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I'm either going as solarParadox or whimsicalSketcher for my pesterchum. hmmm :|

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#119 - Jolt (09/14/2011) [-]
**Jolt rolled a random image** I have decided that I will roll untill I get a homestuck image.
through ponies and random **** and irrelevant .gifs I go.
#120 to #143 - Jolt (09/14/2011) [-]
**Jolt rolled a random image** axel, nice
#121 to #144 - Jolt (09/14/2011) [-]
**Jolt rolled a random image** 0_0
what the ****
#122 to #145 - Jolt (09/14/2011) [-]
**Jolt rolled a random image** om nom nom
#123 to #146 - Jolt (09/14/2011) [-]
**Jolt rolled a random image**
#124 to #147 - Jolt (09/14/2011) [-]
**Jolt rolled a random image**
You ************ know it.
#125 to #148 - Jolt (09/14/2011) [-]
**Jolt rolled a random image**
#126 to #149 - Jolt (09/14/2011) [-]
**Jolt rolled a random image** oh lol, i was just talking about that today.
#127 to #150 - Jolt (09/14/2011) [-]
**Jolt rolled a random image**
0_0
#128 to #151 - Jolt (09/14/2011) [-]
**Jolt rolled a random image**
wow. even for a random pic, that's pretty damn random.
#129 to #152 - Jolt (09/14/2011) [-]
**Jolt rolled a random image**
random x2 combo
#130 to #153 - Jolt (09/14/2011) [-]
**Jolt rolled a random image**
**** , first pony. >.<
#131 to #154 - Jolt (09/14/2011) [-]
**Jolt rolled a random image**
that's actually pretty damn funny.
#132 to #155 - Jolt (09/14/2011) [-]
**Jolt rolled a random image**
aw man, I was excited for a yu-ghi-oh card >.<
#133 to #156 - Jolt (09/14/2011) [-]
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#134 to #157 - Jolt (09/14/2011) [-]
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#135 to #158 - Jolt (09/14/2011) [-]
**Jolt rolled a random image** woah, badass
#136 to #159 - Jolt (09/14/2011) [-]
**Jolt rolled a random image** yup.
**Jolt rolled a random image** yup.
#137 to #160 - Jolt (09/14/2011) [-]
**Jolt rolled a random image** uh, wtf
#138 to #161 - Jolt (09/14/2011) [-]
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#152 to #162 - Jolt (09/14/2011) [-]
**Jolt rolled a random image** OH, WERE YOU TALKING ABOUT THAT LALONDE HUMAN? I COULDNT TELL OVER THE **** TON OF MISTAKES SHE MADE. GOING GRIMDARK? IS SHE ******* RETARDED?
#151 to #162 - Jolt (09/14/2011) [-]
**Jolt rolled a random image** ha, jade. that bands so ill its downright chill. dont know much **** about them but Bro likes them. maybe even unironically.
#150 to #162 - Jolt (09/14/2011) [-]
**Jolt rolled a random image** oh, that picture is scary D: not nice at all.
#149 to #162 - Jolt (09/14/2011) [-]
**Jolt rolled a random image** I must inquire that you stop your rude shenanigans and act as a proper image at once.
#148 to #162 - Jolt (09/14/2011) [-]
**Jolt rolled a random image** oh! that picture is really cool! like, nic cage cool.
#147 to #162 - Jolt (09/14/2011) [-]
**Jolt rolled a random image** okay, from this point on I've gone insane and will act as each character because why the **** not. after this pic.
#146 to #162 - Jolt (09/14/2011) [-]
**Jolt rolled a random image** wwell, if you say so.
#145 to #162 - Jolt (09/14/2011) [-]
**Jolt rolled a random image** are you ****** kiddin me right noww wwhat the glub is goin on.
#144 to #162 - Jolt (09/14/2011) [-]
**Jolt rolled a random image**
****
YES
#142 to #162 - Jolt (09/14/2011) [-]
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#141 to #162 - Jolt (09/14/2011) [-]
**Jolt rolled a random image** *cries*
#140 to #162 - Jolt (09/14/2011) [-]
**Jolt rolled a random image** >eggs
heheheh
#139 to #162 - Jolt (09/14/2011) [-]
**Jolt rolled a random image** 0_0
User avatar #115 - Jolt (09/13/2011) [-]
**Jolt rolls 449,572,368**
User avatar #116 to #139 - Jolt (09/13/2011) [-]
**Jolt rolled user yiffcario**
#117 to #140 - Jolt (09/13/2011) [-]
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User avatar #118 to #141 - Jolt (09/13/2011) [-]
holy **** yes
we need to get some homestuck images in the random image thing, ASAP
User avatar #111 - MotokoKatachiRox (09/07/2011) [-]
:DD I think that's cuuute. Gamzee must love Tavros. It's too bad Tavros died. ;;-;;
User avatar #113 to #134 - Jolt (09/07/2011) [-]
im currently balancing a friend who doesn't like that pairing and a friend who does XD
personally, i wasnt very fond of it in the beginning. poor tav is always flustered no matter who has feelings for him.
I just hope tav's death wasn't gamzee's trigger to go insane. that would be SAD ;_;
User avatar #114 to #136 - MotokoKatachiRox (09/07/2011) [-]
Omg. Yes it would. ;;-;; I'd be like, Omg nooo. It's not your fault Gamz. ;;-;; YOU DON'T NEED TO GET REVENGE FOR HIIIM.
#102 - djcreeper (09/01/2011) [-]
I never really payed any attention to gamzee's pester logs, even though he's my favorite troll.  
  
