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JklnHyd

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Date Signed Up:2/25/2009
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#41 - Uuuuhhhhhhhh...... How do you know what a cat looks lik… 10/21/2010 on This is it. . . 0
#2 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2010 on Jesus Troll 0
#3 - TheMasterShake (10/21/2010) [-]
#1 - Picture 10/21/2010 on Riker loses his porn +1
#2 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2010 on My day at work +5
User avatar #3 - shinigamigod (10/21/2010) [-]
i actually had that gif as my phone background for ages
#5 - Woooow......... 10/21/2010 on Secrets 0
#16 - It was more like this.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2010 on Animal Myths 2 +4
User avatar #30 - thejokerisgod (10/21/2010) [-]
i see
#14 - I just thought I would share. I mostly ignore spiders, but the…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/21/2010 on Animal Myths 2 +3
#15 - thejokerisgod (10/21/2010) [-]
was it something lie this?
#16 - JklnHyd (10/21/2010) [-]
It was more like this.
User avatar #30 - thejokerisgod (10/21/2010) [-]
i see
#8 - I don't know. It has some rust. I suppose it depends on how mu…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2010 on WTF 0
#9 - DeadMetalXVIII (10/21/2010) [-]
just sayin, decent pic though. trippy
#11 - Well then you'll love this. On multiple occasions, I've had sp…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/21/2010 on Animal Myths 2 +5
User avatar #37 - THISpissesMEoff (10/21/2010) [-]
you need a new fucking key board dude
User avatar #42 - JklnHyd (10/21/2010) [-]
No, I need to not be surrounded by spiders. My house is old so it isn't sealed up very well, so they get in pretty easily.
#13 - thejokerisgod (10/21/2010) [-]
dude, why??
User avatar #14 - JklnHyd (10/21/2010) [-]
I just thought I would share. I mostly ignore spiders, but the first time that happened I nearly hit the ceiling. That's just not something anybody expects.
#15 - thejokerisgod (10/21/2010) [-]
was it something lie this?
#16 - JklnHyd (10/21/2010) [-]
It was more like this.
User avatar #30 - thejokerisgod (10/21/2010) [-]
i see
#2 - Hurray for jurassic park! 10/21/2010 on Something Cool 0
#6 - Yeah during that sort of overlap time, after a while movies st… 10/21/2010 on To Kids of the future 0
#30 - YAY! I love cookies.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/21/2010 on JklnHyd's profile 0
User avatar #31 - Athenaenvy (10/21/2010) [-]
cookies. are. great.
#32 - JklnHyd (10/21/2010) [-]
Yeah, but waffles are also pretty good.
#5 - What I want to know, is why does he have an "L" shaped dick?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/21/2010 on Advantages 0
User avatar #6 - doobedoobedoo (10/21/2010) [-]
I see where we had a breakdown in communication. I didn't mean that all of that 'L' was his dick only the horizontal part of it.
User avatar #7 - JklnHyd (10/21/2010) [-]
Ooooohhh. I see what you mean now.
#5 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2010 on You +1
#6 - Ken M Comment deleted by JklnHyd
#14 - Picture 10/21/2010 on Target Acquired 0
#12 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 10/21/2010 on Target Acquired 0
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#14 - JklnHyd (10/21/2010) [-]
#1 - Two? That's nothing. 10/21/2010 on RELEASE THE KRAKEN 0
#1 - Picture 10/21/2010 on Twilight Fans +1
#10 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 10/21/2010 on Target Acquired 0
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#14 - JklnHyd (10/21/2010) [-]
#10 - Wait, I'm sorry. I was actually doing my duty as a member of t…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2010 on Face Thy Wrath! 0
User avatar #11 - StopItStupid (10/21/2010) [-]
nooooo, you caught mee!
#9 - It's spelled, wrath. Grammar nazi, AWAY!  [+] (2 new replies) 10/21/2010 on Face Thy Wrath! 0
User avatar #10 - JklnHyd (10/21/2010) [-]
Wait, I'm sorry. I was actually doing my duty as a member of the spelling police there.
User avatar #11 - StopItStupid (10/21/2010) [-]
nooooo, you caught mee!
#8 - Not counting that 80% increased spillage. That's probably the …  [+] (6 new replies) 10/21/2010 on Target Acquired 0
#9 - Barinade (10/21/2010) [-]
Of course it's the fly's fault. It's not like I can piss through the fly, it splatters everywhere when I hit it.

I bet you're wondering how big the fly is.

Well.

It's about the size of a ping-pong ball.

Udigg?
#10 - JklnHyd (10/21/2010) [-]
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#14 - JklnHyd (10/21/2010) [-]
#1 - Not in the u.s. it isn't. Here it was 10-20 2010. 10/21/2010 on 2010 0
#6 - You piss at flies in the air and still get 20% in!? ... …  [+] (8 new replies) 10/21/2010 on Target Acquired 0
#7 - Barinade (10/21/2010) [-]
I am a professional pisser, I can piss at a fly in the kitchen and still manage to land my piss in the toilet.
User avatar #8 - JklnHyd (10/21/2010) [-]
Not counting that 80% increased spillage. That's probably the fly's fault though.
#9 - Barinade (10/21/2010) [-]
Of course it's the fly's fault. It's not like I can piss through the fly, it splatters everywhere when I hit it.

