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#10 - Yeah yours are way better. They put no thought into their track list 08/20/2014 on Obama 0
#11 - What Stella? Nah mate, classic wife beater beer 08/20/2014 on This made my day -1
#6 - I watched a dare dorm today where two new sorority chicks were…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/20/2014 on Pornhub Comments +45
User avatar #59 - Zonk (08/20/2014) [-]
What does it mean to be "broken in"?
#56 - misterfrog (08/20/2014) [-]
>mayonnaise white

lel
User avatar #10 - hashtronaut (08/20/2014) [-]
i usually only click the comments to identify the prost..i mean actress.
#13 - It's not about wrong or right bro. I don't know if this is OC …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2014 on The revenge of an armchair -2
User avatar #19 - tridaak (08/20/2014) [-]

funnyjunk.com/Christmas+dinner/funny-pictures/4940888/
Look at the artstyle, it's obviously his. And you can tell that it's made in the same program as his other comics (both of these were made in flash by the looks of it).
#9 - Stella isn't something to brag about there, Belgique.... Newca…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/20/2014 on This made my day -1
#22 - slackerbro (08/21/2014) [-]
You obviously haven't drank Primus or Bockor yet.
'sides, we weren't bragging about Stella. There are hundreds of better lagers right here, but what's ours is ours, be it good or bad.
User avatar #10 - biscuitsunited (08/20/2014) [-]
I thought it was a exotic kind of champagne....
Don't taste like beer.
#11 - Jowi (08/20/2014) [-]
What Stella?

Nah mate, classic wife beater beer
#11 - Ok... I don't think this is about agreement or not, you said O…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/20/2014 on The revenge of an armchair -3
User avatar #12 - fourthplace (08/20/2014) [-]
I'm sorry if it looked like I was mad at you or something. I'm usually the one who's wrong in IRL arguments, so I guess you're right
#13 - Jowi (08/20/2014) [-]
It's not about wrong or right bro. I don't know if this is OC or not, I just know that there is a user on Reddit who is famous for making these. Or there's a channel specifically for them and other people on this post have posted saying he didn't make them
User avatar #19 - tridaak (08/20/2014) [-]

funnyjunk.com/Christmas+dinner/funny-pictures/4940888/
Look at the artstyle, it's obviously his. And you can tell that it's made in the same program as his other comics (both of these were made in flash by the looks of it).
#9 - Was that sarcasm? Cos I'm pretty sure this guy doesn't make th…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/20/2014 on The revenge of an armchair -5
User avatar #17 - optimos (08/20/2014) [-]
What the fuck.
Really?
Are you fucking serious?
Take a look at my profile and you'll see that this is my art style.
#18 - Jowi (08/20/2014) [-]
It's similar yeah I can see that, still doesn't look exactly the same. I'm not the only person saying this is from Reddit and all I know is that there is a large number of them that are produced there.
User avatar #10 - fourthplace (08/20/2014) [-]
We have to agree to disagree
#11 - Jowi (08/20/2014) [-]
Ok... I don't think this is about agreement or not, you said OC, which if this guy does take from Reddit, this can't be
I wasn't attacking you personally or anything.

User avatar #12 - fourthplace (08/20/2014) [-]
I'm sorry if it looked like I was mad at you or something. I'm usually the one who's wrong in IRL arguments, so I guess you're right
#13 - Jowi (08/20/2014) [-]
It's not about wrong or right bro. I don't know if this is OC or not, I just know that there is a user on Reddit who is famous for making these. Or there's a channel specifically for them and other people on this post have posted saying he didn't make them
User avatar #19 - tridaak (08/20/2014) [-]

funnyjunk.com/Christmas+dinner/funny-pictures/4940888/
Look at the artstyle, it's obviously his. And you can tell that it's made in the same program as his other comics (both of these were made in flash by the looks of it).
#11 - I know it's a joke, but you do get people like that here in th…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/20/2014 on london at night 0
User avatar #13 - slenderwolf (08/20/2014) [-]
It's not much of a satire on Conservatism, most of his memorable lines are either about booze and meat.
#16 - Jowi (08/20/2014) [-]
Loads of his "famous" quotes, especially the ones that get posted here, are about either of those, or about him wanting the government shut down and replaced with the Chuck E. Cheese business model.
A lot of what he says in the show is about him wanting the government shut down
User avatar #17 - slenderwolf (08/20/2014) [-]
My rudimentary knowledge of Conservative principles leads me to believe that the right wing wants a strong, controlling federal government.
#19 - Jowi (08/20/2014) [-]
The problem with labelling people with titles like "liberal" and "conservative" is that they aren't really one group of people with a set definition of ideals.
There will be some Cons who are for what you say, but to me that sounds more like a Liberal want. A controlling central government that is funded by tax payers and subsequently uses that money to pay for things like roads, schools and at least in the rest of the first world health care.

