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Jim Halpert

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#639 - Thought he was going to say "Tenth Prestige", or eve… 05/09/2011 on How I found out part 2 0
#69 - Thumbs to you, because i'm in a good mood.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/04/2011 on Am i doin it right? +1
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#152 - xxnois has deleted their comment.
#66 - Oh. Well look into Lowjack, it's a security system, and if …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/04/2011 on Am i doin it right? +2
#68 - pwnmonsta has deleted their comment.
User avatar #69 - JimHalpert (05/04/2011) [-]
Thumbs to you, because i'm in a good mood.
#70 - pwnmonsta has deleted their comment.
#152 - xxnois has deleted their comment.
#25 - They have guns. 05/04/2011 on Obama -2
#62 - we have niggers  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2011 on Am i doin it right? -10
#85 - XShanaynayX has deleted their comment.
#61 - do you have any more of those pictures? preferably the zombie …  [+] (17 new replies) 05/04/2011 on Am i doin it right? +6
#71 - iliekbacon (05/04/2011) [-]
#278 - Sarlouse (05/05/2011) [-]
#113 - misterwasis (05/04/2011) [-]
I got a wooden table.
#87 - ihatemelvin (05/04/2011) [-]
a printer+scanner.

Hey, left 4 dead used a fucking pan, i should be able to use this.
#92 - anonymous (05/04/2011) [-]
thats my printer!
!
User avatar #82 - themainemobster (05/04/2011) [-]
My 9MM Airsoft Gun.....
#83 - themainemobster (05/04/2011) [-]
#79 - anonymous (05/04/2011) [-]
a guitar good enough
#93 - bleachfool (05/04/2011) [-]
#72 - iliekbacon (05/04/2011) [-]
#64 - pwnmonsta has deleted their comment.
User avatar #227 - fadetometallica (05/04/2011) [-]
Lol sounds like Toby Turner
User avatar #66 - JimHalpert (05/04/2011) [-]
Oh.
Well look into Lowjack, it's a security system, and if someone steals your computer and turn it on, it will connect itself to a open network and mark where the criminal is. After that Lowjack's team will contact the police and you'll have your PC back in about a day or so. If they can't retreive the computer, they'll pay for it(depending on what package you get ;))
#68 - pwnmonsta has deleted their comment.
User avatar #69 - JimHalpert (05/04/2011) [-]
Thumbs to you, because i'm in a good mood.
#70 - pwnmonsta has deleted their comment.
#152 - xxnois has deleted their comment.
#269 - At the moment that I'm viewing this, the thumbs are at 1337 … 05/04/2011 on Today At School +6
#142 - In the leg. 05/03/2011 on Oh so thats where he was... 0
#558 - Comment deleted 05/03/2011 on Bin Laden 0
#16 - Yes, or it could be 14.. i guess. kinda. I dunno  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2011 on My D 0
#17 - heroldthecat (05/01/2011) [-]
I think you may be retarded.
#7 - Fuck, this means 3.5  [+] (3 new replies) 05/01/2011 on My D 0
#15 - heroldthecat (05/01/2011) [-]
Do you mean half?
User avatar #16 - JimHalpert (05/01/2011) [-]
Yes, or it could be 14.. i guess. kinda.
I dunno
#17 - heroldthecat (05/01/2011) [-]
I think you may be retarded.
#6 - **JimHalpert rolls 7** The opposite of my dick in inches  [+] (4 new replies) 05/01/2011 on My D 0
User avatar #7 - JimHalpert (05/01/2011) [-]
Fuck, this means 3.5
#15 - heroldthecat (05/01/2011) [-]
Do you mean half?
User avatar #16 - JimHalpert (05/01/2011) [-]
Yes, or it could be 14.. i guess. kinda.
I dunno
#17 - heroldthecat (05/01/2011) [-]
I think you may be retarded.