I bet you're wondering how big the fly is.

Well.

It's about the size of a ping-pong ball.

Udigg?
#10 - JklnHyd (10/21/2010) [-]
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#14 - JklnHyd (10/21/2010) [-]
#6 - Nope. It seems to have been there long enough for the tree to …  [+] (3 new replies) 10/21/2010 on WTF 0
#7 - DeadMetalXVIII (10/21/2010) [-]
but the bike doesnt look like its been there for a long time, no rust, to degredation?
User avatar #8 - JklnHyd (10/21/2010) [-]
I don't know. It has some rust. I suppose it depends on how much moisture there was and how fast that type of tree grows. You may be right.
#9 - DeadMetalXVIII (10/21/2010) [-]
just sayin, decent pic though. trippy

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User avatar #77 - JklnHyd (09/14/2014) [-]
Well, on the off chance someone looks at this and wonders what the hell's with the gap in activity, I was not dead or in a coma. I've been without a computer for just shy of two years and using my phone was too much of a pain in the ass. My primary regret is the complete loss of my multi-thousand image reaction folder.
User avatar #78 to #77 - majormayor (12/11/2014) [-]
okay
User avatar #76 - majormayor (04/07/2014) [-]
Arise.
User avatar #74 - naoxyn (04/28/2013) [-]
You're awesome,

