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#219 - Shoplifting. It was pretty stupid on my part. I got to do comm… 05/03/2013 on School lunch 0
#14 - While that is true, the meme is almost undoubtably the reason … 05/02/2013 on When You See It..... 0
#57 - Perhaps I should rephrase that. The school food was no better …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/02/2013 on School lunch +8
#136 - iamnotacleverman (05/02/2013) [-]
jkln, pls explain
#125 - anonymous (05/02/2013) [-]
So What did you do to get into jail
User avatar #219 - JklnHyd (05/03/2013) [-]
Shoplifting. It was pretty stupid on my part. I got to do community service to get the record removed though, so that was good.
#203 - anonymous (05/02/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
#8 - Yes, it is a quote from the show. Singling it out and quoting … 05/02/2013 on When You See It..... +2
#13 - A lot of that stuff can be bought on 05/02/2013 on just some cool stuff +2
#7 - My school had better food than our local jail.  [+] (6 new replies) 05/02/2013 on School lunch 0
User avatar #48 - useroftheLOLZ (05/02/2013) [-]
WHERE IN THE WORLD DO YOU FUCKING LIVE, WHERE YOUR FOOD IS BETTER THAN PRISON FOOD? FUCKING FRANCE? SERIOUSLY, I LEGITIMATELY WANT TO KNOW SO THAT I CAN SPREAD THE WORLD OF THIS PROMISED LAND!
User avatar #57 - JklnHyd (05/02/2013) [-]
Perhaps I should rephrase that. The school food was no better than anywhere else. The jail food was just some unidentifiable ooze.
#136 - iamnotacleverman (05/02/2013) [-]
jkln, pls explain
#125 - anonymous (05/02/2013) [-]
So What did you do to get into jail
User avatar #219 - JklnHyd (05/03/2013) [-]
Shoplifting. It was pretty stupid on my part. I got to do community service to get the record removed though, so that was good.
#203 - anonymous (05/02/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
#54 - Rainicorns. It's far more efficient that way.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/02/2013 on Funnyjunk +5
User avatar #226 - pandain (05/02/2013) [-]
That name is so blue I'm going to bleed my eyes out
User avatar #245 - wottafella (05/02/2013) [-]
Am I a brony now?
#24 - Picture 05/02/2013 on Cool eyes +1
#1 - I saw a guy at walmart wearing a shirt with Vegeta shouting &q…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/02/2013 on When You See It..... -42
User avatar #13 - weenieandthebutt (05/02/2013) [-]
To be fair, I reckon a lot of us people were aware of it before it became an internet meme in itself. I used to laugh about that quote with my school friends.
User avatar #14 - JklnHyd (05/02/2013) [-]
While that is true, the meme is almost undoubtably the reason for such a shirt to have been marketed.
User avatar #4 - kabuthefox (05/02/2013) [-]
how is that internet leakage?
its the quote from the show...sure its a meme but the show came first
#12 - weenieandthebutt has deleted their comment.
#9 - ironstrike (05/02/2013) [-]
I'm with JkinHyd on this. The show did come first, but without the mass amount of attention that the whole "9000" meme got, it wouldn't have ever been made in the first place.

The show created the quote, but the audience is the one who took the quote and made it into a meme.
User avatar #8 - JklnHyd (05/02/2013) [-]
Yes, it is a quote from the show. Singling it out and quoting it came from the internet. Basically every meme has a non-internet basis, but is itself still from the internet.
User avatar #3 - cfeuer (05/02/2013) [-]
My roomate wears that shirt :(
#9 - Source is Boku wa Tomadochi ga Sukunai 04/30/2013 on If only... +1
#126 - Picture 04/29/2013 on Blue names +54
#22 - Plastic Nee-san. Here's a link with good subtitles. 04/28/2013 on That's an a+ for subtitles +1
#176 - Yes. It's weird that I can tell from just the boobs, but I'm p… 04/28/2013 on bewbs 0
#58 - Fear not, for you have acquired some thumbs today. One day, pe… 04/28/2013 on bewbs +1
#25 - That looks really familiar, but I can't place it. 04/28/2013 on Mugi. 0
#56 - Reasons, huh?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/28/2013 on bewbs +1
User avatar #57 - naoxyn (04/28/2013) [-]
That feel when I'm not allowed to post pics or gifs...
#58 - JklnHyd (04/28/2013) [-]
Fear not, for you have acquired some thumbs today. One day, perhaps, you shall be able to post as we kings of old.