#29 - **JimHalpert rolls 4** 0 = I die in 2 hours 1-5 = I am ju…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2011 on Are You A Wizard +1
User avatar #46 - xCrackxHeadx (04/29/2011) [-]
**xCrackxHeadx rolls 7**
#86 - GGGOOONNEEE.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/28/2011 on Portal on South Park +2
#164 - monkeylord (04/29/2011) [-]
Cara bella, cara mia bella Mia bambina, o ciel
Che la stimo Che la stimo
O cara mia addio La mia bambina cara, perche non passi lontana
Si, lontana da Scienza,
Cara, cara mia bambina?
Ah mia bella!
Ah mia cara!
Ah mia cara!
Ah mia bambina!
O cara cara mia
#96 - bioshockisawesome (04/28/2011) [-]
so much win
#85 - Now. I. Only. Want. You.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/28/2011 on Portal on South Park +2
User avatar #86 - JimHalpert (04/28/2011) [-]
GGGOOONNEEE.
#164 - monkeylord (04/29/2011) [-]
Cara bella, cara mia bella Mia bambina, o ciel
Che la stimo Che la stimo
O cara mia addio La mia bambina cara, perche non passi lontana
Si, lontana da Scienza,
Cara, cara mia bambina?
Ah mia bella!
Ah mia cara!
Ah mia cara!
Ah mia bambina!
O cara cara mia
#96 - bioshockisawesome (04/28/2011) [-]
so much win
#84 - When I Delete you, maybe I'll stop feeling so bad. Go make …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/28/2011 on Portal on South Park +2
User avatar #85 - JimHalpert (04/28/2011) [-]
Now.
I.
Only.
Want.
You.
User avatar #86 - JimHalpert (04/28/2011) [-]
GGGOOONNEEE.
#164 - monkeylord (04/29/2011) [-]
Cara bella, cara mia bella Mia bambina, o ciel
Che la stimo Che la stimo
O cara mia addio La mia bambina cara, perche non passi lontana
Si, lontana da Scienza,
Cara, cara mia bambina?
Ah mia bella!
Ah mia cara!
Ah mia cara!
Ah mia bambina!
O cara cara mia
#96 - bioshockisawesome (04/28/2011) [-]
so much win
#80 - Goodbye my only friend. Oh, Did you think I meant you? T…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/28/2011 on Portal on South Park +3
#82 - Wikus (04/28/2011) [-]
Well you have been REPLACED!
I dont need ANYYYONEE NOOWW!!!
User avatar #88 - vitreosity (04/28/2011) [-]
I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
User avatar #84 - JimHalpert (04/28/2011) [-]
When I Delete you, maybe I'll stop feeling so bad.
Go make some new disaster.
That's what I'm counting on.
You're someone else's problem.
Now I only want you gone,
Now I only want you gone,
User avatar #85 - JimHalpert (04/28/2011) [-]
Now.
I.
Only.
Want.
You.
User avatar #86 - JimHalpert (04/28/2011) [-]
GGGOOONNEEE.
#164 - monkeylord (04/29/2011) [-]
Cara bella, cara mia bella Mia bambina, o ciel
Che la stimo Che la stimo
O cara mia addio La mia bambina cara, perche non passi lontana
Si, lontana da Scienza,
Cara, cara mia bambina?
Ah mia bella!
Ah mia cara!
Ah mia cara!
Ah mia bambina!
O cara cara mia
#96 - bioshockisawesome (04/28/2011) [-]
so much win
User avatar #83 - grimmer (04/28/2011) [-]
When i delete you maybe i'll stop feeling so bad
Go make some new disaster
That's what i'm counting on
#77 - I'll let you get right to it. Now I only want you gone.  [+] (10 new replies) 04/28/2011 on Portal on South Park +2
#78 - caton has deleted their comment.
#80 - JimHalpert (04/28/2011) [-]
Goodbye my only friend.
Oh, Did you think I meant you?
That would be funny if it weren't so sad.
#82 - Wikus (04/28/2011) [-]
Well you have been REPLACED!
I dont need ANYYYONEE NOOWW!!!
User avatar #88 - vitreosity (04/28/2011) [-]
I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
User avatar #84 - JimHalpert (04/28/2011) [-]
When I Delete you, maybe I'll stop feeling so bad.
