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JklnHyd

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Date Signed Up:2/25/2009
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Times Content Favorited:81 times
Total Comments Made:6377
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#18 - Picture 10/27/2014 on Dodge and get rekt bitch +7
#42 - Picture 10/27/2014 on This is the hero we need +23
#13 - So many red thumbs down here... 10/23/2014 on Times have changed +1
#13 - Picture 10/22/2014 on Anon plays Skyrim -1
#12 - It's all good. 10/21/2014 on All these people thinking... -1
#10 - I'm not trying to give you **** ; I'm just here to expla…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/20/2014 on All these people thinking... -1
User avatar #11 - fuckingtrolls (10/20/2014) [-]
I was genuinely confused I didn't mean to come of as rude,
sorry breh
User avatar #12 - JklnHyd (10/21/2014) [-]
It's all good.
#8 - He's referring to this.  [+] (4 new replies) 10/20/2014 on All these people thinking... 0
User avatar #9 - fuckingtrolls (10/20/2014) [-]
Oh,
They're like two hours apart I couldn't have noticed it
User avatar #10 - JklnHyd (10/20/2014) [-]
I'm not trying to give you shit; I'm just here to explain the situation, since you seemed genuinely confused by his comment.
User avatar #11 - fuckingtrolls (10/20/2014) [-]
I was genuinely confused I didn't mean to come of as rude,
sorry breh
User avatar #12 - JklnHyd (10/21/2014) [-]
It's all good.
#58 - I don't think they get built into houses anymore, but they sti… 10/20/2014 on This is the world I want to... 0
#43 - And that one job was done, obstacles be damned.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/20/2014 on You had one job- comp +12
User avatar #46 - subaqueousreach (10/20/2014) [-]
Hey, the guy got some sick ass stripes for his ride.

Now he's gettin all dat booty.
User avatar #44 - emperorskittles (10/20/2014) [-]
from the looks of the architecture, that's Germany (Or somewhere along those lines)
#36 - You can most assuredly fail to properly abort a fetus, particu…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/19/2014 on Meet the Pallas Cat 0
#37 - ryjed (10/19/2014) [-]
**ryjed rolled image** hahaha i don't think i said you can't fail to abort it. I said you either do it or you don't. In that case you don't do it. It doesn't "take". insemination "takes".
#46 - Actually, I'm pretty sure all of the ones posted so far are re… 10/19/2014 on street perfomer 0
#34 - See, this is why the abortion didn't take. Your mom needed thi…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/19/2014 on Meet the Pallas Cat 0
#35 - ryjed (10/19/2014) [-]
**ryjed rolled image** hahaha i don't believe an abortiontakes. you either rip the fetus out of the womb or you don't
User avatar #36 - JklnHyd (10/19/2014) [-]
You can most assuredly fail to properly abort a fetus, particularly if trying to do so at home. Such failures can result in significant problems for the child. Depending on what exactly goes wrong, it could result in severe mental impairment.
#37 - ryjed (10/19/2014) [-]
**ryjed rolled image** hahaha i don't think i said you can't fail to abort it. I said you either do it or you don't. In that case you don't do it. It doesn't "take". insemination "takes".
#5 - Picture  [+] (9 new replies) 10/19/2014 on street perfomer +12
#21 - jellykuba (10/19/2014) [-]
#23 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Tomomo best reaction.
#25 - jellykuba (10/19/2014) [-]
#30 - invshika (10/19/2014) [-]
#75 - dyalibya (10/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #37 - amuter (10/19/2014) [-]
I keep wondering if she's actually says these stuff in the manga or if they're just edits.
User avatar #38 - amuter (10/19/2014) [-]
if she*

God if i could just edit my comments on funnyjunk
User avatar #47 - invshika (10/19/2014) [-]
yes, she does actually say this stuff
User avatar #46 - JklnHyd (10/19/2014) [-]
Actually, I'm pretty sure all of the ones posted so far are real screenshots.
#137 - Well, this is where I get off this ride. Even for a joke, I am…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/19/2014 on amerifats +2
#138 - unfitninjuh (10/19/2014) [-]
And that's not even scratching the fucking surface.
#185 - themassivefail (10/19/2014) [-]
What you got 'in the back', everything on display seems tame bruh.
#135 - I refer you back to the fine print.  [+] (4 new replies) 10/19/2014 on amerifats +1
#136 - unfitninjuh (10/19/2014) [-]
You have been warned. Check these sites on your own volition, many of which require verification



koudelka2005.deviantart.com/gallery/
the-murdellicious.deviantart.com/gallery/
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ9YctC5wHY
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRnRS19topc

