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JoshOwnsAll

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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:9/29/2010
Last Login:7/06/2015
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#115 - when something smells, it's usually the butts I'm not cond…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/06/2015 on Am I being detained? 0
#120 - atomicjojo (05/06/2015) [-]
And that's fine...I would actually agree, personally. but he purposely chose a larger gun to make it obvious out of protest. Just because YOU think there is no need for OTHERS to do it, doesn't give anybody the right to do what these people are doing.
User avatar #143 - JoshOwnsAll (05/06/2015) [-]
maybe I didn't phrase is correctly. What I meant is that open carrying firearms is good, but you'll get shit from idiots. On an everyday basis, I'd say no civilians carries rifles for self defense (I'm not american, so I don't know if people do it there)
This guy is carrying a rifle as protest, he was open to debate, answering questions, etc.
The problem is that the more "noise" somebody makes about something, the less they know, and the less willing to listen they are. That's why these neurotic people follow him around yelling that they don't feel safe. They don't understand, they don't know, etc. Carrying firearms should be done discreetly, to avoid disturbing said people. He made his point, let's hope the authorities will make something good from it.

You should see how it is in my country. If you call the cops because your house is being robbed, they'll leave the station 20 minutes later so they don't face the criminals. If a cop shoots a criminal, he gets into all sorts of shit. If they arrive on time to apprehend the leeches in your house, they're gonna get shot, and they can't shoot back. Crime is off the charts here, a while ago they confiscated an AA gun from somebody.
I'm pro carrying because if the cops can't protect us, maybe we can.
#116 - well, steel melts at 1750ºC, and potassium burns at 770ºC, s… 05/02/2015 on You dun fucked up +4
#54 - w-was that a banana peel thrown at the second tower?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/02/2015 on You dun fucked up +4
User avatar #109 - horsecrab (05/02/2015) [-]
Bananas can't melt steel beams.
User avatar #116 - JoshOwnsAll (05/02/2015) [-]
well, steel melts at 1750ºC, and potassium burns at 770ºC, so no, bananas can't melt steel beams either.
#6 - now THIS is podracing 04/29/2015 on OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY... 0
#27 - its.... awful 04/25/2015 on Ghostbusters dankest meme 0
#30 - was that nikki lauda's ferrari F1? 04/25/2015 on pls no ban +1
#15 - I got my shiny ponyta there 04/25/2015 on Poke 0
#119 - **JoshOwnsAll used "*roll 1, 0-999999999*"** **JoshOwnsAll … 04/15/2015 on Contest (Assassin's creed... 0
#22 - impossible dude, look at that perfectly healthy body. 04/15/2015 on Cringe comp part 3 +3
#32 - If you have a G&P I wouldn't recommend putting a polarstar… 04/15/2015 on HD Gun Pictures Part 2 0
#22 - once you stop airsofting you realize how much money you can sp…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/15/2015 on HD Gun Pictures Part 2 0
User avatar #27 - gawkycrayon (04/15/2015) [-]
But yeah the price is high, the last airsoft thing I invested in was a tank. RC Tiger tank, airsoft too.
Rollin, on the neighbors
rolling like the SS on the eastern front
death is my goal
disorder my will
BBQ a jumpin
Panzers a rollin
Acthung grill!
Fuher Frie!
#24 - John Cena (04/15/2015) [-]
Yeah I have spent like 1000 just on base and havent even gotten a Polarstar yet... Let l lel I have no life. Pic is my g&p vpr which I need a charging handle for
User avatar #32 - JoshOwnsAll (04/15/2015) [-]
If you have a G&P I wouldn't recommend putting a polarstar in it. G&P have excellent internals, if you're going P* at least put it in an aeg which has the best externals you can get, but no money invested in internals
User avatar #26 - gawkycrayon (04/15/2015) [-]
Also whats up with the go pro thing?
User avatar #25 - gawkycrayon (04/15/2015) [-]
Good lord yes, the cost. Major prices for some good things and then things that are just crap and majorly overpriced. I did invest in an airsoft tiger tank. Thing is pretty beast.
#20 - "dude... get the elecric blowback version, it's just like…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/15/2015 on HD Gun Pictures Part 2 +1
User avatar #21 - gawkycrayon (04/15/2015) [-]
Stopped that hobby long time ago, no good areas or people to do it with. Eh, oh well , at least I have caw aw duty to make me a seal team 6 operator
User avatar #22 - JoshOwnsAll (04/15/2015) [-]
once you stop airsofting you realize how much money you can spend on vidya games....
