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#7 - Good point. Though, you really should read the full instructio… 11/22/2014 on Ron Paul 2004 +1
#5 - Preparation is key.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/22/2014 on Ron Paul 2004 +4
User avatar #8 - randomwanker (11/22/2014) [-]
hydration is key bitch
User avatar #6 - willindor (11/22/2014) [-]
But it didn't say that I need a cinder block until the part where you are speeding in the desert.
User avatar #7 - JklnHyd (11/22/2014) [-]
Good point. Though, you really should read the full instructions before you start. Reading while you're driving could be dangerous. What do you want to do, kill yourself?
#69 - While the wording was somewhat poor, he wasn't just randomly s… 11/18/2014 on More on Dr. Matt Taylor -... 0
#82 - I believe I may have phrased my last comment poorly. I still c…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/13/2014 on Knife Pronz 0
User avatar #83 - whakazashi (11/13/2014) [-]
When out and about no one will ever know I even carry it. It's a very subtle clip so it doesn't show. You're not supposed to make a display of it and that's a good thing.

But if I have to stab a motherfucker with it I will.
User avatar #136 - luddethebunny (11/13/2014) [-]
where the fnck do you guys live? the fuckin jungle? how come you`re allowed to spin fncking knives around
User avatar #292 - whakazashi (11/13/2014) [-]
U.S. Army bro, we do what we want.
#271 - anonymous (11/13/2014) [-]
Because if you suddenly take out a knife in the middle of public and start spinning it that's considered brandishing it. And that's illegal in most places on Earth. No laws against it on Luna or Mars though, so if you live there go for it.
#79 - *too*, not to.  [+] (6 new replies) 11/13/2014 on Knife Pronz 0
User avatar #81 - whakazashi (11/13/2014) [-]
It's not my go-to innawoods knife, but I do carry it for urban stuff, i.e. shopping, geocaching in town and the like.
User avatar #82 - JklnHyd (11/13/2014) [-]
I believe I may have phrased my last comment poorly. I still carry a karambit fairly often; I just don't make much of a display of it.
User avatar #83 - whakazashi (11/13/2014) [-]
When out and about no one will ever know I even carry it. It's a very subtle clip so it doesn't show. You're not supposed to make a display of it and that's a good thing.

But if I have to stab a motherfucker with it I will.
User avatar #136 - luddethebunny (11/13/2014) [-]
where the fnck do you guys live? the fuckin jungle? how come you`re allowed to spin fncking knives around
User avatar #292 - whakazashi (11/13/2014) [-]
U.S. Army bro, we do what we want.
#271 - anonymous (11/13/2014) [-]
Because if you suddenly take out a knife in the middle of public and start spinning it that's considered brandishing it. And that's illegal in most places on Earth. No laws against it on Luna or Mars though, so if you live there go for it.
#78 - While there's not technically a rule against it, I refrain fro…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/13/2014 on Knife Pronz 0
User avatar #79 - JklnHyd (11/13/2014) [-]
*too*, not to.
User avatar #81 - whakazashi (11/13/2014) [-]
It's not my go-to innawoods knife, but I do carry it for urban stuff, i.e. shopping, geocaching in town and the like.
User avatar #82 - JklnHyd (11/13/2014) [-]
I believe I may have phrased my last comment poorly. I still carry a karambit fairly often; I just don't make much of a display of it.
User avatar #83 - whakazashi (11/13/2014) [-]
When out and about no one will ever know I even carry it. It's a very subtle clip so it doesn't show. You're not supposed to make a display of it and that's a good thing.

But if I have to stab a motherfucker with it I will.
User avatar #136 - luddethebunny (11/13/2014) [-]
where the fnck do you guys live? the fuckin jungle? how come you`re allowed to spin fncking knives around
User avatar #292 - whakazashi (11/13/2014) [-]
U.S. Army bro, we do what we want.
#271 - anonymous (11/13/2014) [-]
Because if you suddenly take out a knife in the middle of public and start spinning it that's considered brandishing it. And that's illegal in most places on Earth. No laws against it on Luna or Mars though, so if you live there go for it.
#75 - At my work, they have a rule that limits the length of blades …  [+] (9 new replies) 11/13/2014 on Knife Pronz +2
User avatar #77 - whakazashi (11/13/2014) [-]
I keep one on me at all times, even at work. A good Karambit you can hide even while wearing a suit. =p I've had a little CQC training with it so I'm confident with my abilities. Playing with a knife in my workplace is 100% acceptable, so yeah we do it all the time.
User avatar #78 - JklnHyd (11/13/2014) [-]
While there's not technically a rule against it, I refrain from doing so when carrying a karambit. It's just a bit to flashy, and I do not appreciate the extra attention. And yet, with a more typically shaped blade no one bats an eye.
User avatar #79 - JklnHyd (11/13/2014) [-]
*too*, not to.
User avatar #81 - whakazashi (11/13/2014) [-]
It's not my go-to innawoods knife, but I do carry it for urban stuff, i.e. shopping, geocaching in town and the like.
User avatar #82 - JklnHyd (11/13/2014) [-]
I believe I may have phrased my last comment poorly. I still carry a karambit fairly often; I just don't make much of a display of it.
User avatar #83 - whakazashi (11/13/2014) [-]
When out and about no one will ever know I even carry it. It's a very subtle clip so it doesn't show. You're not supposed to make a display of it and that's a good thing.

