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Jewssassin

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Date Signed Up:8/11/2010
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#32 - From what I understand, US federal law is that you own the lan…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/02/2014 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #96 - ninegagnazi (07/03/2014) [-]
What about airspace?
#46 - fukyu (07/02/2014) [-]
you understans incorrectly then, it happens no problem.
#32 - This is actually front page worthy. 07/01/2014 on Bearly Legal +4
#9402 - **Jewssassin rolled user ghostofmikail ** 07/01/2014 on roll admin's name 0
#4 - Searching for "slime wave" on most sites s… 07/01/2014 on The Frumps: Dark Past +10
#1 - I've seen those porn videos. I've fapped to them.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/01/2014 on The Frumps: Dark Past 0
User avatar #3 - rollmeanddie (07/01/2014) [-]
So uh



link?
#7 - slashco (07/01/2014) [-]
Could also be straponcum.com
User avatar #4 - Jewssassin (07/01/2014) [-]
www.xvideos.com/video5047604/slimewave_1_136_

Searching for "slime wave" on most sites should bring up a lot.
User avatar #2 - electriccherry (07/01/2014) [-]
Me too
#23 - Where are you at? Ive seen charger/challenger cops in quiet a …  [+] (15 new replies) 06/19/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #40 - kerfufflemachtwo (06/20/2014) [-]
I haven't seen a Challenger cop car.

Seen many Charger ones, though.
User avatar #44 - saltyfries (06/20/2014) [-]
a lot of Cops in my hometown have converted from Crown Victoria's to either Ford Explorer's or Dodge Chargers, I've never seen a Challenger cop car. I think only 2 districts in my hometown still use the CV, mainly rural areas.
User avatar #46 - kerfufflemachtwo (06/20/2014) [-]
I'm just north of Detroit. Pretty much every city here still has a Crown Vic or two left. The Charger is the most popular right now, followed by the Taurus. A good amount of Explorers can be seen. The state police go for Tahoes, though. Also, the Caprice is starting to pop up more around here.
#47 - saltyfries (06/20/2014) [-]
I think 1 district in Green Bay uses the old Impala or Malibu for cop cars, I wanna say it's Green Bay's east side, west side are Chargers, Howard use Explorer's, I think Hobart and Allouez still use CV's, De Pere has Chargers too. Our state police still use CV's
User avatar #48 - kerfufflemachtwo (06/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, there were a few Impalas around here, but they weren't common.

Then there are the special cop cars. One city, Berkley, has a Hummer. They are not a rural city. Royal Oak has a few Mustangs. Hazel Park has a couple Jags.

Those don't used much. They do get brought out for the Woodward Dream Cruise, though.
User avatar #50 - saltyfries (06/20/2014) [-]
btw, my condolences that you live in Detroit
User avatar #51 - kerfufflemachtwo (06/20/2014) [-]
I'm actually two miles north of Detroit. Not in the city limits, but still in the metro area.

Much nicer than the city itself, though. Two miles makes a huge difference.
User avatar #52 - saltyfries (06/20/2014) [-]
ever go to Auburn Hills or Pontiac? I heard the poor Silverdome is rotting badly
User avatar #53 - kerfufflemachtwo (06/20/2014) [-]
Not often. Those are at least ten miles north of me.

It was, but they did repair it, and it's being used for stuff again. Just not any pro sport at the moment.

The only pro team that doesn't play in Detroit itself is the Pistons.

Also, Ford and Chrysler don't have their headquarters in Detroit. Ford is in Dearborn, and Chrysler is in Auburn Hills.
User avatar #55 - saltyfries (06/20/2014) [-]
not to be racist but, i find it odd that the Pistons of the NBA (a predominantly black sport) is based in a suburb, while the Red Wings of the NHL (a predominantly white sport) is in the city, when Detroit is a mostly black city and Auburn Hills is mostly white... For some reason I just don't think that makes sense...
User avatar #56 - kerfufflemachtwo (06/20/2014) [-]
Lions used to be the same way, too.

Then again, the Red Wings have been in Detroit long before it became a mostly black city. First in the Olympia building, then Joe Louis Arena.

Not sure how long the Pistons have been around. Or the Palace of Auburn Hills, for that matter. But not as long as the Red Wings.
User avatar #57 - saltyfries (06/20/2014) [-]
PoAH has been around since 1988, they used to play at Cobo
User avatar #58 - kerfufflemachtwo (06/20/2014) [-]
There ya go. They were downtown, but moved. Probably because the Palace is nice than Cobo.

Cobo still gets used plenty, though.
#35 - xnotcreative (06/19/2014) [-]
That's the same here in NJ
User avatar #25 - dedaluminus (06/19/2014) [-]
Northern colorado
#21 - The real american police cars debadge the cars.  [+] (17 new replies) 06/19/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #22 - dedaluminus (06/19/2014) [-]
No they don't, at least not in my state
User avatar #23 - Jewssassin (06/19/2014) [-]
Where are you at? Ive seen charger/challenger cops in quiet a few different states and Ive never seen one with the R/T badging on it.
User avatar #40 - kerfufflemachtwo (06/20/2014) [-]
I haven't seen a Challenger cop car.

