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JoeTheRooster

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:11/16/2009
Last Login:7/16/2013
Location:Akron Ohio
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 16598 total,  18862 ,  2264
Comment Thumbs: 7361 total,  9674 ,  2313
Content Level Progress: 59.6% (596/1000)
Level 216 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 217 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 60% (60/100)
Level 273 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 274 Comments: Ninja Pirate
Subscribers:42
Content Views:67523
Times Content Favorited:1019 times
Total Comments Made:3948
FJ Points:9313
Favorite Tags: the (16) | i (15) | a (10) | that (9) | your (9) | You (8) | Mom (7) | ballz (6) | dont (6) | in (6) | is (6) | like (6) | my (6) | of (6) | on (6) | tags (6) | vagina (6) | with (6) | bitch (5) | Penis (5)
In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins and Im out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose

latest user's comments

#100 - fail 06/20/2010 on lmfao omegle +3
#609 - AAAAAAAAAFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCC!!!!!!! 06/20/2010 on Makes me Happy +3
#7 - no **** 06/18/2010 on i dont want to know 0
#4 - lol click on the link in the description  [+] (2 new replies) 06/18/2010 on i dont want to know +1
User avatar #5 - MuahahaOfLore (06/18/2010) [-]
hahahahaha nice but something tells me that's not really it
User avatar #7 - JoeTheRooster (06/18/2010) [-]
no shit
#62 - ive always wanted to have straight white hair i have a moha… 06/18/2010 on Life Goals v. Age +2
#21 - yeah....no ****  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2010 on valentines day +3
#23 - Kaoz has deleted their comment.
#19 - lol yeah..... actually i think i remember the designer sayi…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/18/2010 on valentines day +2
#20 - Kaoz has deleted their comment.
User avatar #21 - JoeTheRooster (06/18/2010) [-]
yeah....no shit
#23 - Kaoz has deleted their comment.
#216 - C-C-C-Combo Breaker  [+] (2 new replies) 06/18/2010 on Futurama Reaction Guys +33
#224 - SpidaChris has deleted their comment.
#221 - fathernazi (06/18/2010) [-]
J-J-J-JEW KILLER
#17 - that anon is a dumbass  [+] (5 new replies) 06/18/2010 on valentines day +3
#18 - Kaoz has deleted their comment.
User avatar #19 - JoeTheRooster (06/18/2010) [-]
lol yeah.....
actually i think i remember the designer saying that we would be able to post pics on comments
#20 - Kaoz has deleted their comment.
User avatar #21 - JoeTheRooster (06/18/2010) [-]
yeah....no shit
#23 - Kaoz has deleted their comment.
#6 - true 06/18/2010 on bp owned by sheetz 0
#1 - ..........bacon  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2010 on Fuck Yeah America -3
#2 - ObeliskDuelist (06/18/2010) [-]
Shut up JK
#2 - lmao..... actually valentines day is when i lost my virginity  [+] (18 new replies) 06/18/2010 on valentines day +3
#5 - Kaoz has deleted their comment.
User avatar #6 - wizardsfan (06/18/2010) [-]
orly? that sucks...but try being the only one of your friends whose been single every val day of there life.
#8 - Kaoz has deleted their comment.
User avatar #9 - wizardsfan (06/18/2010) [-]
well dats been me for 19 years.(but not like its a contest or anything)
#7 - Mackenzieofcourse (06/18/2010) [-]
orly? lets all compare how much we suck while saying val day.