#54 - Thank you. I don't really have anything left to say, but here'…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/28/2013 on bewbs +3
User avatar #55 - naoxyn (04/28/2013) [-]
Favorited...for reasons...and science...and...STUFF.
#56 - JklnHyd (04/28/2013) [-]
Reasons, huh?
User avatar #57 - naoxyn (04/28/2013) [-]
That feel when I'm not allowed to post pics or gifs...
#58 - JklnHyd (04/28/2013) [-]
Fear not, for you have acquired some thumbs today. One day, perhaps, you shall be able to post as we kings of old.
#52 - It took a minute to find something relevant that wouldn't get …  [+] (6 new replies) 04/28/2013 on bewbs +4
User avatar #53 - naoxyn (04/28/2013) [-]
You Sir!
Are an amazing human being, and deserve a medal or something!
#54 - JklnHyd (04/28/2013) [-]
Thank you. I don't really have anything left to say, but here's a Matsu gif.
User avatar #55 - naoxyn (04/28/2013) [-]
Favorited...for reasons...and science...and...STUFF.
#56 - JklnHyd (04/28/2013) [-]
Reasons, huh?
User avatar #57 - naoxyn (04/28/2013) [-]
That feel when I'm not allowed to post pics or gifs...
#58 - JklnHyd (04/28/2013) [-]
Fear not, for you have acquired some thumbs today. One day, perhaps, you shall be able to post as we kings of old.
#50 - I have no idea what you mean.  [+] (10 new replies) 04/28/2013 on bewbs +3
#100 - pwnge (04/28/2013) [-]
Is this also from sekirei?
User avatar #176 - JklnHyd (04/28/2013) [-]
Yes. It's weird that I can tell from just the boobs, but I'm pretty much positive that's Kazehana.
User avatar #51 - naoxyn (04/28/2013) [-]
She has lovely...hands...
#52 - JklnHyd (04/28/2013) [-]
It took a minute to find something relevant that wouldn't get me banned.
User avatar #53 - naoxyn (04/28/2013) [-]
You Sir!
Are an amazing human being, and deserve a medal or something!
#54 - JklnHyd (04/28/2013) [-]
Thank you. I don't really have anything left to say, but here's a Matsu gif.
User avatar #55 - naoxyn (04/28/2013) [-]
Favorited...for reasons...and science...and...STUFF.
#56 - JklnHyd (04/28/2013) [-]
Reasons, huh?
User avatar #57 - naoxyn (04/28/2013) [-]
That feel when I'm not allowed to post pics or gifs...
#58 - JklnHyd (04/28/2013) [-]
Fear not, for you have acquired some thumbs today. One day, perhaps, you shall be able to post as we kings of old.
#48 - Shhhhhhhhh... It's alright, this is the internet. If you don't…  [+] (12 new replies) 04/28/2013 on bewbs +1
User avatar #49 - naoxyn (04/28/2013) [-]
Then again though...the plot kept skewing the story line for me... >.>
#50 - JklnHyd (04/28/2013) [-]
I have no idea what you mean.
#100 - pwnge (04/28/2013) [-]
Is this also from sekirei?
User avatar #176 - JklnHyd (04/28/2013) [-]
Yes. It's weird that I can tell from just the boobs, but I'm pretty much positive that's Kazehana.
User avatar #51 - naoxyn (04/28/2013) [-]
She has lovely...hands...
#52 - JklnHyd (04/28/2013) [-]
It took a minute to find something relevant that wouldn't get me banned.
User avatar #53 - naoxyn (04/28/2013) [-]
You Sir!
Are an amazing human being, and deserve a medal or something!
#54 - JklnHyd (04/28/2013) [-]
Thank you. I don't really have anything left to say, but here's a Matsu gif.
User avatar #55 - naoxyn (04/28/2013) [-]
Favorited...for reasons...and science...and...STUFF.
#56 - JklnHyd (04/28/2013) [-]
Reasons, huh?
User avatar #57 - naoxyn (04/28/2013) [-]
That feel when I'm not allowed to post pics or gifs...
#58 - JklnHyd (04/28/2013) [-]
Fear not, for you have acquired some thumbs today. One day, perhaps, you shall be able to post as we kings of old.
#46 - No, it doesn't explicitly state that, but I believe that is th…  [+] (14 new replies) 04/28/2013 on bewbs 0
User avatar #47 - naoxyn (04/28/2013) [-]
I am...shamed....
