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Date Signed Up:9/29/2010
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#7 - th..those aren't boots???  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2014 on Star Foxaroo 0
#8 - schmaumel (01/12/2014) [-]
In promotional materials for the original SNES game, the entire team had what appeared to be metallic-looking feet and ankles rather than boots. It was theorized that the Star Fox team had their legs amputated and replaced with futuristic prosthetics to prevent loss of consciousness while flying, as gravity tends to force blood away from the brain and toward the lower extremities.

starfox.wikia.com/wiki/Star_Fox_%28team%29
#7 - well you know what they say... carpe diem  [+] (6 new replies) 01/12/2014 on Something fishy +146
User avatar #62 - JoshOwnsAll (01/13/2014) [-]
thanks for top 3 guys!
it's good to see some people still like awful puns
User avatar #59 - brrigg (01/13/2014) [-]
carpe deez nuts.
#36 - crzycuban (01/13/2014) [-]
more like carpe do-em
User avatar #12 - commontroll (01/13/2014) [-]
Seize the fish!
User avatar #8 - whycanticaps (01/13/2014) [-]
more like Carpe Do-em
#37 - crzycuban (01/13/2014) [-]
fuck, this is why i should read the replies before i give mine
#81 - thanks 01/12/2014 on If FJ shuts down 0
#19 - wait... fj may get shut down?? somebody please explain  [+] (3 new replies) 01/12/2014 on If FJ shuts down 0
User avatar #28 - teratorn (01/12/2014) [-]
Addy cant pay the bills.
User avatar #25 - erotictentacle (01/12/2014) [-]
check your inbox
User avatar #81 - JoshOwnsAll (01/12/2014) [-]
thanks
#64 - who the hell are you guys, I'm josh here  [+] (2 new replies) 01/12/2014 on How to get girls on FunnyJunk +6
User avatar #72 - joshlol (01/12/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #95 - chewythewolftwo (01/12/2014) [-]
I feel like a disappointment for being a Josh without a Josh in his username
#21 - let's go deeper. kebab is bomb  [+] (2 new replies) 01/12/2014 on GG everyone -1
#59 - garymuthafuknoak (01/12/2014) [-]
#45 - amegaara (01/12/2014) [-]
that resolution....
#143 - oh man you made my day  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2014 on Link +1
#144 - zecaida (01/12/2014) [-]
my grandma used to tell me that...... too often
#141 - stomach... hands?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/12/2014 on Link 0
#142 - zecaida (01/12/2014) [-]
yeah is like everything ends up becoming shit in them
User avatar #143 - JoshOwnsAll (01/12/2014) [-]
oh man you made my day
#144 - zecaida (01/12/2014) [-]
my grandma used to tell me that...... too often
#139 - macbook, so no games. iphone, no emulators. And i beli…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/12/2014 on Link 0
#140 - zecaida (01/12/2014) [-]
well just for the record, i got the original game but i have stomach hands so my gba turned into shit ages ago
User avatar #141 - JoshOwnsAll (01/12/2014) [-]
stomach... hands?
#142 - zecaida (01/12/2014) [-]
yeah is like everything ends up becoming shit in them
User avatar #143 - JoshOwnsAll (01/12/2014) [-]
oh man you made my day
#144 - zecaida (01/12/2014) [-]
my grandma used to tell me that...... too often
#169 - that's a sweet looking shotgun, dude. we don't get guns li…  [+] (9 new replies) 01/11/2014 on *tips fedora* 0
User avatar #208 - itrinx (01/13/2014) [-]
Can't purchase on the net ?
User avatar #209 - JoshOwnsAll (01/13/2014) [-]
it's very complicated, and expensive. but I'm going to get myself a vfc hk 416 like that
User avatar #210 - itrinx (01/13/2014) [-]
Wow dude i tried one last week, carefull with the trigger because you'll have to fully release it after each rifle or simple shot. The holographic view is awesome btw.
User avatar #211 - JoshOwnsAll (01/13/2014) [-]
how can you not fully release the trigger after a burst or single shot?
User avatar #212 - itrinx (01/13/2014) [-]
Well i don't really know how to explain but you'll see.
User avatar #213 - JoshOwnsAll (01/13/2014) [-]
I don't expect a rifle as expensive as that one to have sticky trigger... does it?
User avatar #214 - itrinx (01/13/2014) [-]
The one i tried must be a little broken so... try it first you'll tell me.
User avatar #215 - JoshOwnsAll (01/13/2014) [-]
thanks for the heads up.
#216 - itrinx (01/13/2014) [-]
#83 - MInish cap is the best handheld LoZ in my opinion. I got i…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/11/2014 on Link 0
#112 - zecaida (01/11/2014) [-]
i finished it today in my android cell phone, download it, you wont regret nothing
User avatar #139 - JoshOwnsAll (01/12/2014) [-]
macbook, so no games.
iphone, no emulators.
And i believe nintendo deserves my money, so I prefer buying games.
#140 - zecaida (01/12/2014) [-]
well just for the record, i got the original game but i have stomach hands so my gba turned into shit ages ago
User avatar #141 - JoshOwnsAll (01/12/2014) [-]
stomach... hands?
#142 - zecaida (01/12/2014) [-]
yeah is like everything ends up becoming shit in them
User avatar #143 - JoshOwnsAll (01/12/2014) [-]
oh man you made my day
#144 - zecaida (01/12/2014) [-]
my grandma used to tell me that...... too often
#154 - it's pretty cold, so that's up to you. don't go swimming i… 01/11/2014 on Wierd Hotels 0
#151 - absolutely. pic related, it's the petrohué river, close t…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2014 on Wierd Hotels 0
User avatar #152 - thegamerslife (01/11/2014) [-]
I'll just go make some popcorn while I wait for the picture to load. lol