and I'm here waiting for my $300 evike shipment, and later I'm getting some PDI barrels from japan
I'll be broke in no time
User avatar #27 - gawkycrayon (04/15/2015) [-]
But yeah the price is high, the last airsoft thing I invested in was a tank. RC Tiger tank, airsoft too.
Rollin, on the neighbors
rolling like the SS on the eastern front
death is my goal
disorder my will
BBQ a jumpin
Panzers a rollin
Acthung grill!
Fuher Frie!
#24 - John Cena (04/15/2015) [-]
Yeah I have spent like 1000 just on base and havent even gotten a Polarstar yet... Let l lel I have no life. Pic is my g&p vpr which I need a charging handle for
User avatar #32 - JoshOwnsAll (04/15/2015) [-]
If you have a G&P I wouldn't recommend putting a polarstar in it. G&P have excellent internals, if you're going P* at least put it in an aeg which has the best externals you can get, but no money invested in internals
User avatar #26 - gawkycrayon (04/15/2015) [-]
Also whats up with the go pro thing?
User avatar #25 - gawkycrayon (04/15/2015) [-]
Good lord yes, the cost. Major prices for some good things and then things that are just crap and majorly overpriced. I did invest in an airsoft tiger tank. Thing is pretty beast.
#17 - and it's a masada... *operating intensifies*  [+] (9 new replies) 04/15/2015 on HD Gun Pictures Part 2 +1
User avatar #19 - gawkycrayon (04/15/2015) [-]
"its just like real war!" also intensifies
User avatar #20 - JoshOwnsAll (04/15/2015) [-]
"dude... get the elecric blowback version, it's just like the real thing"
airsoft 4 lyfe bruh
User avatar #21 - gawkycrayon (04/15/2015) [-]
Stopped that hobby long time ago, no good areas or people to do it with. Eh, oh well , at least I have caw aw duty to make me a seal team 6 operator
User avatar #22 - JoshOwnsAll (04/15/2015) [-]
once you stop airsofting you realize how much money you can spend on vidya games....
and I'm here waiting for my $300 evike shipment, and later I'm getting some PDI barrels from japan
I'll be broke in no time
User avatar #27 - gawkycrayon (04/15/2015) [-]
But yeah the price is high, the last airsoft thing I invested in was a tank. RC Tiger tank, airsoft too.
Rollin, on the neighbors
rolling like the SS on the eastern front
death is my goal
disorder my will
BBQ a jumpin
Panzers a rollin
Acthung grill!
Fuher Frie!
#24 - John Cena (04/15/2015) [-]
Yeah I have spent like 1000 just on base and havent even gotten a Polarstar yet... Let l lel I have no life. Pic is my g&p vpr which I need a charging handle for
User avatar #32 - JoshOwnsAll (04/15/2015) [-]
If you have a G&P I wouldn't recommend putting a polarstar in it. G&P have excellent internals, if you're going P* at least put it in an aeg which has the best externals you can get, but no money invested in internals
User avatar #26 - gawkycrayon (04/15/2015) [-]
Also whats up with the go pro thing?
User avatar #25 - gawkycrayon (04/15/2015) [-]
Good lord yes, the cost. Major prices for some good things and then things that are just crap and majorly overpriced. I did invest in an airsoft tiger tank. Thing is pretty beast.
#17 - A WEAPON TO SURPASS EVEN METAL GEAR  [+] (4 new replies) 04/15/2015 on ....perfect +216
#19 - newdevyx (04/15/2015) [-]
So, that's why he lost his medical license.
#28 - unfitninjuh (04/15/2015) [-]
But he's an engineer
User avatar #47 - animedudej (04/15/2015) [-]
he has a doctrate? (i dont even know the meaning of the word for the record)
#39 - John Cena (04/15/2015) [-]
he looks like the medic
#43 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2015 on Snu Snu time -1
#49 - stubbyftw Comment deleted by JoshOwnsAll
#47 - you mean... other people beside me corner in mario kart? D… 04/14/2015 on Mario Kart 0
#71 - '14 Ford Focus. Efficient, and so smooth... 10/10 first car 04/14/2015 on Does FJ like cars ? 0
#32 - not enough aeiou john madden and uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu  [+] (2 new replies) 04/13/2015 on Fun times on the Moon +8
User avatar #34 - plokix (04/13/2015) [-]
it' not ghey if it's on the moon.
#28 - We don't get the ecoboost fiesta in Chile. Such a pity, it's t… 04/09/2015 on Such car. wow 0
#24 - Looks sick, bro. I'm not a fan of driving anything with less t… 04/09/2015 on Such car. wow +3
#23 - The fiesta is 1.6 liter, assuming you don't have the ecoboost.…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/09/2015 on Such car. wow 0
User avatar #27 - cuddletug (04/09/2015) [-]
I have the 1.0 liter, love that engine! It has a pleasant sound, accelerates rapidly (what else do you expect with a 3-cylinder) and lies in one of the better handling cars of all time. Specs claim I should be able to reach 23 km; perhaps one day if I feel like driving economically for a long period.