User avatar #48 - JklnHyd (04/28/2013) [-]
Shhhhhhhhh... It's alright, this is the internet. If you don't feel shame every once in a while, you're not doing it right.
User avatar #49 - naoxyn (04/28/2013) [-]
Then again though...the plot kept skewing the story line for me... >.>
#50 - JklnHyd (04/28/2013) [-]
I have no idea what you mean.
#100 - pwnge (04/28/2013) [-]
Is this also from sekirei?
User avatar #176 - JklnHyd (04/28/2013) [-]
Yes. It's weird that I can tell from just the boobs, but I'm pretty much positive that's Kazehana.
User avatar #51 - naoxyn (04/28/2013) [-]
She has lovely...hands...
#52 - JklnHyd (04/28/2013) [-]
It took a minute to find something relevant that wouldn't get me banned.
User avatar #53 - naoxyn (04/28/2013) [-]
You Sir!
Are an amazing human being, and deserve a medal or something!
#54 - JklnHyd (04/28/2013) [-]
Thank you. I don't really have anything left to say, but here's a Matsu gif.
User avatar #55 - naoxyn (04/28/2013) [-]
Favorited...for reasons...and science...and...STUFF.
#56 - JklnHyd (04/28/2013) [-]
Reasons, huh?
User avatar #57 - naoxyn (04/28/2013) [-]
That feel when I'm not allowed to post pics or gifs...
#58 - JklnHyd (04/28/2013) [-]
Fear not, for you have acquired some thumbs today. One day, perhaps, you shall be able to post as we kings of old.
#41 - It was a ship. I believe that is revealed in the anime. The ma…  [+] (16 new replies) 04/28/2013 on bewbs +1
User avatar #44 - naoxyn (04/28/2013) [-]
Ah, ok. I never read the manga XD

it wasn't ever really specified in the show that they were "aliens"

User avatar #46 - JklnHyd (04/28/2013) [-]
No, it doesn't explicitly state that, but I believe that is the conclusion left to be most easily drawn.
User avatar #47 - naoxyn (04/28/2013) [-]
I am...shamed....
User avatar #48 - JklnHyd (04/28/2013) [-]
Shhhhhhhhh... It's alright, this is the internet. If you don't feel shame every once in a while, you're not doing it right.
User avatar #49 - naoxyn (04/28/2013) [-]
Then again though...the plot kept skewing the story line for me... >.>
#50 - JklnHyd (04/28/2013) [-]
I have no idea what you mean.
#100 - pwnge (04/28/2013) [-]
Is this also from sekirei?
User avatar #176 - JklnHyd (04/28/2013) [-]
Yes. It's weird that I can tell from just the boobs, but I'm pretty much positive that's Kazehana.
User avatar #51 - naoxyn (04/28/2013) [-]
She has lovely...hands...
#52 - JklnHyd (04/28/2013) [-]
It took a minute to find something relevant that wouldn't get me banned.
User avatar #53 - naoxyn (04/28/2013) [-]
You Sir!
Are an amazing human being, and deserve a medal or something!
#54 - JklnHyd (04/28/2013) [-]
Thank you. I don't really have anything left to say, but here's a Matsu gif.
User avatar #55 - naoxyn (04/28/2013) [-]
Favorited...for reasons...and science...and...STUFF.
#56 - JklnHyd (04/28/2013) [-]
Reasons, huh?
User avatar #57 - naoxyn (04/28/2013) [-]
That feel when I'm not allowed to post pics or gifs...
#58 - JklnHyd (04/28/2013) [-]
Fear not, for you have acquired some thumbs today. One day, perhaps, you shall be able to post as we kings of old.
#357 - I usually feel kind of left out on these, because they very ra…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2013 on Spiderman 0
#362 - kevinenter (04/28/2013) [-]
I know the feeling. They don't work with Prog very well either.
#50 - Yes.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2013 on Me every single monday morning 0
#51 - ravemouse (04/27/2013) [-]
#3 - All three of them are characters form sekirei.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2013 on bewbs +1
User avatar #4 - kschmidty (04/27/2013) [-]
Thanks.
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User avatar #77 - JklnHyd (09/14/2014) [-]
Well, on the off chance someone looks at this and wonders what the hell's with the gap in activity, I was not dead or in a coma. I've been without a computer for just shy of two years and using my phone was too much of a pain in the ass. My primary regret is the complete loss of my multi-thousand image reaction folder.
