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Date Signed Up:8/11/2010
Last Login:12/19/2014
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#4172 - "All Tau Hunter Cadres maintain a pool or Sky Ray Missile… 01/07/2012 on Book game 0
#22 - Even though the actual not ******** statistic is … 01/07/2012 on Oh no they lose hundreds of... 0
#20 - I dont think its really stealing from the CEOs, but the worker…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/07/2012 on Oh no they lose hundreds of... +3
#21 - trolljunkusa has deleted their comment.
#117 - DukeyBoy (01/07/2012) [-]
So music publishers Time Warner, Universal, Columbia, every other publisher went broke because they aren't affected. You are a fucking moron.
User avatar #22 - Jewssassin (01/07/2012) [-]
Even though the actual not bullshit statistic is that internet pirates have "stolen" enough digital material that if they were all hard copies, it would be worth more money that exists in the world? Shit even that most made it to the front page a few times.
#163 - I send her home at times when I feel like going solo. But when…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2012 on So true... 0
#189 - Neodude (01/05/2012) [-]
I got bored today.....she makes excellent dragon fodder.
#87 - I managed to keep Lydia alive. Im level 43 and still got her. …  [+] (5 new replies) 01/03/2012 on So true... +1
User avatar #101 - stukka (01/03/2012) [-]
I've got her with all Dwarven kit and she seems to do pretty well. I just leave her at home now and summon things though.
#117 - Neodude (01/03/2012) [-]
I had her using an old set of dragon armour. Then got tired of her fucking with my sneaking, so she sits at home, and I do shit solo.
User avatar #119 - stukka (01/03/2012) [-]
I was wearing robes and shrouded boots so my sneak was pretty good but she's too fucking noisy. It's all about Conjuration for backup baby!
User avatar #163 - Jewssassin (01/03/2012) [-]
I send her home at times when I feel like going solo. But when I feel like just rampaging through some dungeons (generic duel wielding warrior) I bring her along.
#189 - Neodude (01/05/2012) [-]
I got bored today.....she makes excellent dragon fodder.
#511 - Never had bread sticks so I dont know what Im missing out on.… 01/03/2012 on Would you rather... +1
#67 - Good job my brother! 01/03/2012 on The Jewish Ninja 0
#111 - I had my thoughts about that also. If it is Im sorry that she …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/01/2012 on Am I? 0
User avatar #114 - anniken (01/01/2012) [-]
I doubt it was as well. It's silly to go to that extent to look good..
#108 - **** , the first chick still has some pretty aweso…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/01/2012 on Am I? +1
User avatar #109 - anniken (01/01/2012) [-]
I believe its the same chick
User avatar #111 - Jewssassin (01/01/2012) [-]
I had my thoughts about that also. If it is Im sorry that she wasnt comfortable with her body before. Althought if it was the same girl I am really doubting that the first picture was natural.
User avatar #114 - anniken (01/01/2012) [-]
I doubt it was as well. It's silly to go to that extent to look good..
#23 - This comic is just so glorious..I had to save it. 12/31/2011 on Green Text Adventure +1
#1448 - Look at the pic on his profile. Over 9000 thumb s up but over… 12/30/2011 on Hate that +1
#125 - >this is funnyjunk >not 4chan >4chan meme 12/28/2011 on not a good day for a newfag +15
#8 - And yes even though my friends know me for years, some still d…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/24/2011 on uhhh, Happy Hanukkah? +1
User avatar #9 - girlygirlygirl (12/24/2011) [-]
I love being Jewish. It's the most beautiful part of my life
#7 - No not really. Its kinda a running joke with my friends. Also …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/24/2011 on uhhh, Happy Hanukkah? +1
User avatar #8 - Jewssassin (12/24/2011) [-]
And yes even though my friends know me for years, some still dont know somehow that I dont care for either religion. I would say that if I had a change of heart and decided to be religious I would probably go to Judaism. I havent really heard any negative things about the religion its self.