Ron I believe is what you'd call an egalitarian conservative in that he wants no government at all so that people would be free to live their lives as they please without interventions in the forms of Health and Safety, taxes, environmental laws etc.
But I'm not really sure that's the title I'm looking for either
User avatar #12 - biscuitsunited (08/20/2014) [-]
It's kinda like this in liverpool, but for some reason we have a HUGE amount of Asian and Germanic(belgum, dutch, german), so it's a bit weirder.
The asians just stand and stare and are so typically tourist it's unreal.
#14 - Jowi (08/20/2014) [-]
Careful calling the Dutch and Belgians Germanic... You'll get a shitstorm! I think they prefer Flemish
User avatar #15 - biscuitsunited (08/20/2014) [-]
Then they can go fuck themselves and whine somewhere else
#18 - Jowi (08/20/2014) [-]
oh....
#61 - it was really hard to tell when people were speaking and when … 08/20/2014 on Air Doctor 0
#86 - I feel most of this would be a hindrance rather than a help in… 08/20/2014 on Things to confront zombies... 0
#23 - what about hairy boobs?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2014 on bootyscientist 0
User avatar #24 - niteghost (08/20/2014) [-]
As long as its natural, I'm good with it.
#40 - I dunno man.... I'm as much for recreational drugs as anybody.… 08/20/2014 on The new Big Bang theory season 0
#17 - I've smoked my fair share of Bud. I've tried as many varieties… 08/20/2014 on Greentext time! 0
#152 - Wow, you just glossed completely over what I wrote and basical…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2014 on steve-o has a point 0
User avatar #169 - teranin (08/20/2014) [-]
I thought that first question was rhetorical. No, his actions would not become philanthropic based on his perceptions, because the actions themselves and their objective consequences are what determines benevolence or malevolence. You can like Pol Pot and, say, have invested money into his regime, thinking it was good, as millions were killed. Does that mean what you did was good?

Some of the worst actions ever conceived have been done with good "intentions". If you'll recall, my original comment stated quite clearly that either he has been "conned into thinking this is good" or "actually supports criminal behavior". This would fall under the first statement, where he has been convinced greenpeace is good even though they are not, which makes donating to them a stupid act, not philanthropic so much as misinformed.

I hope that answers that first question, as to your later one regarding points in history I did in fact answer that in the previous comment.
#37 - Sweet! Though I ask, if I've encouraged you to achieve that, c…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/20/2014 on The new Big Bang theory season 0
#39 - anonymous (08/20/2014) [-]
i'll think about that. and how do you feel about making synthetic marijuana, so we can finally and totally inject that shit? hope its good joke
#40 - Jowi (08/20/2014) [-]
I dunno man.... I'm as much for recreational drugs as anybody. But I heard about this one guy who injected 8 or 9 marijuanas and then died. And he was so overdosed that when they donated his organs to other people, they all either died or got super high and killed themselves.

Injecting the marijuanas man. Not even once.
#143 - Philanthropic "the desire to promote the welfare of o…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/20/2014 on steve-o has a point 0
#146 - teranin (08/20/2014) [-]
Again, if he is using those donations to go to greenpeace, he is supporting crime, vandalism, arson. He may think their cause is good, but since their actions are crimes, he is supporting crime, and as such his actions are not philanthropic. Any violent actions, throughout history that I may support would not be supported due to philanthropy, but rather pragmatism.

Are you saying supporting Greenpeace is pragmatic? Because they are doing nothing but bring ecological work down by their criminal acts. They are actually hurting the cause of a greener world far more than helping it, so it's both as far from pragmatic and philanthropic as you can get.

