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Jowi

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Date Signed Up:8/20/2010
Last Login:1/14/2016
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#20 - Comment deleted 07/31/2015 on Nude pic +12
#26 - Haha don't worry, irony is I ****** up the reply anyway… 07/31/2015 on Take your kid to work day 0
#25 - I'd say you've obviously never travelled very quickly  [+] (3 new replies) 07/31/2015 on Take your kid to work day -1
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#89 - kevinator (07/31/2015) [-]
I go drag racing once in a while, sure it's not a huge trap speed at 13.2 @ 108 MPH or so and have never had my teeth clatter. Must be one hell of a wield track or a way over stiff suspension/anti-rollbar set up you have.
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#28 - killerliquid (07/31/2015) [-]
I was in a go-kart with my dad driving a long time ago

I was screaming my lungs out, track was bumpy, never clattered my teeth
#23 - I did say speed bump  [+] (2 new replies) 07/31/2015 on Take your kid to work day 0
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#24 - thatonecommunist (07/31/2015) [-]
Well, I feel pretty dumb right about now.

I managed to misread that over 4 times trying to figure out what you were talking about.
#26 - Jowi (07/31/2015) [-]
Haha don't worry, irony is I fucked up the reply anyway!
I meant I didn't say speed bump just so we're on the same page
#20 - So you've never gone over a bump at speed in a car and had you…  [+] (11 new replies) 07/31/2015 on Take your kid to work day -1
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#40 - hydraetis (07/31/2015) [-]
That would have to be one fucking crazy ass, literally send the car flying kind of bump in order to make his mouth shut on him.
#33 - denercov (07/31/2015) [-]
It's a race track dude.
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#22 - thatonecommunist (07/31/2015) [-]
why would there be a speed bump there?
#23 - Jowi (07/31/2015) [-]
I did say speed bump
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#24 - thatonecommunist (07/31/2015) [-]
Well, I feel pretty dumb right about now.

I managed to misread that over 4 times trying to figure out what you were talking about.
#26 - Jowi (07/31/2015) [-]
Haha don't worry, irony is I fucked up the reply anyway!
I meant I didn't say speed bump just so we're on the same page
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#21 - killerliquid (07/31/2015) [-]
Not if I was screaming my lungs out
#25 - Jowi (07/31/2015) [-]
I'd say you've obviously never travelled very quickly
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#89 - kevinator (07/31/2015) [-]
I go drag racing once in a while, sure it's not a huge trap speed at 13.2 @ 108 MPH or so and have never had my teeth clatter. Must be one hell of a wield track or a way over stiff suspension/anti-rollbar set up you have.
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#28 - killerliquid (07/31/2015) [-]
I was in a go-kart with my dad driving a long time ago

I was screaming my lungs out, track was bumpy, never clattered my teeth
#42 - You're glossing over how as a Prime Minister she sold off nati… 07/27/2015 on Reputation Systems in games +4
#42 - Tina Fey is eh to me. Katherine Ryan is one of my favourit… 07/26/2015 on Strict 0
#44 - Just because they are British....  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2015 on Fucked him up +2
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#47 - iridium (07/23/2015) [-]
You see enough videos of Brits doing that as a joke, you start to assume it's the punchline.
#58 - They turned up for the fight finally, 54 years late but still … 07/22/2015 on Movie Trivia +1
#923 - **Jowi used "*roll picture*"** **Jowi rolled image ** 07/20/2015 on Your new sex toy 0
#51 - The problem is Welsh derives a lot from Gaelic and has survive…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2015 on England runs out of tea +2
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#55 - thechosentroll (07/18/2015) [-]
Ah, so it sounds weird for the same reason chinese is physically painful to learn - its just old as balls. In fact, possibly older than balls.
#75 - It was Aeschylus the Greek Philosopher killed by a falling tortoise 07/10/2015 on A Question of Questioning 0
#56 - Apples, not sure if the juice does in fairness, contains a che… 06/23/2015 on Life Hacks +4
#77 - Or Yellow Funnyjunk.... 06/23/2015 on My number 1 all time... 0
#21 - But that's because Scottish Salmon is world recognised as the …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2015 on The American Dream on a budget 0
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#51 - captchakid (06/22/2015) [-]
Ill always prefer Alaskan.
#93 - I shan't go full Tywin on you just now You're right a… 06/22/2015 on Mass Murder 0
#83 - You not getting the whole spoiler thing?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/22/2015 on Mass Murder 0
#86 - scabpatchy (06/22/2015) [-]
I didn't think to do it.
Please don't rape me, murder me, or kill my children
#93 - Jowi (06/22/2015) [-]
I shan't go full Tywin on you just now