Go make some new disaster.
That's what I'm counting on.
You're someone else's problem.
Now I only want you gone,
Now I only want you gone,
User avatar #85 - JimHalpert (04/28/2011) [-]
Now.
I.
Only.
Want.
You.
User avatar #86 - JimHalpert (04/28/2011) [-]
GGGOOONNEEE.
#164 - monkeylord (04/29/2011) [-]
Cara bella, cara mia bella Mia bambina, o ciel
Che la stimo Che la stimo
O cara mia addio La mia bambina cara, perche non passi lontana
Si, lontana da Scienza,
Cara, cara mia bambina?
Ah mia bella!
Ah mia cara!
Ah mia cara!
Ah mia bambina!
O cara cara mia
#96 - bioshockisawesome (04/28/2011) [-]
so much win
User avatar #83 - grimmer (04/28/2011) [-]
When i delete you maybe i'll stop feeling so bad
Go make some new disaster
That's what i'm counting on
#75 - One day they woke me up. So I could live forever. It's s…  [+] (12 new replies) 04/28/2011 on Portal on South Park +3
User avatar #76 - caton (04/28/2011) [-]
You've got your short sad life leeeft ,
That's what I'm counting onn ...
User avatar #77 - JimHalpert (04/28/2011) [-]
I'll let you get right to it.
Now I only want you gone.
#78 - caton has deleted their comment.
#80 - JimHalpert (04/28/2011) [-]
Goodbye my only friend.
Oh, Did you think I meant you?
That would be funny if it weren't so sad.
#82 - Wikus (04/28/2011) [-]
Well you have been REPLACED!
I dont need ANYYYONEE NOOWW!!!
User avatar #88 - vitreosity (04/28/2011) [-]
I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
User avatar #84 - JimHalpert (04/28/2011) [-]
When I Delete you, maybe I'll stop feeling so bad.
Go make some new disaster.
That's what I'm counting on.
You're someone else's problem.
Now I only want you gone,
Now I only want you gone,
User avatar #85 - JimHalpert (04/28/2011) [-]
Now.
I.
Only.
Want.
You.
User avatar #86 - JimHalpert (04/28/2011) [-]
GGGOOONNEEE.
#164 - monkeylord (04/29/2011) [-]
Cara bella, cara mia bella Mia bambina, o ciel
Che la stimo Che la stimo
O cara mia addio La mia bambina cara, perche non passi lontana
Si, lontana da Scienza,
Cara, cara mia bambina?
Ah mia bella!
Ah mia cara!
Ah mia cara!
Ah mia bambina!
O cara cara mia
#96 - bioshockisawesome (04/28/2011) [-]
so much win
User avatar #83 - grimmer (04/28/2011) [-]
When i delete you maybe i'll stop feeling so bad
Go make some new disaster
That's what i'm counting on
#70 - I used to want you dead but, Now I only want you gone.  [+] (14 new replies) 04/28/2011 on Portal on South Park +3
User avatar #74 - caton (04/28/2011) [-]
..... She was alot like you
Maybe not quite as heavy .

Now Little Caroline is in here too ...
User avatar #75 - JimHalpert (04/28/2011) [-]
One day they woke me up.
So I could live forever.
It's such a shame the same will never happen to you.
User avatar #76 - caton (04/28/2011) [-]
You've got your short sad life leeeft ,
That's what I'm counting onn ...
User avatar #77 - JimHalpert (04/28/2011) [-]
I'll let you get right to it.
Now I only want you gone.
#78 - caton has deleted their comment.
#80 - JimHalpert (04/28/2011) [-]
Goodbye my only friend.
Oh, Did you think I meant you?
That would be funny if it weren't so sad.
#82 - Wikus (04/28/2011) [-]
Well you have been REPLACED!
I dont need ANYYYONEE NOOWW!!!
User avatar #88 - vitreosity (04/28/2011) [-]
I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
User avatar #84 - JimHalpert (04/28/2011) [-]
When I Delete you, maybe I'll stop feeling so bad.
Go make some new disaster.