And i found out that he's gay for Tavros.  
  
MFW that.
I never really payed any attention to gamzee's pester logs, even though he's my favorite troll.

And i found out that he's gay for Tavros.

MFW that.
User avatar #103 to #105 - Jolt (09/01/2011) [-]
He really only showed that towards the recent update, which I think Hussie just made as a fan service. But god I hate that pairing too, up until that point they were just good bros :o(

But hey, at least KarkatxJohn is as good as dead.
#104 to #106 - djcreeper (09/01/2011) [-]
Gamzee ain't gay, he's just a lil' bi-curious, that's all!
User avatar #105 to #107 - Jolt (09/01/2011) [-]
lol
meanwhile Tavros doesn't know what the hell to think.
#106 to #108 - djcreeper (09/01/2011) [-]
This is probably his reaction.
This is probably his reaction.
User avatar #107 to #109 - Jolt (09/01/2011) [-]
i just reread the actual pesterlog, and i was really was hoping this was (timeline wise) just before gamzee went crazy. Then we could pin the emotions to lack of sopor slime >.>


Tavros is in his wheelchair. God damnit.
#108 to #110 - djcreeper (09/01/2011) [-]
**djcreeper rolls 22,548,914**Doubles and that's the case.
**djcreeper rolls 22,548,914**Doubles and that's the case.
#109 to #111 - djcreeper (09/01/2011) [-]
And just like that, Gamzee is straight.