Seen many Charger ones, though.
User avatar #44 - saltyfries (06/20/2014) [-]
a lot of Cops in my hometown have converted from Crown Victoria's to either Ford Explorer's or Dodge Chargers, I've never seen a Challenger cop car. I think only 2 districts in my hometown still use the CV, mainly rural areas.
User avatar #46 - kerfufflemachtwo (06/20/2014) [-]
I'm just north of Detroit. Pretty much every city here still has a Crown Vic or two left. The Charger is the most popular right now, followed by the Taurus. A good amount of Explorers can be seen. The state police go for Tahoes, though. Also, the Caprice is starting to pop up more around here.
#47 - saltyfries (06/20/2014) [-]
I think 1 district in Green Bay uses the old Impala or Malibu for cop cars, I wanna say it's Green Bay's east side, west side are Chargers, Howard use Explorer's, I think Hobart and Allouez still use CV's, De Pere has Chargers too. Our state police still use CV's
User avatar #48 - kerfufflemachtwo (06/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, there were a few Impalas around here, but they weren't common.

Then there are the special cop cars. One city, Berkley, has a Hummer. They are not a rural city. Royal Oak has a few Mustangs. Hazel Park has a couple Jags.

Those don't used much. They do get brought out for the Woodward Dream Cruise, though.
User avatar #50 - saltyfries (06/20/2014) [-]
btw, my condolences that you live in Detroit
User avatar #51 - kerfufflemachtwo (06/20/2014) [-]
I'm actually two miles north of Detroit. Not in the city limits, but still in the metro area.

Much nicer than the city itself, though. Two miles makes a huge difference.
User avatar #52 - saltyfries (06/20/2014) [-]
ever go to Auburn Hills or Pontiac? I heard the poor Silverdome is rotting badly
User avatar #53 - kerfufflemachtwo (06/20/2014) [-]
Not often. Those are at least ten miles north of me.

It was, but they did repair it, and it's being used for stuff again. Just not any pro sport at the moment.

The only pro team that doesn't play in Detroit itself is the Pistons.

Also, Ford and Chrysler don't have their headquarters in Detroit. Ford is in Dearborn, and Chrysler is in Auburn Hills.
User avatar #55 - saltyfries (06/20/2014) [-]
not to be racist but, i find it odd that the Pistons of the NBA (a predominantly black sport) is based in a suburb, while the Red Wings of the NHL (a predominantly white sport) is in the city, when Detroit is a mostly black city and Auburn Hills is mostly white... For some reason I just don't think that makes sense...
User avatar #56 - kerfufflemachtwo (06/20/2014) [-]
Lions used to be the same way, too.

Then again, the Red Wings have been in Detroit long before it became a mostly black city. First in the Olympia building, then Joe Louis Arena.

Not sure how long the Pistons have been around. Or the Palace of Auburn Hills, for that matter. But not as long as the Red Wings.
User avatar #57 - saltyfries (06/20/2014) [-]
PoAH has been around since 1988, they used to play at Cobo
User avatar #58 - kerfufflemachtwo (06/20/2014) [-]
There ya go. They were downtown, but moved. Probably because the Palace is nice than Cobo.