And the cream of the crap
knowyourmeme.com/memes/cringeworthy/photos
#137 - JklnHyd (10/19/2014) [-]
Well, this is where I get off this ride. Even for a joke, I am not clicking those links. Have fun, you crazy kids.
#138 - unfitninjuh (10/19/2014) [-]
And that's not even scratching the fucking surface.
#185 - themassivefail (10/19/2014) [-]
What you got 'in the back', everything on display seems tame bruh.
#133 - please note that all images, comments, postings, con…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/19/2014 on amerifats +1
#134 - unfitninjuh (10/19/2014) [-]
Do you really wish to stare into the very territory in which gods and men fear tread, to see the very steep price of which humans pay for their excess and decadence, and the very terrifying and disgusting shapes that would question your very faith in humanity and its reproduction?
#135 - JklnHyd (10/19/2014) [-]
I refer you back to the fine print.
#136 - unfitninjuh (10/19/2014) [-]
You have been warned. Check these sites on your own volition, many of which require verification



koudelka2005.deviantart.com/gallery/
the-murdellicious.deviantart.com/gallery/
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ9YctC5wHY
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRnRS19topc

And the cream of the crap
knowyourmeme.com/memes/cringeworthy/photos
#137 - JklnHyd (10/19/2014) [-]
Well, this is where I get off this ride. Even for a joke, I am not clicking those links. Have fun, you crazy kids.
#138 - unfitninjuh (10/19/2014) [-]
And that's not even scratching the fucking surface.
#185 - themassivefail (10/19/2014) [-]
What you got 'in the back', everything on display seems tame bruh.
#127 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 10/19/2014 on amerifats +1
#132 - unfitninjuh (10/19/2014) [-]
Trust me, you don't
User avatar #133 - JklnHyd (10/19/2014) [-]


please note that all images, comments, postings, conversations, etc. may at poster's discretion be used solely for entertainment purposes. The above described media does not necessarily represent the views, opinions, or erections of the poster
#134 - unfitninjuh (10/19/2014) [-]
Do you really wish to stare into the very territory in which gods and men fear tread, to see the very steep price of which humans pay for their excess and decadence, and the very terrifying and disgusting shapes that would question your very faith in humanity and its reproduction?
#135 - JklnHyd (10/19/2014) [-]
I refer you back to the fine print.
#136 - unfitninjuh (10/19/2014) [-]
You have been warned. Check these sites on your own volition, many of which require verification



koudelka2005.deviantart.com/gallery/
the-murdellicious.deviantart.com/gallery/
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ9YctC5wHY
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRnRS19topc

And the cream of the crap
knowyourmeme.com/memes/cringeworthy/photos
#137 - JklnHyd (10/19/2014) [-]
Well, this is where I get off this ride. Even for a joke, I am not clicking those links. Have fun, you crazy kids.
#138 - unfitninjuh (10/19/2014) [-]
And that's not even scratching the fucking surface.
#185 - themassivefail (10/19/2014) [-]
What you got 'in the back', everything on display seems tame bruh.
#12 - Picture 10/18/2014 on GAWKER ADS GETS PULLED OFF... +1
#9 - Picture 10/14/2014 on Pancakes +1
#26 - I do. 10/14/2014 on cant track me admin 0
#16 - Picture 10/14/2014 on d'awwwest gif of my life 0
#156 - I love Jitsu Wa Watashi Wa. ******* hilarious manga.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2014 on Denial +1
#163 - garuda (10/14/2014) [-]
really?
#85 - I'm fairly certain you have that backwards. Also, butt lasers.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/12/2014 on do they even have an ethics... +1
User avatar #115 - dharkmoswen (10/13/2014) [-]
for anyone wondering, SCP's ending in -j are joke SCP's and not cannon
User avatar #116 - dharkmoswen (10/13/2014) [-]
canon*
#84 - I'm fairly certain you have that backwards. Also, butt lasers. 10/12/2014 on do they even have an ethics... +1
#83 - I'm fairly certain you have that backwards. Also, butt lasers. 10/12/2014 on do they even have an ethics... +1

