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Date Signed Up:8/11/2010
Last Login:12/28/2014
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Comment Ranking:#19731
Highest Content Rank:#9725
Highest Comment Rank:#1913
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Level 264 Comments: Pure Win → Level 265 Comments: Pure Win
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#3 - My drive to work is short, like five minutes. I love to drive …  [+] (8 new replies) 04/19/2014 on Daily Commute -11
#21 - PubLandlord (04/20/2014) [-]
#11 - anonymous (04/20/2014) [-]
Wow what a shiity car, wanna race? Reply this message and location, I bet your ass you drive a ricer, all show no go.
User avatar #24 - Jewssassin (04/20/2014) [-]
No....I drive a toyota tacoma. Its no show, no go.
#16 - scorpiom (04/20/2014) [-]
Shut up faggot. No one wants to race your shitty 92 hp honda civic with "v-tech". and just because you put a loud exhaust on your ricer doesn't make it fast.
User avatar #4 - Jewssassin (04/19/2014) [-]
Oh also I love my job. If you dont love what you do, shut the fuck up and find a different job. Seriously. Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
#7 - anorselegend (04/20/2014) [-]
#5 - anonymous (04/20/2014) [-]
it#s not as easy as 'finding another job', fuckhead.
User avatar #23 - Jewssassin (04/20/2014) [-]
Im going to keep getting red thumbs and say yes it is if you man the fuck up and look in the right places. Seriously, the blue collar industry needs more workers and blue collar jobs have been the best jobs I've ever had.
#251 - Yeah I got that a lot after I shaved it. The problem is having… 04/19/2014 on Hottest Guys Of FunnyJunk... 0
#969 - OP YOU ******* MOTHER ****** ! … 04/19/2014 on OK Faggots Lets ROLL +1
#967 - **Jewssassin rolled image ** Whatever happens next OP, ever…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2014 on OK Faggots Lets ROLL +1
User avatar #969 - Jewssassin (04/19/2014) [-]
OP YOU FUCKING MOTHER FUCKER! Now get over here so I can ram your tight ass all night.
#237 - And one of slightly less bearded me.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/19/2014 on Hottest Guys Of FunnyJunk... +5
#243 - Jeff C (04/19/2014) [-]
I'd stick with slightly less beard dude haha, or atleast less than a chinfro. No offense :p
User avatar #251 - Jewssassin (04/19/2014) [-]
Yeah I got that a lot after I shaved it. The problem is having a big beard is just so much fun.
#236 - Ok so heres is one of bearded me.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/19/2014 on Hottest Guys Of FunnyJunk... 0
#237 - Jewssassin (04/19/2014) [-]
And one of slightly less bearded me.
#243 - Jeff C (04/19/2014) [-]
I'd stick with slightly less beard dude haha, or atleast less than a chinfro. No offense :p
User avatar #251 - Jewssassin (04/19/2014) [-]
Yeah I got that a lot after I shaved it. The problem is having a big beard is just so much fun.
#20 - Man if I could look like a hot girl with a dick, i'd be alrigh… 04/19/2014 on Very bad side 0
#190 - Am I high or is your name Jessica? 04/18/2014 on Hottest Girls of FJ Round 2 +1
#88 - 12 rounds. 04/15/2014 on describe it. 0
#323 - Really? I was hoping we could hook up at some time. Maybe even… 04/10/2014 on Wandering eyes 0
#322 - Only if you believe. 04/10/2014 on Wandering eyes 0
#321 - Not at all, friend. 04/10/2014 on Wandering eyes 0
#320 - Man I can look at whatever the **** I want. 04/10/2014 on Wandering eyes 0
#277 - So anyone else noticed that the ass shots are just mirrored im…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/09/2014 on Wandering eyes -4
User avatar #291 - fantasma (04/09/2014) [-]
God
damn
you
just
ruined
it
for
me.
I h8 u m8 I r8 8/8.
User avatar #323 - Jewssassin (04/10/2014) [-]
Really? I was hoping we could hook up at some time. Maybe even spend late nights talking about our feelings while sharing a gallon of ice cream.
User avatar #286 - sneperker (04/09/2014) [-]
There's embroidery?
User avatar #322 - Jewssassin (04/10/2014) [-]
Only if you believe.
User avatar #284 - ajperry (04/09/2014) [-]
How gay are you?
User avatar #321 - Jewssassin (04/10/2014) [-]
Not at all, friend.
User avatar #280 - bhuddiver (04/09/2014) [-]
You sir are looking at the wrong thing!
User avatar #320 - Jewssassin (04/10/2014) [-]
Man I can look at whatever the fuck I want.