That's what I'm counting on.
You're someone else's problem.
Now I only want you gone,
Now I only want you gone,
User avatar #85 - JimHalpert (04/28/2011) [-]
Now.
I.
Only.
Want.
You.
User avatar #86 - JimHalpert (04/28/2011) [-]
GGGOOONNEEE.
#164 - monkeylord (04/29/2011) [-]
Cara bella, cara mia bella Mia bambina, o ciel
Che la stimo Che la stimo
O cara mia addio La mia bambina cara, perche non passi lontana
Si, lontana da Scienza,
Cara, cara mia bambina?
Ah mia bella!
Ah mia cara!
Ah mia cara!
Ah mia bambina!
O cara cara mia
#96 - bioshockisawesome (04/28/2011) [-]
so much win
User avatar #83 - grimmer (04/28/2011) [-]
When i delete you maybe i'll stop feeling so bad
Go make some new disaster
That's what i'm counting on
#67 - Oh, how we laughed and laughed, Except I wasn't laughing. …  [+] (16 new replies) 04/28/2011 on Portal on South Park +5
#68 - anonymous (04/28/2011) [-]
You've got you're freedom take it.
That's what i'm counting on
User avatar #70 - JimHalpert (04/28/2011) [-]
I used to want you dead but,
Now I only want you gone.
User avatar #74 - caton (04/28/2011) [-]
..... She was alot like you
Maybe not quite as heavy .

Now Little Caroline is in here too ...
User avatar #75 - JimHalpert (04/28/2011) [-]
One day they woke me up.
So I could live forever.
It's such a shame the same will never happen to you.
User avatar #76 - caton (04/28/2011) [-]
You've got your short sad life leeeft ,
That's what I'm counting onn ...
User avatar #77 - JimHalpert (04/28/2011) [-]
I'll let you get right to it.
Now I only want you gone.
#78 - caton has deleted their comment.
#80 - JimHalpert (04/28/2011) [-]
Goodbye my only friend.
Oh, Did you think I meant you?
That would be funny if it weren't so sad.
#82 - Wikus (04/28/2011) [-]
Well you have been REPLACED!
I dont need ANYYYONEE NOOWW!!!
User avatar #88 - vitreosity (04/28/2011) [-]
I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
User avatar #84 - JimHalpert (04/28/2011) [-]
When I Delete you, maybe I'll stop feeling so bad.
Go make some new disaster.
That's what I'm counting on.
You're someone else's problem.
Now I only want you gone,
Now I only want you gone,
User avatar #85 - JimHalpert (04/28/2011) [-]
Now.
I.
Only.
Want.
You.
User avatar #86 - JimHalpert (04/28/2011) [-]
GGGOOONNEEE.
#164 - monkeylord (04/29/2011) [-]
Cara bella, cara mia bella Mia bambina, o ciel
Che la stimo Che la stimo
O cara mia addio La mia bambina cara, perche non passi lontana
Si, lontana da Scienza,
Cara, cara mia bambina?
Ah mia bella!
Ah mia cara!
Ah mia cara!
Ah mia bambina!
O cara cara mia
#96 - bioshockisawesome (04/28/2011) [-]
so much win
User avatar #83 - grimmer (04/28/2011) [-]
When i delete you maybe i'll stop feeling so bad
Go make some new disaster
That's what i'm counting on
#2 - lol most of the servers were in japan anyways lol 04/28/2011 on DAMN THAT PLAYSTATION NETWORK! 0
#48 - yeahh lol 04/27/2011 on PSN Deception 0
#948 - Maryland  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2011 on You laugh, you lose. +1
User avatar #954 - LinSchutz (04/27/2011) [-]
Right, well, 8 hours difference ;)
#33 - Same. but they should have a xbox live gold/MS point sale so I…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/27/2011 on PSN Deception +2
#36 - randersauce (04/27/2011) [-]
agreed, it is pretty money consuming, you'd think that after making a shit ton of money they could just give us a break for a bit

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User avatar #48 - JimHalpert (04/27/2011) [-]
yeahh lol

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