#24 - AbbycatXD (06/18/2010) [-]
valentines day is just singles awareness day
#25 - Mackenzieofcourse (06/18/2010) [-]
Dude.
That's what I call it.
#26 - AbbycatXD (06/18/2010) [-]
nice
#10 - Kaoz has deleted their comment.
#11 - anonexplains (06/18/2010) [-]
yah, the girl that dumped you went out with me right after. Hey, don't feel bad though, the sex isnt really much to miss, all she does is lay there like a fuck doll.
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#12 - Kaoz has deleted their comment.
User avatar #17 - JoeTheRooster (06/18/2010) [-]
that anon is a dumbass
#18 - Kaoz has deleted their comment.
User avatar #19 - JoeTheRooster (06/18/2010) [-]
lol yeah.....
actually i think i remember the designer saying that we would be able to post pics on comments
#20 - Kaoz has deleted their comment.
User avatar #21 - JoeTheRooster (06/18/2010) [-]
yeah....no shit
#23 - Kaoz has deleted their comment.
#28 - lol scott looks like the forty year old virgin 06/18/2010 on GOOFYASSED TATTOOS +4
#44 - funnyjunk 06/18/2010 on funnymad +4
#5 - well.............its not free if you payed a dollar for it  [+] (2 new replies) 06/17/2010 on McDonalds Fuck Yea 0
User avatar #6 - mememantis (06/17/2010) [-]
i tell you what give me two dollars and its all free
User avatar #8 - fornik (06/17/2010) [-]
lol i lold at teh taco bell comerial lol lol lol wat?
#155 - fo sho' 06/17/2010 on You'll shit bricks when you... 0
#68 - my girlfreind is a redhead....nothing wrong with her  [+] (7 new replies) 06/16/2010 on You'll shit bricks when you... +9
#118 - NotJunk (06/16/2010) [-]
Yes there is.
#74 - anonexplains (06/16/2010) [-]
there is a difference between a redhead and a ginger
#73 - LeftenantPrice (06/16/2010) [-]
does the carpet match the drapes?
User avatar #155 - JoeTheRooster (06/17/2010) [-]
fo sho'
#76 - nooblordx (06/16/2010) [-]
**nooblordx rolls 91** Even number it does, odd it doesn't. (BTW EPIC FUNNY POST)
User avatar #71 - BlackHand (06/16/2010) [-]
nice, redhead is a turn-on for me actually
#75 - Tarqq (06/16/2010) [-]
*knuckletouch* to u..
#331 - OOOhhhh thats sad now 06/16/2010 on Dont Fucking Cry pt 2 0
#329 - lol true 06/16/2010 on Dont Fucking Cry pt 2 0
#42 - why are they holding hands in the beginning?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2010 on skittles +5
User avatar #60 - CommanderInKief (06/16/2010) [-]
haha i thought i was the only one who noticed.
#121 - at first i was gonna thumb you down until i seen the "Jus… 06/16/2010 on its not illegal +2
#322 - on the first one i dont get at first he/she named him wolf …  [+] (5 new replies) 06/16/2010 on Dont Fucking Cry pt 2 0
#327 - anonexplains (06/16/2010) [-]
The last paragraph is the dog talking about James (his owner) dying at age 12.
#364 - anonexplains (06/16/2010) [-]
At the end it says James (the owner) locked wolf outside the house so that he wouldnt get hurt. James was killed.
User avatar #331 - JoeTheRooster (06/16/2010) [-]
OOOhhhh
thats sad now
User avatar #323 - bobblob (06/16/2010) [-]
its 4chan... nothing to get
User avatar #329 - JoeTheRooster (06/16/2010) [-]
lol true
#319 - *gets lepracy and hand falls off* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 06/16/2010 on Dont Fucking Cry pt 2 0
#112 - win ^  [+] (2 new replies) 06/16/2010 on its not illegal +2
#116 - anonexplains (06/16/2010) [-]
False, he's just a terrorist. Not every Terrorist is Bin laden.

