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#120 - Jesus, I looked her up and her intro video is ridiculous. She …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2014 on video game streaming +8
#208 - greyhoundfd (08/19/2014) [-]
Are there even 5 sims games in existence? That's sad.
#188 - Don't think any of that justifies what happened here. if that … 08/19/2014 on And I thought I had a bad day -7
#9 - Also if anyone would point out any errors in facts or ways to … 08/19/2014 on Something I wrote. Looking... +1
#8 - Can't believe comicexplain liked it too!  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2014 on Something I wrote. Looking... +1
User avatar #10 - comicexplain (08/19/2014) [-]
A little effort is always worth it! I love writing, too. Keep up the good work!
#7 - Thank you! I'll work on it see what I can do Much appreciated 08/19/2014 on Something I wrote. Looking... +1
#5 - Right... 08/19/2014 on Something I wrote. Looking... +1
#3 - Did you read it?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/19/2014 on Something I wrote. Looking... +1
#4 - crocksandsocks (08/19/2014) [-]
no soz
#5 - Jowi (08/19/2014) [-]
Right...
#1 - Any feed back will be rewarded with a thumb, even constructive… 08/19/2014 on Something I wrote. Looking... +1
#42 - Don't mean anything.... I know from experience  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2014 on My first attempt at face... +2
#70 - anonymous (08/19/2014) [-]
pretty sure that's my ex... -shudder-
#28 - .... That sort of only applies to "After the game the kin… 08/19/2014 on (untitled) 0
#18 - I don't think it was the UV that kills them. They're a fiction…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2014 on FLOOOOOOOOAAAT!! 0
User avatar #19 - djequalizee (08/18/2014) [-]
Well i mean a space suit basically stops light in general. Even the helmet has a visor that blocks most of the sunlight. It's basically the equivalent to if a vampire walked around in full winter gear and a gas mask. I'm not too familiar with vampire stuff but i think they can usually be out in daylight if they're wearing stuff that blocks the sun, like a trenchcoat with a hood or something.
#24 - I ******* hope it ain't  [+] (3 new replies) 08/18/2014 on My first attempt at face... +17
User avatar #41 - plumpbooty (08/19/2014) [-]
I'm seeing arm hair.
#42 - Jowi (08/19/2014) [-]
Don't mean anything.... I know from experience
#70 - anonymous (08/19/2014) [-]
pretty sure that's my ex... -shudder-
#12 - But wouldn't the sun light be right on the vampire, thus killing him?  [+] (6 new replies) 08/18/2014 on FLOOOOOOOOAAAT!! +2
User avatar #16 - djequalizee (08/18/2014) [-]
Space suits are designed to block UV radiation.
#18 - Jowi (08/18/2014) [-]
I don't think it was the UV that kills them. They're a fictional group of monsters that were imagined before UV was discovered.
I think it's more just the purity of day light
User avatar #19 - djequalizee (08/18/2014) [-]
Well i mean a space suit basically stops light in general. Even the helmet has a visor that blocks most of the sunlight. It's basically the equivalent to if a vampire walked around in full winter gear and a gas mask. I'm not too familiar with vampire stuff but i think they can usually be out in daylight if they're wearing stuff that blocks the sun, like a trenchcoat with a hood or something.
User avatar #15 - thatguyontheright (08/18/2014) [-]