<Kinda looks like Dave.
User avatar #110 to #112 - Jolt (09/01/2011) [-]
that is something Dave would most definitely do. And dare I say it, maybe unironically too.
User avatar #112 to #111 - Jolt (09/07/2011) [-]
dem ironic trips
#93 - djcreeper (08/16/2011) [-]
Doc Scratch!
Doc Scratch!
#101 to #110 - djcreeper (08/23/2011) [-]
I think Dance Commander is just being a troll.
I think Dance Commander is just being a troll.
User avatar #100 to #110 - Jolt (08/23/2011) [-]
what the hell is with the image deletions?
and it hasnt even been 60 days.
#94 to #110 - Jolt (08/16/2011) [-]
hell 						******					 yes! more homestuck fans!  
to tell you the truth I don't really like the character, but the avatar makes me laugh every time I see it.
hell ****** yes! more homestuck fans!
to tell you the truth I don't really like the character, but the avatar makes me laugh every time I see it.
#95 to #111 - djcreeper (08/16/2011) [-]
I'm planning on adding a 						****					 THE POLICE caption to this, but i don't have no 						*******					 clue on how to do that.
I'm planning on adding a **** THE POLICE caption to this, but i don't have no ******* clue on how to do that.
#97 to #112 - Jolt (08/19/2011) [-]
dang it, it doesn't go nearly as fast as I'd hoped.
dang it, it doesn't go nearly as fast as I'd hoped.
#98 to #114 - djcreeper (08/19/2011) [-]
Hero.
Hero.
User avatar #99 to #115 - Jolt (08/19/2011) [-]
I'm glad you like it :D
User avatar #96 to #112 - Jolt (08/16/2011) [-]
ha i wish i knew. maybe I'l learn, because that would be priceless. :D
User avatar #70 - Jolt (07/24/2011) [-]
oh
OH
my last two comments
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#69 - Jolt (07/15/2011) [-]
PANEL ISN'T DONE YET PANEL ISN'T DONE YET PANEL ISN'T DONE YET PANEL ISN'T DONE YET PANEL ISN'T DONE YET PANEL ISN'T DONE YET PANEL ISN'T DONE YET PANEL ISN'T DONE YET PANEL ISN'T DONE YET PANEL ISN'T DONE YET PANEL ISN'T DONE YET PANEL ISN'T DONE YET PANEL ISN'T DONE YET PANEL ISN'T DONE YET PANEL ISN'T DONE YET PANEL ISN'T DONE YET PANEL ISN'T DONE YET PANEL ISN'T DONE YET
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#68 - Jolt (07/09/2011) [-]
I enjoy these scrapbook updates way too much
#66 - BeyondBloodbath (07/07/2011) [-]
I searched homestuck, and you came up  
awesome  
have this
I searched homestuck, and you came up
awesome
have this
User avatar #67 to #83 - Jolt (07/07/2011) [-]
haha, thanks!
tavros is one of my favorite characters.
#62 - stewpiddawg (07/06/2011) [-]
**stewpiddawg rolls 54,347,683**
**stewpiddawg rolls 54,347,683**
User avatar #63 to #79 - stewpiddawg (07/06/2011) [-]
Damn. No du8s.
#64 to #80 - Jolt (07/06/2011) [-]
**Jolt rolls 965,627,950**  
ha, just realized you rolled eight. nice.
**Jolt rolls 965,627,950**
ha, just realized you rolled eight. nice.
#65 to #81 - Jolt (07/06/2011) [-]
D4RN 1T
D4RN 1T
#31 - Jolt (06/30/2011) [-]
god damn those updates. tears of sadness and joy are a flowin'.  
There are rumors that the end of act flash will be ten minutes long. SWEET
god damn those updates. tears of sadness and joy are a flowin'.
There are rumors that the end of act flash will be ten minutes long. SWEET
User avatar #25 - stewpiddawg (06/13/2011) [-]
HoNk :o)
#26 to #41 - Jolt (06/13/2011) [-]
tick tock tick tock  
HONK :o)  
&lt;-- I had a great laugh at this
tick tock tick tock
HONK :o)
<-- I had a great laugh at this
User avatar #27 to #42 - stewpiddawg (06/13/2011) [-]
oh gog

karpants
User avatar #28 to #43 - Jolt (06/13/2011) [-]
or kargo pantas :U
User avatar #29 to #44 - stewpiddawg (06/13/2011) [-]
DAH **** just got real

But seriously I'm going to have terrible, terrible nightmares of Karpants.
#30 to #45 - Jolt (06/13/2011) [-]
HUURRRR

more nightmares
User avatar #22 - stewpiddawg (06/04/2011) [-]
I SAW YOUR ICON AND I JUST.

I JUST.
HOMESTUCK FANS ON FUNNYJUNK. I'M NOT ALONE.
#23 to #38 - Jolt (06/04/2011) [-]
OH HELL YES.
OH HELL YES.
User avatar #24 to #39 - stewpiddawg (06/04/2011) [-]
HELL ******* YES.
#21 - Jolt (06/03/2011) [-]
HONK
HONK
#19 - Jolt (06/03/2011) [-]
MOAR TESTIN  
this time actually hand made this. I AM SO PROUD :L
MOAR TESTIN
this time actually hand made this. I AM SO PROUD :L
#20 to #35 - Jolt (06/03/2011) [-]
sped up version
sped up version
#17 - Jolt (04/04/2011) [-]
testin
testin
#18 to #33 - Jolt (04/04/2011) [-]
also testin. I did not make these, just testing to see if they work.
also testin. I did not make these, just testing to see if they work.
User avatar #15 - Jolt (02/18/2011) [-]
:O
yay I'm purple
User avatar #16 to #16 - CrayonShinChan (02/19/2011) [-]
How the **** .you got purple text I didn't!!!
#12 - toothlessthedragon (02/16/2011) [-]
oooooooooooh, your avatar!
User avatar #13 to #13 - Jolt (02/16/2011) [-]
it's actually one of the new pokemon, but still.
It's like toothless in hyperactive Imma-beat-you-up mode.
rawr
User avatar #3 - GiggityGuy (12/22/2010) [-]
Dear Jolt,

You made me sad face

From,
Giggity
#4 to #3 - Jolt (12/22/2010) [-]
I'm sorry

*brushie brushie*
#1 - KingOfLulz (12/10/2010) [-]
PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS, SIR.
PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS, SIR.
User avatar #2 to #1 - Jolt (12/10/2010) [-]
XD OH GOD I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
LMAO
 
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