Just most of them.
User avatar #121 - JoeTheRooster (06/16/2010) [-]
at first i was gonna thumb you down until i seen the "Just most of them" part
lol
#200 - lol tags* 06/16/2010 on top 10 most famous ghost... +6

Comments(150):

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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#151 - anonexplains (09/10/2014) [-]
User avatar #149 - rivmainiandevil (09/17/2011) [-]
**rivmainiandevil rolled user CenturionsFTW **

you have been murdered. in order to regain your soul you must go to the rolled users page and murder them.

until you kill your soul will wonder around hell fingering your butthole with the object to your left.
User avatar #150 to #153 - JoeTheRooster (09/17/2011) [-]
lol, my girlfriend is to my left. Eh, I'll do it.
User avatar #148 - flesheater (08/22/2011) [-]

╔═══════ ═════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ═════════ ════╗
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ you are a beautiful strong black woman ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ who votes BNP ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
╚═══════ ═════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ═════════ ════╝
just add your own words and hai
#147 - bobJML (08/03/2011) [-]
LOL WHAT'S UP JOE?
User avatar #141 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe ONLINE (06/14/2011) [-]
**** dude, we havent talked in forever, do you even remember me?
User avatar #142 to #145 - JoeTheRooster (06/17/2011) [-]
Yes I do. Whats up? I know your moms price is.
User avatar #143 to #146 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe ONLINE (06/17/2011) [-]
Moms price? What
User avatar #144 to #147 - JoeTheRooster (06/18/2011) [-]
Is up :D
User avatar #145 to #148 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe ONLINE (06/19/2011) [-]
Oh, I get it now. i feel slow
#127 - bobJML (04/19/2011) [-]
Hello JoeTheRooster.
Hello JoeTheRooster.
User avatar #128 to #131 - JoeTheRooster (04/19/2011) [-]
Why hello Sir. How do you do?
User avatar #129 to #132 - bobJML (04/19/2011) [-]
I do great and stuff.

How you do?
User avatar #130 to #133 - JoeTheRooster (04/20/2011) [-]
Me as well do great and stuff.
User avatar #131 to #134 - bobJML (04/20/2011) [-]
Well is that.
User avatar #132 to #135 - JoeTheRooster (04/20/2011) [-]
I have no response haha..
User avatar #133 to #136 - bobJML (04/20/2011) [-]
Isn't no is?
User avatar #134 to #137 - JoeTheRooster (04/20/2011) [-]
Jolly good day sir.
User avatar #135 to #138 - bobJML (04/20/2011) [-]
Jolly night good Rooster.
User avatar #136 to #139 - JoeTheRooster (04/20/2011) [-]
May your evening fap be the best that you will ever experience chap.
User avatar #137 to #140 - bobJML (04/20/2011) [-]
I already fapped today lol.
User avatar #139 to #141 - JoeTheRooster (04/20/2011) [-]
The maybe a cup of tea?
User avatar #140 to #143 - bobJML (04/20/2011) [-]
Never!!!
User avatar #126 - iMJesus (03/09/2011) [-]
Lmfao at your post, I thumbed, can you thumb this for me?

http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1790800/Black+Ops/
User avatar #122 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe ONLINE (02/26/2011) [-]
DICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKS DICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKS DICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSv
User avatar #123 to #128 - JoeTheRooster (02/26/2011) [-]
What a whole bunch of dicks. O_o
User avatar #124 to #129 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe ONLINE (02/26/2011) [-]
You can never have to many dicks
DICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICK SDICKSDICKSDICKS
User avatar #125 to #130 - JoeTheRooster (03/07/2011) [-]
I think the opposite my good sir.
#120 - toxicnachos (01/29/2011) [-]
yo y r we friends again i forgot...
User avatar #121 to #126 - JoeTheRooster (01/29/2011) [-]
ummmmm..... I think so....a while ago
User avatar #107 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe ONLINE (11/28/2010) [-]
hi
User avatar #109 to #113 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe ONLINE (11/28/2010) [-]
Long time no talk.

Whats up?
User avatar #110 to #114 - JoeTheRooster (11/28/2010) [-]
yeah, it has been.
Nothing much...watching pearl harbor.
User avatar #111 to #115 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe ONLINE (11/28/2010) [-]
Sorry i had to do something on an alt account.