According to Bram Stoker's Dracula, Sunlight doesn't kill Dracula, just takes away his power.
User avatar #17 - schneidend (08/18/2014) [-]
I think that was because Dracula was so old and powerful. I believe lesser vampires could be harmed by sunlight. Then again, I might be thinking of something other than Stoker's book. Fuck, vampires are way too pervasive in pop culture. There's just too much mythology about them.
User avatar #20 - thingexplain (08/18/2014) [-]
In the oldest vampire myths, which are serbian tales of wampir, the reason that vampires are harmed by sunlight is that they are creatures of shadow and reflection, that draw their power from edges. Specifically, the edge between day and night (the moon) and the edge between life and death (undeath.) Thus, direct exposure to sunlight that isn't reflection or shadowed, and exposure to holy objects (which are a symbol of pure life) leaves them no edges to draw power from. Almost every vampire myth includes a weakness to sunlight. Most of them, it just burns them badly, and is not enough to kill them on its own.
#19 - man that girl must be ugly  [+] (5 new replies) 08/18/2014 on My first attempt at face... +23
#23 - anonymous (08/18/2014) [-]
I don't think it's a girl
#24 - Jowi (08/18/2014) [-]
I fucking hope it ain't
User avatar #41 - plumpbooty (08/19/2014) [-]
I'm seeing arm hair.
#42 - Jowi (08/19/2014) [-]
Don't mean anything.... I know from experience
#70 - anonymous (08/19/2014) [-]
pretty sure that's my ex... -shudder-
#110 - Yeah it's an alchy beer too. But hipsters buy it because it's … 08/18/2014 on po.tat.o 0
#770 - Hey man, how's Ukraine at the moment? 08/18/2014 on Well Fucking Said 0
#50 - Americanisms **** me right off. And I'm not reall…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2014 on po.tat.o 0
#53 - goonpatrol (08/18/2014) [-]
I can understand, I don't like slang words that much :/
#46 - Ah my sister went to Northumbria Uni, so I know the NE a littl… 08/18/2014 on po.tat.o +1
#43 - I'm saying they're not the same thing. I'd say stoners aren't …  [+] (7 new replies) 08/18/2014 on po.tat.o +1
User avatar #44 - privatepumpanickel (08/18/2014) [-]
were miles off haha, i'm in the North East
and I think some students can be hipsters...I don't tend to categorize people so closely. I think a person can have traits from different stereo-types,
like i'm a metal/punk rock fan, but love Disney channel. (I know that's a shitty example but I couldnt think of another conflicting side to me....but I know I have one)..
User avatar #45 - privatepumpanickel (08/18/2014) [-]
I dont have Didney channel no more though...watched Hannah montana up until I was 17. Edgy.jpeg
#105 - Mumford (08/18/2014) [-]
How could a metal fan stomach Hannah Montana till 17. I mean I'm a real hipster cunt. I like the Smiths and Pulp and all those cunt bands and even I can only stand a little Hannah.
User avatar #109 - privatepumpanickel (08/18/2014) [-]
Also I like Pulp, think I have their best hits somewhere
User avatar #108 - privatepumpanickel (08/18/2014) [-]
I disturb myself. But at least this was in the day before the whole "twerking" transformation which makes me imagine unthinkable torture devices for her
(especially ones including grabbing that fucking tongue of hers when it keeps lolling out her mouth from the amount of sniff she's on)
#149 - Mumford (08/18/2014) [-]
I agree, my penis does not.
#46 - Jowi (08/18/2014) [-]
Ah my sister went to Northumbria Uni, so I know the NE a little.