User avatar #78 to #77 - majormayor (12/11/2014) [-]
okay
User avatar #76 - majormayor (04/07/2014) [-]
Arise.
User avatar #74 - naoxyn (04/28/2013) [-]
You're awesome,

just sayin
#68 - anonymous (12/18/2012) [-]
**** you thumbwhore
User avatar #69 to #68 - JklnHyd (12/19/2012) [-]
Excuse me? I haven't even posted content since last year.
#65 - insevin (10/28/2012) [-]
Yeah you definitely cheat in thumbs. None of your comments for SEVERAL pages have ANY red thumbs, ******* cheater. Get a life.
User avatar #67 to #65 - JklnHyd (10/28/2012) [-]
Also, there's the fact that I do have one comment with a red thumb. Unless of course, you did that, because you had nothing better to do than thumb down random comments of mine.
User avatar #66 to #65 - JklnHyd (10/28/2012) [-]
Have you considered that perhaps that is because I do not say things which are exceptionally stupid? Also, why are you spending time going through my profile? You seem a bit obsessed.
#64 - JklnHyd (12/15/2010) [-]
Comment Picture
#61 - anonymous (12/05/2010) [-]
aaayyy whats up
User avatar #62 to #61 - JklnHyd (12/05/2010) [-]
Uhhh....nothing. There have been several random comments on my profile lately. Take yours for example.
User avatar #59 - CiaraMc (12/05/2010) [-]
Content ranking #6666 AAAAAHHHHH
User avatar #60 to #59 - JklnHyd (12/05/2010) [-]
Ooo.....kay. Have fun with that.
#58 - karidagur (12/04/2010) [-]
I AM BULLETPROOF!!
#63 to #58 - LeoLopez (12/12/2010) [-]
I AM RAPE FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!
User avatar #53 to #52 - JklnHyd (11/26/2010) [-]
Okay.
Wait a minute, who am I looking for? And for that matter, since when have I been your son?!
#54 to #53 - confusingcircles (11/26/2010) [-]
You have always been my son, you just never knew it.
I'm going after the bear. Lord Colbert has commanded it!
#55 to #54 - JklnHyd (11/26/2010) [-]
Seems legit. TO BATTLE!
#56 to #55 - confusingcircles (11/26/2010) [-]
Let me stretch.
Let me stretch.
#57 to #56 - JklnHyd (11/26/2010) [-]
Alright. Stretching can be fun.
Alright. Stretching can be fun.
User avatar #51 - adip (11/16/2010) [-]
Lmao, your trolling that guy.
Hard.
User avatar #50 - JklnHyd (11/15/2010) [-]
This is just to see if I can even leave a comment on my own profile. I can't leave one anywhere else.
User avatar #35 - OptimusRhyme (11/02/2010) [-]
love the name. i chuckled when i realized it was Jekyll and Hyde :)
User avatar #36 to #35 - JklnHyd (11/02/2010) [-]
Thanks. It makes me rather sad whenever someone doesn't get it.
User avatar #37 to #36 - OptimusRhyme (11/02/2010) [-]
.....people don't get it? what has this world come to :/
User avatar #38 to #37 - JklnHyd (11/02/2010) [-]
I know. It doesn't happen often, but it does happen.
User avatar #39 to #38 - OptimusRhyme (11/02/2010) [-]
sigh... oh well.... what can we do..
#40 to #39 - JklnHyd (11/02/2010) [-]
We could create some kind of nuclear abomination. With chainsaws for hands, powered by the sadness of a thousand orphans to....... I'm sorry, what was this for?
User avatar #41 to #40 - OptimusRhyme (11/02/2010) [-]
You... It... Uhhh.... Well.... Umm... Oh **** it XD
User avatar #42 to #41 - JklnHyd (11/02/2010) [-]
Excellent! We'll need a test subject though.
...
Hmmm.....
User avatar #43 to #42 - OptimusRhyme (11/02/2010) [-]
Any ideas on what type of subject?
#45 to #43 - JklnHyd (11/02/2010) [-]
See above. Sorry, my latest experiment caused some problems.
See above. Sorry, my latest experiment caused some problems.
#46 to #45 - OptimusRhyme (11/03/2010) [-]
Well then, Professor, off to Decapod 10!
#47 to #46 - JklnHyd (11/03/2010) [-]
We had make it quick.
We had make it quick.
