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#133 - I know you're not supposed to cry over a cancelled game... …  [+] (5 new replies) 04/07/2014 on Star Wars 1313 +2
User avatar #150 - atrocitustheking (04/07/2014) [-]
I know, man. I know. There was a game I was looking forward to so badly, it was called Heaven vs. Hell. It was an RTS where you could play as either angels or demons, and it looked so damn awesome. No idea as to why it got cancelled, but I wouldn't be surprised if it had something to do with Bible Thumpers getting all butthurt.
User avatar #151 - huntergriff (04/07/2014) [-]
wasn't...wasn't that the game from that one south park episode where kenny is keanu reeves?
User avatar #152 - atrocitustheking (04/07/2014) [-]
Actually, yes.
User avatar #153 - huntergriff (04/07/2014) [-]
I...had no idea that was a thing.
User avatar #154 - atrocitustheking (04/07/2014) [-]
It was GOING to be! You'd think after such exposure would have sped it along!
#14 - wow r00d 04/06/2014 on Fuck you kid +1
#41 - question: where do you guys play D&D? I'm very curious, an…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/03/2014 on Out of context dnd quotes 0
#91 - onewhoobserves (04/03/2014) [-]
roll20.net is pretty good for it
User avatar #68 - hellenkelller (04/03/2014) [-]
At the library with my friends.
User avatar #60 - zekeon (04/03/2014) [-]
Look up maptools, that's what my groups use.
#57 - seymion (04/03/2014) [-]
I normally only play it as a board game
#50 - anonymous (04/03/2014) [-]
roll20.net is the most common one I see people talking about, I've never used it, however.
#10 - he's like: oooOOOOOoohhh... I see how it is.... bitch 03/30/2014 on bitch I'm 2 fabulous 4 u 0
#16 - I think the same, but I say it like this: I don't care wha…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/26/2014 on What if money were no object? 0
#17 - anonymous (03/26/2014) [-]
Exactly! You get paid enough so that you can really enjoy yourself to the fullest extent when you're not working.
User avatar #42 - makotoitou (03/26/2014) [-]
Idea though is that if your job is fun, then you're getting paided for entertainment.
#5231 - why thank you!  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2014 on Are you sexy as fuck? 0
User avatar #5232 - chickun (03/20/2014) [-]
No problem~
#62 - she looks like she's about to kill sirius black 03/20/2014 on Lorde? Is That You? 0
#4997 - I honestly didn't expect getting this much thumbs, or getting … 03/19/2014 on Are you sexy as fuck? 0
#4993 - I don't have a unibrow... it's just the lighting in the picture  [+] (3 new replies) 03/19/2014 on Are you sexy as fuck? 0
User avatar #5230 - chickun (03/20/2014) [-]
oh well then 10/10 no homo

alot of homo
User avatar #5231 - JoshOwnsAll (03/20/2014) [-]
why thank you!
User avatar #5232 - chickun (03/20/2014) [-]
No problem~
#21 - I get you now. the pool is about three meters deep, tops. … 03/18/2014 on The world's biggest pool 0
#2634 - I've been told I'm handsome. So, rate me FJ. I guess i…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/18/2014 on Are you sexy as fuck? +6
User avatar #4997 - JoshOwnsAll (03/19/2014) [-]
I honestly didn't expect getting this much thumbs, or getting thumbs at all!
Thanks everyone!
User avatar #2690 - chickun (03/18/2014) [-]
9.5/10 shave the uni brow and 10/10 only thing wrong
no homo
User avatar #4993 - JoshOwnsAll (03/19/2014) [-]
I don't have a unibrow... it's just the lighting in the picture
User avatar #5230 - chickun (03/20/2014) [-]
oh well then 10/10 no homo

alot of homo
User avatar #5231 - JoshOwnsAll (03/20/2014) [-]
why thank you!
User avatar #5232 - chickun (03/20/2014) [-]
No problem~
#15 - you mean 13.5 miles deep?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/18/2014 on The world's biggest pool 0
User avatar #20 - derpyhuubes (03/18/2014) [-]
Aren't they the same thing,deepness and going downward are the same thing.Ouh but what do I know.
User avatar #21 - JoshOwnsAll (03/18/2014) [-]
I get you now.
the pool is about three meters deep, tops. I've been there.
isn't 13 miles deep a bit too much for a pool?
#14 - in Chile the sea is very violent, and very cold. Not a lot of … 03/18/2014 on The world's biggest pool 0
#13 - nope, it's in Algarrobo, Chile, south america. 03/18/2014 on The world's biggest pool 0
#22 - how about Domino squad? feels all the way  [+] (5 new replies) 03/17/2014 on 212th Battalion +5
User avatar #23 - erpee (03/17/2014) [-]
Fives was my favorite from the beginning, it was still a huge shocker when they killed Echo on his first fucking mission as an ARC Trooper.
User avatar #31 - huntergriff (03/17/2014) [-]
If it's any consolation, In March 2014, following the release of the sixth and final season of The Clone Wars, Supervising Director Dave Filoni mentioned that Echo survived the events of "Counterattack."[18] According to Series Writer Brent Friedman, the character was to be featured in an arc that he wrote focusing on a team of experimental clone commandos,[19][20] which would have premiered the series' seventh season had it been produced.[21]
#34 - erpee (03/17/2014) [-]
You guys just made my day.
#35 - huntergriff (03/17/2014) [-]
No problem, señor