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User avatar #77 - JklnHyd (09/14/2014) [-]
Well, on the off chance someone looks at this and wonders what the hell's with the gap in activity, I was not dead or in a coma. I've been without a computer for just shy of two years and using my phone was too much of a pain in the ass. My primary regret is the complete loss of my multi-thousand image reaction folder.
User avatar #78 to #77 - majormayor (12/11/2014) [-]
okay
User avatar #76 - majormayor (04/07/2014) [-]
Arise.
User avatar #74 - naoxyn ONLINE (04/28/2013) [-]
You're awesome,

just sayin
#68 - Ken M (12/18/2012) [-]
**** you thumbwhore
User avatar #69 to #68 - JklnHyd (12/19/2012) [-]
Excuse me? I haven't even posted content since last year.
#65 - insevin (10/28/2012) [-]
Yeah you definitely cheat in thumbs. None of your comments for SEVERAL pages have ANY red thumbs, ******* cheater. Get a life.
User avatar #67 to #65 - JklnHyd (10/28/2012) [-]
Also, there's the fact that I do have one comment with a red thumb. Unless of course, you did that, because you had nothing better to do than thumb down random comments of mine.
User avatar #66 to #65 - JklnHyd (10/28/2012) [-]
Have you considered that perhaps that is because I do not say things which are exceptionally stupid? Also, why are you spending time going through my profile? You seem a bit obsessed.
#64 - JklnHyd (12/15/2010) [-]
Comment Picture
#61 - Ken M (12/05/2010) [-]
aaayyy whats up
User avatar #62 to #61 - JklnHyd (12/05/2010) [-]
Uhhh....nothing. There have been several random comments on my profile lately. Take yours for example.
User avatar #59 - CiaraMc (12/05/2010) [-]
Content ranking #6666 AAAAAHHHHH
User avatar #60 to #59 - JklnHyd (12/05/2010) [-]
Ooo.....kay. Have fun with that.
#58 - karidagur ONLINE (12/04/2010) [-]
I AM BULLETPROOF!!
#63 to #58 - LeoLopez (12/12/2010) [-]
I AM RAPE FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!
User avatar #53 to #52 - JklnHyd (11/26/2010) [-]
Okay.
Wait a minute, who am I looking for? And for that matter, since when have I been your son?!
#54 to #53 - confusingcircles (11/26/2010) [-]
You have always been my son, you just never knew it.
I'm going after the bear. Lord Colbert has commanded it!
#55 to #54 - JklnHyd (11/26/2010) [-]
Seems legit. TO BATTLE!
#56 to #55 - confusingcircles (11/26/2010) [-]
Let me stretch.
Let me stretch.
#57 to #56 - JklnHyd (11/26/2010) [-]
Alright. Stretching can be fun.
Alright. Stretching can be fun.
User avatar #51 - adip (11/16/2010) [-]
Lmao, your trolling that guy.
Hard.
User avatar #50 - JklnHyd (11/15/2010) [-]
This is just to see if I can even leave a comment on my own profile. I can't leave one anywhere else.
User avatar #35 - OptimusRhyme (11/02/2010) [-]
love the name. i chuckled when i realized it was Jekyll and Hyde :)
User avatar #36 to #35 - JklnHyd (11/02/2010) [-]
Thanks. It makes me rather sad whenever someone doesn't get it.
User avatar #37 to #36 - OptimusRhyme (11/02/2010) [-]
.....people don't get it? what has this world come to :/
User avatar #38 to #37 - JklnHyd (11/02/2010) [-]
I know. It doesn't happen often, but it does happen.
User avatar #39 to #38 - OptimusRhyme (11/02/2010) [-]
sigh... oh well.... what can we do..
#40 to #39 - JklnHyd (11/02/2010) [-]
We could create some kind of nuclear abomination. With chainsaws for hands, powered by the sadness of a thousand orphans to....... I'm sorry, what was this for?
User avatar #41 to #40 - OptimusRhyme (11/02/2010) [-]
You... It... Uhhh.... Well.... Umm... Oh **** it XD
User avatar #42 to #41 - JklnHyd (11/02/2010) [-]
Excellent! We'll need a test subject though.
...
Hmmm.....
User avatar #43 to #42 - OptimusRhyme (11/02/2010) [-]
Any ideas on what type of subject?
#45 to #43 - JklnHyd (11/02/2010) [-]
See above. Sorry, my latest experiment caused some problems.
