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JoshOwnsAll

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:9/29/2010
Last Login:3/01/2015
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#9 - is nobody going to point out the dude in the back and his mass… 10/17/2014 on What's going on in Japan? +11
#5 - inb4 kill yourself 10/17/2014 on Decision-making of the 21th... 0
#19 - reading the article when: Doctors managed to extract the s… 10/17/2014 on NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE 0
#23 - The problem is that when you try to reason with them using log…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/17/2014 on Effect of Feminism 158 0
#61 - anonexplains (10/17/2014) [-]
It logically requires you to watch this video first:

How to Moonwalk Correctly
#6 - that red ***** is a spy! 10/17/2014 on Shhhhhhheeeeeeeeetttt 0
#7 - my dad and I witnessed the ultimate driving karma ever. We…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/16/2014 on it just feels so good +37
#12 - KnowinglyUnknown (10/17/2014) [-]
Driving karma, you say?
#18731 - God, I try. My normal calorie intake is 1900 daily, and I've b…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/11/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #18733 - marinepenguin (10/11/2014) [-]
Just try to eat a little more calorie wise every day. Your body eventually gets used to it and even starts getting hungrier when it starts getting the fuel it needs. My advice on eating more is to have more big meals a day. Eat a big breakfast, early lunch, late lunch, dinner, then eat before you go to bed. If you eat 800 calories at each of those meals you'll be eating 4000 a day.
#18712 - Ok, so I've got a problem. I've been lifting for about 3 month…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/11/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#18735 - baglesbites (10/11/2014) [-]
If you have a blender you could make homemade weight gainer shakes. Use 2 cups of whole milk, 1.5-2 cups of quick oats, 2-4 tablespoons of peanut butter and some berries or spinach/kale. You could also add greek yogurt or cottage cheese if you want more protein. High fat and high protein foods are going to be your best friend in the long run
User avatar #18717 - marinepenguin (10/11/2014) [-]
Eat more. That's all. Seriously. If you aren't growing then you aren't eating enough food. Count your calories, eat 3500-4000 calories a day. I was 145 at 6'3 in the same condition you are. Now I'm 196 a year later.
User avatar #18731 - JoshOwnsAll (10/11/2014) [-]
God, I try. My normal calorie intake is 1900 daily, and I've been pushing into 2700. I feel sick after eating a little more than what I'm used to. Besides, I never go hungry. I can go a pretty long time without getting hungry, just tired. It's like my body is only fucking with me and my desire to get big
User avatar #18733 - marinepenguin (10/11/2014) [-]
Just try to eat a little more calorie wise every day. Your body eventually gets used to it and even starts getting hungrier when it starts getting the fuel it needs. My advice on eating more is to have more big meals a day. Eat a big breakfast, early lunch, late lunch, dinner, then eat before you go to bed. If you eat 800 calories at each of those meals you'll be eating 4000 a day.
#11 - Considering their sad excuse for medicine ("machitun"… 10/10/2014 on Radom Fact Comp. # 0
#10 - yeah, galvarino did that **** . but then the spani… 10/10/2014 on Radom Fact Comp. # +1
#8 - he was a native tribe boss, so evetything was pretty much done…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/10/2014 on Radom Fact Comp. # 0
User avatar #9 - ieatbengay (10/10/2014) [-]
but how do they stop infection and blood loss?
User avatar #16 - ChewyConor (10/10/2014) [-]
Fire.
User avatar #11 - JoshOwnsAll (10/10/2014) [-]
Considering their sad excuse for medicine ("machitun" look it up) I honestly don't know.
I never thought about it, and that makes his ordeals a lot less believable.
#25 - there's nothing wrong with rare candies. Unlike legendaries, y… 09/28/2014 on competitive battling +2
#21 - You get the invite even if you butcher the whole legion, I believe 09/27/2014 on Fighting Legate Lanius 0
#28 - living in chile is like living under a rock sometimes 09/27/2014 on *Heavy Derping* +4
#13 - why is argentina crushing chile? 09/27/2014 on PolandBall World Map 0
#21 - the **** is that?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/27/2014 on *Heavy Derping* +2
#24 - anonexplains (09/27/2014) [-]
remote controlled vibrating panties. You been living under a rock or something?
User avatar #28 - JoshOwnsAll (09/27/2014) [-]
living in chile is like living under a rock sometimes
#55 - Maybe I'll try it when I'm on vacation from uni. Thanks for the intel! 09/27/2014 on Spines +1
#53 - I imagine there's shorter campaigns and sessions for noobs who…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/27/2014 on Spines +1
User avatar #54 - dndxplain (09/27/2014) [-]
there are pregen campaigns that usually take like six months to finish at 2-3 hours a session. short shit.
User avatar #55 - JoshOwnsAll (09/27/2014) [-]
Maybe I'll try it when I'm on vacation from uni. Thanks for the intel!
#41 - First rule of being rich: stay rich. 09/27/2014 on Broke vs Rich -1
#49 - so you have to "arrange a meeting" with the DM and t…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/27/2014 on Spines +1
User avatar #51 - dndxplain (09/27/2014) [-]
Generally you schedule it ahead of time. usually once a week or once every other week. people who do larger scale sessions will even do once every month. Now that we can do it online (thank you based www.roll20.net/ ) it's a lot less difficult to do.

