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Jewssassin

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Date Signed Up:8/11/2010
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Total Comments Made:3590
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#6 - The daughter just spends more time on the internet. 05/10/2013 on i love watching arguments +17
#22 - Notice how he held the wheel pretty straight until the car sta…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2013 on That pit crew... +5
#27 - mysticninja (05/10/2013) [-]
It was meant as a joke, but Funnyjunk took it as an actual interpretation of the crash. i'll bear that in mind next time.
#19 - Im not going to take the time to read everyone elses responses… 05/10/2013 on Freedom of Marriage +1
#120 - And Im an American. So is my car. We want oil. 05/09/2013 on 5-0 around the world 0
#119 - Yeah. My car requires it to run. Alot of it.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2013 on 5-0 around the world 0
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#120 - Jewssassin (05/09/2013) [-]
And Im an American. So is my car.
We want oil.
#63 - Just keep oil out of your dreams and we'll be fine.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/09/2013 on 5-0 around the world +1
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#68 - captainprincess (05/09/2013) [-]
What
But my dreams are all oil
wtf man you got some beef against oil
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#119 - Jewssassin (05/09/2013) [-]
Yeah. My car requires it to run. Alot of it.
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#120 - Jewssassin (05/09/2013) [-]
And Im an American. So is my car.
We want oil.
#60 - You can symbolize yourself with anything you want, that doesnt…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/09/2013 on 5-0 around the world +1
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#62 - captainprincess (05/09/2013) [-]
DON'T YOU DARE DESTROY MY DREAMS
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#63 - Jewssassin (05/09/2013) [-]
Just keep oil out of your dreams and we'll be fine.
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#68 - captainprincess (05/09/2013) [-]
What
But my dreams are all oil
wtf man you got some beef against oil
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#119 - Jewssassin (05/09/2013) [-]
Yeah. My car requires it to run. Alot of it.
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#120 - Jewssassin (05/09/2013) [-]
And Im an American. So is my car.
We want oil.
#268 - If your saying thats what happened, post source.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2013 on Can it get worse? +1
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#274 - noisia (05/09/2013) [-]
I doubt that actually happened, no.
I assume what actually happened is that she is extremely poor at making life decisions.
#97 - I googled myself and got reminded I made a twitter. 05/09/2013 on Karen's advice to Jenna +1
#254 - I sincerely doubt that girl actually was able to sleep through that.  [+] (5 new replies) 05/09/2013 on Can it get worse? +2
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#267 - thesuperhanz (05/09/2013) [-]
wasted?
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#266 - noisia (05/09/2013) [-]
Roofies.
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#268 - Jewssassin (05/09/2013) [-]
If your saying thats what happened, post source.
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#274 - noisia (05/09/2013) [-]
I doubt that actually happened, no.
I assume what actually happened is that she is extremely poor at making life decisions.
#257 - HorriblyCrazy (05/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's just what she keeps saying.