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Date Signed Up:9/29/2010
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#9 - >argentinian swelling about something.... why am I not …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2014 on English level 0
User avatar #11 - ideletedmyotherone (09/23/2014) [-]
Really, with the economic inflation, it'll be weird not to swell.
#8 - if someone calls you a boludo, or huevón depening on the coun… 09/23/2014 on English level 0
#82 - I want to become an airline pilot when I graduate university. … 09/23/2014 on (untitled) 0
#307 - I've been gone for about a week, and admin's thanking the comm… 09/22/2014 on be the hero of your own life 0
#25 - 10/10 the ******** got a luger 09/12/2014 on anon has an awkward day at... +1
#13 - When I was 5 I read about the sun running out and consuming ea… 09/12/2014 on Travelling through time 0
#16 - isn't he supposed to be a mormon or something like that?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/12/2014 on Vulpes wants his hat back +11
#43 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/12/2014) [-]
Yea
except for the part where he ritualistically slaughters the white legs.

Joshua is not a man of peace
User avatar #62 - imnotkickthecat (09/12/2014) [-]
He fancies himself the Shepard that gets his hands dirty so that his flock do not have to.
#35 - >ps3, no mods 4 me I grabbed all the gold bars, killed …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2014 on Just Fallout Things Comp pt2 0
User avatar #64 - zomaru (09/12/2014) [-]
Not gonna lie, that's smooth as fuck. Although cheating as all hell.
#31 - I managed to take all gold bars, it was close as **** …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/11/2014 on Just Fallout Things Comp pt2 0
User avatar #32 - zomaru (09/11/2014) [-]
I think that's 20 bars at 20 lb each, and isn't the max carry weight only 350? Unless you were using mods.
User avatar #35 - JoshOwnsAll (09/11/2014) [-]
>ps3, no mods 4 me
I grabbed all the gold bars, killed elijah.
Dropped all gold bars (note, they dropped as "Gold Bar (37)" ) shot at it until half of it is poking through the forcefield. I killed elijah, picked up the gold bars from the other side of the forcefield, and did the victory walk to the elevator. I had to try it 6 times until I got it.
User avatar #64 - zomaru (09/12/2014) [-]
Not gonna lie, that's smooth as fuck. Although cheating as all hell.
#15 - and a puddle in the middle because grass has to be watered. 09/09/2014 on Grass Table 0
#3 - actually canadians aren't too fond of south americans, there w…  [+] (13 new replies) 09/06/2014 on Canada's Friends +95
#76 - ordog (09/07/2014) [-]
Yep I knew that would happen. In the case of Colombia the Canadian government started making it extremely easy for anyone to get some kind of residence there, because of it's incredibly low population. I knew that as soon as people noticed this all those low class, poorly educated, criminally inclined people, would start pouring en masse. And as soon as that happened canadians would develop the same kind of rejection one finds in the U.S.
It makes me sad because I love Canada I was there once in an exchange program and I would love to live there, but unfortunately I don't think Canada would love me back.

TL;DR Canada makes it easy for poor south american people to live there, Canada will eventually hate said people.
#74 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/07/2014) [-]
Sort of like what's happening now with all the middle eastern types.
#71 - aywrightinglish (09/07/2014) [-]
Sure were those equatorian niggers .
User avatar #68 - traelos (09/07/2014) [-]
Don't forget the pakis.
#60 - thismustbeseen (09/07/2014) [-]
For context, "not too fond" means when we send them a Christmas card, we don't write anything in it.
User avatar #26 - buttholee (09/07/2014) [-]
All of this is true

source: I'm from Canada
User avatar #4 - zerosonaku (09/06/2014) [-]
I'm canadian and I'm fond of my Brazilian friend
#5 - fatbasturd (09/07/2014) [-]
Do you Fancy him? lol jk
User avatar #6 - zerosonaku (09/07/2014) [-]
What!? ME?! NOT IN THE SLIGHTEST!! I kinda do fancy her
User avatar #27 - ductapeone (09/07/2014) [-]
Awww thats cute, Anon's in love <3
#29 - zerosonaku (09/07/2014) [-]
I'M NOT IN LOVE OK!! Besides she's told me she fancy's another. so I'm out of luck.
#14 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/07/2014) [-]
She got the booty?
#30 - zerosonaku (09/07/2014) [-]
Do the Jewish stereotypically like money? YES
#9 - I don't like where this is going 09/04/2014 on Based Japanese Navy +1
#11 - does water flood into the vagina when girls swim?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/04/2014 on Periods 0
User avatar #15 - CallMeCrisco (09/04/2014) [-]
It can if you jump into the water wrong from a decent height.
User avatar #12 - nudybooty (09/04/2014) [-]
You would have to be pretty damn lose for that happen.

