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Jowi

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#60 - yeah but an unskilled HP managed to out-manoeuvre a dragon. I'…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2016 on A tale of epic battles 0
#61 - khepri (05/12/2016) [-]
He avoided the dragon because he had a tight environment he could maneuver through.
As for routing the orcs? Good luck killing Sauron. He's more powerful then Gandalf, by far. On the cosmological power divine scale thing, it goes Eru Iluvatar > Morgoth/Melkor > rest of the Valar > the Maiar (of whom Sauron is a member of) > the wizards.
#58 - No there is a prophecy that very specifically states that only…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2016 on A tale of epic battles 0
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#62 - angelious (05/13/2016) [-]
even IF we take it that there is a magical prophecy that for some reason doesnt allow anybody to kill him it wouldnt matter.

gandalf in the books has enough magical prowess to completely ignore the prophecy, scarlet witch could easily just reality warp the universe so that voldemort simply never existed and superman can just bfr him.


in movie versions, potter verse (if we take the illogical conclusion that voldemort is completely invulnerable to everything and everyone other than the two) then they would beat the tolkiens, but superman and avengers would still be able to bfr him easily.

none of the wizards actually hold anything that can hurt any of the avengers or superman, let alone even hit them (well magic technically can hurt superman...but that would still require superman to let himself be hit, and actually stay dead)
#57 - I know. Hence why I said there are 9 Nazghul and without a rid…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/12/2016 on A tale of epic battles 0
#59 - khepri (05/12/2016) [-]
They obey the nazgul, and Sauron. And, if neither were around, orc flesh is abhorrent, even to things like Shelob. They'd go after the tasty wizardlings long before they'd go after an orc.
#60 - Jowi (05/12/2016) [-]
yeah but an unskilled HP managed to out-manoeuvre a dragon. I'm pretty sure a wizard army would be able to do some damage against unintelligent animals being controlled remotely.
And Orcs are big cowards, all you'd have to do is kill their leaders and they'd run like bitches
#61 - khepri (05/12/2016) [-]
He avoided the dragon because he had a tight environment he could maneuver through.
As for routing the orcs? Good luck killing Sauron. He's more powerful then Gandalf, by far. On the cosmological power divine scale thing, it goes Eru Iluvatar > Morgoth/Melkor > rest of the Valar > the Maiar (of whom Sauron is a member of) > the wizards.
#24 - Or the little things  [+] (2 new replies) 05/12/2016 on Best Moment from an SR-71... +56
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#117 - simonhatesfj (05/13/2016) [-]
You'd know.
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#26 - whatareyouon (05/12/2016) [-]
too much information dude. did not need to know.
#6 - The ****** does not break eye contact until he physically has to 05/12/2016 on When you cross the line +4
#34 - I take the fact that you felt you could post this comment and … 05/12/2016 on Chimps in need are given... +2
#77 - Apparently I did not 05/12/2016 on boss +25
#73 - Why am I getting red thumbed for this? Mario was cheating  [+] (2 new replies) 05/12/2016 on boss -26
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#75 - novus (05/12/2016) [-]
Uh, did you read the comic? They agreed to date other people
#77 - Jowi (05/12/2016) [-]
Apparently I did not
#17 - He does refer to him as Gaben in the letter 05/12/2016 on Seems legit 0
#22 - Having to pass on what role?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/12/2016 on The emotional doctor. +2
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#26 - vvardenfell (05/12/2016) [-]
Pass on as in "pass it on" not "pass on it". I can understand my phrasing was cinfusing.
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#49 - captainprincess (05/12/2016) [-]
From what I heard they asked tennant to do another series and he apparently said he didnt want to
#46 - anon (05/12/2016) [-]
cinfusing what ??