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#57 - Then you've been around black people. Ask any self-re…  [+] (12 new replies) 01/21/2014 on hero -2
User avatar #158 - nighkey (01/21/2014) [-]
As well as 'cracker' or 'white trash.' No one wants to be compared with a racial slur or negative view point, so they like to categorize and distance themselves from it and some are willing to call members of their own race a derogatory term to do just that.

I'm sorry, but I don't live in a trailer home with 3 barking pit bulls and smoking weed while trying to pay the electric bill. I have one moderately well behaved pit bull and an addiction to chocolate instead. XD
#92 - kaywillwo (01/21/2014) [-]
What black person have you asked that without getting knocked the fuck out?
User avatar #137 - playerdous (01/21/2014) [-]
Any black guy over 30 with a good work ethic will tell you the difference between black and nigger.
If you ask a nigger then they'll fuck you up.
That's the difference, being able to discuss a serious/harsh topic without getting angry.
#138 - kaywillwo (01/21/2014) [-]
I'm black, and if you try to use an awful slur like that with me, I'm gonna hit you. That's all there is to it.
User avatar #229 - rugyakuku (01/21/2014) [-]
thats cause your a nigger
User avatar #240 - lafuriaroja (01/21/2014) [-]
Wow you're stupid
#228 - rugyakuku has deleted their comment.
User avatar #140 - playerdous (01/21/2014) [-]
So you're saying you can't even have a logical conversation about the word nigger? That the very subject you're talking about can't even be mentioned?
#142 - kaywillwo (01/21/2014) [-]
If you seriously expect me to try and justify your use of that word, then no, I'm not gonna have a conversation about it.
User avatar #143 - playerdous (01/21/2014) [-]
I don't need justification.
I'm asking if you are talking about a flamingo and can't say the word flamingo, does that make sense.
No ones calling anyone a flamingo or hating on flamingos their just discussing flamingos.
#231 - kaywillwo (01/21/2014) [-]
Alright, so let's look at this word. "Nigger" is a word that's behind hundreds of years, of pain, of hatred, of oppression, of just awful, awful things. Why would you even want to use it? Why can't you call people like that lazy good for nothing pieces of shit, or lethargic assholes, or something that wasn't used in the systematic oppression of an entire race? Why do you need that word?
#169 - gohex (01/21/2014) [-]
Depends on the situation. If you went up to a random person you did not know - or worse a work colleague and asked them, of course you deserve punishment for being inappropriate and socially unjust. If you're with a good friend or family member and you want there opinion it's more likely they'll be ok with it.

It's not as plain as black and white. eyyyyyyy
#54 - You've obviously not been around a lot of ******* …  [+] (22 new replies) 01/21/2014 on hero +11
User avatar #83 - lafuriaroja (01/21/2014) [-]
Your comment is so ignorant that I can barely comprehend it.
User avatar #101 - blkjk (01/21/2014) [-]
It's sad but true though. There are educated individuals in society who try to accomplish, and those who do the exact opposite. Niggers are the white trash of black people. Black people/African Americans, are those who try to succeed.
User avatar #111 - lafuriaroja (01/21/2014) [-]
It's ignorant to try and justify the use of the word "nigger" in any situation. If someone is a thug or an idiot or does a lot of drugs, call them a fuck-up or whatever you want. Calling any black person a nigger cannot be compared -- in any way, shape, or form -- to calling a white person white trash. But to say "HURRRR THERE ARE NIGGERS AND THERE ARE BLACK PEOPLE" is extremely fucking ignorant. It's just as stupid as people who say that there are "gay people" and there are "faggots".
#197 - trustust (01/21/2014) [-]
Well there are gay people like Neil Patrick Harris and then there are faggots like Justin bieber same goes for the expressions black person and nigger
User avatar #135 - playerdous (01/21/2014) [-]
What?
Hate is hate and a word is a word.
It's ignorant to make a word out to be more than what it is.
User avatar #239 - lafuriaroja (01/21/2014) [-]
The word itself is not bad. But using it in a derogatory fashion is. It's impossibly racist to address a black person in that fashion, regardless of their behavior. If, on the other hand, you use the word in a sentence that doesn't involve you calling someone it, there's really not much of an issue.
User avatar #56 - thebestpieever (01/21/2014) [-]
I've around around people from all races and various nationalities. I think I now my shit when dealing with ethnicities.
#156 - theincrediblelegs (01/21/2014) [-]
Typical Australian Aborigines like to use past misfortunes to justify all the shit they do now.
#112 - 4chan refugee (01/21/2014) [-]
holy shit! care to get off your high horse?
User avatar #57 - JohnnyBlaire (01/21/2014) [-]
Then you've been around black people.

Ask any self-respecting black person whether "nigger" is synonymous with "black". Nine times out of ten they will say no.
User avatar #158 - nighkey (01/21/2014) [-]
As well as 'cracker' or 'white trash.' No one wants to be compared with a racial slur or negative view point, so they like to categorize and distance themselves from it and some are willing to call members of their own race a derogatory term to do just that.

