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#22 - it's a circumcised guitar... DUH 09/11/2013 on Just learned a new... +5
#4 - "wait... nobody reads the terms and conditions?" 09/09/2013 on Wat u say? 0
#58 - I was going to buy it anyways, but you had me at cardboard box 09/09/2013 on Gotta hand it to this guy... +1
#55 - has the music EVER been bad in a MGS game? but from the fo… 09/09/2013 on Gotta hand it to this guy... +1
#53 - is it good? it certainly looks good  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2013 on Gotta hand it to this guy... +1
User avatar #99 - bonlino (09/09/2013) [-]
the boss fights are magical, man. seriously, the fights are hard, but they are rewarding in the end, since the plot is awesome, and the music is mesmerizing.
#49 - that's from revengeance? 09/09/2013 on Gotta hand it to this guy... +1
#42 - you have to admit that the 50mm smart cannons mounted on destr…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/06/2013 on I'll save you a seat to hell 0
User avatar #175 - Onemanretardpack (09/07/2013) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, WW2 cruisers with those huge cannons give me a massive erection
#7 - it was more of a rethorical question, they have lots of downsi…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/06/2013 on I'll save you a seat to hell +4
User avatar #21 - IamWhoIam (09/06/2013) [-]
To go further, and offer a few arguments...
1. The guns still had decent range but cannot fire past 20 or more miles inland, rendering them ineffective at direct fire missions, which missiles are more than capable of.
2. Bigger boats would have more armor, which allows them to sustain more of a beating, stealth technology could render them more difficult to hit.
3. New props and propulsion systems could fix it a little but your statement still holds true. Naval battles don't really happen anymore and maneuverability doesn't really matter with guided missiles, ships cannot outrun them.
4. This is true, but Carriers are more massive than Battleships, and Nuclear Reactors exist that can power them for 30+ years giving them infinite range.

Battleships still kind of exist, but they're classified by the United States as Heavy Cruisers. I wish that Battlewagons still existed and we could build ships designed for brute for and size, but modern warfare demands accuracy and precision that smaller, faster cruisers, frigates, and destroyers can better deliver.
#4 - why did we stop using massive big bad battlecruisers like the …  [+] (10 new replies) 09/06/2013 on I'll save you a seat to hell +8
User avatar #151 - reginleif (09/07/2013) [-]
Think it's because they were supposedly obsolete. The carriers had enough bombing power and distance to kill off Iowa classes. Not even close to a fair fight.
User avatar #36 - mrblueftw (09/06/2013) [-]
I still think we should have 1 big battleship. They were more of moral weapons then actual weapons. The Vietcong abandoned some battles after the Iowa was put into the war and they saw it.
User avatar #19 - okamiterasu (09/06/2013) [-]
It's really hard to successfully maneuver a battle cruiser through the back streets of a small desert village
User avatar #9 - Onemanretardpack (09/06/2013) [-]
Destroyers have missiles, which are better than the fuckhueg guns on cruisers. And they're also smaller and much faster and easier to man
User avatar #42 - JoshOwnsAll (09/06/2013) [-]
you have to admit that the 50mm smart cannons mounted on destroyers and whatnot aren't as awesome as a 460mm cannon. and, why the fuck not mount 3 of them in a single turret?!
User avatar #175 - Onemanretardpack (09/07/2013) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, WW2 cruisers with those huge cannons give me a massive erection
#6 - slias (09/06/2013) [-]
They're just too big to be effective at naval combat, also more expensive to maintain.
User avatar #24 - turdburgalar (09/06/2013) [-]
Not to mention slow as hell,the ships we have nowadays are like fucking daggers.
User avatar #7 - JoshOwnsAll (09/06/2013) [-]
it was more of a rethorical question, they have lots of downsides:
1) 460mm guns are no longer needed, missiles have longer range, better accuracy, and damage.
2) bigger boat, easier to hit
3) big boats tend to be slow and need lots of space and time to move
4) large, heavy ships need large, heavy engines. (The modern-day Oasis of the seas uses about 1 gallon of diesel per meter travelled, imagine how much did a WWII big-ass battleship used)
User avatar #21 - IamWhoIam (09/06/2013) [-]
To go further, and offer a few arguments...
1. The guns still had decent range but cannot fire past 20 or more miles inland, rendering them ineffective at direct fire missions, which missiles are more than capable of.
2. Bigger boats would have more armor, which allows them to sustain more of a beating, stealth technology could render them more difficult to hit.
3. New props and propulsion systems could fix it a little but your statement still holds true. Naval battles don't really happen anymore and maneuverability doesn't really matter with guided missiles, ships cannot outrun them.
4. This is true, but Carriers are more massive than Battleships, and Nuclear Reactors exist that can power them for 30+ years giving them infinite range.

Battleships still kind of exist, but they're classified by the United States as Heavy Cruisers. I wish that Battlewagons still existed and we could build ships designed for brute for and size, but modern warfare demands accuracy and precision that smaller, faster cruisers, frigates, and destroyers can better deliver.
#44 - what the **** did I just watch  [+] (1 new reply) 09/05/2013 on mind=blown 0
User avatar #46 - blastwave (09/06/2013) [-]
you asked for it.
#43 - thanks a bunch.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/05/2013 on mind=blown 0
User avatar #44 - JoshOwnsAll (09/05/2013) [-]
what the fuck did I just watch
User avatar #46 - blastwave (09/06/2013) [-]
you asked for it.
#20 - how are tiny insects going to react? how long till we're f…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/05/2013 on Pu 0
User avatar #21 - thenez (09/05/2013) [-]
I assume most would just die, but cockroaches and some others would survive.