Donate to the fucking WWF or something if you want to do some good. If you donate to Greenpeace, you're part of the problem, not helping with solutions.
#152 - Jowi (08/20/2014) [-]
Wow, you just glossed completely over what I wrote and basically repeated your last comment. I'm not gonna have like a fifty comment argument with someone who's not even gonna bother answering the questions I pose them
User avatar #169 - teranin (08/20/2014) [-]
I thought that first question was rhetorical. No, his actions would not become philanthropic based on his perceptions, because the actions themselves and their objective consequences are what determines benevolence or malevolence. You can like Pol Pot and, say, have invested money into his regime, thinking it was good, as millions were killed. Does that mean what you did was good?

Some of the worst actions ever conceived have been done with good "intentions". If you'll recall, my original comment stated quite clearly that either he has been "conned into thinking this is good" or "actually supports criminal behavior". This would fall under the first statement, where he has been convinced greenpeace is good even though they are not, which makes donating to them a stupid act, not philanthropic so much as misinformed.

I hope that answers that first question, as to your later one regarding points in history I did in fact answer that in the previous comment.
#139 - Well.... Have you thought about the fact that MAYBE he suppo…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/20/2014 on steve-o has a point 0
User avatar #141 - teranin (08/20/2014) [-]
That would make him supporting criminal actions, which is far from philanthropic, which is the whole fucking point of what I said.
#143 - Jowi (08/20/2014) [-]
Philanthropic
"the desire to promote the welfare of others, expressed especially by the generous donation of money to good causes"
If good is relative to the person that is perceiving it and jokeexplain wants a greener world then surely these actions could fit that definition?

Just because an act is extreme doesn't mean it is wrong. It gathers press coverage and keeps the charity in the public eye. The actions you describe is probably about 0.001% of the stuff that Green Peace does but those actions will garner support from the extreme left, whilst their other campaigns while get support from more neutral environmentalists.
Sometimes if their is an injustice in the world, you have to fight it. And I personally believe that abducting apes and pouring shampoo in their eyes to see if it makes them go blind, is not only and injustice but is fundamentally sick.

I bet their is some action somewhere at some point in history that was violent and bloody and extreme that you support.
Maybe dropping the A-bombs on Japan? Maybe the torture of potential terrorists in Guantanamo Bay? Maybe destruction of ancient tribal lands in Africa so that oil could be drilled from them so you can drive to work in the morning.
Everyone will at some point support an extreme means to promote an end that they feel will benefit society.

So I repeat, shut the fuck up and let the man spend his money where he wants
#146 - teranin (08/20/2014) [-]
Again, if he is using those donations to go to greenpeace, he is supporting crime, vandalism, arson. He may think their cause is good, but since their actions are crimes, he is supporting crime, and as such his actions are not philanthropic. Any violent actions, throughout history that I may support would not be supported due to philanthropy, but rather pragmatism.

Are you saying supporting Greenpeace is pragmatic? Because they are doing nothing but bring ecological work down by their criminal acts. They are actually hurting the cause of a greener world far more than helping it, so it's both as far from pragmatic and philanthropic as you can get.

Donate to the fucking WWF or something if you want to do some good. If you donate to Greenpeace, you're part of the problem, not helping with solutions.
#152 - Jowi (08/20/2014) [-]
Wow, you just glossed completely over what I wrote and basically repeated your last comment. I'm not gonna have like a fifty comment argument with someone who's not even gonna bother answering the questions I pose them
User avatar #169 - teranin (08/20/2014) [-]
I thought that first question was rhetorical. No, his actions would not become philanthropic based on his perceptions, because the actions themselves and their objective consequences are what determines benevolence or malevolence. You can like Pol Pot and, say, have invested money into his regime, thinking it was good, as millions were killed. Does that mean what you did was good?

Some of the worst actions ever conceived have been done with good "intentions". If you'll recall, my original comment stated quite clearly that either he has been "conned into thinking this is good" or "actually supports criminal behavior". This would fall under the first statement, where he has been convinced greenpeace is good even though they are not, which makes donating to them a stupid act, not philanthropic so much as misinformed.

