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|#28 - Batman would win in a fight because he always carries Kryptoni… [+] (17 new replies)||11/27/2013 on Good guy clark||+2|
#30 - anonymous poster (11/27/2013) [-]
Ok let's fucking discuss this right now. Superman moves at 7x the speed of light. Please tell me how Batman, a human, can keep up with that sheer speed? He can't. Batman will never be able to take that kryptonite out. Superman would have knocked his head off before he gets a chance. BUT LET'S SAY BY SOME MIRACLE BATMAN GETS IT OUT! Superman can and has overpowered the effects kryptonite has on him for minutes at a time. He wont need more than a few milliseconds to kill Batman if that long. Superman ALSO has a suit he can wear tat completely nullifies the effects of kryptonite on him. Does not affect him at all when he's in it. He could be holding it himself and still nothing. It's over. Superman wins. Batman doesn't stand a chance.
#60 - pedobarekiller (11/27/2013) [-]
just like iron man has the hulk buster armour, batman has a suit that is very effective decreasing the force of supermans blows (i have no fucking clue how as supermans blows are insanley powerfull). and how often does superman wear the suit that is able to block the effects of kryptonite? never; unless he is going into something where he knows that the chance of him having kryptonite used against him is very high. this is because: however powerfull superman is (and he is absolutly up there), the man of steel is naieve, has poor forseight and once he starts taking hits, the favour of the fight moves very quickly away from him, usually out of reach. now you might say "how would batman know when to wear the anit-superman suit?". because what batman obviously lacks in physical power compared to super heroes (and to a greater and more relevant extent, superman) he makes up for in his ginius level intellect, allowing him to know what everyone of importance (be it friend or foe) is going to do two steps before they do it, whether they know it or not. that is why the batman would win.
#67 - anonymous poster (11/27/2013) [-]
This isn't a fair fight then. Why the fuck does Batman get to prepare but not superman? This is the problem with EVERY ONE of Batman's fights. It's his bullshit one sided writing. In a fair 1v1 fight Superman wins. Let's say the 2 are walking with each other, then BAM MIND CONTROL! Out of nowhere Superman attacks Batman. No warning. No clue it was going to happen. Just a random fight. Neither has time to prepare for the other so it's fair. Batman will be destroyed easily. Completely random and spontaneous fight so neither gets the upper hand of planning for the fight.
Also how the fuck do you expect batman to be able to land a hit on a being that moves at if not FASTER than the speed of light? Batman is human. He can't do it.
#74 - pedobarekiller (11/28/2013) [-]
two things. firstly, you didn't say shit about a spontanious hit while the two are walking down the street. clearly, batman would have his block knocked off. he just can't compete with that kind of strength. however, that is not how shit rolls in the DC universe, if superman were to go rouge, there would be plenty of signs. secondly, does the word "kryptonite" mean anything to you? because to me it is the shit that makes superman as weak as a normal human. that means no: flying, super strength, super speed, heat/xray vision, frost breath, super durability etc. and thus easily able to be hit by batman. it is simple. when superman is as weak as a noral human, the batman is dominant.
#53 - elbrysobrony (11/27/2013) [-]
Well... I mean, he raises a couple valid points... I'm not 100% sure about the validity of the anti-kryptonite suit, but, if it was in a straight fight, Superman would most likely win, because, like he said, Supes can move at ludicrous speeds and hits like a meteor.
I feel like Batman, when going up against superheroes/villains, uses stealth and environment control to win (Smokescreens, hiding in the dark, getting the first shot in when the opponent doesn't know he's there, etc.), and, with the knowledge that Superman CAN get shot by a Kryptonite bullet and be fatally wounded by it (As seen in Justice League: Doom), he does have a chance of killing Superman.
Now, please bear in mind that the aforementioned movie was the ONLY thing of Justice League I've ever seen. I've never read the comics, nor watched the TV show or any other movies, nor saw any movies starring either of them bar the Dark Knight trilogy. If any of my information is incorrect, please correct me. I don't want to seem like a doofus more than once.
#44 - anonymous poster (11/27/2013) [-]
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