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#3 - in the spanish dub she says: I was dreaming of ricky! way better 05/16/2014 on Mfw; Being woken up early... +9
#205 - I remember I **** my pants with blair witch proje… 05/16/2014 on Monster Sizes 0
#62 - how's the cloverfield movie? I haven't seen it, but i'm curiou…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/15/2014 on Monster Sizes 0
User avatar #90 - captaintoasty (05/15/2014) [-]
I didn't really like it, mainly because the camera work sucked balls. I know it was for "effect" but, come on. You should still see it though.
#71 - phoenikz (05/15/2014) [-]
it was on free tv this weekend here.
i can recommend you to watch it. for one time it is allright.
beginning is quite boring, but turns into action quite quick and has only few boring scenes at all after the first part.
notice that it's all in "first person" cause one of the actors carries the camera all time, but i think they used this quite good and the story is not so much bullshit like blairwich project. a little bit comparable to REC, which i can recommend as well, if you haven't seen it.
User avatar #205 - JoshOwnsAll (05/16/2014) [-]
I remember I shit my pants with blair witch project... I was 13
#4 - isn't that the emo faggot who gets really mad when he fails wh… 05/13/2014 on he was a skater boy 0
#10 - the car's window is a little open. an open window is broke… 05/13/2014 on I aint taking your shit +1
#50 - that's exactly the kind of answer I was after. thanks!  [+] (9 new replies) 05/12/2014 on Cannon ball in mercury. +7
User avatar #52 - Sethorein (05/12/2014) [-]
The more I learn about biology the more I realize what a fucking chore it is for our body to not just fucking die all the time.
User avatar #98 - mrgordons (05/12/2014) [-]
I realised this the first time I almost died. bodies can survive some amazing shit, only to die to something small by comparison. first time I almost died was liver disease when i was about 13. second time was last year when i broke my leg and ankle
User avatar #99 - Sethorein (05/12/2014) [-]
My body has a maladaptive lack of appetite... I have to consciously tell myself to eat because I never feel hungry. I'll just collapse eventually and be like "oh, guess I'm in a pickle now". Never had any other chronic illnesses though...

everyone calls me manorexic
User avatar #101 - mrgordons (05/12/2014) [-]
I could do with that... feels like I'm always hungry. have epilepsy and I'm autistic. probably a thousand other things wrong
User avatar #104 - Sethorein (05/12/2014) [-]
Ya... I sorta view it as a blessing and a curse. I get to be model skinny and pay next to nothing for groceries per month at the cost of occasionally blacking out 'n stuff and having everyone think I've got an eating disorder... which I guess I kind of do... but not what they think...
User avatar #108 - mrgordons (05/12/2014) [-]
you kinda sorta do have an eating disorder though... maybe you just don't enjoy eating enough to warrant it being important/memorable for you.. I however love food. I like the taste of it
User avatar #109 - Sethorein (05/12/2014) [-]
Food tastes fine I guess. I'm just not hungry. Like... Whatever hormone is responsible for hunger and satiety in my body doesn't exist... So like, I eat the food and it tastes fine, but I don't get satisfied from it, I just do what I have to do to you know... live...

But I mean, I'm not suffering from one of the body image eating disorders is all. They get all the media love.
#135 - robertnoyb (05/12/2014) [-]
So, I heard about this thing called "Soylent", which is a substance/mixture containing everything the body needs leaving no excess, created to completely replace all of your food.
My only problem would be that I generally enjoy eating. The stuff is much much cheaper compared to prepared food (maybe 70-100$ per month total). I'm sure there are other products available, but have you given stuff like that a thought? (I want to try it, but I heard there is a waiting list of a few weeks..)
Another thought, I heard about a man fully living on bird seeds for years (his wife passed away and he didn't see any reason to cook).
Source: Soylent = www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/1azjxz/man_quits_eating_food_invents_substance_called/
birdfood source is missing, but apparently it's not that uncommon anymore
User avatar #111 - mrgordons (05/12/2014) [-]
very very strange. Hormones are cunts, That is all.
#40 - yeah, mercury is poisonous. I never got why, care to explain?  [+] (16 new replies) 05/12/2014 on Cannon ball in mercury. +1
User avatar #143 - baaltomekk (05/12/2014) [-]
It's not just poisonous, it's also an accumulating poison. So, let's say you breathe in some of the vapors, and it's close to a dangerous dose, but not quite enough. Then, you will not have any side effects from the quicksilver you just consumed. But it will stay in your body. Next time you consume just a small dose, you get over the critical line and *bam* you get all of the fucked up problems from a quicksilver poisoning. Naturally, it is really hard to get rid of quicksilver that is already in your body. And as quicksilver fucks up mainly your central nervous system, the damage cannot be undone. There are possibilities to extract quicksilver from the body, but mostly, it will only stop new damage from being done.
User avatar #48 - Sethorein (05/12/2014) [-]
generally speaking, metals become toxic when they interfere with a different ion in your body's normal functions.