I'm sorry, but I don't live in a trailer home with 3 barking pit bulls and smoking weed while trying to pay the electric bill. I have one moderately well behaved pit bull and an addiction to chocolate instead. XD
#92 - kaywillwo (01/21/2014) [-]
What black person have you asked that without getting knocked the fuck out?
User avatar #137 - playerdous (01/21/2014) [-]
Any black guy over 30 with a good work ethic will tell you the difference between black and nigger.
If you ask a nigger then they'll fuck you up.
That's the difference, being able to discuss a serious/harsh topic without getting angry.
#138 - kaywillwo (01/21/2014) [-]
I'm black, and if you try to use an awful slur like that with me, I'm gonna hit you. That's all there is to it.
User avatar #229 - rugyakuku (01/21/2014) [-]
thats cause your a nigger
User avatar #240 - lafuriaroja (01/21/2014) [-]
Wow you're stupid
#228 - rugyakuku has deleted their comment.
User avatar #140 - playerdous (01/21/2014) [-]
So you're saying you can't even have a logical conversation about the word nigger? That the very subject you're talking about can't even be mentioned?
#142 - kaywillwo (01/21/2014) [-]
If you seriously expect me to try and justify your use of that word, then no, I'm not gonna have a conversation about it.
User avatar #143 - playerdous (01/21/2014) [-]
I don't need justification.
I'm asking if you are talking about a flamingo and can't say the word flamingo, does that make sense.
No ones calling anyone a flamingo or hating on flamingos their just discussing flamingos.
#231 - kaywillwo (01/21/2014) [-]
Alright, so let's look at this word. "Nigger" is a word that's behind hundreds of years, of pain, of hatred, of oppression, of just awful, awful things. Why would you even want to use it? Why can't you call people like that lazy good for nothing pieces of shit, or lethargic assholes, or something that wasn't used in the systematic oppression of an entire race? Why do you need that word?
#169 - gohex (01/21/2014) [-]
Depends on the situation. If you went up to a random person you did not know - or worse a work colleague and asked them, of course you deserve punishment for being inappropriate and socially unjust. If you're with a good friend or family member and you want there opinion it's more likely they'll be ok with it.

It's not as plain as black and white. eyyyyyyy
#82 - It's covered by her pants, numbnuts.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2014 on this is how dieting is done 0
User avatar #99 - sinery (01/02/2014) [-]
You mean that you can't see through them?
#38 - Halo 3 came out seven years ago. I'm... **** …  [+] (6 new replies) 01/02/2014 on 2014 was 0 years ago +29
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User avatar #64 - badmotorfinger (01/02/2014) [-]
Yeah, and Call of duty 4. Back when the series was good.
#63 - zeusx (01/02/2014) [-]
hello fuck man, i'm dad
User avatar #55 - bodox (01/02/2014) [-]
found the 19 year old
User avatar #41 - karson (01/02/2014) [-]
damn, didn't realize it was that old. I still feel like it is rather new.
#40 - dildobarbarian (01/02/2014) [-]
fuck....I remember it like it was 2007.
#11 - i thumbed you down. Feel better? 12/28/2013 on rip in pice bb )); -4
#64 - You know, you're kind of a cunt. 11/17/2013 on Good Bible 0
#11 - Is that you taking it in the ass?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/03/2013 on paradoxunited's profile 0
User avatar #12 - paradoxunited (10/06/2013) [-]
yeah
#22 - Yeah. A whole five Azteks have been sold. 09/29/2013 on Pontiak Attack! +1
#48 - >the year of our lord two thousand and thirteen >goi… 09/18/2013 on Saw this at my local Planet... 0
#6 - The story-lines between the games are not interrelated, …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2013 on FBI Interrogated Me Today 0
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User avatar #1 - nommas (08/29/2010) [-]
Dude I just did some ultimate trolling in RDR! This guy was being a dick. He was about 15-16. Every time I killed him he would insult me. At close range
"Yeah you would need to kill me at close range you little faggot!"
At long range
"Yeah, go hide and snipe me you gay asswipe!"
I had 1 team mate and the dick said he was my boyfriend and that it's pathetic we need to team up to kill him. So what i did was wait until him and his posse were grouped up. I then ran at them on a horse and deadeyed them with a Mauser. I killed all 4 (sometimes 5) of them. I kept doing this until I got bored and quit. I killed them about 50-70 times. They killed me 3. I win!
User avatar #2 to #1 - JohnnyBlaire (08/29/2010) [-]
That...is... ******* awesome! I remember this one time when I had a posse of, I believe 3 or 4. We decided to go to El Presidio and hole up there. During the game, I got this message from a guy who asked if he could come join us, and I replied "No, the place is kind of full." he then shot back "Oh, yeah, then I'll just make a bigger posse and rape you guys." I was a bit shocked by the violent outburst, but I had a good idea. I told my friends to take one of the corner cannons and take out anybody who showed up. In no time, about 6 or 7 of his little buddies started storming us in their horses. But the dumbasses were too stupid to realize that they had to attack en masse to kill us. Eventually, after an hour or so, most of them rage-quit.
User avatar #3 to #2 - nommas (08/29/2010) [-]
Haha! Awesome dude ^_^

I'll tell you if I do any more interesting RDR stuff
User avatar #4 to #3 - JohnnyBlaire (08/30/2010) [-]
Quick question: What's your GamerTag? We won't be able to play RDR since I've got it on the PS3, but we can sure as hell kick some ass in Firefight in Reach.
User avatar #5 to #4 - nommas (08/30/2010) [-]
No point man. I'm running on 48 hour trials. I've only got about 4 more days. If I get a gold account, I'll tell you
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