Fun fact, the vagina gets bigger when a woman is on her period. Still not big enough for the average woman to have her vagina flooded with water. She could suck water into her vagina if she really felt like it
#8 - I'm jewish too, and I wasn't offended at all. I was just makin…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/04/2014 on Is this picture racist or... 0
User avatar #9 - chickenbones (09/04/2014) [-]
Oh well that makes more sense. Yeah if an adult had been doing it then sure. But kids are kids and a quarter on the ground is the same as a quarter in a fountain, that guy may have even been about to get onto them, i think the pictures just funny.
#6 - Hell, everyone's greedy, but if it's a jew being greedy, every…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/04/2014 on Is this picture racist or... 0
User avatar #7 - chickenbones (09/04/2014) [-]
It's just a joke man, I 'm not offended and I'm Jewish. I find most stereo types are true to some extent. The reason my dad never got onto me is he had five kids running around everywhere when we went to the mall, considering he was doing his best to keep us quiet, stealing change from a fountain was the least of his worries. Willing to admit I may be wrong about what made you upset
User avatar #8 - JoshOwnsAll (09/04/2014) [-]
I'm jewish too, and I wasn't offended at all. I was just making a point.
Greedy as someone may be, picking coins from a fountain is just self degrading.
User avatar #9 - chickenbones (09/04/2014) [-]
Oh well that makes more sense. Yeah if an adult had been doing it then sure. But kids are kids and a quarter on the ground is the same as a quarter in a fountain, that guy may have even been about to get onto them, i think the pictures just funny.
#25 - simple economics, man. scarcity creates value. And w…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/03/2014 on You are no longer a new fag +1
User avatar #87 - willsabeasts (09/03/2014) [-]
I hate when people tell others how to triforce ._.


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#3 - tripping and borderlands 2... man those two go like peanut but…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/03/2014 on I don't even +7
User avatar #19 - cleavage (09/03/2014) [-]
here's what happened:

we didnt get past level 2, i wouldnt get off a cliff unless i could hold my friends cactus,my friend loaded up a level 39 character and mine was level 1, i ended committing suicide at least 20 times, the tv melted and went very blue, for about 2 hours i kept running away from him and the monsters. it was fun.
#1 - 0:34 ***** knows what's up 09/03/2014 on Remember This..... +1
#8 - because of the fappening 09/02/2014 on Anon sums it up 0
#22 - ouch  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2014 on Reasons I don't travel to... 0
User avatar #23 - legoseed (09/01/2014) [-]
My grown-ass dad cried when he got stung by one a month ago.
#20 - I was aware of sharks and termites, but stinging caterpillars?…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/01/2014 on Reasons I don't travel to... 0
#21 - legoseed (09/01/2014) [-]
They're covered in little spikes that hurt like the emotions of a black man that blew his welfare check when you touch them. One fell out of a tree on my lap once when i was 7 before we went to burger king, ended up going to the doctor's to get a 1.8 centimeter spike out of my thigh.

User avatar #22 - JoshOwnsAll (09/01/2014) [-]
ouch
User avatar #23 - legoseed (09/01/2014) [-]
My grown-ass dad cried when he got stung by one a month ago.
#18 - I've been to florida a good amount of times, and I haven't see…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/01/2014 on Reasons I don't travel to... 0
User avatar #19 - legoseed (09/01/2014) [-]
Everywhere i've been there's always those fuzzy, stinging caterpillars that will feel like you get shot if you touch it. they're tiny, and can be so many different colors.
Mole crickets are also everywhere, too if you dig a small hole. snakes, i always see at least 3 different sharks at beaches, termites create themselves inside your wooden abode, southern women who would rather give up a luxury apartment to go live in a trailer park and have a farm they can't afford aka my mom
and a shitload more.
User avatar #20 - JoshOwnsAll (09/01/2014) [-]
I was aware of sharks and termites, but stinging caterpillars? that's new to me.
#21 - legoseed (09/01/2014) [-]
They're covered in little spikes that hurt like the emotions of a black man that blew his welfare check when you touch them. One fell out of a tree on my lap once when i was 7 before we went to burger king, ended up going to the doctor's to get a 1.8 centimeter spike out of my thigh.

User avatar #22 - JoshOwnsAll (09/01/2014) [-]
ouch
User avatar #23 - legoseed (09/01/2014) [-]
My grown-ass dad cried when he got stung by one a month ago.
#15 - nope, I don't live in the USA. In my country there's almost no…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/01/2014 on Reasons I don't travel to... 0
User avatar #16 - legoseed (09/01/2014) [-]
Here in mid florida west coast it's almost as bad as austrailia.

