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Jowi

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Date Signed Up:8/20/2010
Last Login:1/14/2016
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Highest Comment Rank:#1362
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#34 - Are you Dutch? Because forgive me if I'm wrong but Germany Net…  [+] (13 new replies) 06/01/2015 on netherlands +1
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#47 - toensix (06/01/2015) [-]
It is a very bitter rivalry. And that's exactly the reason for it. Look at last World Cup. Netherlands lost in the semi finals to Germany. But if you lose don't you want to lose to the best team? Can't have Argentina beat Germany that would mean we're even worse.
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#60 - Kiha (06/01/2015) [-]
Just fyi we lost to Argentina last WC. Penalty shootout; Krul would've saved us there. but alas. Germany 7-1'd Brazil and we beat Brazil with some irrelevant score, who even cares for 3rd?
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#67 - toensix (06/01/2015) [-]
Oops that's what I meant. But the fun thing was that it became a game between the NL-DE rivalry and the BR-AR rivalry.
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#41 - yellowpedobear (06/01/2015) [-]
As a Dutchman I can confirm that this is very true. Germany-Netherlands is a significant derby in international football, but as soon as we're out on a WC or EC then it's Germany or nothing for me and my family at least.

Good thing, because Germans always at least make the semis on a WC.
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#39 - heartsickruben (06/01/2015) [-]
Same here
but if we can't win
I want our friendly neighbours to win.
#46 - Jowi (06/01/2015) [-]
Friendly? Do you not remember the 40's?
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#70 - winterconcerten (06/01/2015) [-]
Don't you remember the 1600-1900's ? When The Netherlands enslaved entire nations and killed so many people?
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#84 - ericarthurblair (06/01/2015) [-]
anything belgium can do is not anything to be proud about the dutch golden age is most defenetly noteworth but also long gone and not anything to "remember" if you're neither dutch nor care about the history of eurpean imperialism
#75 - hondasupermoto (06/01/2015) [-]
whoo hold your horses mate, you need to relearn history. it were the african kings who enslaved their own people the Dutch only shipped them like they were already doing with alot of other goods.
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#80 - winterconcerten (06/01/2015) [-]
Never heard of ''Dutch Indie''? (indonesia nowadays)
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#54 - heartsickruben (06/01/2015) [-]
It's 2015
not the 40's.
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#53 - yzerboy (06/01/2015) [-]
That time when they went door to door to clean up our attics for us?
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#36 - auda (06/01/2015) [-]
I am.
And the situation is weird. If its germany against netherlands we have all these songs against them and the other way around but if we lose and they make it trough then I see a lot of people getting their black and white shirt and root for them.
#30 - What are these called? 05/31/2015 on Sesame Street Adventures 20 0
#59 - I imagine it like God's voice from the Simpsons 05/17/2015 on Pure Terror +2
#17 - Anyone got a link to 1? 05/16/2015 on The Simpsons Comps: Ralph 2 0
#28 - Source?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2015 on what kinda school is this +1
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#31 - xireactiionsx (05/16/2015) [-]
Scooby Doo-me
#143 - Is Destiny worth playing? It was super hyped but I've heard mi…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2015 on Patrolling Venus and this... 0
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#147 - thebobinito (05/16/2015) [-]
It's good if you like games that extremely grindy. It gets boring when you hit level 32 and there's nothing to do for months till the next DLC and you complete it in 3 weeks, due to everything resetting weekly and only being able to get rewards from raids/nightfalls etc once. Apart from that, it's a good game. Graphically it's brilliant.
#149 - The system isn't voice activated... It connects you thorough w… 04/28/2015 on Tumblr fucks up +1
#50 - I've missed this meme, care to fill me in?  [+] (7 new replies) 02/22/2015 on Never run out of ideas 0
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#51 - lordmandy (02/22/2015) [-]
>>#34
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#86 - hackmon (02/23/2015) [-]
p.s how do you link a comment? mine aren't working
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#87 - lordmandy (02/23/2015) [-]
Open a comment or reply window, click on the #X of the comment you want to quote and there you go
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#85 - hackmon (02/23/2015) [-]
I'm fairly certain he is talking about whatever thing #84 and #43 have said "good reference" in response to. Something about dip? idk either
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#89 - lordmandy (02/23/2015) [-]
No, I'm pretty sure it's about the black tweets actually, read the whole story (1-2-4)
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#90 - hackmon (02/23/2015) [-]
oh yeah, I interpreted "this meme" as the one #4 was making reference to (dip??) not the black twets meme and I'm wrong for having done so
either way >>#43, >>#84, have me confused. maybe the dip is nothing
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#88 - lordmandy (02/23/2015) [-]
Oh..
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#87 - Actually it was King James I who was monarch at the time, so i… 11/30/2014 on Shots Fired +1
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#130 - Or maybe a troll account? 11/26/2014 on poor guy +5
#89 - Nah man I love HIMYM but Friends is absolutely the best sitcom… 11/25/2014 on How I Met Your Mother 0
#156 - Source? Seems to have mixed reviews in the comments  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2014 on Online gaming be like 0
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#159 - kjftiger (11/24/2014) [-]
Brickleberry, it is a show where the bear is voiced by Daniel Tosh
#142 - Any actual source on this? 11/23/2014 on Feminism 0
#62 - Nah seriously bro congratz on finding the one! But that's just… 11/17/2014 on You know you fuck up when -1
#81 - Isn't whatever is around his body indestructible? Like his sui… 11/17/2014 on Superman +1
#19 - What a lovely couple you are....  [+] (4 new replies) 11/17/2014 on You know you fuck up when +17
#20 - rollerbator (11/17/2014) [-]
We really are, almost 2 years now. If you can't fart in front of your significant other then what's the point of living with them?
#62 - Jowi (11/17/2014) [-]
Nah seriously bro congratz on finding the one! But that's just not my cup of tea. If you fart accidentally in front of them then they shouldn't get mad, but I find my own farts pretty gross and dealing with hers on a constant basis would be my idea of hell.