#99 - sorry, this is going to be a long one. Not as much as in v… 03/15/2014 on powerful stuff 0
#97 - I'm not from venezuela. But I know people there, I told you wh…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/15/2014 on powerful stuff 0
User avatar #98 - jewishcommunazi (03/15/2014) [-]
"The venezuelan government should start minding it's own business instead of blaming everyone else for its problems."
To be fair, that seems to be common procedure among politicians everywhere.
User avatar #99 - JoshOwnsAll (03/15/2014) [-]
sorry, this is going to be a long one.
Not as much as in venezuela. In Chile they blame the previous governments, in Argentina they blame the british because they believe the falklands belong to them, arab extremist countries blame america, etc. At least most countries try to solve their internal issues. In venezuela people can't decide what to buy. the government tells them what to buy, and there's shortages everywhere. #1 shortage? take a wild guess. Motherfucking toilet paper. In the end, the sad truth is that we south americans are lazy bums that choose their governments depending on who will give away more stuff. Thus, mediocre governments with no interest for improving the country's economy (and that improves the country's quality of life) are elected.
Just recently Michelle Bachelet was reelected in Chile. She claims that she will improve the economy, but on the other hand she's eliminating chapter 14, a law which states that foreign capitals don't have to pay taxes when entering the country, ergo scaring away the little foreign investments we had. Don't get me wrong, Chile is a great place to live, I just wish the people were a little more concerned about the wellbeing of the country.
#95 - Maduro is a bus driver playing populist president. no kidding.…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/15/2014 on powerful stuff 0
User avatar #96 - jewishcommunazi (03/15/2014) [-]
Who do you think would be a better choice than Maduro by the way?
User avatar #97 - JoshOwnsAll (03/15/2014) [-]
I'm not from venezuela. But I know people there, I told you what they told me. I honestly think anyone could do a better job as president than that dumbass, but Capriles is as much of an asshole as Caduro. The venezuelan government should start minding it's own business instead of blaming everyone else for its problems.
User avatar #98 - jewishcommunazi (03/15/2014) [-]
"The venezuelan government should start minding it's own business instead of blaming everyone else for its problems."
To be fair, that seems to be common procedure among politicians everywhere.
User avatar #99 - JoshOwnsAll (03/15/2014) [-]
sorry, this is going to be a long one.
Not as much as in venezuela. In Chile they blame the previous governments, in Argentina they blame the british because they believe the falklands belong to them, arab extremist countries blame america, etc. At least most countries try to solve their internal issues. In venezuela people can't decide what to buy. the government tells them what to buy, and there's shortages everywhere. #1 shortage? take a wild guess. Motherfucking toilet paper. In the end, the sad truth is that we south americans are lazy bums that choose their governments depending on who will give away more stuff. Thus, mediocre governments with no interest for improving the country's economy (and that improves the country's quality of life) are elected.
Just recently Michelle Bachelet was reelected in Chile. She claims that she will improve the economy, but on the other hand she's eliminating chapter 14, a law which states that foreign capitals don't have to pay taxes when entering the country, ergo scaring away the little foreign investments we had. Don't get me wrong, Chile is a great place to live, I just wish the people were a little more concerned about the wellbeing of the country.
#77 - not to mention that maduro has driven the country to the brink of war  [+] (8 new replies) 03/15/2014 on powerful stuff 0
User avatar #91 - jewishcommunazi (03/15/2014) [-]
I don't understand much of what's happening there, what did he do?
User avatar #100 - theronmasteh (03/15/2014) [-]
Venezuelan here. It's somewhat complex, so I'll do my best to keep it short:

Chavez reigns. Does overall good stuff, but messes up with the big companies. Starts to get bad name from the 'imperialists'.

Chavez dies. He orders the 'people' to vote for Maduro, as he was the guy he had most confidence on, despite not even having completed High School (Maduro).

Maduro "wins" by electoral fraud. 2-Day-Riot begins, right-party leader gives up instantly (Capriles). People does not want Maduro, but ALL powers are controlled by the left. Frustration increases while there's nothing we can do.