You're right at the end of the day the fact Stannis was prepared to legitimise Jon shows the strength in his blood. I do wonder if he'll make a return
#66 - It's just the books man. That's all. The show is visually stun…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2015 on Mass Murder 0
#68 - zombieplayground (06/21/2015) [-]
I tried, I read the second one first and it just didnt hold my attention.
#64 - Haha yeah I'm almost ashamed of how much I know. I know for a …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/21/2015 on Mass Murder 0
#65 - zombieplayground (06/21/2015) [-]
Dont be ashamed. That shit is impressive.
#66 - Jowi (06/21/2015) [-]
It's just the books man. That's all. The show is visually stunning but the story is stripped to the bones. If you like the show and like to read you should pick them up.
#68 - zombieplayground (06/21/2015) [-]
I tried, I read the second one first and it just didnt hold my attention.
#62 - Ned's sister wasn't the queen though. She was kidnapped/…  [+] (10 new replies) 06/21/2015 on Mass Murder +1
#82 - scabpatchy (06/22/2015) [-]
The Targaryens sometimes practiced polygamy as well as inbreeding though didn't they? If Elia's death occurred before Lyanna's then it could possibly be argued that she was the legitimate widow of Rhaegar. The Targaryens bent rules all the time so it doesn't seem too crazy to think that people who would support Daenarys might actually just as easily support Jon's claim. Even though it's a stretch I do feel like his claim might gain more support from people than hers considering the circumstances of their births and who each one's parents were.
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#83 - Jowi (06/22/2015) [-]
You not getting the whole spoiler thing?
#86 - scabpatchy (06/22/2015) [-]
I didn't think to do it.
Please don't rape me, murder me, or kill my children
#93 - Jowi (06/22/2015) [-]
I shan't go full Tywin on you just now

You're right at the end of the day the fact Stannis was prepared to legitimise Jon shows the strength in his blood. I do wonder if he'll make a return
#63 - zombieplayground (06/21/2015) [-]
Everybody should listen to you then lol. You seem to know wayyyy more than most. I got nothing then. Maybe daeneries dies
#64 - Jowi (06/21/2015) [-]
Haha yeah I'm almost ashamed of how much I know. I know for a fact though there are probably some small errors in what I just said and that some people on this site would shit all over me.
#65 - zombieplayground (06/21/2015) [-]
Dont be ashamed. That shit is impressive.
#66 - Jowi (06/21/2015) [-]
It's just the books man. That's all. The show is visually stunning but the story is stripped to the bones. If you like the show and like to read you should pick them up.
#68 - zombieplayground (06/21/2015) [-]
I tried, I read the second one first and it just didnt hold my attention.
#57 - It's that he is the son of the last Targaryen kings's, P…  [+] (12 new replies) 06/21/2015 on Mass Murder 0
#61 - zombieplayground (06/21/2015) [-]
He wouldn't be a bastard. He would be the legitimate son because neds sister was the queen. The theory is that he took his sisters baby and claimed it as his own so he wouldn't have been killed like the other targaryens
#62 - Jowi (06/21/2015) [-]
Ned's sister wasn't the queen though. She was kidnapped/maybe just eloped by/with Rhaegar who wasn't the King anyway, his father was. Rhaegar was legally married to Elia Martell, the sister of Oberyn Martell, who was murdered by Gregor Clegane at the orders of Tywin Lannister AFTER the battle of the Ruby Ford on the Trident in which Rhaegar died.
And he was married to her for years before he crowned Lyanna Stark "Queen of Beauty" at the Tourney of Harrenhal, which was shocking as Elia was in the crowd and he rode right past her to place the winter roses on Lyanna's lap, this being Rhaegar's first notable interest in the "Wolf Lady"
Even if Rhaegar had secretly married Lyanna Stark whilst she was in his custody he was already married to Elia, and therefore would not have been seen as valid "in the eyes of gods and men" and therefore if Jon is the son of Rhaegar he won't be the heir to the throne.
#82 - scabpatchy (06/22/2015) [-]
The Targaryens sometimes practiced polygamy as well as inbreeding though didn't they? If Elia's death occurred before Lyanna's then it could possibly be argued that she was the legitimate widow of Rhaegar. The Targaryens bent rules all the time so it doesn't seem too crazy to think that people who would support Daenarys might actually just as easily support Jon's claim. Even though it's a stretch I do feel like his claim might gain more support from people than hers considering the circumstances of their births and who each one's parents were.
#85 - scabpatchy has deleted their comment.
#83 - Jowi (06/22/2015) [-]
You not getting the whole spoiler thing?
#86 - scabpatchy (06/22/2015) [-]
I didn't think to do it.
Please don't rape me, murder me, or kill my children
#93 - Jowi (06/22/2015) [-]
I shan't go full Tywin on you just now