But if I have to stab a motherfucker with it I will.
User avatar #136 - luddethebunny (11/13/2014) [-]
where the fnck do you guys live? the fuckin jungle? how come you`re allowed to spin fncking knives around
User avatar #292 - whakazashi (11/13/2014) [-]
U.S. Army bro, we do what we want.
#271 - anonymous (11/13/2014) [-]
Because if you suddenly take out a knife in the middle of public and start spinning it that's considered brandishing it. And that's illegal in most places on Earth. No laws against it on Luna or Mars though, so if you live there go for it.
#1 - My brother has a three month old baby. A few weeks ago, I went… 11/01/2014 on mfw kids +27
#57 - Personally, I think that depends on what criteria you have for… 11/01/2014 on Triggered 0
#30 - Yes. Many would consider it superior, and a vastly better repr… 10/30/2014 on Aww shit 0
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User avatar #77 - JklnHyd (09/14/2014) [-]
Well, on the off chance someone looks at this and wonders what the hell's with the gap in activity, I was not dead or in a coma. I've been without a computer for just shy of two years and using my phone was too much of a pain in the ass. My primary regret is the complete loss of my multi-thousand image reaction folder.
User avatar #78 to #77 - majormayor (12/11/2014) [-]
okay
User avatar #76 - majormayor (04/07/2014) [-]
Arise.
User avatar #74 - naoxyn (04/28/2013) [-]
You're awesome,