I hope that answers that first question, as to your later one regarding points in history I did in fact answer that in the previous comment.
#34 - Oh and quoting a YouTube personality about turning of the TV i… 08/20/2014 on The new Big Bang theory season 0
#32 - What... You're telling me that because I watch TV I'm therefor… 08/20/2014 on The new Big Bang theory season +1
#55 - What's the game called?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2014 on trending on fj at this moment 0
User avatar #58 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (08/20/2014) [-]
"Depression Quest"
#53 - No but surely there must be some kind of rules about faking re… 08/20/2014 on trending on fj at this moment 0
#47 - What are steam doing about this?  [+] (4 new replies) 08/20/2014 on trending on fj at this moment 0
User avatar #50 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (08/20/2014) [-]
As of now, nothing.
I don't think steam exactly has rules that you can't blow people for publicity.
#55 - Jowi (08/20/2014) [-]
What's the game called?
User avatar #58 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (08/20/2014) [-]
"Depression Quest"
#53 - Jowi (08/20/2014) [-]
No but surely there must be some kind of rules about faking reviews to get your game the go-ahead?
#203 - Haha, thanks bro. It's weird. I've seen you post similar nice … 08/20/2014 on You don't know that feel 0
#37 - coo, ***** , coo 08/20/2014 on female hentai artists 0
#28 - you're a beautiful sunuvabitch and you can do anything as long…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/20/2014 on The new Big Bang theory season +1
#35 - anonymous (08/20/2014) [-]
thanks, already learned mechanism of aldolisation and claissen condensation and perkins reaction, next goal is to make meth in my basement.
#37 - Jowi (08/20/2014) [-]
Sweet! Though I ask, if I've encouraged you to achieve that, could you instead make MDMA?
Just as profitable, basically the same components I think, don't quote me/thumb me down for my ignorance of narcotics chemical composition but with much less suffering. Makes the world a better place if we were all on it!
Well, maybe a happier place
#39 - anonymous (08/20/2014) [-]
i'll think about that. and how do you feel about making synthetic marijuana, so we can finally and totally inject that shit? hope its good joke
#40 - Jowi (08/20/2014) [-]
I dunno man.... I'm as much for recreational drugs as anybody. But I heard about this one guy who injected 8 or 9 marijuanas and then died. And he was so overdosed that when they donated his organs to other people, they all either died or got super high and killed themselves.

Injecting the marijuanas man. Not even once.
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User avatar #10 - yourbestestfriend (09/03/2014) [-]
Come on. Dont be like that.
#11 to #10 - Jowi (09/03/2014) [-]
Sorry, just don't agree with having friends just so their number goes up. That's cancerous **** dude
User avatar #4 - satrenkotheone (03/18/2014) [-]
Lol I'll say it here.

Is cuz I trans and I know FJ ain't too hyped about that now
#5 to #4 - Jowi (03/18/2014) [-]
That's cool. And I'm not so sure about that. FJ, despite everything, is quite accepting of the more taboo aspects of life. For example there is a delicately named account of faggitboy who is also transgender and is on the **** page who has quite a lot of thumbs from butt-plug related photos and she also posted a picture of herself on that content about posting attractive guys photos to increase the amount of women that come to the site, you may have seen it. Anyway she openly came out as transgender then and all the replies I saw were glowingly positive ranging from "boner what are you doing" to just openly saying "dude, you're ******* hot".
You don't have to do anything as brash as that I'm just saying you don't need to be afraid around here, we're all comrades when it comes down to it. For a lot of us we're the family and friends that we lack in the real world and some of the nicest things I've ever seen have happened on this site.

Anyway all the best with it
User avatar #6 to #5 - satrenkotheone (03/18/2014) [-]
Oh thanks. And I haven't seen this, but sounds cool.

Old account is old. Must've been here forever.
#7 to #6 - Jowi (03/18/2014) [-]
Not much older than yours, but yeah I've been here a while. Since '05 i believe but I didn't sign up till they created the **** section haha.

If you're interested in the content it's still 9th on the front page, title "Are you sexy as **** ?"
#8 to #7 - Jowi (03/18/2014) [-]
and then just change the comment views to most rated and her comments will be amongst the tops I'm sure
User avatar #9 to #8 - satrenkotheone (03/18/2014) [-]
Oh lol.

Well I created mine in 2011 back when the brony rush sorta started, jumped that fandom but I've fallen out it so to speak.

Hmm... I'll try finding it.
#2 to #1 - Jowi (02/16/2013) [-]
er... thanks...
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