Say a weaker bonding metal is used by your body to bind to a specific protein and is expected to dissociate when the function of that protein needs to be executed. If a metal ion that binds quite tightly to that protein, i.e. mercury, enters your body then you've essentially lost that protein's function.

A simple example is carbon monoxide poisoning. Hemoglobin binds to oxygen nicely, but it binds much more tightly to CO. Inevitably all of your blood cells are bonded to CO preventing any oxygen from leaving your lungs, killing you.

Science.
User avatar #168 - Javapenguin (05/12/2014) [-]
Neat, i actually kinda understood that.

I'm glad i was the kid they cheated off in chemistry most of the time.
User avatar #50 - JoshOwnsAll (05/12/2014) [-]
that's exactly the kind of answer I was after. thanks!
User avatar #52 - Sethorein (05/12/2014) [-]
The more I learn about biology the more I realize what a fucking chore it is for our body to not just fucking die all the time.
User avatar #98 - mrgordons (05/12/2014) [-]
I realised this the first time I almost died. bodies can survive some amazing shit, only to die to something small by comparison. first time I almost died was liver disease when i was about 13. second time was last year when i broke my leg and ankle
User avatar #99 - Sethorein (05/12/2014) [-]
My body has a maladaptive lack of appetite... I have to consciously tell myself to eat because I never feel hungry. I'll just collapse eventually and be like "oh, guess I'm in a pickle now". Never had any other chronic illnesses though...

everyone calls me manorexic
User avatar #101 - mrgordons (05/12/2014) [-]
I could do with that... feels like I'm always hungry. have epilepsy and I'm autistic. probably a thousand other things wrong
User avatar #104 - Sethorein (05/12/2014) [-]
Ya... I sorta view it as a blessing and a curse. I get to be model skinny and pay next to nothing for groceries per month at the cost of occasionally blacking out 'n stuff and having everyone think I've got an eating disorder... which I guess I kind of do... but not what they think...
User avatar #108 - mrgordons (05/12/2014) [-]
you kinda sorta do have an eating disorder though... maybe you just don't enjoy eating enough to warrant it being important/memorable for you.. I however love food. I like the taste of it
User avatar #109 - Sethorein (05/12/2014) [-]
Food tastes fine I guess. I'm just not hungry. Like... Whatever hormone is responsible for hunger and satiety in my body doesn't exist... So like, I eat the food and it tastes fine, but I don't get satisfied from it, I just do what I have to do to you know... live...

But I mean, I'm not suffering from one of the body image eating disorders is all. They get all the media love.
#135 - robertnoyb (05/12/2014) [-]
So, I heard about this thing called "Soylent", which is a substance/mixture containing everything the body needs leaving no excess, created to completely replace all of your food.
My only problem would be that I generally enjoy eating. The stuff is much much cheaper compared to prepared food (maybe 70-100$ per month total). I'm sure there are other products available, but have you given stuff like that a thought? (I want to try it, but I heard there is a waiting list of a few weeks..)
Another thought, I heard about a man fully living on bird seeds for years (his wife passed away and he didn't see any reason to cook).
Source: Soylent = www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/1azjxz/man_quits_eating_food_invents_substance_called/
birdfood source is missing, but apparently it's not that uncommon anymore
User avatar #111 - mrgordons (05/12/2014) [-]
very very strange. Hormones are cunts, That is all.
User avatar #41 - kaboomz (05/12/2014) [-]
Mercury poisoning (also known as hydrargyria or mercurialism) is a disease caused by exposure to mercury or its compounds.

Mercury (chemical symbol Hg) is a heavy metal occurring in several forms, all of which can produce toxic effects in high enough doses. Its zero oxidation state Hg0 exists as vapor or as liquid metal, its mercurous state Hg22+ exists as inorganic salts, and its mercuric state Hg2+ may form either inorganic salts or organomercury compounds; the three groups vary in effects.