just sayin
#68 - anonymous (12/18/2012) [-]
**** you thumbwhore
User avatar #69 to #68 - JklnHyd (12/19/2012) [-]
Excuse me? I haven't even posted content since last year.
#65 - insevin (10/28/2012) [-]
Yeah you definitely cheat in thumbs. None of your comments for SEVERAL pages have ANY red thumbs, ******* cheater. Get a life.
User avatar #67 to #65 - JklnHyd (10/28/2012) [-]
Also, there's the fact that I do have one comment with a red thumb. Unless of course, you did that, because you had nothing better to do than thumb down random comments of mine.
User avatar #66 to #65 - JklnHyd (10/28/2012) [-]
Have you considered that perhaps that is because I do not say things which are exceptionally stupid? Also, why are you spending time going through my profile? You seem a bit obsessed.
#64 - JklnHyd (12/15/2010) [-]
Comment Picture
#61 - anonymous (12/05/2010) [-]
aaayyy whats up
User avatar #62 to #61 - JklnHyd (12/05/2010) [-]
Uhhh....nothing. There have been several random comments on my profile lately. Take yours for example.
User avatar #59 - CiaraMc (12/05/2010) [-]
Content ranking #6666 AAAAAHHHHH
User avatar #60 to #59 - JklnHyd (12/05/2010) [-]
Ooo.....kay. Have fun with that.
#58 - karidagur (12/04/2010) [-]
I AM BULLETPROOF!!
#63 to #58 - LeoLopez (12/12/2010) [-]
I AM RAPE FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!
User avatar #53 to #52 - JklnHyd (11/26/2010) [-]
Okay.
Wait a minute, who am I looking for? And for that matter, since when have I been your son?!
#54 to #53 - confusingcircles (11/26/2010) [-]
You have always been my son, you just never knew it.
I'm going after the bear. Lord Colbert has commanded it!
#55 to #54 - JklnHyd (11/26/2010) [-]
Seems legit. TO BATTLE!
#56 to #55 - confusingcircles (11/26/2010) [-]
Let me stretch.
Let me stretch.
#57 to #56 - JklnHyd (11/26/2010) [-]
Alright. Stretching can be fun.
Alright. Stretching can be fun.
User avatar #51 - adip (11/16/2010) [-]
Lmao, your trolling that guy.
Hard.
User avatar #50 - JklnHyd (11/15/2010) [-]
This is just to see if I can even leave a comment on my own profile. I can't leave one anywhere else.
User avatar #35 - OptimusRhyme (11/02/2010) [-]
love the name. i chuckled when i realized it was Jekyll and Hyde :)
User avatar #36 to #35 - JklnHyd (11/02/2010) [-]
Thanks. It makes me rather sad whenever someone doesn't get it.
User avatar #37 to #36 - OptimusRhyme (11/02/2010) [-]
.....people don't get it? what has this world come to :/
User avatar #38 to #37 - JklnHyd (11/02/2010) [-]
I know. It doesn't happen often, but it does happen.
User avatar #39 to #38 - OptimusRhyme (11/02/2010) [-]
sigh... oh well.... what can we do..
#40 to #39 - JklnHyd (11/02/2010) [-]
We could create some kind of nuclear abomination. With chainsaws for hands, powered by the sadness of a thousand orphans to....... I'm sorry, what was this for?
User avatar #41 to #40 - OptimusRhyme (11/02/2010) [-]
You... It... Uhhh.... Well.... Umm... Oh **** it XD
User avatar #42 to #41 - JklnHyd (11/02/2010) [-]
Excellent! We'll need a test subject though.
...
Hmmm.....
User avatar #43 to #42 - OptimusRhyme (11/02/2010) [-]
Any ideas on what type of subject?
#45 to #43 - JklnHyd (11/02/2010) [-]
See above. Sorry, my latest experiment caused some problems.
See above. Sorry, my latest experiment caused some problems.
#46 to #45 - OptimusRhyme (11/03/2010) [-]
Well then, Professor, off to Decapod 10!
#47 to #46 - JklnHyd (11/03/2010) [-]
We had make it quick.
We had make it quick.
User avatar #48 to #47 - OptimusRhyme (11/03/2010) [-]
HAHAHAHA OMG I JUST LAUGHED SO HARD AT THAT GIF
#49 to #48 - JklnHyd (11/03/2010) [-]
Hurray for laughter!
Hurray for laughter!
User avatar #33 - WhattheNorris (10/28/2010) [-]
OCTOPUSSY
User avatar #34 to #33 - JklnHyd (10/28/2010) [-]
AAAHHHH! I'm not a good decision maker.
User avatar #13 - Athenaenvy (10/21/2010) [-]
the talking cat gif also makes me laugh lol
i commented here to make it easier :P
User avatar #14 to #13 - JklnHyd (10/21/2010) [-]
Yeah, that makes more sense than going to previous comments over and over.
User avatar #15 to #14 - Athenaenvy (10/21/2010) [-]
i'm full of ideas.
you can thank me later. lol
User avatar #16 to #15 - JklnHyd (10/21/2010) [-]
I could.....but that doesn't mean I will. Because, YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
.....
Wait.......never mind, I don't care.
User avatar #17 to #16 - Athenaenvy (10/21/2010) [-]
fine.. then dont :P
see what your rebelliousness will do about that!
#18 to #17 - JklnHyd (10/21/2010) [-]
I-....you-....so wha-....then how abou-......MY BRAIN!
I-....you-....so wha-....then how abou-......MY BRAIN!
User avatar #19 to #18 - Athenaenvy (10/21/2010) [-]
i have ****** your mind.
how do you feel about that?!?!
User avatar #20 to #19 - JklnHyd (10/21/2010) [-]
I feel dirty and used.
User avatar #21 to #20 - Athenaenvy (10/21/2010) [-]
:c
i didn't mean to.
you said 'no' but i thought you meant 'yes'.
User avatar #22 to #21 - JklnHyd (10/21/2010) [-]
Oh well in that case, it isn't rape if it's an accident.
User avatar #23 to #22 - Athenaenvy (10/21/2010) [-]
sweet... so we're cool then?
User avatar #24 to #23 - JklnHyd (10/21/2010) [-]
For now.......
But I've got my eye on you.
User avatar #25 to #24 - Athenaenvy (10/21/2010) [-]
.... like..... litereally your eyeball is touching my skin?
now i feel dirty ._.
User avatar #26 to #25 - JklnHyd (10/21/2010) [-]
Well then, I guess we're even now.
User avatar #27 to #26 - Athenaenvy (10/21/2010) [-]
yeah... as long as you get your eyeballs off me.
it feels weird.
User avatar #28 to #27 - JklnHyd (10/21/2010) [-]
*sigh* Alright.
#29 to #28 - Athenaenvy (10/21/2010) [-]
thankyousir.   
have a cookie...
thankyousir.
have a cookie...
User avatar #30 to #29 - JklnHyd (10/21/2010) [-]
YAY! I love cookies.
User avatar #31 to #30 - Athenaenvy (10/21/2010) [-]
cookies. are. great.
#32 to #31 - JklnHyd (10/21/2010) [-]
Yeah, but waffles are also pretty good.
Yeah, but waffles are also pretty good.
#11 - CoLbErIc **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #12 to #11 - JklnHyd (10/02/2010) [-]
AHHHH!! STEALITIZATION OF MY STUFFS!!!!!!!! No, wait, it's cool.
User avatar #10 - Achcer (10/01/2010) [-]
Sup
User avatar #6 - pluto (09/29/2010) [-]
jeckle and hyde
User avatar #7 to #6 - JklnHyd (09/29/2010) [-]
Thank you. No one ever gets it.
User avatar #8 to #7 - pluto (09/29/2010) [-]
I noticed it right off the bat
#9 to #8 - JklnHyd (09/29/2010) [-]
Well then, you deserve this.
Well then, you deserve this.
User avatar #1 - TheReich (09/22/2010) [-]
Your avatar reminded me of this <:D

You need to login to view this link

also, comment virginity taken
User avatar #2 to #1 - JklnHyd (09/22/2010) [-]
Nooooooooo!!! Not yet. Stranger danger, stranger danger!!!!!
User avatar #3 to #2 - TheReich (09/22/2010) [-]
It's from thebest404pageever....

It's safe.
User avatar #4 to #3 - JklnHyd (09/22/2010) [-]
Not the link, the joke was in reference to the second part.
User avatar #5 to #4 - TheReich (09/22/2010) [-]
OH HOHO!
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