You're right at the end of the day the fact Stannis was prepared to legitimise Jon shows the strength in his blood. I do wonder if he'll make a return
#63 - zombieplayground (06/21/2015) [-]
Everybody should listen to you then lol. You seem to know wayyyy more than most. I got nothing then. Maybe daeneries dies
#64 - Jowi (06/21/2015) [-]
Haha yeah I'm almost ashamed of how much I know. I know for a fact though there are probably some small errors in what I just said and that some people on this site would shit all over me.
#65 - zombieplayground (06/21/2015) [-]
Dont be ashamed. That shit is impressive.
#66 - Jowi (06/21/2015) [-]
It's just the books man. That's all. The show is visually stunning but the story is stripped to the bones. If you like the show and like to read you should pick them up.
#68 - zombieplayground (06/21/2015) [-]
I tried, I read the second one first and it just didnt hold my attention.
#71 - He has OCD, not Parkinson's 06/21/2015 on Back to the feels +20
#26 - Cardiff 06/17/2015 on euro fjers 0
#10 - elementary school the musical  [+] (1 new reply) 06/14/2015 on Slap +44
#136 - juanlove (06/15/2015) [-]
Get it right, scrub. The title is: "Elementary School Musical."

Season 12, episode 13
#46 - Friendly? Do you not remember the 40's?  [+] (6 new replies) 06/01/2015 on netherlands 0
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#70 - winterconcerten (06/01/2015) [-]
Don't you remember the 1600-1900's ? When The Netherlands enslaved entire nations and killed so many people?
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#84 - ericarthurblair (06/01/2015) [-]
anything belgium can do is not anything to be proud about the dutch golden age is most defenetly noteworth but also long gone and not anything to "remember" if you're neither dutch nor care about the history of eurpean imperialism
#75 - hondasupermoto (06/01/2015) [-]
whoo hold your horses mate, you need to relearn history. it were the african kings who enslaved their own people the Dutch only shipped them like they were already doing with alot of other goods.
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#80 - winterconcerten (06/01/2015) [-]
Never heard of ''Dutch Indie''? (indonesia nowadays)
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#54 - heartsickruben (06/01/2015) [-]
It's 2015
not the 40's.
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#53 - yzerboy (06/01/2015) [-]
That time when they went door to door to clean up our attics for us?
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User avatar #10 - yourbestestfriend (09/03/2014) [-]
Come on. Dont be like that.
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#11 to #10 - Jowi (09/03/2014) [-]
Sorry, just don't agree with having friends just so their number goes up. That's cancerous **** dude
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User avatar #4 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
Lol I'll say it here.

Is cuz I trans and I know FJ ain't too hyped about that now
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#5 to #4 - Jowi (03/18/2014) [-]
That's cool. And I'm not so sure about that. FJ, despite everything, is quite accepting of the more taboo aspects of life. For example there is a delicately named account of faggitboy who is also transgender and is on the **** page who has quite a lot of thumbs from butt-plug related photos and she also posted a picture of herself on that content about posting attractive guys photos to increase the amount of women that come to the site, you may have seen it. Anyway she openly came out as transgender then and all the replies I saw were glowingly positive ranging from "boner what are you doing" to just openly saying "dude, you're ******* hot".
You don't have to do anything as brash as that I'm just saying you don't need to be afraid around here, we're all comrades when it comes down to it. For a lot of us we're the family and friends that we lack in the real world and some of the nicest things I've ever seen have happened on this site.

Anyway all the best with it
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User avatar #6 to #5 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
Oh thanks. And I haven't seen this, but sounds cool.

Old account is old. Must've been here forever.
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#7 to #6 - Jowi (03/18/2014) [-]
Not much older than yours, but yeah I've been here a while. Since '05 i believe but I didn't sign up till they created the **** section haha.

If you're interested in the content it's still 9th on the front page, title "Are you sexy as **** ?"
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#8 to #7 - Jowi (03/18/2014) [-]
and then just change the comment views to most rated and her comments will be amongst the tops I'm sure
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User avatar #9 to #8 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
Oh lol.

Well I created mine in 2011 back when the brony rush sorta started, jumped that fandom but I've fallen out it so to speak.

Hmm... I'll try finding it.
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#2 to #1 - Jowi (02/16/2013) [-]
er... thanks...
 
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