Toxic effects include damage to the brain, kidney, and lungs. Mercury poisoning can result in several diseases, including acrodynia (pink disease),Hunter-Russell syndrome, and Minamata disease.
#46 - meanyus (05/12/2014) [-]
To expand, Minimata disease is called itai byou in Japanese, which translate to "it hurts disease." I read a book called Toxic Archipeligo that said the name came from citizens of the Minimata prefecture who were hospitalized after waste from plastic production seeped into their water supply. The people would lay in the hospital and all they could say is it hurts, thus the name.

I have no idea if it's true but it was a compelling book none-the-less.
User avatar #53 - Sethorein (05/12/2014) [-]
sounds like a decent horror movie. Entire wards filled with people moaning "it huuuurts"... just add some light flickers 'n stuff and you've got a grade A D-list horror flick.
#4 - trigger discipline. if you're not going to shoot just yet, kee… 05/09/2014 on Every Time at the Range +7
#11 - homeland --> russia russian/finnish war that didn't qui… 05/08/2014 on The most badass lightcycle... 0
#26 - full re-make? but they storyline is going to be new, right?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2014 on Is your body ready for Hoenn? 0
User avatar #27 - corso (05/08/2014) [-]
No. It's a re-make.
#9 - thanks man, have a thumb as a token of my appreciation  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2014 on my first gif 0
#10 - wintergreensixnine (05/07/2014) [-]
no prob bro
#7 - dudes, does anyone have a free site to watch adventure time? …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/07/2014 on my first gif 0
#8 - wintergreensixnine (05/07/2014) [-]
watchcartoononline.com

you need ad blocker though
User avatar #9 - JoshOwnsAll (05/07/2014) [-]
thanks man, have a thumb as a token of my appreciation
#10 - wintergreensixnine (05/07/2014) [-]
no prob bro
#9 - Optus all the way I'm jewish, so i wouldn't give th… 05/05/2014 on Choose your power 0
#6 - well, the internet always draws you to it 05/05/2014 on All the little things.... +54
#3 - not only that, they're unisex! 05/05/2014 on Video Game Logic 0
#10 - I come bearing sauce 05/05/2014 on here is your gif FJ 0
#1 - just started watching vikings, it's pretty good so far 04/28/2014 on When they bring up the... 0
#9 - my guess is that because of this angola also calls itself the … 04/25/2014 on so... flying snakes exist 0
#5 - thanks man.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2014 on Must...protect....virginity +1
#6 - smiletodayy (04/24/2014) [-]
No problem!
#3 - link to the reddit page please?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/23/2014 on Must...protect....virginity +1
User avatar #5 - JoshOwnsAll (04/24/2014) [-]
thanks man.
#6 - smiletodayy (04/24/2014) [-]
No problem!
#2 - that kid looks a lot like me! Minus the armor of course 04/23/2014 on Must...protect....virginity +1
#2 - well, it's a 4runner, and I never expect someone to drive it p… 04/23/2014 on Dog Is God spelled backwards! 0
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User avatar #13 - joshlol (11/11/2014) [-]
nice username
User avatar #14 to #13 - joshlol (11/12/2014) [-]
wow i already commented before I'm retarded
User avatar #8 - joshlol (04/18/2014) [-]
hi
User avatar #10 to #8 - JoshOwnsAll (04/18/2014) [-]
hey, what's up?
User avatar #11 to #10 - joshlol (04/18/2014) [-]
I just liked your username
User avatar #12 to #11 - JoshOwnsAll (04/18/2014) [-]
I do believe we have met a couple of times, your username is pretty cool too
User avatar #7 - ljlightfire (09/03/2011) [-]
I LOVE YOUR NAME (my names josh)
User avatar #5 - Grovyle (08/28/2011) [-]
asi q nivel 7? bien jaja keep up those comments
User avatar #6 to #6 - JoshOwnsAll (08/28/2011) [-]
puro esfuerzo
User avatar #3 - omegasoul (08/25/2011) [-]
I AM THE CAPS LOCK BRO
User avatar #4 to #4 - JoshOwnsAll (08/25/2011) [-]
yeah, I see that
#2 - omegasoul (08/14/2011) [-]
BECAUSE YOU WERE NOT A DICK TO ME ABOUT THE ROLL PICS I HAVE

YOU GET ALL CONTENT thumbED UP
A SUB
AND A AVATAR,THAT I THINK WORKS WELL WITH YOUR NAME
User avatar #1 - DMRlacrosse (06/28/2011) [-]
B.O.S
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