what was inside the... 0
User avatar #23 - spawnconnery (01/09/2014) [-]
No it's from Se7en (Seven).
User avatar #29 - dubstepforme (01/09/2014) [-]
Is that the movie where all the numbers in his life were the same? I really wanted to see that..
User avatar #30 - Bobshaneal (01/09/2014) [-]
No the movie you're thinking of is The number 23 with Jim Carrey. Se7en is a movie where Kevin Spacey plays a serial killer who murders based on the seven deadly sins (sloth, lust, wrath, pride, envy, gluttony and greed). Both are pretty good movies but I liked se7en a lot more personally.
#22 - anonymous (01/09/2014) [-]
Nope, Se7en. Or is it Seven.. Who knows.
#74 - fullmetaloptimist (01/09/2014) [-]
Sesevenen
#11 - First of all *did something Second of all this is a meme o…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2014 on The right values. -3
#38 - anonymous (01/09/2014) [-]
First of all it's "have done" because they are not referring to a specific point in time. Also it's "used incorrectly" since rightness implies ambiguity while correctness implies a definite, which is the case with a "law" as you put it.

Second of all it's not that big of a deal. Language exists so we can more easily understand each other. You obviously understood what they were saying, so stop correcting every little mistake somebody makes, especially since you don't seem to understand the mistakes that person is making in the first place.
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User avatar #4 - satrenkotheone (03/18/2014) [-]
Lol I'll say it here.

Is cuz I trans and I know FJ ain't too hyped about that now
#5 to #4 - Jowi (03/18/2014) [-]
That's cool. And I'm not so sure about that. FJ, despite everything, is quite accepting of the more taboo aspects of life. For example there is a delicately named account of faggitboy who is also transgender and is on the NSFW page who has quite a lot of thumbs from butt-plug related photos and she also posted a picture of herself on that content about posting attractive guys photos to increase the amount of women that come to the site, you may have seen it. Anyway she openly came out as transgender then and all the replies I saw were glowingly positive ranging from "boner what are you doing" to just openly saying "dude, you're fucking hot".
You don't have to do anything as brash as that I'm just saying you don't need to be afraid around here, we're all comrades when it comes down to it. For a lot of us we're the family and friends that we lack in the real world and some of the nicest things I've ever seen have happened on this site.

Anyway all the best with it
User avatar #6 to #5 - satrenkotheone (03/18/2014) [-]
Oh thanks. And I haven't seen this, but sounds cool.

Old account is old. Must've been here forever.
#7 to #6 - Jowi (03/18/2014) [-]
Not much older than yours, but yeah I've been here a while. Since '05 i believe but I didn't sign up till they created the NSFW section haha.

If you're interested in the content it's still 9th on the front page, title "Are you sexy as fuck?"
#8 to #7 - Jowi (03/18/2014) [-]
and then just change the comment views to most rated and her comments will be amongst the tops I'm sure
User avatar #9 to #8 - satrenkotheone (03/18/2014) [-]
Oh lol.

Well I created mine in 2011 back when the brony rush sorta started, jumped that fandom but I've fallen out it so to speak.

Hmm... I'll try finding it.
#2 to #1 - Jowi (02/16/2013) [-]
er... thanks...
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