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JoshOwnsAll

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:9/29/2010
Last Login:5/04/2015
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#42 - I loved the mechanics of new vegas more than fallout 3, but th…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/19/2014 on Manliest 0
User avatar #43 - dndxplain (10/19/2014) [-]
I prefer the story and ambiance of new vegas, as well as its mechanics. I just like the 'population' of fallout 3 more. there's more to do
User avatar #44 - JoshOwnsAll (10/19/2014) [-]
the inclusion of gambling was brilliant, but maybe you could earn a little too much money
User avatar #45 - dndxplain (10/19/2014) [-]
due to accidentallyspending an entire 24 out of game hours gambling, I now have more than the maximum displayable caps
User avatar #46 - JoshOwnsAll (10/19/2014) [-]
It sucks when you get kicked out of the casinos though. It's not my fault that my character has high luck actually it is
User avatar #47 - dndxplain (10/19/2014) [-]
>getting kicked out of casinos

this faggot also doesn't even sierra madre
#40 - indeed. unless you're carrying a metal blaster, or a…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/19/2014 on Manliest 0
User avatar #41 - dndxplain (10/19/2014) [-]
this faggot doesn't even antimaterial rifle
User avatar #42 - JoshOwnsAll (10/19/2014) [-]
I loved the mechanics of new vegas more than fallout 3, but the story in fallout 3 was gold. being thelizardlord and deathclaws the subject, I assumed we were talking about fallout 3. you know how he gets about new vegas
User avatar #43 - dndxplain (10/19/2014) [-]
I prefer the story and ambiance of new vegas, as well as its mechanics. I just like the 'population' of fallout 3 more. there's more to do
User avatar #44 - JoshOwnsAll (10/19/2014) [-]
the inclusion of gambling was brilliant, but maybe you could earn a little too much money
User avatar #45 - dndxplain (10/19/2014) [-]
due to accidentallyspending an entire 24 out of game hours gambling, I now have more than the maximum displayable caps
User avatar #46 - JoshOwnsAll (10/19/2014) [-]
It sucks when you get kicked out of the casinos though. It's not my fault that my character has high luck actually it is
User avatar #47 - dndxplain (10/19/2014) [-]
>getting kicked out of casinos

this faggot also doesn't even sierra madre
#38 - bruh, I pre-date thelizardlord by eons He's a pretty cool …  [+] (9 new replies) 10/19/2014 on Manliest 0
User avatar #39 - dndxplain (10/19/2014) [-]
"what do you call a fear of deathclaws"
"common sense"
User avatar #40 - JoshOwnsAll (10/19/2014) [-]
indeed.
unless you're carrying a metal blaster, or a gauss rifle. then it's just a duck hunt.
User avatar #41 - dndxplain (10/19/2014) [-]
this faggot doesn't even antimaterial rifle
User avatar #42 - JoshOwnsAll (10/19/2014) [-]
I loved the mechanics of new vegas more than fallout 3, but the story in fallout 3 was gold. being thelizardlord and deathclaws the subject, I assumed we were talking about fallout 3. you know how he gets about new vegas
User avatar #43 - dndxplain (10/19/2014) [-]
I prefer the story and ambiance of new vegas, as well as its mechanics. I just like the 'population' of fallout 3 more. there's more to do
User avatar #44 - JoshOwnsAll (10/19/2014) [-]
the inclusion of gambling was brilliant, but maybe you could earn a little too much money
User avatar #45 - dndxplain (10/19/2014) [-]
due to accidentallyspending an entire 24 out of game hours gambling, I now have more than the maximum displayable caps
User avatar #46 - JoshOwnsAll (10/19/2014) [-]
It sucks when you get kicked out of the casinos though. It's not my fault that my character has high luck actually it is
User avatar #47 - dndxplain (10/19/2014) [-]
>getting kicked out of casinos