And generally there's no issues with dropping in and out for some time, as long as it can be explained reasonably in the story (I go back to the in. I stay in camp and rest, et cetera)
User avatar #53 - JoshOwnsAll (09/27/2014) [-]
I imagine there's shorter campaigns and sessions for noobs who are just starting?
D&D really sounds awesome, I'd like to try it out
User avatar #54 - dndxplain (09/27/2014) [-]
there are pregen campaigns that usually take like six months to finish at 2-3 hours a session. short shit.
User avatar #55 - JoshOwnsAll (09/27/2014) [-]
Maybe I'll try it when I'm on vacation from uni. Thanks for the intel!
#47 - How much does an average game last?  [+] (6 new replies) 09/27/2014 on Spines +1
User avatar #48 - dndxplain (09/27/2014) [-]
a campaign or a session.
a session? four to ten hours usually. longer if you're hard core.
a campaign?
anywhere from six months to a year.
User avatar #49 - JoshOwnsAll (09/27/2014) [-]
so you have to "arrange a meeting" with the DM and the other players? what if someone has to leave?
User avatar #51 - dndxplain (09/27/2014) [-]
Generally you schedule it ahead of time. usually once a week or once every other week. people who do larger scale sessions will even do once every month. Now that we can do it online (thank you based www.roll20.net/ ) it's a lot less difficult to do.

And generally there's no issues with dropping in and out for some time, as long as it can be explained reasonably in the story (I go back to the in. I stay in camp and rest, et cetera)
User avatar #53 - JoshOwnsAll (09/27/2014) [-]
I imagine there's shorter campaigns and sessions for noobs who are just starting?
D&D really sounds awesome, I'd like to try it out
User avatar #54 - dndxplain (09/27/2014) [-]
there are pregen campaigns that usually take like six months to finish at 2-3 hours a session. short shit.
User avatar #55 - JoshOwnsAll (09/27/2014) [-]
Maybe I'll try it when I'm on vacation from uni. Thanks for the intel!
#7 - ******* hell, that is beautiful 09/25/2014 on Darth Vader's Real Voice 0
#10 - English education in chile is truly sad. I attended to a b… 09/23/2014 on English level 0
#9 - >argentinian swelling about something.... why am I not …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2014 on English level 0
User avatar #11 - ideletedmyotherone (09/23/2014) [-]
Really, with the economic inflation, it'll be weird not to swell.
#8 - if someone calls you a boludo, or huev√≥n depening on the coun… 09/23/2014 on English level 0

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User avatar #13 - joshlol (11/11/2014) [-]
nice username
User avatar #14 to #13 - joshlol (11/12/2014) [-]
wow i already commented before I'm retarded
User avatar #8 - joshlol (04/18/2014) [-]
hi
User avatar #10 to #8 - JoshOwnsAll (04/18/2014) [-]
hey, what's up?
User avatar #11 to #10 - joshlol (04/18/2014) [-]
I just liked your username
User avatar #12 to #11 - JoshOwnsAll (04/18/2014) [-]
I do believe we have met a couple of times, your username is pretty cool too
User avatar #7 - ljlightfire (09/03/2011) [-]
I LOVE YOUR NAME (my names josh)
User avatar #5 - Grovyle (08/28/2011) [-]
asi q nivel 7? bien jaja keep up those comments
User avatar #6 to #6 - JoshOwnsAll (08/28/2011) [-]
puro esfuerzo
User avatar #3 - omegasoul ONLINE (08/25/2011) [-]
I AM THE CAPS LOCK BRO
User avatar #4 to #4 - JoshOwnsAll (08/25/2011) [-]
yeah, I see that
#2 - omegasoul ONLINE (08/14/2011) [-]
BECAUSE YOU WERE NOT A DICK TO ME ABOUT THE ROLL PICS I HAVE

YOU GET ALL CONTENT thumbED UP
A SUB
AND A AVATAR,THAT I THINK WORKS WELL WITH YOUR NAME
User avatar #1 - DMRlacrosse (06/28/2011) [-]
B.O.S
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