I don't really know about the American Fords, but as far as I know the models sold in Europe since Cosworth: Most of them are great.

That said, I never really got American cars. Big blocks, low output for their size, not very economic, but: thanks to the prior the engine will last longer than the car ever will. A 5.0 liter V8 sounds cool and all, but why not take a smaller Diesel engine? Especially the German ones provide a lot of torque and power, are pretty economical and use a much smaller displacement.
User avatar #28 - JoshOwnsAll (04/09/2015) [-]
We don't get the ecoboost fiesta in Chile. Such a pity, it's the best compact hatchback ever.
In Chile we pay 45% tax on gasoline, and much less on deisel. But, the government passed a luxury tax diesguised as a green tax, making diesel cars (which they claim have higher emissions, yadda yadda) a lot more expensive. We got the F-150 for about half as what you can buy a diesel Ranger today, and it's a better car. So the government figures they're not burning enough of our money, so they make "luxury" diesel cars more expensive because they say they contaminate more. Really, it's because diesel is cheaper. I generally prefer gasoline cars over diesels because of the better throttle response. We needed a pickup truck to move more stuff, and the F-150 was the best bang-for-buck option.
German cars are the best in the world, no arguments there. My dad has had a lot of cars, from a mini cooper s to a Chrysler 300 SRT8 (which he changed the exhaust and air filter to get over 500 HP) and he says that his current VW touareg V8 TDI is the best car he's ever had. bear in mind, he had a jaguar V12 and a BMW 5 series, so his standards are very high. Fuck yeah german automakers
TL;DR diesel cars are twice the price of gasoline cars, our government is a bunch of corrupt idiots, current fords are excellent, and german cars are the best.
#115 - I liked the story of fallout 3 better, but the gameplay of new…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2015 on Leave em for the radroaches 0
User avatar #117 - vashadan (04/09/2015) [-]
Funny thing how BoS and Enclave siders can get along.
#113 - how'd you like new vegas?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/09/2015 on Leave em for the radroaches 0
User avatar #114 - vashadan (04/09/2015) [-]
Loved it, particulary the Dead Money DLC - that shit got me scared and hyped at once, and it has my fav character of the game - Dean Domino.

The best thing about New Vegas is just this one thing - No Gods, No Masters.
tenouttaten would bang again
User avatar #115 - JoshOwnsAll (04/09/2015) [-]
I liked the story of fallout 3 better, but the gameplay of new vegas was a lot more polished. Dead money rocked. it was a bit worse for me, I had the monocyte breeder implant when I entered, so full health was only a couple of hours waiting every time. I also accidentally all my sierra madre chips into .308 rounds. Good thing I use a sniper rifle outside sierra madre.
the dlc I liked the most was lonesome road. the weapons, the characters, the enemies, everything was spot on
User avatar #117 - vashadan (04/09/2015) [-]
Funny thing how BoS and Enclave siders can get along.
#111 - dogmeat is useless as a companion, it's more of a sentimental …  [+] (5 new replies) 04/09/2015 on Leave em for the radroaches 0
User avatar #112 - vashadan (04/09/2015) [-]
True to that, so most of the time i fly solo.
User avatar #113 - JoshOwnsAll (04/09/2015) [-]
how'd you like new vegas?
User avatar #114 - vashadan (04/09/2015) [-]
Loved it, particulary the Dead Money DLC - that shit got me scared and hyped at once, and it has my fav character of the game - Dean Domino.

