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Jowi

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Date Signed Up:8/20/2010
Last Login:5/26/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#22254
Highest Content Rank:#5499
Highest Comment Rank:#1362
Content Thumbs: 612 total,  857 ,  245
Comment Thumbs: 11549 total,  14068 ,  2519
Content Level Progress: 60% (6/10)
Level 58 Content: Sammich eater → Level 59 Content: Sammich eater
Comment Level Progress: 74% (74/100)
Level 307 Comments: Lord Of Laughs → Level 308 Comments: Lord Of Laughs
Subscribers:3
Content Views:63486
Times Content Favorited:34 times
Total Comments Made:3297
FJ Points:11423

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#69 - Ah shame. I'm a fan of Mary Janes myself. Thought if you were …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2014 on Pretty accurate +1
User avatar #70 - ied (08/20/2014) [-]
I'll bare that in mind friend
#65 - Where in the UK?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/20/2014 on Pretty accurate +1
User avatar #67 - ied (08/20/2014) [-]
40 mins north of london
#69 - Jowi (08/20/2014) [-]
Ah shame. I'm a fan of Mary Janes myself. Thought if you were in Wales somewhere could share a doob some time.

Ah well, maybe when High Speed Rail 2 is built haha
User avatar #70 - ied (08/20/2014) [-]
I'll bare that in mind friend
#147 - Wow.. This spoke to me in ways I didn't think anything could. …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/20/2014 on You don't know that feel +4
User avatar #202 - itumblr (08/20/2014) [-]
you wont go to hell man. god's got a place for everyone who is suffering. you'll get better man
#203 - Jowi (08/20/2014) [-]
Haha, thanks bro. It's weird. I've seen you post similar nice things before.
Why do you troll the rest of the time?
You can PM the answer if you don't want people to know your secret
#138 - Nah ****** , check your records. Don't see any point thu…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2014 on Balls of steel. 0
User avatar #139 - subaqueousreach (08/19/2014) [-]
Didn't realize that you can check who's thumbed your comments. I don't pay much attention to FJ updates.
#135 - No, I was saying "Said man killed moments before death&qu…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/19/2014 on Balls of steel. 0
User avatar #137 - subaqueousreach (08/19/2014) [-]
Ahh, I assumed you were one of the people who thumbed me down.
#138 - Jowi (08/19/2014) [-]
Nah nigger, check your records. Don't see any point thumbing down when you could just educate a person on their mistake
User avatar #139 - subaqueousreach (08/19/2014) [-]
Didn't realize that you can check who's thumbed your comments. I don't pay much attention to FJ updates.
#133 - Needs a comma.  [+] (5 new replies) 08/19/2014 on Balls of steel. 0
User avatar #134 - subaqueousreach (08/19/2014) [-]
>Joke about how the English language can make sense even when it shouldn't.
#135 - Jowi (08/19/2014) [-]
No, I was saying "Said man killed moments before death" should read "said man killed, moments before death"
User avatar #137 - subaqueousreach (08/19/2014) [-]
Ahh, I assumed you were one of the people who thumbed me down.
#138 - Jowi (08/19/2014) [-]
Nah nigger, check your records. Don't see any point thumbing down when you could just educate a person on their mistake
User avatar #139 - subaqueousreach (08/19/2014) [-]
Didn't realize that you can check who's thumbed your comments. I don't pay much attention to FJ updates.
#141 - 2 Broke Girls is way worse than BBT  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2014 on TV shows +4
#172 - deckbox (08/20/2014) [-]
yea i will give you that, Its as racist as series 4 of boondocks
#120 - Jesus, I looked her up and her intro video is ridiculous. She …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2014 on video game streaming +8
User avatar #208 - greyhoundfd (08/19/2014) [-]
Are there even 5 sims games in existence? That's sad.
#188 - Don't think any of that justifies what happened here. if that … 08/19/2014 on And I thought I had a bad day -7
#9 - Also if anyone would point out any errors in facts or ways to … 08/19/2014 on Something I wrote. Looking... +1
#8 - Can't believe comicexplain liked it too!  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2014 on Something I wrote. Looking... +1
User avatar #10 - comicexplain (08/19/2014) [-]
A little effort is always worth it! I love writing, too. Keep up the good work!
#7 - Thank you! I'll work on it see what I can do Much appreciated 08/19/2014 on Something I wrote. Looking... +1
#5 - Right... 08/19/2014 on Something I wrote. Looking... +1
#3 - Did you read it?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/19/2014 on Something I wrote. Looking... +1
#4 - crocksandsocks (08/19/2014) [-]
no soz
#5 - Jowi (08/19/2014) [-]
Right...
#1 - Any feed back will be rewarded with a thumb, even constructive… 08/19/2014 on Something I wrote. Looking... +1
#42 - Don't mean anything.... I know from experience  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2014 on My first attempt at face... +2
#70 - anonymous (08/19/2014) [-]
pretty sure that's my ex... -shudder-
#28 - .... That sort of only applies to "After the game the kin… 08/19/2014 on (untitled) 0
#18 - I don't think it was the UV that kills them. They're a fiction…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2014 on FLOOOOOOOOAAAT!! 0
User avatar #19 - djequalizee (08/18/2014) [-]
Well i mean a space suit basically stops light in general. Even the helmet has a visor that blocks most of the sunlight. It's basically the equivalent to if a vampire walked around in full winter gear and a gas mask. I'm not too familiar with vampire stuff but i think they can usually be out in daylight if they're wearing stuff that blocks the sun, like a trenchcoat with a hood or something.
#24 - I ******* hope it ain't  [+] (3 new replies) 08/18/2014 on My first attempt at face... +17
User avatar #41 - plumpbooty (08/19/2014) [-]
I'm seeing arm hair.
#42 - Jowi (08/19/2014) [-]
Don't mean anything.... I know from experience
#70 - anonymous (08/19/2014) [-]
pretty sure that's my ex... -shudder-
#12 - But wouldn't the sun light be right on the vampire, thus killing him?  [+] (6 new replies) 08/18/2014 on FLOOOOOOOOAAAT!! +2
User avatar #16 - djequalizee (08/18/2014) [-]
Space suits are designed to block UV radiation.
#18 - Jowi (08/18/2014) [-]
I don't think it was the UV that kills them. They're a fictional group of monsters that were imagined before UV was discovered.
I think it's more just the purity of day light
User avatar #19 - djequalizee (08/18/2014) [-]
Well i mean a space suit basically stops light in general. Even the helmet has a visor that blocks most of the sunlight. It's basically the equivalent to if a vampire walked around in full winter gear and a gas mask. I'm not too familiar with vampire stuff but i think they can usually be out in daylight if they're wearing stuff that blocks the sun, like a trenchcoat with a hood or something.
User avatar #15 - thatguyontheright (08/18/2014) [-]
According to Bram Stoker's Dracula, Sunlight doesn't kill Dracula, just takes away his power.
User avatar #17 - schneidend (08/18/2014) [-]
I think that was because Dracula was so old and powerful. I believe lesser vampires could be harmed by sunlight. Then again, I might be thinking of something other than Stoker's book. Fuck, vampires are way too pervasive in pop culture. There's just too much mythology about them.
User avatar #20 - thingexplain (08/18/2014) [-]
In the oldest vampire myths, which are serbian tales of wampir, the reason that vampires are harmed by sunlight is that they are creatures of shadow and reflection, that draw their power from edges. Specifically, the edge between day and night (the moon) and the edge between life and death (undeath.) Thus, direct exposure to sunlight that isn't reflection or shadowed, and exposure to holy objects (which are a symbol of pure life) leaves them no edges to draw power from. Almost every vampire myth includes a weakness to sunlight. Most of them, it just burns them badly, and is not enough to kill them on its own.
#19 - man that girl must be ugly  [+] (5 new replies) 08/18/2014 on My first attempt at face... +23
#23 - anonymous (08/18/2014) [-]
I don't think it's a girl
#24 - Jowi (08/18/2014) [-]
I fucking hope it ain't
User avatar #41 - plumpbooty (08/19/2014) [-]
I'm seeing arm hair.
#42 - Jowi (08/19/2014) [-]
Don't mean anything.... I know from experience
#70 - anonymous (08/19/2014) [-]
pretty sure that's my ex... -shudder-
#110 - Yeah it's an alchy beer too. But hipsters buy it because it's … 08/18/2014 on po.tat.o 0
#770 - Hey man, how's Ukraine at the moment? 08/18/2014 on Well Fucking Said 0
#50 - Americanisms **** me right off. And I'm not really sure why.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2014 on po.tat.o 0
#53 - goonpatrol (08/18/2014) [-]
I can understand, I don't like slang words that much :/
#46 - Ah my sister went to Northumbria Uni, so I know the NE a littl… 08/18/2014 on po.tat.o +1