Cobo still gets used plenty, though.
#35 - xnotcreative (06/19/2014) [-]
That's the same here in NJ
User avatar #25 - dedaluminus (06/19/2014) [-]
Northern colorado
#267 - Well I already knew I was going to die Jewish. This site is li… 06/19/2014 on Luck of the draw 0
#265 - **Jewssassin rolled image ** Lets see here...  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2014 on Luck of the draw +1
User avatar #267 - Jewssassin (06/19/2014) [-]
Well I already knew I was going to die Jewish. This site is like a cheap fucking fortune teller. I WANT MY FUCKING MONEY BACK ADMIN!
#4 - The Germans have a lot of American electric cars.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/16/2014 on Does it matter that it's in... +43
#45 - wherearetheboobs (06/17/2014) [-]
But nobody wants to drive them, except seniors.
#13 - rabbitturd (06/17/2014) [-]
and suburbans
#75 - Speak for yourself, I dont give a **** about this sites… 06/16/2014 on Colored 0
#53 - In Baltimore we call them ******* . 06/16/2014 on chavs +1
#96 - I saw Avatar in 3d, and it was actually the best 3d movie goin… 06/15/2014 on Movies in 3D 0
#10 - They actually hurt my eyes, and also I guess its just my opini…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/15/2014 on Movies in 3D 0
User avatar #12 - mindofthegiant (06/15/2014) [-]
They're not that bad. Like the effects in some movies are unnecessary but then there are some movies in which the 3d adds a lot to the experience. Like avatar
User avatar #96 - Jewssassin (06/15/2014) [-]
I saw Avatar in 3d, and it was actually the best 3d movie going experience I've had but I still didnt like it. It still felt like a cheap effect that hurts my eyes, and I have enjoyed watching it 2d every time since.
Maybe in the future the 3d effect will get better and we wont need glasses, then Ill like it but until then Im just going to pass.
#8 - Put on the glasses and watch damn movie. Leave your kids at ho…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/15/2014 on Movies in 3D 0
User avatar #9 - ronyx (06/15/2014) [-]
Are they that bad?
#13 - Neodude (06/15/2014) [-]
It depends on how the 3D is used. If its used properly to show depth in the scenses, then its damn fantastic and makes fora great viewing experience. if it's used to do the stupid"OH SHIT ITS FLYING AT YOUR FACE" thing, then its really stupid and beign used as a damned gimmick. There is a chance that you may not be able to actually watch 3D, as it can actually hurt some people, although I don't know the reason.
User avatar #10 - Jewssassin (06/15/2014) [-]
They actually hurt my eyes, and also I guess its just my opinion, but I think its an annoying effect thats supposed to be catchy-cool and I dont like that.
User avatar #12 - mindofthegiant (06/15/2014) [-]
They're not that bad. Like the effects in some movies are unnecessary but then there are some movies in which the 3d adds a lot to the experience. Like avatar
User avatar #96 - Jewssassin (06/15/2014) [-]
I saw Avatar in 3d, and it was actually the best 3d movie going experience I've had but I still didnt like it. It still felt like a cheap effect that hurts my eyes, and I have enjoyed watching it 2d every time since.
Maybe in the future the 3d effect will get better and we wont need glasses, then Ill like it but until then Im just going to pass.
#9 - STOP YELLING AT ME! 06/15/2014 on HTML +25
#12 - I was expecting "a skin flute" 06/13/2014 on Teacher Bangs A Boy 0
#163 - Its a /k/ meme specifically for the Mosin Nagant. 06/12/2014 on worth the read, /k/ommando... +1
#109 - The AK-47 was based off the SKS. 06/06/2014 on German Army WWII comp 0
#715 - Yeah...Not happening. 06/06/2014 on Your new penis 0
#714 - **Jewssassin rolled image ** I hope this gets me laid  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2014 on Your new penis 0
User avatar #715 - Jewssassin (06/06/2014) [-]
Yeah...Not happening.
#96 - Betcha you can do something cool with mine 06/06/2014 on Username-Pictures Part 3 +1
#312 - Point well taken. Im going to need like 30 horses. 06/04/2014 on Pretty much what it says 0
#303 - Not really, an '02 LS1 has about 315 hp, a 02 2UZ makes 271 hp…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/04/2014 on Pretty much what it says 0
User avatar #310 - fogschmog (06/04/2014) [-]
Ya but you can have like a lot of horses.
User avatar #312 - Jewssassin (06/04/2014) [-]
Point well taken. Im going to need like 30 horses.
#295 - What do you think is a more efficient system in terms of horse…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/04/2014 on Pretty much what it says 0
User avatar #298 - fogschmog (06/04/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure it's horses. They got a lot of horsepower. It's kinda what they do.
User avatar #303 - Jewssassin (06/04/2014) [-]
Not really, an '02 LS1 has about 315 hp, a 02 2UZ makes 271 hp, while your average horse only makes about 15 hp.
User avatar #310 - fogschmog (06/04/2014) [-]
Ya but you can have like a lot of horses.
User avatar #312 - Jewssassin (06/04/2014) [-]
Point well taken. Im going to need like 30 horses.

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User avatar #22 - finni (07/10/2012) [-]
You got a badass username. Just wanted to let you know :)
#21 - omgitztom (03/08/2012) [-]
11/11
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10/11
#10 - NellieLovett (04/01/2011) [-]
YOUR AVATAR
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User avatar #6 to #5 - Jewssassin (02/16/2011) [-]
I never thumbed you down. That was other people. I deleted all but one or two of mine.
User avatar #7 to #6 - Donthavename (02/16/2011) [-]
Oh... *thumbs up*
User avatar #8 to #7 - Donthavename (02/16/2011) [-]
:\ cant thumb up profile comments...
User avatar #9 to #8 - Jewssassin (02/16/2011) [-]
Its alright. And the "Yeah." response wasnt sarcastic. I was acknowledging that you saw what it said.
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#1 - bobJML (01/09/2011) [-]
Damn you and your pop tart avatar for making me hungry for that specific flavor.
User avatar #2 to #1 - Jewssassin (01/09/2011) [-]
Glad to see I can be of assistance.
#4 to #2 - bobJML (01/09/2011) [-]
Grrr...
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