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#69 - There are a number of reasons why this isn't real and i have n… 08/18/2014 on UUUhhh nice bootey 0
#13 - Same here. First episode was ******* awesome. The… 08/18/2014 on Title +1
#47 - Superb content. Superb. 08/16/2014 on Crazy Paul +5
#64 - Justice boner 08/16/2014 on ☑REKT +1
#95 - get rekt 08/15/2014 on What's some popular free... 0
#14 - see strange animal think "what the **** … 08/15/2014 on yo calm your tits +2
#463 - I have been deprived of online gaming for too long... 08/15/2014 on Xbox 3 month give away 0
#6 - As a brit living in the UK i have never owned a gun or any kin…  [+] (9 new replies) 08/14/2014 on Mother Russia +7
User avatar #29 - beerbeerbeer (08/14/2014) [-]
It totally is.
User avatar #15 - roliga (08/14/2014) [-]
A few thousand rounds isn't a lot. A shoebox will hold around one - two thousand AK rounds.
#10 - theguardplayer (08/14/2014) [-]
If you're going to a range or something with it you think "Fuck yeah i'm gonna shoot me some guns."

If you're keeping it for protection you think "I could take on the army right now"
#9 - Anonomousthirteen (08/14/2014) [-]
I live in Texas, and yes, yes it is.

And as my sole political statement for the night, I'd rather get shot than be stabbed. Both are painful, but bullets make you deader faster. And that's why I live in 'Murca instead of someplace like London.
#34 - ihateemo (08/14/2014) [-]
I would like to take this time to point out that there is actually a human so stupid that they think being shot, by a chunk of burning lead going over the speed of sound, would hurt less than being stabbed.
#11 - anonymous (08/14/2014) [-]
You survive stabbings. You rarely survive shootings. Mass "stabbings" at schools don't kill anyone, maybe 1 or 2 people die in a crazy, unlikely stabbing. Shootings kill 10s of people easily.

You have guns, that's your right in your country, that's great, but you sound a bit crazy.
#18 - anonymous (08/14/2014) [-]
www.uphs.upenn.edu/news/News_Releases/2014/01/band/

You have the same chance of surviving a gunshot wound as you do a stab wound.
#12 - Anonomousthirteen (08/14/2014) [-]
I dunno, I kind of see it as a fuckton of Neanderthals trying to ban slingshots... The technology exists, and always will, and there'll always be some crazy bastard who will use it to kill other people, so banning it really only removes it from the law-abiding citizens. I mean, the way Britain did it does work, but the levels of violence in London and Glasgow especially are remarkably high.

I guess I'd rather have a higher chance of being shot and the ability to defend myself than a higher chance of being stabbed and no reliable defense. But that's just me.


Also, I did a little bit of research, and survival rates for handgun and "assault weapon" wounds are comparable to those of knife wounds. Although I will go ahead and say that "assault weapons" do put more holes into a person. Also long guns have a remarkable 70% kill rate.
Here's the source: scienceblogs.com/deltoid/1997/02/24/knives-00006/
#35 - ihateemo (08/14/2014) [-]
This guy is clearly a kid who has no cognitive ability to think logically yet.

Guns can kill more people at a faster and more reliable rate than a fucking knife. I am pro gun but to deny that is ignorant.

No one cares about the survival rate of stabbing verse shooting because it is a hell of a lot harder for someone to stab me 2 blocks away than it is for them to shoot me.

In terms of self defense i understand what you are saying but fighting someone with a knife is still easier and safer for everyone around than 2 men shooting at each other in the middle of the street.
#3 - Its called quantum non-locality and that is not it. 0/10 …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2014 on Roly Poly +7
User avatar #6 - djequalizee (08/14/2014) [-]
Local or non-local it's still quantum entanglement.

And no it's not but it's a good simple physical representation of how it works, kinda. Same general idea.
#19 - How ******* dare they directly steal something or… 08/13/2014 on Backwards b "d" omg +1

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#1 - lucatheawsome (04/15/2011) [-]
hey jonny u jelly of ma blue text?
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