You havent been on much recently
User avatar #112 to #116 - JoeTheRooster (11/28/2010) [-]
Yeah....school and stuff.
Ive got alot of new content that ive thought of and stuff...just too lazy too upload/ make.
User avatar #113 to #117 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe ONLINE (11/28/2010) [-]
lol same. I have 94 pictures to put in comps. I wish there was like an online comp maker
User avatar #105 - ThumbItUp (11/05/2010) [-]
i think i just noticed you comment :(
User avatar #104 to #108 - JoeTheRooster (11/02/2010) [-]
Y herro.
User avatar #101 - MyJabbaBabyWocky (10/13/2010) [-]
I see you have a lyric from Loser by Beck. You are now twice as cool as before. Well, bye. (:
User avatar #102 to #106 - JoeTheRooster (10/13/2010) [-]
lol thanks
ttyl.
#95 - IamMissingno (10/13/2010) [-]
What exactly did you expect adding me as a friend? Please, take a seat...
#97 to #101 - IamMissingno (10/13/2010) [-]
ahhhaha Is funny because if he didnt sit he would get tackled and ass raped by so many cops and law enforcement agents ahhhaha
#98 to #102 - JoeTheRooster (10/13/2010) [-]
You said ass rape?
#99 to #103 - IamMissingno (10/13/2010) [-]
*singing extremely gay* YES...YES I DIDDD!!!
*singing extremely gay* YES...YES I DIDDD!!!
User avatar #84 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe ONLINE (10/09/2010) [-]
haha passed you in thumbs.

plus while I sleep Ill just get more

HAHAHAHAHA
#85 to #89 - JoeTheRooster (10/09/2010) [-]
FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
User avatar #86 to #90 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe ONLINE (10/09/2010) [-]
I should have green text though...
User avatar #87 to #91 - JoeTheRooster (10/09/2010) [-]
You will get it at 12:00 am on monday I think
(sunday night/monday morning)
User avatar #88 to #92 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe ONLINE (10/09/2010) [-]
oh. I should get double green for having two pics of 400
User avatar #89 to #93 - JoeTheRooster (10/09/2010) [-]
Double?
User avatar #90 to #94 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe ONLINE (10/09/2010) [-]
Yes. I dont know what double green text is, but I should have it
User avatar #91 to #95 - JoeTheRooster (10/09/2010) [-]
haha no I've had like 2 or three front pages at one time.
User avatar #92 to #96 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe ONLINE (10/09/2010) [-]
3? nice.

Ive had two at once before this but they didnt get to high up. Im gonna upload more **** later, ill lmao if I get another front page
User avatar #93 to #97 - JoeTheRooster (10/09/2010) [-]
Me too.
User avatar #94 to #98 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe ONLINE (10/09/2010) [-]
Me three
User avatar #106 to #99 - ThumbItUp (11/05/2010) [-]
i got 1k thumbs on content and i never got any speshul text :(
User avatar #76 - ARandomSpoon (10/08/2010) [-]
SUPER ROBOT NINJA PIRATE KNIGHT
User avatar #77 to #81 - ARandomSpoon (10/08/2010) [-]
WWWWHHHHAAAAAA??
User avatar #78 to #82 - JoeTheRooster (10/08/2010) [-]
yeah haha.
It is preety weird.
But I'm proud of it.
User avatar #79 to #83 - ARandomSpoon (10/08/2010) [-]
I think its epic. I think i'm an anteater.
User avatar #80 to #84 - JoeTheRooster (10/08/2010) [-]
Yes you are.
User avatar #81 to #85 - ARandomSpoon (10/08/2010) [-]
Yay. **** YOU! (i'm an anteater.)
#82 to #86 - JoeTheRooster (10/08/2010) [-]
But I get payed in gum.
#74 - holycrapiliektoast (10/04/2010) [-]
ahhhhhhh 						******					 you catchin up
ahhhhhhh ****** you catchin up
User avatar #75 to #79 - JoeTheRooster (10/04/2010) [-]
Lol wut is this I dont even.
User avatar #71 to #74 - JoeTheRooster (10/03/2010) [-]
haha great success
User avatar #72 to #76 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe ONLINE (10/03/2010) [-]
I got like 100 thumbs and lost a rank. U gained a couple 100
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