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JoeTheRooster

Last status update:
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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:11/16/2009
Last Login:7/16/2013
Location:Akron Ohio
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 16598 total,  18862 ,  2264
Comment Thumbs: 7361 total,  9674 ,  2313
Content Level Progress: 59.6% (596/1000)
Level 216 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 217 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 60% (60/100)
Level 273 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 274 Comments: Ninja Pirate
Subscribers:42
Content Views:67599
Times Content Favorited:1019 times
Total Comments Made:3948
FJ Points:9313
Favorite Tags: the (16) | i (15) | a (10) | that (9) | your (9) | You (8) | Mom (7) | ballz (6) | dont (6) | in (6) | is (6) | like (6) | my (6) | of (6) | on (6) | tags (6) | vagina (6) | with (6) | bitch (5) | Penis (5)
In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins and Im out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose

latest user's comments

#46 - or Napkin  [+] (9 new replies) 01/20/2010 on That's What I Say +14
#47 - anonexplains (01/20/2010) [-]
or Chuck Norris
User avatar #52 - peppy (01/20/2010) [-]
or a barrel roll
#55 - anonexplains (01/20/2010) [-]
or NINE THOUSAAAAANNNDD!
User avatar #58 - JasonBourne (01/20/2010) [-]
Or nipples.
#60 - anonexplains (01/20/2010) [-]
or nigerians
User avatar #64 - KingEricCartman (01/20/2010) [-]
Or a Jew.
User avatar #72 - MrHymen (01/20/2010) [-]
Or.. Nijewians O.o



.....Niggerjews.
#57 - anonexplains (01/20/2010) [-]
or.....shit, i got nothin.
#78 - anonexplains (06/27/2010) [-]
Or ninjews
#126 - hahahaha .......flag 01/20/2010 on Epic Lego Tower -4
#79 - it would be awesome if it were mario 01/20/2010 on Best Fucking Hat ever +3
#173 - MOTHER ****** !!! 01/20/2010 on OCD Test 0
#63 - ___ 01/20/2010 on Fuuuuuuuuu- -1
#98 - then give her a tip afterwards 01/18/2010 on Your Best Friend's Sister +1
#77 - i think it would be the eardrum..... i may be wrong tho … 01/18/2010 on This Hurts. 0
#76 - FO SHiZZLE! 01/18/2010 on Oh really 0
#38 - all of my freinds make fun of me when i smoke pot becau… 01/18/2010 on the first time i've smoked pot -6
#118 - hahahaha "procedures" 01/18/2010 on Fail science project 0
#73 - HEY! im in this picture!! I dont want to be inside of you  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2010 on You Strike a Woman +14
#74 - anonexplains (01/18/2010) [-]
That was funnier than the pictures above.
#59 - throw her banjo kazooie.......... that should work  [+] (1 new reply) 01/16/2010 on Butter Lube +4
User avatar #62 - TheOneandOnlyAnon (01/16/2010) [-]
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, NOT BANJO, JUST DO A BARREL ROLL, THAT ALWAYS WORKS!!!!!!
#38 - "Science rules!"  [+] (4 new replies) 01/16/2010 on Bill nye. +14
#41 - Muppeto (01/16/2010) [-]
inertia is a property of matter
User avatar #42 - ERICVOLTAGE (01/16/2010) [-]
bill bill bill bill bill bill bill nye the science guyyyy
User avatar #43 - PedobearXD (01/16/2010) [-]
BILLBILLBILLBILLBILLBILLBILLBILLBILLBILL!!
#47 - anonexplains (01/16/2010) [-]
T minus 7 seconds
#1 - haha... I remember this from maxim or fhm...i forget wich one 01/16/2010 on Funny Prize 0
#68 - ****** ****** ****** … 01/16/2010 on Childhood -1
#36 - .......... ****** 01/16/2010 on Ninjas -1
#74 - haha "ONLY ONE MAN IS GOING TO SURVIVE"  [+] (2 new replies) 01/16/2010 on The mystery behind 2012 -4
#85 - anonexplains (01/16/2010) [-]
yes that is what the picture says
#100 - anonexplains (01/16/2010) [-]
Yea that's what your mom says
#38 - woh! thats crazy i read the tags then the commercial cam… 01/16/2010 on lol cats 0
#77 - no odlaw is the guy in yellow and black i only know this ca… 01/16/2010 on Aha! We finally found you! 0
#77 - record skipping? ^ 01/15/2010 on A CHALLENGER APPEARS +8
#40 - What do you think of me? SHOW ME YOUR WORST!!!  [+] (2 new replies) 01/15/2010 on 4Chan May Surprise -3
#53 - anonexplains (01/15/2010) [-]
you sir appear to be just a cock
User avatar #51 - AssholeMan (01/15/2010) [-]
I think you like to touch children
#231 - ..................... *fap fap fap* 01/15/2010 on Every man's Dream -3
#57 - gay=you 01/15/2010 on How did that happen? -1
#59 - GO AND **** YOUR MOTHERS!!!  [+] (9 new replies) 01/15/2010 on LOL -3
#60 - anonexplains (01/15/2010) [-]
NO I'LL FUCK YOU MUM
#62 - anonexplains (01/15/2010) [-]
lolz to that chain
#63 - anonexplains (01/15/2010) [-]
shes a uptown girl livin in a white bread world !!!!!!!!!!!!!
#68 - anonexplains (01/15/2010) [-]
people always complain about fat ben spam, but goddamn, spamming this song has gotten to the point where it's gotten even worse than fat ben.
#65 - anonexplains (01/15/2010) [-]
THEN FAT BEN CAME AND MADE A SHIT EVERYWHERE
IT GOT IN HER MOUTH AND THEN SHE DIED
THUS ENDING THIS SONG FOREVER
#69 - anonexplains (01/15/2010) [-]
*clap clap clap*
#78 - anonexplains (01/15/2010) [-]
JUST A SMALL TOWN BOY LIVING IN A SHITTY ASS CRACK
BREAKING THE SPINE OF YOUNG CHILDREN THE AGE OF 3 AND LOOKING AT THIS PICTURE, falalalalalalalalalalalalala
#67 - anonexplains (01/15/2010) [-]
untill zombification
#61 - anonexplains (01/15/2010) [-]
Just a signer in a smoky room.....
#173 - *insert pirate*  [+] (3 new replies) 01/15/2010 on The Game +1
#174 - anonexplains (01/15/2010) [-]
*insert penis*
#175 - anonexplains (01/15/2010) [-]
*penis*
User avatar #177 - hughesyboy (01/15/2010) [-]
*pirates penis*