User avatar #48 to #47 - OptimusRhyme (11/03/2010) [-]
HAHAHAHA OMG I JUST LAUGHED SO HARD AT THAT GIF
#49 to #48 - JklnHyd (11/03/2010) [-]
Hurray for laughter!
Hurray for laughter!
User avatar #33 - WhattheNorris (10/28/2010) [-]
OCTOPUSSY
User avatar #34 to #33 - JklnHyd (10/28/2010) [-]
AAAHHHH! I'm not a good decision maker.
User avatar #13 - Athenaenvy (10/21/2010) [-]
the talking cat gif also makes me laugh lol
i commented here to make it easier :P
User avatar #14 to #13 - JklnHyd (10/21/2010) [-]
Yeah, that makes more sense than going to previous comments over and over.
User avatar #15 to #14 - Athenaenvy (10/21/2010) [-]
i'm full of ideas.
you can thank me later. lol
User avatar #16 to #15 - JklnHyd (10/21/2010) [-]
I could.....but that doesn't mean I will. Because, YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
.....
Wait.......never mind, I don't care.
User avatar #17 to #16 - Athenaenvy (10/21/2010) [-]
fine.. then dont :P
see what your rebelliousness will do about that!
#18 to #17 - JklnHyd (10/21/2010) [-]
I-....you-....so wha-....then how abou-......MY BRAIN!
I-....you-....so wha-....then how abou-......MY BRAIN!
User avatar #19 to #18 - Athenaenvy (10/21/2010) [-]
i have ****** your mind.
how do you feel about that?!?!
User avatar #20 to #19 - JklnHyd (10/21/2010) [-]
I feel dirty and used.
User avatar #21 to #20 - Athenaenvy (10/21/2010) [-]
:c
i didn't mean to.
you said 'no' but i thought you meant 'yes'.
User avatar #22 to #21 - JklnHyd (10/21/2010) [-]
Oh well in that case, it isn't rape if it's an accident.
User avatar #23 to #22 - Athenaenvy (10/21/2010) [-]
sweet... so we're cool then?
User avatar #24 to #23 - JklnHyd (10/21/2010) [-]
For now.......
But I've got my eye on you.
User avatar #25 to #24 - Athenaenvy (10/21/2010) [-]
.... like..... litereally your eyeball is touching my skin?
now i feel dirty ._.
User avatar #26 to #25 - JklnHyd (10/21/2010) [-]
Well then, I guess we're even now.
User avatar #27 to #26 - Athenaenvy (10/21/2010) [-]
yeah... as long as you get your eyeballs off me.
it feels weird.
User avatar #28 to #27 - JklnHyd (10/21/2010) [-]
*sigh* Alright.
#29 to #28 - Athenaenvy (10/21/2010) [-]
thankyousir.   
have a cookie...
thankyousir.
have a cookie...
User avatar #30 to #29 - JklnHyd (10/21/2010) [-]
YAY! I love cookies.
User avatar #31 to #30 - Athenaenvy (10/21/2010) [-]
cookies. are. great.
#32 to #31 - JklnHyd (10/21/2010) [-]
Yeah, but waffles are also pretty good.
Yeah, but waffles are also pretty good.
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User avatar #12 to #11 - JklnHyd (10/02/2010) [-]
AHHHH!! STEALITIZATION OF MY STUFFS!!!!!!!! No, wait, it's cool.
User avatar #10 - Achcer (10/01/2010) [-]
Sup
User avatar #6 - pluto (09/29/2010) [-]
jeckle and hyde
User avatar #7 to #6 - JklnHyd (09/29/2010) [-]
Thank you. No one ever gets it.
User avatar #8 to #7 - pluto (09/29/2010) [-]
I noticed it right off the bat
#9 to #8 - JklnHyd (09/29/2010) [-]
Well then, you deserve this.
Well then, you deserve this.
User avatar #1 - TheReich (09/22/2010) [-]
Your avatar reminded me of this <:D

You need to login to view this link

also, comment virginity taken
User avatar #2 to #1 - JklnHyd (09/22/2010) [-]
Nooooooooo!!! Not yet. Stranger danger, stranger danger!!!!!
User avatar #3 to #2 - TheReich (09/22/2010) [-]
It's from thebest404pageever....

It's safe.
User avatar #4 to #3 - JklnHyd (09/22/2010) [-]
Not the link, the joke was in reference to the second part.
User avatar #5 to #4 - TheReich (09/22/2010) [-]
OH HOHO!
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