just sayin
#68 - Ken M (12/18/2012) [-]
**** you thumbwhore
User avatar #69 to #68 - JklnHyd (12/19/2012) [-]
Excuse me? I haven't even posted content since last year.
#65 - insevin (10/28/2012) [-]
Yeah you definitely cheat in thumbs. None of your comments for SEVERAL pages have ANY red thumbs, ******* cheater. Get a life.
User avatar #67 to #65 - JklnHyd (10/28/2012) [-]
Also, there's the fact that I do have one comment with a red thumb. Unless of course, you did that, because you had nothing better to do than thumb down random comments of mine.
User avatar #66 to #65 - JklnHyd (10/28/2012) [-]
Have you considered that perhaps that is because I do not say things which are exceptionally stupid? Also, why are you spending time going through my profile? You seem a bit obsessed.
#64 - JklnHyd (12/15/2010) [-]
Comment Picture
#61 - Ken M (12/05/2010) [-]
aaayyy whats up
User avatar #62 to #61 - JklnHyd (12/05/2010) [-]
Uhhh....nothing. There have been several random comments on my profile lately. Take yours for example.
User avatar #59 - CiaraMc (12/05/2010) [-]
Content ranking #6666 AAAAAHHHHH
User avatar #60 to #59 - JklnHyd (12/05/2010) [-]
Ooo.....kay. Have fun with that.
#58 - karidagur ONLINE (12/04/2010) [-]
I AM BULLETPROOF!!
#63 to #58 - LeoLopez (12/12/2010) [-]
I AM RAPE FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!
User avatar #53 to #52 - JklnHyd (11/26/2010) [-]
Okay.
Wait a minute, who am I looking for? And for that matter, since when have I been your son?!
#54 to #53 - confusingcircles (11/26/2010) [-]
You have always been my son, you just never knew it.
I'm going after the bear. Lord Colbert has commanded it!
#55 to #54 - JklnHyd (11/26/2010) [-]
Seems legit. TO BATTLE!
#56 to #55 - confusingcircles (11/26/2010) [-]
Let me stretch.
Let me stretch.
#57 to #56 - JklnHyd (11/26/2010) [-]
Alright. Stretching can be fun.
Alright. Stretching can be fun.
User avatar #51 - adip (11/16/2010) [-]
Lmao, your trolling that guy.
Hard.
User avatar #50 - JklnHyd (11/15/2010) [-]
This is just to see if I can even leave a comment on my own profile. I can't leave one anywhere else.
User avatar #35 - OptimusRhyme (11/02/2010) [-]
love the name. i chuckled when i realized it was Jekyll and Hyde :)
User avatar #36 to #35 - JklnHyd (11/02/2010) [-]
Thanks. It makes me rather sad whenever someone doesn't get it.
User avatar #37 to #36 - OptimusRhyme (11/02/2010) [-]
.....people don't get it? what has this world come to :/
User avatar #38 to #37 - JklnHyd (11/02/2010) [-]
I know. It doesn't happen often, but it does happen.
User avatar #39 to #38 - OptimusRhyme (11/02/2010) [-]
sigh... oh well.... what can we do..
#40 to #39 - JklnHyd (11/02/2010) [-]
We could create some kind of nuclear abomination. With chainsaws for hands, powered by the sadness of a thousand orphans to....... I'm sorry, what was this for?
User avatar #41 to #40 - OptimusRhyme (11/02/2010) [-]
You... It... Uhhh.... Well.... Umm... Oh **** it XD
User avatar #42 to #41 - JklnHyd (11/02/2010) [-]
Excellent! We'll need a test subject though.
...
Hmmm.....
User avatar #43 to #42 - OptimusRhyme (11/02/2010) [-]
Any ideas on what type of subject?
#45 to #43 - JklnHyd (11/02/2010) [-]
See above. Sorry, my latest experiment caused some problems.
See above. Sorry, my latest experiment caused some problems.
#46 to #45 - OptimusRhyme (11/03/2010) [-]
Well then, Professor, off to Decapod 10!
#47 to #46 - JklnHyd (11/03/2010) [-]
We had make it quick.
We had make it quick.
User avatar #48 to #47 - OptimusRhyme (11/03/2010) [-]
HAHAHAHA OMG I JUST LAUGHED SO HARD AT THAT GIF
#49 to #48 - JklnHyd (11/03/2010) [-]
Hurray for laughter!
Hurray for laughter!
User avatar #33 - WhattheNorris (10/28/2010) [-]
OCTOPUSSY
User avatar #34 to #33 - JklnHyd (10/28/2010) [-]
AAAHHHH! I'm not a good decision maker.
User avatar #13 - Athenaenvy (10/21/2010) [-]
the talking cat gif also makes me laugh lol
i commented here to make it easier :P
User avatar #14 to #13 - JklnHyd (10/21/2010) [-]
Yeah, that makes more sense than going to previous comments over and over.
User avatar #15 to #14 - Athenaenvy (10/21/2010) [-]
i'm full of ideas.
you can thank me later. lol
User avatar #16 to #15 - JklnHyd (10/21/2010) [-]
I could.....but that doesn't mean I will. Because, YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
.....
Wait.......never mind, I don't care.
User avatar #17 to #16 - Athenaenvy (10/21/2010) [-]
fine.. then dont :P
see what your rebelliousness will do about that!
#18 to #17 - JklnHyd (10/21/2010) [-]
I-....you-....so wha-....then how abou-......MY BRAIN!
I-....you-....so wha-....then how abou-......MY BRAIN!
User avatar #19 to #18 - Athenaenvy (10/21/2010) [-]
i have ****** your mind.
how do you feel about that?!?!
User avatar #20 to #19 - JklnHyd (10/21/2010) [-]
I feel dirty and used.
User avatar #21 to #20 - Athenaenvy (10/21/2010) [-]
:c
i didn't mean to.
you said 'no' but i thought you meant 'yes'.
User avatar #22 to #21 - JklnHyd (10/21/2010) [-]
Oh well in that case, it isn't rape if it's an accident.
User avatar #23 to #22 - Athenaenvy (10/21/2010) [-]
sweet... so we're cool then?
User avatar #24 to #23 - JklnHyd (10/21/2010) [-]
For now.......
But I've got my eye on you.
User avatar #25 to #24 - Athenaenvy (10/21/2010) [-]
.... like..... litereally your eyeball is touching my skin?
now i feel dirty ._.
User avatar #26 to #25 - JklnHyd (10/21/2010) [-]
Well then, I guess we're even now.
User avatar #27 to #26 - Athenaenvy (10/21/2010) [-]
yeah... as long as you get your eyeballs off me.
it feels weird.
User avatar #28 to #27 - JklnHyd (10/21/2010) [-]
*sigh* Alright.
#29 to #28 - Athenaenvy (10/21/2010) [-]
thankyousir.   
have a cookie...
thankyousir.
have a cookie...
User avatar #30 to #29 - JklnHyd (10/21/2010) [-]
YAY! I love cookies.
User avatar #31 to #30 - Athenaenvy (10/21/2010) [-]
cookies. are. great.
#32 to #31 - JklnHyd (10/21/2010) [-]
Yeah, but waffles are also pretty good.
Yeah, but waffles are also pretty good.
#11 - CoLbErIc **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #12 to #11 - JklnHyd (10/02/2010) [-]
AHHHH!! STEALITIZATION OF MY STUFFS!!!!!!!! No, wait, it's cool.
User avatar #10 - Achcer (10/01/2010) [-]
Sup
User avatar #6 - pluto (09/29/2010) [-]
jeckle and hyde
User avatar #7 to #6 - JklnHyd (09/29/2010) [-]
Thank you. No one ever gets it.
User avatar #8 to #7 - pluto (09/29/2010) [-]
I noticed it right off the bat
#9 to #8 - JklnHyd (09/29/2010) [-]
Well then, you deserve this.
Well then, you deserve this.
User avatar #1 - TheReich (09/22/2010) [-]
Your avatar reminded me of this <:D

You need to login to view this link

also, comment virginity taken
User avatar #2 to #1 - JklnHyd (09/22/2010) [-]
Nooooooooo!!! Not yet. Stranger danger, stranger danger!!!!!
User avatar #3 to #2 - TheReich (09/22/2010) [-]
It's from thebest404pageever....

It's safe.
User avatar #4 to #3 - JklnHyd (09/22/2010) [-]
Not the link, the joke was in reference to the second part.
User avatar #5 to #4 - TheReich (09/22/2010) [-]
OH HOHO!
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