this faggot also doesn't even sierra madre
#19 - I've survived several slips in the shower, and I've only gotte… 10/19/2014 on Manliest 0
#4 - I used to use loofas... until a spider dropped from inside one…  [+] (14 new replies) 10/18/2014 on Manliest +1
User avatar #27 - dndxplain (10/19/2014) [-]
thelizardlord I found your scribe
User avatar #38 - JoshOwnsAll (10/19/2014) [-]
bruh, I pre-date thelizardlord by eons
He's a pretty cool dude, eh desintegrates the enclave and doesn't afraid of anything.
except for deathclaws, maybe.
User avatar #39 - dndxplain (10/19/2014) [-]
"what do you call a fear of deathclaws"
"common sense"
User avatar #40 - JoshOwnsAll (10/19/2014) [-]
indeed.
unless you're carrying a metal blaster, or a gauss rifle. then it's just a duck hunt.
User avatar #41 - dndxplain (10/19/2014) [-]
this faggot doesn't even antimaterial rifle
User avatar #42 - JoshOwnsAll (10/19/2014) [-]
I loved the mechanics of new vegas more than fallout 3, but the story in fallout 3 was gold. being thelizardlord and deathclaws the subject, I assumed we were talking about fallout 3. you know how he gets about new vegas
User avatar #43 - dndxplain (10/19/2014) [-]
I prefer the story and ambiance of new vegas, as well as its mechanics. I just like the 'population' of fallout 3 more. there's more to do
User avatar #44 - JoshOwnsAll (10/19/2014) [-]
the inclusion of gambling was brilliant, but maybe you could earn a little too much money
User avatar #45 - dndxplain (10/19/2014) [-]
due to accidentallyspending an entire 24 out of game hours gambling, I now have more than the maximum displayable caps
User avatar #46 - JoshOwnsAll (10/19/2014) [-]
It sucks when you get kicked out of the casinos though. It's not my fault that my character has high luck actually it is
User avatar #47 - dndxplain (10/19/2014) [-]
>getting kicked out of casinos

this faggot also doesn't even sierra madre
User avatar #18 - payseht (10/19/2014) [-]
How are you still alive...?
My first reaction would probably result in a cracked skull
User avatar #19 - JoshOwnsAll (10/19/2014) [-]
I've survived several slips in the shower, and I've only gotten a couple of bruises and a funny story. I honestly don't believe how have I lived this long
#9 - octagon (10/19/2014) [-]
FFFFF Screw that
#1 - I've got reggie on my wall 10/17/2014 on He sees you when you're... 0
#9 - Play depression quest Nah man, joke set aside, it's just a… 10/17/2014 on My family 0
#38 - **JoshOwnsAll rolled image ** 10/17/2014 on Comic-Con 0
#9 - is nobody going to point out the dude in the back and his mass… 10/17/2014 on What's going on in Japan? +11
#5 - inb4 kill yourself 10/17/2014 on Decision-making of the 21th... 0
#19 - reading the article when: Doctors managed to extract the s… 10/17/2014 on NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE 0
#23 - The problem is that when you try to reason with them using log…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/17/2014 on Effect of Feminism 158 0
#61 - Ken M (10/17/2014) [-]
It logically requires you to watch this video first:

How to Moonwalk Correctly
#6 - that red ***** is a spy! 10/17/2014 on Shhhhhhheeeeeeeeetttt 0
#7 - my dad and I witnessed the ultimate driving karma ever. We…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/16/2014 on it just feels so good +37
#12 - KnowinglyUnknown (10/17/2014) [-]
Driving karma, you say?
#18731 - God, I try. My normal calorie intake is 1900 daily, and I've b…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/11/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #18733 - marinepenguin (10/11/2014) [-]
Just try to eat a little more calorie wise every day. Your body eventually gets used to it and even starts getting hungrier when it starts getting the fuel it needs. My advice on eating more is to have more big meals a day. Eat a big breakfast, early lunch, late lunch, dinner, then eat before you go to bed. If you eat 800 calories at each of those meals you'll be eating 4000 a day.
#18712 - Ok, so I've got a problem. I've been lifting for about 3 month…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/11/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#18735 - baglesbites (10/11/2014) [-]
If you have a blender you could make homemade weight gainer shakes. Use 2 cups of whole milk, 1.5-2 cups of quick oats, 2-4 tablespoons of peanut butter and some berries or spinach/kale. You could also add greek yogurt or cottage cheese if you want more protein. High fat and high protein foods are going to be your best friend in the long run
User avatar #18717 - marinepenguin (10/11/2014) [-]
Eat more. That's all. Seriously. If you aren't growing then you aren't eating enough food. Count your calories, eat 3500-4000 calories a day. I was 145 at 6'3 in the same condition you are. Now I'm 196 a year later.
User avatar #18731 - JoshOwnsAll (10/11/2014) [-]
God, I try. My normal calorie intake is 1900 daily, and I've been pushing into 2700. I feel sick after eating a little more than what I'm used to. Besides, I never go hungry. I can go a pretty long time without getting hungry, just tired. It's like my body is only fucking with me and my desire to get big
User avatar #18733 - marinepenguin (10/11/2014) [-]
Just try to eat a little more calorie wise every day. Your body eventually gets used to it and even starts getting hungrier when it starts getting the fuel it needs. My advice on eating more is to have more big meals a day. Eat a big breakfast, early lunch, late lunch, dinner, then eat before you go to bed. If you eat 800 calories at each of those meals you'll be eating 4000 a day.
#11 - Considering their sad excuse for medicine ("machitun"… 10/10/2014 on Radom Fact Comp. # 0
#10 - yeah, galvarino did that **** . but then the spanish cap… 10/10/2014 on Radom Fact Comp. # +1
#8 - he was a native tribe boss, so evetything was pretty much done…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/10/2014 on Radom Fact Comp. # 0
User avatar #9 - ieatbengay (10/10/2014) [-]
but how do they stop infection and blood loss?
User avatar #16 - ChewyConor (10/10/2014) [-]
Fire.
User avatar #11 - JoshOwnsAll (10/10/2014) [-]
Considering their sad excuse for medicine ("machitun" look it up) I honestly don't know.
I never thought about it, and that makes his ordeals a lot less believable.
#25 - there's nothing wrong with rare candies. Unlike legendaries, y… 09/28/2014 on competitive battling +2
#21 - You get the invite even if you butcher the whole legion, I believe 09/27/2014 on Fighting Legate Lanius 0
#28 - living in chile is like living under a rock sometimes 09/27/2014 on *Heavy Derping* +4
#13 - why is argentina crushing chile? 09/27/2014 on PolandBall World Map 0
#21 - the **** is that?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/27/2014 on *Heavy Derping* +2
#24 - Ken M (09/27/2014) [-]
remote controlled vibrating panties. You been living under a rock or something?
User avatar #28 - JoshOwnsAll (09/27/2014) [-]
living in chile is like living under a rock sometimes
#55 - Maybe I'll try it when I'm on vacation from uni. Thanks for the intel! 09/27/2014 on Spines +1

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User avatar #13 - joshlol (11/11/2014) [-]
nice username
User avatar #16 to #13 - imnotkickthecat (03/29/2015) [-]
I thought it was you. lol
User avatar #14 to #13 - joshlol (11/12/2014) [-]
wow i already commented before I'm retarded
User avatar #8 - joshlol (04/18/2014) [-]
hi
User avatar #10 to #8 - JoshOwnsAll (04/18/2014) [-]
hey, what's up?
User avatar #11 to #10 - joshlol (04/18/2014) [-]
I just liked your username
User avatar #12 to #11 - JoshOwnsAll (04/18/2014) [-]
I do believe we have met a couple of times, your username is pretty cool too
User avatar #7 - ljlightfire (09/03/2011) [-]
I LOVE YOUR NAME (my names josh)
User avatar #5 - Grovyle (08/28/2011) [-]
asi q nivel 7? bien jaja keep up those comments
User avatar #6 to #6 - JoshOwnsAll (08/28/2011) [-]
puro esfuerzo
User avatar #3 - omegasoul (08/25/2011) [-]
I AM THE CAPS LOCK BRO
User avatar #4 to #4 - JoshOwnsAll (08/25/2011) [-]
yeah, I see that
#2 - omegasoul (08/14/2011) [-]
BECAUSE YOU WERE NOT A DICK TO ME ABOUT THE ROLL PICS I HAVE

YOU GET ALL CONTENT thumbED UP
A SUB
AND A AVATAR,THAT I THINK WORKS WELL WITH YOUR NAME
User avatar #1 - DMRlacrosse (06/28/2011) [-]
B.O.S
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