The best thing about New Vegas is just this one thing - No Gods, No Masters.
tenouttaten would bang again
User avatar #115 - JoshOwnsAll (04/09/2015) [-]
I liked the story of fallout 3 better, but the gameplay of new vegas was a lot more polished. Dead money rocked. it was a bit worse for me, I had the monocyte breeder implant when I entered, so full health was only a couple of hours waiting every time. I also accidentally all my sierra madre chips into .308 rounds. Good thing I use a sniper rifle outside sierra madre.
the dlc I liked the most was lonesome road. the weapons, the characters, the enemies, everything was spot on
User avatar #117 - vashadan (04/09/2015) [-]
Funny thing how BoS and Enclave siders can get along.
#109 - sarge & immortalized dogmeat is best team  [+] (7 new replies) 04/09/2015 on Leave em for the radroaches 0
User avatar #110 - vashadan (04/09/2015) [-]
I prefer more "lively" companionship, and i dont like dogmeat that much, is just not for me.
User avatar #111 - JoshOwnsAll (04/09/2015) [-]
dogmeat is useless as a companion, it's more of a sentimental aid.
And sarge is badass. his lines are so good! I think that when you have fawkes, or jericho as companions the whole "lone wanderer" vibe is lost.
User avatar #112 - vashadan (04/09/2015) [-]
True to that, so most of the time i fly solo.
User avatar #113 - JoshOwnsAll (04/09/2015) [-]
how'd you like new vegas?
User avatar #114 - vashadan (04/09/2015) [-]
Loved it, particulary the Dead Money DLC - that shit got me scared and hyped at once, and it has my fav character of the game - Dean Domino.

The best thing about New Vegas is just this one thing - No Gods, No Masters.
tenouttaten would bang again
User avatar #115 - JoshOwnsAll (04/09/2015) [-]
I liked the story of fallout 3 better, but the gameplay of new vegas was a lot more polished. Dead money rocked. it was a bit worse for me, I had the monocyte breeder implant when I entered, so full health was only a couple of hours waiting every time. I also accidentally all my sierra madre chips into .308 rounds. Good thing I use a sniper rifle outside sierra madre.
the dlc I liked the most was lonesome road. the weapons, the characters, the enemies, everything was spot on
User avatar #117 - vashadan (04/09/2015) [-]
Funny thing how BoS and Enclave siders can get along.

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#17 - murrlogic (05/29/2015) [-]
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User avatar #19 to #18 - murrlogic (05/29/2015) [-]
Evening.
User avatar #13 - joshlol (11/11/2014) [-]
nice username
User avatar #16 to #13 - imnotkickthecat (03/29/2015) [-]
I thought it was you. lol
User avatar #14 to #13 - joshlol (11/12/2014) [-]
wow i already commented before I'm retarded
User avatar #8 - joshlol (04/18/2014) [-]
hi
User avatar #10 to #8 - JoshOwnsAll (04/18/2014) [-]
hey, what's up?
User avatar #11 to #10 - joshlol (04/18/2014) [-]
I just liked your username
User avatar #12 to #11 - JoshOwnsAll (04/18/2014) [-]
I do believe we have met a couple of times, your username is pretty cool too
User avatar #7 - ljlightfire (09/03/2011) [-]
I LOVE YOUR NAME (my names josh)
User avatar #5 - Grovyle (08/28/2011) [-]
asi q nivel 7? bien jaja keep up those comments
User avatar #6 to #6 - JoshOwnsAll (08/28/2011) [-]
puro esfuerzo
User avatar #3 - omegasoul (08/25/2011) [-]
I AM THE CAPS LOCK BRO
User avatar #4 to #4 - JoshOwnsAll (08/25/2011) [-]
yeah, I see that
#2 - omegasoul (08/14/2011) [-]
BECAUSE YOU WERE NOT A DICK TO ME ABOUT THE ROLL PICS I HAVE

YOU GET ALL CONTENT thumbED UP
A SUB
AND A AVATAR,THAT I THINK WORKS WELL WITH YOUR NAME
User avatar #1 - DMRlacrosse (06/28/2011) [-]
B.O.S
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