#892 - Comment deleted 03/28/2014 on FJ March 27th Update 0
#891 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2014 on FJ March 27th Update 0
#892 - Jewssassin Comment deleted by Jewssassin
#14 - Ok so you showed me two wrong ways, but I still have no … 03/21/2014 on we mount the ponies 0
#32 - Cool Ill try that. I never do max power. Hell Im a mechanic an… 03/21/2014 on i dont have itunes or tumblr.. 0
#30 - Additional info, four speakers, two roughly 2 inches and two r… 03/21/2014 on i dont have itunes or tumblr.. 0
#29 - So my car head units equalizer has one setting for bass and on…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/21/2014 on i dont have itunes or tumblr.. 0
User avatar #31 - Welshhobo (03/21/2014) [-]
It'll be fine until the speaker cones burst out of the cab. Its unlikely itll happen unless you have everything MAX POWAH. Would recommend just turning the bass to 0, and turning the treble down to -5 or whatever.
User avatar #32 - Jewssassin (03/21/2014) [-]
Cool Ill try that. I never do max power. Hell Im a mechanic and sometimes Ill change the EQ on customers cars to 0s because they put them all the way up and makes their music (rap) sound fucking awful.
User avatar #30 - Jewssassin (03/21/2014) [-]
Additional info, four speakers, two roughly 2 inches and two roughly 6. I havent measured. No amplifier and I dont know how many amps the stock head unit is putting out.
#376 - Oh boy, now theres going to be porn of it. 03/20/2014 on Elsa's Perfect Match +1
#127 - Ill take the sex slave as long as she isnt just mindless zombi… 03/20/2014 on You can only pick one.. 0
#26 - So its the gov'ment that comes in a kills people for every new child?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2014 on funny old nugget +1
User avatar #29 - helpmedudes (03/20/2014) [-]
I have not worked out the details yet, but I am pretty sure that the society is so advanced enough that they can do it remotely. If the gov. got its hands involved directly, the people would not stand it. So far, people just drop dead. It could be a chip in their brain or something. At the time of my story, it is just an accepted fact of life. The people in charge are just known as the "Scientists," so they are the technological rulers of the world. I mean, I sort of have back story about how the world was ending (global warming, overpopulation, wars, etc.) and then the Scientists took over to stop it all. Haha, crazy huh? Wow, thanks everyone for all the attention! This is gonna help a lot!
#20 - If you can think of a real good reason for the 100 person rule…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/20/2014 on funny old nugget +4
User avatar #22 - helpmedudes (03/20/2014) [-]
well, I was thinking about the overpopulation issue, and morbid but effective ways that the government could curb it. If the people are focused on their own death that could come at any time, and are separated, they are less likely to revolt.
User avatar #26 - Jewssassin (03/20/2014) [-]
So its the gov'ment that comes in a kills people for every new child?
User avatar #29 - helpmedudes (03/20/2014) [-]
I have not worked out the details yet, but I am pretty sure that the society is so advanced enough that they can do it remotely. If the gov. got its hands involved directly, the people would not stand it. So far, people just drop dead. It could be a chip in their brain or something. At the time of my story, it is just an accepted fact of life. The people in charge are just known as the "Scientists," so they are the technological rulers of the world. I mean, I sort of have back story about how the world was ending (global warming, overpopulation, wars, etc.) and then the Scientists took over to stop it all. Haha, crazy huh? Wow, thanks everyone for all the attention! This is gonna help a lot!
#19 - 7.62* The surplus stuff is cheap but will fowl the barrel …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2014 on funny old nugget +2
#76 - powerfapping (03/21/2014) [-]
7.62** Got it.
And since it was corrected on the internet, it will forever be committed to memory.
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User avatar #22 - finni (07/10/2012) [-]
You got a badass username. Just wanted to let you know :)
#21 - omgitztom (03/08/2012) [-]
11/11
#20 - omgitztom (03/08/2012) [-]
10/11
#10 - NellieLovett (04/01/2011) [-]
YOUR AVATAR
#5 - Donthavename has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #6 to #5 - Jewssassin (02/16/2011) [-]
I never thumbed you down. That was other people. I deleted all but one or two of mine.
User avatar #7 to #6 - Donthavename (02/16/2011) [-]
Oh... *thumbs up*
User avatar #8 to #7 - Donthavename (02/16/2011) [-]
:\ cant thumb up profile comments...
User avatar #9 to #8 - Jewssassin (02/16/2011) [-]
Its alright. And the "Yeah." response wasnt sarcastic. I was acknowledging that you saw what it said.
#3 - bobJML has deleted their comment [-]
#1 - bobJML (01/09/2011) [-]
Damn you and your pop tart avatar for making me hungry for that specific flavor.
User avatar #2 to #1 - Jewssassin (01/09/2011) [-]
Glad to see I can be of assistance.
#4 to #2 - bobJML (01/09/2011) [-]
Grrr...
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