I would love to see giant ants suddenly spewing fire out of their mouths while the unsuspecting researchers are trying to figure out what the fuck happened.
#23 - source on that gif?  [+] (4 new replies) 09/05/2013 on mind=blown 0
User avatar #43 - JoshOwnsAll (09/05/2013) [-]
thanks a bunch.
User avatar #44 - JoshOwnsAll (09/05/2013) [-]
what the fuck did I just watch
User avatar #46 - blastwave (09/06/2013) [-]
you asked for it.
#18 - it's a worst case scenario. if we could get 1 microgram into e…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/05/2013 on Pu 0
User avatar #19 - thenez (09/05/2013) [-]
Death would not be immediate given a 1 microgram dosage, but it would be certain, as was already true.

I'm pretty sure that we would have time to have some healthy babies without those plutonium particles in their lungs, and I'm sure that large animals would be relatively unaffected by the plutonium, so we could use those large animals as food sources.

I am unsure how resilient most plants are to plutonium, that would be the deciding factor.
User avatar #20 - JoshOwnsAll (09/05/2013) [-]
how are tiny insects going to react?
how long till we're fighting giant fire ants?
User avatar #21 - thenez (09/05/2013) [-]
I assume most would just die, but cockroaches and some others would survive.

I would love to see giant ants suddenly spewing fire out of their mouths while the unsuspecting researchers are trying to figure out what the fuck happened.
#116 - yes. I remember Bionicle: the mask of light, and legends of metru nui 09/05/2013 on oh god yes 0
#114 - several films. I don't know how many exactly  [+] (2 new replies) 09/05/2013 on oh god yes 0
User avatar #115 - iwantasubmarine (09/05/2013) [-]
Full length?
User avatar #116 - JoshOwnsAll (09/05/2013) [-]
yes. I remember Bionicle: the mask of light, and legends of metru nui
#18 - you might be on to something there, OP 09/05/2013 on Ash and Charizard 0
#85 - wow, I had heard that christina had asked the pope for help in… 09/05/2013 on 2nd verse not same as the 1st 0
#83 - he did that?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/05/2013 on 2nd verse not same as the 1st 0
User avatar #85 - JoshOwnsAll (09/05/2013) [-]
wow, I had heard that christina had asked the pope for help in the matter, but I didn't know he chose sides!
#95 - kopaka was the best by far. not only did he have an awesome sw… 09/05/2013 on oh god yes 0
#7 - The toa were: Tahu, Gali, Onua, Lewa, ************ …  [+] (7 new replies) 09/05/2013 on oh god yes +1
User avatar #113 - iwantasubmarine (09/05/2013) [-]
Yes, that's right.

Unfortunately I couldn't collect them at the time, but I did have a few.
I'll mention it to my brother, he'll probably find them.
Good toys those, and I think they made a film about it too.
User avatar #114 - JoshOwnsAll (09/05/2013) [-]
several films. I don't know how many exactly
User avatar #115 - iwantasubmarine (09/05/2013) [-]
Full length?
User avatar #116 - JoshOwnsAll (09/05/2013) [-]
yes. I remember Bionicle: the mask of light, and legends of metru nui
#17 - hoffmanmanman (09/05/2013) [-]
Lewa and Kopaka were my favorite when i would play with my bionicles i would have them argue because they were so different oh childhood how i miss you </3
User avatar #95 - JoshOwnsAll (09/05/2013) [-]
kopaka was the best by far. not only did he have an awesome sword, but a shield as well.
as soon as I got kopaka nuva, I took everything from it and put it on original kopaka.
armor, bigger shield, etc. he was beyond the shit
User avatar #19 - weeeeeeeeeeee (09/05/2013) [-]
Lewa was the best! And I loved Kopaka's shield thing; they were all so similar but yet unique at the same time.
#76 - yeah, and those are the people that the world actually pays at… 09/05/2013 on Dear Europeans, 0
#74 - I just love how argentina thinks the falklands are theirs. … 09/05/2013 on Dear Europeans, 0
#52 - he is what would be a redneck in the zelda universe... 09/04/2013 on Zelda +1
#48 - didn't this happen when you wrote foxtrot, but it *****… 09/03/2013 on Can't into to to. +2
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User avatar #8 - joshlol (04/18/2014) [-]
hi
User avatar #10 to #8 - JoshOwnsAll (04/18/2014) [-]
hey, what's up?
User avatar #11 to #10 - joshlol (04/18/2014) [-]
I just liked your username
User avatar #12 to #11 - JoshOwnsAll (04/18/2014) [-]
I do believe we have met a couple of times, your username is pretty cool too
User avatar #7 - ljlightfire (09/03/2011) [-]
I LOVE YOUR NAME (my names josh)
User avatar #5 - Grovyle (08/28/2011) [-]
asi q nivel 7? bien jaja keep up those comments
User avatar #6 to #6 - JoshOwnsAll (08/28/2011) [-]
puro esfuerzo
User avatar #3 - omegasoul (08/25/2011) [-]
I AM THE CAPS LOCK BRO
User avatar #4 to #4 - JoshOwnsAll (08/25/2011) [-]
yeah, I see that
#2 - omegasoul (08/14/2011) [-]
BECAUSE YOU WERE NOT A DICK TO ME ABOUT THE ROLL PICS I HAVE

YOU GET ALL CONTENT thumbED UP
A SUB
AND A AVATAR,THAT I THINK WORKS WELL WITH YOUR NAME
User avatar #1 - DMRlacrosse (06/28/2011) [-]
B.O.S
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