User avatar #9 - girlygirlygirl (12/24/2011) [-]
I love being Jewish. It's the most beautiful part of my life
#5 - My dad is the Jewish part but we actually dont follow any reli…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/24/2011 on uhhh, Happy Hanukkah? +2
User avatar #6 - girlygirlygirl (12/24/2011) [-]
haha, but you consider yourself Jewish? (your name)
#7 - Jewssassin (12/24/2011) [-]
No not really. Its kinda a running joke with my friends. Also I like the name because then I can use this pic for no reason.
User avatar #8 - Jewssassin (12/24/2011) [-]
And yes even though my friends know me for years, some still dont know somehow that I dont care for either religion. I would say that if I had a change of heart and decided to be religious I would probably go to Judaism. I havent really heard any negative things about the religion its self.
User avatar #9 - girlygirlygirl (12/24/2011) [-]
I love being Jewish. It's the most beautiful part of my life
#3 - Im half Jewish and all my friends know it, hell alot of people…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/24/2011 on uhhh, Happy Hanukkah? +2
User avatar #4 - girlygirlygirl (12/24/2011) [-]
Well, my dad isn't Jewish... but I don't consider myself "half". I had my Bat Mitzvah, I was confirmed, been to Israel and I'm going back in September for 5 months. BUT we do go to my dads families house and celebrate Christmas
User avatar #5 - Jewssassin (12/24/2011) [-]
My dad is the Jewish part but we actually dont follow any religion really. Never had a Bar Mitzvah, never been confirmed, nothing. I guess if I die Im on my own.
User avatar #6 - girlygirlygirl (12/24/2011) [-]
haha, but you consider yourself Jewish? (your name)
#7 - Jewssassin (12/24/2011) [-]
No not really. Its kinda a running joke with my friends. Also I like the name because then I can use this pic for no reason.
User avatar #8 - Jewssassin (12/24/2011) [-]
And yes even though my friends know me for years, some still dont know somehow that I dont care for either religion. I would say that if I had a change of heart and decided to be religious I would probably go to Judaism. I havent really heard any negative things about the religion its self.
User avatar #9 - girlygirlygirl (12/24/2011) [-]
I love being Jewish. It's the most beautiful part of my life
#215 - The Emperor actually has a sort of Val Halla thing set up if y…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/24/2011 on Heretic +1
#217 - thrillville (12/24/2011) [-]
chaos space marines are fucking badass...
#210 - Its all because of that bitch Private. Besides there is t…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/24/2011 on Heretic +1
User avatar #212 - thrillville (12/24/2011) [-]
hopefully that private feels like shit and kills himself for betrayal...
i mean you fucking do everything for the emperor and get betrayed...
hey sounds a lot like jesus you know xDD
User avatar #215 - Jewssassin (12/24/2011) [-]
The Emperor actually has a sort of Val Halla thing set up if you die fighting for him and it is without a doubt real in the Warhammer Universe.
I can understand putting the Cation on R&R and watching him during that time because the Inquisitor that they were there to help didnt get effected by the warp until alittle after his experiments were conducted. But the Inquisition are religious nutjobs.

Also Chaos Space Marine player reporting here.
#217 - thrillville (12/24/2011) [-]
chaos space marines are fucking badass...
#3 - Its beautiful... 12/23/2011 on Heretic 0
#2 - Wow dont be a selfish cock. Just because someone doesnt have a…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/23/2011 on Scumbag Lexi, Good Girl Casey +117
User avatar #12 - girlygirlygirl (12/23/2011) [-]
thank you
#4 - memescomefromb (12/23/2011) [-]
Haha, i'm actually a girl. But i still think this is funny.
Plus it goes well with the whole scumbag steve, good guy greg memes
User avatar #6 - foxtrottangowhisky (12/23/2011) [-]
Hahahahaha
Nice gif!