also, can you swim in it?
User avatar #154 - JoshOwnsAll (01/11/2014) [-]
it's pretty cold, so that's up to you.
don't go swimming in the running parts, or the very deep ones (sea lions can swim pretty far upstream, I once caught half a salmon while fishing)
#9 - there seems to be a very important member of the team missing.… 01/10/2014 on Ridiculous Cosplay 0
#4 - meanwhile, at apple's HQ  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2014 on Desk Prank Comp +5
User avatar #19 - tipjar (01/11/2014) [-]
I like the way the guy got pranked and is all like
'Does it look like I give a fuck'
User avatar #16 - ohgodwaitimatheist (01/11/2014) [-]
In the future everything is chrome
#90 - you made a great choice. the "cold jungle" in the so…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/10/2014 on Wierd Hotels 0
User avatar #150 - thegamerslife (01/10/2014) [-]
so definitely have the camera charged, then? lol
#151 - JoshOwnsAll (01/10/2014) [-]
absolutely.
pic related, it's the petrohué river, close to huilo-huilo's magic mountain hotel.
took the pic myself.
User avatar #152 - thegamerslife (01/11/2014) [-]
I'll just go make some popcorn while I wait for the picture to load. lol

also, can you swim in it?
User avatar #154 - JoshOwnsAll (01/11/2014) [-]
it's pretty cold, so that's up to you.
don't go swimming in the running parts, or the very deep ones (sea lions can swim pretty far upstream, I once caught half a salmon while fishing)
#54 - congrats man! what made you choose the magic mountain?  [+] (6 new replies) 01/10/2014 on Wierd Hotels 0
User avatar #71 - thegamerslife (01/10/2014) [-]
It looks neat. We planned on going to this tree house thing in portland, but I personally would be a tad uneasy all the way up in a tree. lol
User avatar #90 - JoshOwnsAll (01/10/2014) [-]
you made a great choice. the "cold jungle" in the south of chile is beautiful.
I have been to the baobab hotel, which is connected to the magic mountain. It was one of the best experiences I have had. Brotip: do the canopy tours. they might seem childish, but the sights are awesome.
User avatar #150 - thegamerslife (01/10/2014) [-]
so definitely have the camera charged, then? lol
#151 - JoshOwnsAll (01/10/2014) [-]
absolutely.
pic related, it's the petrohué river, close to huilo-huilo's magic mountain hotel.
took the pic myself.
User avatar #152 - thegamerslife (01/11/2014) [-]
I'll just go make some popcorn while I wait for the picture to load. lol