See above. Sorry, my latest experiment caused some problems.
#46 to #45 - OptimusRhyme (11/03/2010) [-]
Well then, Professor, off to Decapod 10!
#47 to #46 - JklnHyd (11/03/2010) [-]
We had make it quick.
We had make it quick.
User avatar #48 to #47 - OptimusRhyme (11/03/2010) [-]
HAHAHAHA OMG I JUST LAUGHED SO HARD AT THAT GIF
#49 to #48 - JklnHyd (11/03/2010) [-]
Hurray for laughter!
Hurray for laughter!
User avatar #33 - WhattheNorris (10/28/2010) [-]
OCTOPUSSY
User avatar #34 to #33 - JklnHyd (10/28/2010) [-]
AAAHHHH! I'm not a good decision maker.
User avatar #13 - Athenaenvy (10/21/2010) [-]
the talking cat gif also makes me laugh lol
i commented here to make it easier :P
User avatar #14 to #13 - JklnHyd (10/21/2010) [-]
Yeah, that makes more sense than going to previous comments over and over.
User avatar #15 to #14 - Athenaenvy (10/21/2010) [-]
i'm full of ideas.
you can thank me later. lol
User avatar #16 to #15 - JklnHyd (10/21/2010) [-]
I could.....but that doesn't mean I will. Because, YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
.....
Wait.......never mind, I don't care.
User avatar #17 to #16 - Athenaenvy (10/21/2010) [-]
fine.. then dont :P
see what your rebelliousness will do about that!
#18 to #17 - JklnHyd (10/21/2010) [-]
I-....you-....so wha-....then how abou-......MY BRAIN!
I-....you-....so wha-....then how abou-......MY BRAIN!
User avatar #19 to #18 - Athenaenvy (10/21/2010) [-]
i have ****** your mind.
how do you feel about that?!?!
User avatar #20 to #19 - JklnHyd (10/21/2010) [-]
I feel dirty and used.
User avatar #21 to #20 - Athenaenvy (10/21/2010) [-]
:c
i didn't mean to.
you said 'no' but i thought you meant 'yes'.
User avatar #22 to #21 - JklnHyd (10/21/2010) [-]
Oh well in that case, it isn't rape if it's an accident.
User avatar #23 to #22 - Athenaenvy (10/21/2010) [-]
sweet... so we're cool then?
User avatar #24 to #23 - JklnHyd (10/21/2010) [-]
For now.......
But I've got my eye on you.
User avatar #25 to #24 - Athenaenvy (10/21/2010) [-]
.... like..... litereally your eyeball is touching my skin?
now i feel dirty ._.
User avatar #26 to #25 - JklnHyd (10/21/2010) [-]
Well then, I guess we're even now.
User avatar #27 to #26 - Athenaenvy (10/21/2010) [-]
yeah... as long as you get your eyeballs off me.
it feels weird.
User avatar #28 to #27 - JklnHyd (10/21/2010) [-]
*sigh* Alright.
#29 to #28 - Athenaenvy (10/21/2010) [-]
thankyousir.   
have a cookie...
thankyousir.
have a cookie...
User avatar #30 to #29 - JklnHyd (10/21/2010) [-]
YAY! I love cookies.
User avatar #31 to #30 - Athenaenvy (10/21/2010) [-]
cookies. are. great.
#32 to #31 - JklnHyd (10/21/2010) [-]
Yeah, but waffles are also pretty good.
Yeah, but waffles are also pretty good.
#11 - CoLbErIc **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #12 to #11 - JklnHyd (10/02/2010) [-]
AHHHH!! STEALITIZATION OF MY STUFFS!!!!!!!! No, wait, it's cool.
User avatar #10 - Achcer (10/01/2010) [-]
Sup
User avatar #6 - pluto (09/29/2010) [-]
jeckle and hyde
User avatar #7 to #6 - JklnHyd (09/29/2010) [-]
Thank you. No one ever gets it.
User avatar #8 to #7 - pluto (09/29/2010) [-]
I noticed it right off the bat
#9 to #8 - JklnHyd (09/29/2010) [-]
Well then, you deserve this.
Well then, you deserve this.
User avatar #1 - TheReich (09/22/2010) [-]
Your avatar reminded me of this <:D

You need to login to view this link

also, comment virginity taken
User avatar #2 to #1 - JklnHyd (09/22/2010) [-]
Nooooooooo!!! Not yet. Stranger danger, stranger danger!!!!!
User avatar #3 to #2 - TheReich (09/22/2010) [-]
It's from thebest404pageever....

It's safe.
User avatar #4 to #3 - JklnHyd (09/22/2010) [-]
Not the link, the joke was in reference to the second part.
User avatar #5 to #4 - TheReich (09/22/2010) [-]
OH HOHO!
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