#16 - Funnyjunk would probably be the Taliban. Small with very littl…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/23/2011 on Funnyjunk Special Ops +58
User avatar #161 - whatthebrown (12/24/2011) [-]
yeah one of the reasons i go on fj is not because of the content it is because i like the layout which my opinion is the best layout for all of those sites
#115 - gadgetzan (12/24/2011) [-]
This made me laugh so hard because it is so true
#98 - eldinarcus (12/23/2011) [-]
Sounds more like the navy seals you are describing. Prepared for red thumbs.
#463 - Start taking some of the older ones off to make room for the n…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2011 on Gamer girl. 0
User avatar #465 - baconofdoom (12/23/2011) [-]
That's what I always do. Thanks for the advice anyway. :)
#458 - Yep. Its also not that hard to ignore the ones that just const…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/23/2011 on Gamer girl. +2
User avatar #459 - baconofdoom (12/23/2011) [-]
My ignore list is full. :|
User avatar #463 - Jewssassin (12/23/2011) [-]
Start taking some of the older ones off to make room for the new ones. Good chance you wont have to deal with them again anyways.
User avatar #465 - baconofdoom (12/23/2011) [-]
That's what I always do. Thanks for the advice anyway. :)
#443 - Thank you for supporting me reasonable anon. I never understoo… 12/23/2011 on Gamer girl. +2
#438 - When I played WoW I was ally for the longest time. Some of my …  [+] (8 new replies) 12/23/2011 on Gamer girl. +11
User avatar #454 - baconofdoom (12/23/2011) [-]
I am Horde and I agree with you. You just gotta deal with the childish people on each faction side.
User avatar #458 - Jewssassin (12/23/2011) [-]
Yep. Its also not that hard to ignore the ones that just constantly irritate you.
User avatar #459 - baconofdoom (12/23/2011) [-]
My ignore list is full. :|
User avatar #463 - Jewssassin (12/23/2011) [-]
Start taking some of the older ones off to make room for the new ones. Good chance you wont have to deal with them again anyways.
User avatar #465 - baconofdoom (12/23/2011) [-]
That's what I always do. Thanks for the advice anyway. :)
#442 - noodlezz has deleted their comment.
#441 - anonymous (12/23/2011) [-]
This is absolute fact. There is no fucking difference what so ever. Both sides even think blizzard hates them. I played for 4 years and had mains on ally and horde, there are babies on each side.
User avatar #443 - Jewssassin (12/23/2011) [-]
Thank you for supporting me reasonable anon. I never understood the whole "Blizzard hates us!" shit. If anything Blizzard constantly fucked with the classes and not the races. After BC and there was no fucking difference.
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User avatar #22 - finni (07/10/2012) [-]
You got a badass username. Just wanted to let you know :)
#21 - omgitztom (03/08/2012) [-]
11/11
#20 - omgitztom (03/08/2012) [-]
10/11
#10 - NellieLovett (04/01/2011) [-]
YOUR AVATAR
#5 - Donthavename has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #6 to #5 - Jewssassin ONLINE (02/16/2011) [-]
I never thumbed you down. That was other people. I deleted all but one or two of mine.
User avatar #7 to #6 - Donthavename (02/16/2011) [-]
Oh... *thumbs up*
User avatar #8 to #7 - Donthavename (02/16/2011) [-]
:\ cant thumb up profile comments...
User avatar #9 to #8 - Jewssassin ONLINE (02/16/2011) [-]
Its alright. And the "Yeah." response wasnt sarcastic. I was acknowledging that you saw what it said.
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#1 - bobJML (01/09/2011) [-]
Damn you and your pop tart avatar for making me hungry for that specific flavor.
User avatar #2 to #1 - Jewssassin ONLINE (01/09/2011) [-]
Glad to see I can be of assistance.
#4 to #2 - bobJML (01/09/2011) [-]
Grrr...
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