also, can you swim in it?
User avatar #154 - JoshOwnsAll (01/11/2014) [-]
it's pretty cold, so that's up to you.
don't go swimming in the running parts, or the very deep ones (sea lions can swim pretty far upstream, I once caught half a salmon while fishing)
#53 - connected* ****** up there 01/10/2014 on Wierd Hotels 0
#52 - you forgot the "Baobab" hotel, in chile. it's co…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2014 on Wierd Hotels +3
User avatar #53 - JoshOwnsAll (01/10/2014) [-]
connected* fucked up there
#26 - what's happening in this one? I might be retarded, i don't… 01/08/2014 on Everything sucks +3
#901 - **JoshOwnsAll rolls 47,102** 01/08/2014 on Fantasy Character Creator 0
#15 - that's the one  [+] (6 new replies) 01/07/2014 on Gwyneth knows french 0
#17 - violated (01/07/2014) [-]
à â é è ï ô û ù ç


And such letters that make this language so fun... Unless you have to learn it.
User avatar #26 - regaesnhoj (01/07/2014) [-]
ù .... is never found in the French language.
#32 - violated (01/07/2014) [-]
It is. The word ''où'', for instance, which means ''where''.
User avatar #34 - regaesnhoj (01/07/2014) [-]
Oh yeah ahaa .... That's sad considering I'm fluent in French.
User avatar #35 - violated (01/07/2014) [-]
L'erreur est humaine!
User avatar #37 - regaesnhoj (01/07/2014) [-]
Euh bah oui
#10 - holy **** that was taylor lautner! my basic b… 01/07/2014 on This movie was amazing 0
#9 - je parlez un peu du francais, mais je ne te entendre pas. …  [+] (8 new replies) 01/07/2014 on Gwyneth knows french +1
User avatar #14 - violated (01/07/2014) [-]
ç
User avatar #15 - JoshOwnsAll (01/07/2014) [-]
that's the one
#17 - violated (01/07/2014) [-]
à â é è ï ô û ù ç


And such letters that make this language so fun... Unless you have to learn it.
User avatar #26 - regaesnhoj (01/07/2014) [-]
ù .... is never found in the French language.
#32 - violated (01/07/2014) [-]
It is. The word ''où'', for instance, which means ''where''.
User avatar #34 - regaesnhoj (01/07/2014) [-]
Oh yeah ahaa .... That's sad considering I'm fluent in French.
User avatar #35 - violated (01/07/2014) [-]
L'erreur est humaine!
User avatar #37 - regaesnhoj (01/07/2014) [-]
Euh bah oui
#8 - made me spill my tea. good one sir 01/07/2014 on Gwyneth knows french 0
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User avatar #8 - joshlol (04/18/2014) [-]
hi
User avatar #10 to #8 - JoshOwnsAll (04/18/2014) [-]
hey, what's up?
User avatar #11 to #10 - joshlol (04/18/2014) [-]
I just liked your username
User avatar #12 to #11 - JoshOwnsAll (04/18/2014) [-]
I do believe we have met a couple of times, your username is pretty cool too
User avatar #7 - ljlightfire (09/03/2011) [-]
I LOVE YOUR NAME (my names josh)
User avatar #5 - Grovyle (08/28/2011) [-]
asi q nivel 7? bien jaja keep up those comments
User avatar #6 to #6 - JoshOwnsAll (08/28/2011) [-]
puro esfuerzo
User avatar #3 - omegasoul (08/25/2011) [-]
I AM THE CAPS LOCK BRO
User avatar #4 to #4 - JoshOwnsAll (08/25/2011) [-]
yeah, I see that
#2 - omegasoul (08/14/2011) [-]
BECAUSE YOU WERE NOT A DICK TO ME ABOUT THE ROLL PICS I HAVE

YOU GET ALL CONTENT thumbED UP
A SUB
AND A AVATAR,THAT I THINK WORKS WELL WITH YOUR NAME
User avatar #1 - DMRlacrosse (06/28/2011) [-]
B.O.S
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