User avatar #18 - JoshOwnsAll (09/01/2014) [-]
I've been to florida a good amount of times, and I haven't seen any scary bugs. Care to give an example?
User avatar #19 - legoseed (09/01/2014) [-]
Everywhere i've been there's always those fuzzy, stinging caterpillars that will feel like you get shot if you touch it. they're tiny, and can be so many different colors.
Mole crickets are also everywhere, too if you dig a small hole. snakes, i always see at least 3 different sharks at beaches, termites create themselves inside your wooden abode, southern women who would rather give up a luxury apartment to go live in a trailer park and have a farm they can't afford aka my mom
and a shitload more.
User avatar #20 - JoshOwnsAll (09/01/2014) [-]
I was aware of sharks and termites, but stinging caterpillars? that's new to me.
#21 - legoseed (09/01/2014) [-]
They're covered in little spikes that hurt like the emotions of a black man that blew his welfare check when you touch them. One fell out of a tree on my lap once when i was 7 before we went to burger king, ended up going to the doctor's to get a 1.8 centimeter spike out of my thigh.

User avatar #22 - JoshOwnsAll (09/01/2014) [-]
ouch
User avatar #23 - legoseed (09/01/2014) [-]
My grown-ass dad cried when he got stung by one a month ago.
#4 - so THERE'S where I can find those digging nightmare bugs... …  [+] (9 new replies) 08/31/2014 on Reasons I don't travel to... 0
User avatar #13 - legoseed (09/01/2014) [-]
If you live in america, mole crickets are fucking everywhere roughly 2-3 inches under ground

in elementary school i dug a small hole with my friends and found hundreds of these those niggers squirming around
User avatar #15 - JoshOwnsAll (09/01/2014) [-]
nope, I don't live in the USA. In my country there's almost no scary bugs, it's great!
User avatar #16 - legoseed (09/01/2014) [-]
Here in mid florida west coast it's almost as bad as austrailia.

User avatar #18 - JoshOwnsAll (09/01/2014) [-]
I've been to florida a good amount of times, and I haven't seen any scary bugs. Care to give an example?
User avatar #19 - legoseed (09/01/2014) [-]
Everywhere i've been there's always those fuzzy, stinging caterpillars that will feel like you get shot if you touch it. they're tiny, and can be so many different colors.
Mole crickets are also everywhere, too if you dig a small hole. snakes, i always see at least 3 different sharks at beaches, termites create themselves inside your wooden abode, southern women who would rather give up a luxury apartment to go live in a trailer park and have a farm they can't afford aka my mom
and a shitload more.
User avatar #20 - JoshOwnsAll (09/01/2014) [-]
I was aware of sharks and termites, but stinging caterpillars? that's new to me.
#21 - legoseed (09/01/2014) [-]
They're covered in little spikes that hurt like the emotions of a black man that blew his welfare check when you touch them. One fell out of a tree on my lap once when i was 7 before we went to burger king, ended up going to the doctor's to get a 1.8 centimeter spike out of my thigh.

User avatar #22 - JoshOwnsAll (09/01/2014) [-]
ouch
User avatar #23 - legoseed (09/01/2014) [-]
My grown-ass dad cried when he got stung by one a month ago.
#10 - you unlock Kart parts with fixed amounts of coins. also, h… 08/31/2014 on Mario Kart Feels 0
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User avatar #8 - joshlol (04/18/2014) [-]
hi
User avatar #10 to #8 - JoshOwnsAll (04/18/2014) [-]
hey, what's up?
User avatar #11 to #10 - joshlol (04/18/2014) [-]
I just liked your username
User avatar #12 to #11 - JoshOwnsAll (04/18/2014) [-]
I do believe we have met a couple of times, your username is pretty cool too
User avatar #7 - ljlightfire (09/03/2011) [-]
I LOVE YOUR NAME (my names josh)
User avatar #5 - Grovyle (08/28/2011) [-]
asi q nivel 7? bien jaja keep up those comments
User avatar #6 to #6 - JoshOwnsAll (08/28/2011) [-]
puro esfuerzo
User avatar #3 - omegasoul ONLINE (08/25/2011) [-]
I AM THE CAPS LOCK BRO
User avatar #4 to #4 - JoshOwnsAll (08/25/2011) [-]
yeah, I see that
#2 - omegasoul ONLINE (08/14/2011) [-]
BECAUSE YOU WERE NOT A DICK TO ME ABOUT THE ROLL PICS I HAVE

YOU GET ALL CONTENT thumbED UP
A SUB
AND A AVATAR,THAT I THINK WORKS WELL WITH YOUR NAME
User avatar #1 - DMRlacrosse (06/28/2011) [-]
B.O.S
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