As I say to any Britfag I come across, if you're ever in Wales drop by!
#39 - Where was that? Wasn't Manny was it? Also I know the…  [+] (10 new replies) 08/18/2014 on po.tat.o 0
User avatar #41 - privatepumpanickel (08/18/2014) [-]
are you implying there is a gap between stoners and hipsters or that they are similar somehow?
I mean it depends because you get different sub-species of stoner...some are pretty cool but you do get the wannabe philosopher fags and hipsters also
And no not Manny
User avatar #152 - pointblankhits (08/18/2014) [-]
Rap/Gangsta fag stoners
Hipster stoners
Goth/Emo stoners
Artist/non-hipster stoners
Party boy stoners
That one cunt who never shuts the fuck up about weed

So much sub-species to choose from...



#43 - Jowi (08/18/2014) [-]
I'm saying they're not the same thing. I'd say stoners aren't people that just smoke weed. Stoners are people that smoke like every day and immerse themselves in the drug culture. So like buying lighters with Bob Marley or weed leaves on.
Hipsters are just a fashion/music subculture who like EDM and dress in shite shirts and weird jumpers or out of date track suits
There's a cross over of course, but they're different groups.

Ah thought Manny because I know a mate there who fits that description perfectly.
So you're UK based then? I'm at Cardiff myself
User avatar #44 - privatepumpanickel (08/18/2014) [-]
were miles off haha, i'm in the North East
and I think some students can be hipsters...I don't tend to categorize people so closely. I think a person can have traits from different stereo-types,
like i'm a metal/punk rock fan, but love Disney channel. (I know that's a shitty example but I couldnt think of another conflicting side to me....but I know I have one)..
User avatar #45 - privatepumpanickel (08/18/2014) [-]
I dont have Didney channel no more though...watched Hannah montana up until I was 17. Edgy.jpeg
#105 - Mumford (08/18/2014) [-]
How could a metal fan stomach Hannah Montana till 17. I mean I'm a real hipster cunt. I like the Smiths and Pulp and all those cunt bands and even I can only stand a little Hannah.
User avatar #109 - privatepumpanickel (08/18/2014) [-]
Also I like Pulp, think I have their best hits somewhere
User avatar #108 - privatepumpanickel (08/18/2014) [-]
I disturb myself. But at least this was in the day before the whole "twerking" transformation which makes me imagine unthinkable torture devices for her
(especially ones including grabbing that fucking tongue of hers when it keeps lolling out her mouth from the amount of sniff she's on)
#149 - Mumford (08/18/2014) [-]
I agree, my penis does not.
#46 - Jowi (08/18/2014) [-]
Ah my sister went to Northumbria Uni, so I know the NE a little.


As I say to any Britfag I come across, if you're ever in Wales drop by!
#250 - Seriously bro, where did you get that picture? Is it ETJM?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/18/2014 on Not this shit again Ash 0
#251 - articulate (08/24/2014) [-]
#252 - Jowi (08/24/2014) [-]
My jimbles sure are rumbled that's for sure....
#28 - Yeah. Don't rehash old jokes. Or at least if you… 08/18/2014 on Craterface 0
#34 - Well, actually.... Since Ireland seceded from the UK and ultim…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2014 on po.tat.o -1
#35 - snowshark (08/18/2014) [-]
#32 - Red Stripe is hipster beer in the UK too  [+] (14 new replies) 08/18/2014 on po.tat.o +1
#102 - Mumford (08/18/2014) [-]
When you can buy it for a quid a can, i'd have to disagree
#110 - Jowi (08/18/2014) [-]
Yeah it's an alchy beer too. But hipsters buy it because it's shit and cheap
User avatar #38 - privatepumpanickel (08/18/2014) [-]
That's right, I was dating a stoner student last year and him and all his pals drank red stripe.
#39 - Jowi (08/18/2014) [-]
Where was that? Wasn't Manny was it?

Also I know there's an overlap but stoners =/= hipsters
User avatar #41 - privatepumpanickel (08/18/2014) [-]
are you implying there is a gap between stoners and hipsters or that they are similar somehow?
I mean it depends because you get different sub-species of stoner...some are pretty cool but you do get the wannabe philosopher fags and hipsters also
And no not Manny
User avatar #152 - pointblankhits (08/18/2014) [-]
Rap/Gangsta fag stoners
Hipster stoners
Goth/Emo stoners
Artist/non-hipster stoners
Party boy stoners
That one cunt who never shuts the fuck up about weed

So much sub-species to choose from...



#43 - Jowi (08/18/2014) [-]
I'm saying they're not the same thing. I'd say stoners aren't people that just smoke weed. Stoners are people that smoke like every day and immerse themselves in the drug culture. So like buying lighters with Bob Marley or weed leaves on.
Hipsters are just a fashion/music subculture who like EDM and dress in shite shirts and weird jumpers or out of date track suits
There's a cross over of course, but they're different groups.