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User avatar #10 - yourbestestfriend (09/03/2014) [-]
Come on. Dont be like that.
#11 to #10 - Jowi ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
Sorry, just don't agree with having friends just so their number goes up. That's cancerous **** dude
User avatar #4 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
Lol I'll say it here.

Is cuz I trans and I know FJ ain't too hyped about that now
#5 to #4 - Jowi ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
That's cool. And I'm not so sure about that. FJ, despite everything, is quite accepting of the more taboo aspects of life. For example there is a delicately named account of faggitboy who is also transgender and is on the **** page who has quite a lot of thumbs from butt-plug related photos and she also posted a picture of herself on that content about posting attractive guys photos to increase the amount of women that come to the site, you may have seen it. Anyway she openly came out as transgender then and all the replies I saw were glowingly positive ranging from "boner what are you doing" to just openly saying "dude, you're ******* hot".
You don't have to do anything as brash as that I'm just saying you don't need to be afraid around here, we're all comrades when it comes down to it. For a lot of us we're the family and friends that we lack in the real world and some of the nicest things I've ever seen have happened on this site.

Anyway all the best with it
User avatar #6 to #5 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
Oh thanks. And I haven't seen this, but sounds cool.

Old account is old. Must've been here forever.
#7 to #6 - Jowi ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
Not much older than yours, but yeah I've been here a while. Since '05 i believe but I didn't sign up till they created the **** section haha.

If you're interested in the content it's still 9th on the front page, title "Are you sexy as **** ?"
#8 to #7 - Jowi ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
and then just change the comment views to most rated and her comments will be amongst the tops I'm sure
User avatar #9 to #8 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
Oh lol.

Well I created mine in 2011 back when the brony rush sorta started, jumped that fandom but I've fallen out it so to speak.

Hmm... I'll try finding it.
#2 to #1 - Jowi ONLINE (02/16/2013) [-]
er... thanks...
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