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|#11 - Because it if the "dick" sees he and screams out &qu… [+] (15 new replies)||08/26/2011 on Public Transport Troll||+1|
#14 - Jewssassin (08/26/2011) [-]
You caused him to think you were about to blow up him and everyone else in said public transport. YOU caused it all. Also look in the description. It says to shout out that random shit. You dont "just have a timer" you have something that looks like a fucking count down for some serious shit. How can you possibly not see how this could be a problem?
#16 - Jewssassin (08/26/2011) [-]
I doubt that is your native language. And no one said that. But shouting something the general public wont understand (and kinda of fears) and turning a red count down on on your laptop? Something is up. And again going "lul it was just a joke" wont even be close to saving your ass. That shit is taken seriously.
#31 - Jewssassin (08/26/2011) [-]
They cant really prove that you WANTED to harm someone because if you do this, you probably didnt really want to. But they are likely to nail you for intentionally causing the public to panic, again wasting police resources if someone calls them (yes that would be on you) and if someone actually does get hurt because if you, you will get hit with that.
#33 - Jewssassin (08/26/2011) [-]
If you just open the web page and someone else starts screaming, its still your fault for opening the page. Specially if you know what it might cause. And it would probably be easier for them to prove you intentionally did it then for you to just say "it happened by accident." Im betting a court system would go all out if they thought you were a terrorist. If you live in the US you should know how it is.
#35 - KakashiHatake (08/26/2011) [-]
In Vermont the most that would happen is someone asking you "what's that?" if you opened the webpage. It's pretty laid back and not much crime happens, maybe a robbery or two every year. I'm just saying that if you did open the webpage up, and shouted "I have a bomb!" the most that you would get are some confused looks and someone telling you to sit the fuck down.
then again there are no subways in vermont, or big towns for that matter. If you did it in a place like new york city then yeah, someone would probably just knock you out if you did that and you'd wake up in jail or something.
#38 - Jewssassin (08/26/2011) [-]
Yeah I love close to Baltimore City. Not in it but a 15 minutes drive away. I never use Public Transport here. Around here if you use public transport and you take out a laptop, chances are your not going to be leaving with it. And i dont live in a bad place. Its just all the buses are ghetto as hell.
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