Ah thought Manny because I know a mate there who fits that description perfectly.
So you're UK based then? I'm at Cardiff myself
User avatar #44 - privatepumpanickel (08/18/2014) [-]
were miles off haha, i'm in the North East
and I think some students can be hipsters...I don't tend to categorize people so closely. I think a person can have traits from different stereo-types,
like i'm a metal/punk rock fan, but love Disney channel. (I know that's a shitty example but I couldnt think of another conflicting side to me....but I know I have one)..
User avatar #45 - privatepumpanickel (08/18/2014) [-]
I dont have Didney channel no more though...watched Hannah montana up until I was 17. Edgy.jpeg
#105 - Mumford (08/18/2014) [-]
How could a metal fan stomach Hannah Montana till 17. I mean I'm a real hipster cunt. I like the Smiths and Pulp and all those cunt bands and even I can only stand a little Hannah.
User avatar #109 - privatepumpanickel (08/18/2014) [-]
Also I like Pulp, think I have their best hits somewhere
User avatar #108 - privatepumpanickel (08/18/2014) [-]
I disturb myself. But at least this was in the day before the whole "twerking" transformation which makes me imagine unthinkable torture devices for her
(especially ones including grabbing that fucking tongue of hers when it keeps lolling out her mouth from the amount of sniff she's on)
#149 - Mumford (08/18/2014) [-]
I agree, my penis does not.
#46 - Jowi (08/18/2014) [-]
Ah my sister went to Northumbria Uni, so I know the NE a little.


As I say to any Britfag I come across, if you're ever in Wales drop by!
#30 - No, they would have said "Ahh, feck it. I gotta be at the…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/18/2014 on po.tat.o 0
#47 - goonpatrol (08/18/2014) [-]
I live in south England and everyone I know say's half hour, I feel plagued.
#50 - Jowi (08/18/2014) [-]
Americanisms fuck me right off. And I'm not really sure why.
#53 - goonpatrol (08/18/2014) [-]
I can understand, I don't like slang words that much :/
User avatar #33 - snowshark (08/18/2014) [-]
Actually, the term isn't 'Euro English' it's 'The Queen's English'.

...

Come to think of it he probably would be speaking 'Euro English'.
#34 - Jowi (08/18/2014) [-]
Well, actually.... Since Ireland seceded from the UK and ultimately the Crown's Authority I thought I would be sensitive and not call it "The Queens English"
#35 - snowshark (08/18/2014) [-]
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User avatar #10 - yourbestestfriend (09/03/2014) [-]
Come on. Dont be like that.
#11 to #10 - Jowi ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
Sorry, just don't agree with having friends just so their number goes up. That's cancerous **** dude
User avatar #4 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
Lol I'll say it here.

Is cuz I trans and I know FJ ain't too hyped about that now
#5 to #4 - Jowi ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
That's cool. And I'm not so sure about that. FJ, despite everything, is quite accepting of the more taboo aspects of life. For example there is a delicately named account of faggitboy who is also transgender and is on the **** page who has quite a lot of thumbs from butt-plug related photos and she also posted a picture of herself on that content about posting attractive guys photos to increase the amount of women that come to the site, you may have seen it. Anyway she openly came out as transgender then and all the replies I saw were glowingly positive ranging from "boner what are you doing" to just openly saying "dude, you're ******* hot".
You don't have to do anything as brash as that I'm just saying you don't need to be afraid around here, we're all comrades when it comes down to it. For a lot of us we're the family and friends that we lack in the real world and some of the nicest things I've ever seen have happened on this site.

Anyway all the best with it
User avatar #6 to #5 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
Oh thanks. And I haven't seen this, but sounds cool.

Old account is old. Must've been here forever.
#7 to #6 - Jowi ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
Not much older than yours, but yeah I've been here a while. Since '05 i believe but I didn't sign up till they created the **** section haha.

If you're interested in the content it's still 9th on the front page, title "Are you sexy as **** ?"
#8 to #7 - Jowi ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
and then just change the comment views to most rated and her comments will be amongst the tops I'm sure
User avatar #9 to #8 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
Oh lol.

Well I created mine in 2011 back when the brony rush sorta started, jumped that fandom but I've fallen out it so to speak.

Hmm... I'll try finding it.
#2 to #1 - Jowi ONLINE (02/16/2013) [-]
er... thanks...
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