Comments(150):

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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#151 - anonexplains (09/10/2014) [-]
User avatar #149 - rivmainiandevil (09/17/2011) [-]
**rivmainiandevil rolled user CenturionsFTW **

you have been murdered. in order to regain your soul you must go to the rolled users page and murder them.

until you kill your soul will wonder around hell fingering your butthole with the object to your left.
User avatar #150 to #153 - JoeTheRooster (09/17/2011) [-]
lol, my girlfriend is to my left. Eh, I'll do it.
User avatar #148 - flesheater (08/22/2011) [-]

╔═══════ ═════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ═════════ ════╗
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ you are a beautiful strong black woman ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ who votes BNP ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
╚═══════ ═════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ═════════ ════╝
just add your own words and hai
#147 - bobJML (08/03/2011) [-]
LOL WHAT'S UP JOE?
User avatar #141 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe ONLINE (06/14/2011) [-]
**** dude, we havent talked in forever, do you even remember me?
User avatar #142 to #145 - JoeTheRooster (06/17/2011) [-]
Yes I do. Whats up? I know your moms price is.
User avatar #143 to #146 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe ONLINE (06/17/2011) [-]
Moms price? What
User avatar #144 to #147 - JoeTheRooster (06/18/2011) [-]
Is up :D
User avatar #145 to #148 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe ONLINE (06/19/2011) [-]
Oh, I get it now. i feel slow
#127 - bobJML (04/19/2011) [-]
Hello JoeTheRooster.
Hello JoeTheRooster.
User avatar #128 to #131 - JoeTheRooster (04/19/2011) [-]
Why hello Sir. How do you do?
User avatar #129 to #132 - bobJML (04/19/2011) [-]
I do great and stuff.

How you do?
User avatar #130 to #133 - JoeTheRooster (04/20/2011) [-]
Me as well do great and stuff.
User avatar #131 to #134 - bobJML (04/20/2011) [-]
Well is that.
User avatar #132 to #135 - JoeTheRooster (04/20/2011) [-]
I have no response haha..
User avatar #133 to #136 - bobJML (04/20/2011) [-]
Isn't no is?
User avatar #134 to #137 - JoeTheRooster (04/20/2011) [-]
Jolly good day sir.
User avatar #135 to #138 - bobJML (04/20/2011) [-]
Jolly night good Rooster.
User avatar #136 to #139 - JoeTheRooster (04/20/2011) [-]
May your evening fap be the best that you will ever experience chap.
User avatar #137 to #140 - bobJML (04/20/2011) [-]
I already fapped today lol.
User avatar #139 to #141 - JoeTheRooster (04/20/2011) [-]
The maybe a cup of tea?
User avatar #140 to #143 - bobJML (04/20/2011) [-]
Never!!!
User avatar #126 - iMJesus (03/09/2011) [-]
Lmfao at your post, I thumbed, can you thumb this for me?

http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1790800/Black+Ops/
User avatar #122 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe ONLINE (02/26/2011) [-]
DICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKS DICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKS DICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSv
User avatar #123 to #128 - JoeTheRooster (02/26/2011) [-]
What a whole bunch of dicks. O_o
User avatar #124 to #129 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe ONLINE (02/26/2011) [-]
You can never have to many dicks
DICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICK SDICKSDICKSDICKS
User avatar #125 to #130 - JoeTheRooster (03/07/2011) [-]
I think the opposite my good sir.
#120 - toxicnachos (01/29/2011) [-]
yo y r we friends again i forgot...
User avatar #121 to #126 - JoeTheRooster (01/29/2011) [-]
ummmmm..... I think so....a while ago
User avatar #107 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe ONLINE (11/28/2010) [-]
hi
User avatar #109 to #113 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe ONLINE (11/28/2010) [-]
Long time no talk.