But again, seriously I'm glad you've found someone that makes you happy because that's what we're all looking for
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#29 - alimais (11/17/2014) [-]
I picked up my girlfriend from the ground by the legs and she farted in my face
#44 - shadowbringerx (11/17/2014) [-]
TRUE LOVE
#35 - I love how half the comments are just people saying that it's … 11/10/2014 on Finally, it's recognised as... 0
#57 - What episode? 11/06/2014 on ned 0
#176 - Petrificus Totalus and Stupefy don't control free will. They j… 11/04/2014 on Horrifying implications... 0

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User avatar #10 - yourbestestfriend (09/03/2014) [-]
Come on. Dont be like that.
#11 to #10 - Jowi (09/03/2014) [-]
Sorry, just don't agree with having friends just so their number goes up. That's cancerous **** dude
User avatar #4 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
Lol I'll say it here.

Is cuz I trans and I know FJ ain't too hyped about that now
#5 to #4 - Jowi (03/18/2014) [-]
That's cool. And I'm not so sure about that. FJ, despite everything, is quite accepting of the more taboo aspects of life. For example there is a delicately named account of faggitboy who is also transgender and is on the **** page who has quite a lot of thumbs from butt-plug related photos and she also posted a picture of herself on that content about posting attractive guys photos to increase the amount of women that come to the site, you may have seen it. Anyway she openly came out as transgender then and all the replies I saw were glowingly positive ranging from "boner what are you doing" to just openly saying "dude, you're ******* hot".
You don't have to do anything as brash as that I'm just saying you don't need to be afraid around here, we're all comrades when it comes down to it. For a lot of us we're the family and friends that we lack in the real world and some of the nicest things I've ever seen have happened on this site.

Anyway all the best with it
User avatar #6 to #5 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
Oh thanks. And I haven't seen this, but sounds cool.

Old account is old. Must've been here forever.
#7 to #6 - Jowi (03/18/2014) [-]
Not much older than yours, but yeah I've been here a while. Since '05 i believe but I didn't sign up till they created the **** section haha.

If you're interested in the content it's still 9th on the front page, title "Are you sexy as **** ?"
#8 to #7 - Jowi (03/18/2014) [-]
and then just change the comment views to most rated and her comments will be amongst the tops I'm sure
User avatar #9 to #8 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
Oh lol.

Well I created mine in 2011 back when the brony rush sorta started, jumped that fandom but I've fallen out it so to speak.

Hmm... I'll try finding it.
#2 to #1 - Jowi (02/16/2013) [-]
er... thanks...
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