Actress 'Monica Spear' dies (forgot exact date. January?), gets all media coverage, reminding us and the world how dangerous Venezuela became with the last years.

February 12 we do a protest in remembrance of Monica. Turns into a police/military conflict.

The next day we do a protest for the previous day clash, demanding answers for Monica, AND the excessive force of the pacific protest. The conflict intensifies.

The next day repeats the previous one, very slowly adding up the previous facts: Dangerous streets, lack of food, lack of toilet paper, lack of foreign currency, etc.

And the clash keeps going on and on and on and on, the only window we have for Maduro to give up the presidence.
User avatar #95 - JoshOwnsAll (03/15/2014) [-]
Maduro is a bus driver playing populist president. no kidding. The students have had it with his shit, and want a more democratic country, with better education, but all Maduro does is bitch about capitalists this, capitalists that (thus winning the common folk)
User avatar #96 - jewishcommunazi (03/15/2014) [-]
Who do you think would be a better choice than Maduro by the way?
User avatar #97 - JoshOwnsAll (03/15/2014) [-]
I'm not from venezuela. But I know people there, I told you what they told me. I honestly think anyone could do a better job as president than that dumbass, but Capriles is as much of an asshole as Caduro. The venezuelan government should start minding it's own business instead of blaming everyone else for its problems.
User avatar #98 - jewishcommunazi (03/15/2014) [-]
"The venezuelan government should start minding it's own business instead of blaming everyone else for its problems."
To be fair, that seems to be common procedure among politicians everywhere.
User avatar #99 - JoshOwnsAll (03/15/2014) [-]
sorry, this is going to be a long one.
Not as much as in venezuela. In Chile they blame the previous governments, in Argentina they blame the british because they believe the falklands belong to them, arab extremist countries blame america, etc. At least most countries try to solve their internal issues. In venezuela people can't decide what to buy. the government tells them what to buy, and there's shortages everywhere. #1 shortage? take a wild guess. Motherfucking toilet paper. In the end, the sad truth is that we south americans are lazy bums that choose their governments depending on who will give away more stuff. Thus, mediocre governments with no interest for improving the country's economy (and that improves the country's quality of life) are elected.
Just recently Michelle Bachelet was reelected in Chile. She claims that she will improve the economy, but on the other hand she's eliminating chapter 14, a law which states that foreign capitals don't have to pay taxes when entering the country, ergo scaring away the little foreign investments we had. Don't get me wrong, Chile is a great place to live, I just wish the people were a little more concerned about the wellbeing of the country.
#93 - anonymous (03/15/2014) [-]
if the references to colombia are true, then the kid probably lost a kilo of coke and had to apologize to his family at dinner after fighting dad the corrupt narcotics/riot officer that was gonna get the product
#31 - I lose it everytime soos opens his mouth 03/12/2014 on (untitled) 0
#30 - if there's something that toyota does better than anyone, it's… 03/12/2014 on (untitled) +1
#178 - trail of broken hearts - dragonforce 03/10/2014 on Fucked by a knife +1
#69 - I'm not sure anybody likes argentina, man... Though I woul… 03/09/2014 on The Euro family +1
#14 - car and driver is the **** 03/08/2014 on cars that actually exist +1
#26 - cool story bro 03/08/2014 on Yo te sacrificar al jefe... 0
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User avatar #8 - joshlol (04/18/2014) [-]
hi
User avatar #10 to #8 - JoshOwnsAll (04/18/2014) [-]
hey, what's up?
User avatar #11 to #10 - joshlol (04/18/2014) [-]
I just liked your username
User avatar #12 to #11 - JoshOwnsAll (04/18/2014) [-]
I do believe we have met a couple of times, your username is pretty cool too
User avatar #7 - ljlightfire (09/03/2011) [-]
I LOVE YOUR NAME (my names josh)
User avatar #5 - Grovyle (08/28/2011) [-]
asi q nivel 7? bien jaja keep up those comments
User avatar #6 to #6 - JoshOwnsAll (08/28/2011) [-]
puro esfuerzo
User avatar #3 - omegasoul (08/25/2011) [-]
I AM THE CAPS LOCK BRO
User avatar #4 to #4 - JoshOwnsAll (08/25/2011) [-]
yeah, I see that
#2 - omegasoul (08/14/2011) [-]
BECAUSE YOU WERE NOT A DICK TO ME ABOUT THE ROLL PICS I HAVE

YOU GET ALL CONTENT thumbED UP
A SUB
AND A AVATAR,THAT I THINK WORKS WELL WITH YOUR NAME
User avatar #1 - DMRlacrosse (06/28/2011) [-]
B.O.S
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