Whats up?
User avatar #110 to #114 - JoeTheRooster (11/28/2010) [-]
yeah, it has been.
Nothing much...watching pearl harbor.
User avatar #111 to #115 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe ONLINE (11/28/2010) [-]
Sorry i had to do something on an alt account.

You havent been on much recently
User avatar #112 to #116 - JoeTheRooster (11/28/2010) [-]
Yeah....school and stuff.
Ive got alot of new content that ive thought of and stuff...just too lazy too upload/ make.
User avatar #113 to #117 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe ONLINE (11/28/2010) [-]
lol same. I have 94 pictures to put in comps. I wish there was like an online comp maker
User avatar #105 - ThumbItUp (11/05/2010) [-]
i think i just noticed you comment :(
User avatar #104 to #108 - JoeTheRooster (11/02/2010) [-]
Y herro.
User avatar #101 - MyJabbaBabyWocky (10/13/2010) [-]
I see you have a lyric from Loser by Beck. You are now twice as cool as before. Well, bye. (:
User avatar #102 to #106 - JoeTheRooster (10/13/2010) [-]
lol thanks
ttyl.
#95 - IamMissingno (10/13/2010) [-]
What exactly did you expect adding me as a friend? Please, take a seat...
#97 to #101 - IamMissingno (10/13/2010) [-]
ahhhaha Is funny because if he didnt sit he would get tackled and ass raped by so many cops and law enforcement agents ahhhaha
#98 to #102 - JoeTheRooster (10/13/2010) [-]
You said ass rape?
#99 to #103 - IamMissingno (10/13/2010) [-]
*singing extremely gay* YES...YES I DIDDD!!!
*singing extremely gay* YES...YES I DIDDD!!!
User avatar #84 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe ONLINE (10/09/2010) [-]
haha passed you in thumbs.

plus while I sleep Ill just get more

HAHAHAHAHA
#85 to #89 - JoeTheRooster (10/09/2010) [-]
FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
User avatar #86 to #90 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe ONLINE (10/09/2010) [-]
I should have green text though...
User avatar #87 to #91 - JoeTheRooster (10/09/2010) [-]
You will get it at 12:00 am on monday I think
(sunday night/monday morning)
User avatar #88 to #92 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe ONLINE (10/09/2010) [-]
oh. I should get double green for having two pics of 400
User avatar #89 to #93 - JoeTheRooster (10/09/2010) [-]
Double?
User avatar #90 to #94 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe ONLINE (10/09/2010) [-]
Yes. I dont know what double green text is, but I should have it
User avatar #91 to #95 - JoeTheRooster (10/09/2010) [-]
haha no I've had like 2 or three front pages at one time.
User avatar #92 to #96 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe ONLINE (10/09/2010) [-]
3? nice.

Ive had two at once before this but they didnt get to high up. Im gonna upload more **** later, ill lmao if I get another front page
User avatar #93 to #97 - JoeTheRooster (10/09/2010) [-]
Me too.
User avatar #94 to #98 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe ONLINE (10/09/2010) [-]
Me three
User avatar #106 to #99 - ThumbItUp (11/05/2010) [-]
i got 1k thumbs on content and i never got any speshul text :(
User avatar #76 - ARandomSpoon (10/08/2010) [-]
SUPER ROBOT NINJA PIRATE KNIGHT
User avatar #77 to #81 - ARandomSpoon (10/08/2010) [-]
WWWWHHHHAAAAAA??
User avatar #78 to #82 - JoeTheRooster (10/08/2010) [-]
yeah haha.
It is preety weird.
But I'm proud of it.
User avatar #79 to #83 - ARandomSpoon (10/08/2010) [-]
I think its epic. I think i'm an anteater.
User avatar #80 to #84 - JoeTheRooster (10/08/2010) [-]
Yes you are.
User avatar #81 to #85 - ARandomSpoon (10/08/2010) [-]
Yay. **** YOU! (i'm an anteater.)
#82 to #86 - JoeTheRooster (10/08/2010) [-]
But I get payed in gum.
#74 - holycrapiliektoast (10/04/2010) [-]
ahhhhhhh 						******					 you catchin up
ahhhhhhh ****** you catchin up
User avatar #75 to #79 - JoeTheRooster (10/04/2010) [-]
Lol wut is this I dont even.
User avatar #71 to #74 - JoeTheRooster (10/03/2010) [-]
haha great success
User avatar #72 to #76 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe ONLINE (10/03/2010) [-]
I got like 100 thumbs and lost a rank. U gained a couple 100
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