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#29 - But it was the car he drove to the hospitals in. Not like the … 04/01/2016 on "BULLSHIT to that front... 0
#36 - He wasnt driving on the wrong side of the road...The chan comm… 03/18/2016 on The Trump is Stumped :( +16
#12 - If the keys are in the ignition its illegal. If they are anyhw…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/13/2016 on anon beats the system +9
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#49 - Tusura (03/14/2016) [-]
Unfortunately that's incorrect.
If the keys are on your person or in the car, and you are in the drivers seat, you can get hit with DUI or DWI. They do not need to be in the ignition for an officer to cite you.

IF you are drunk and are going to sleep in your car. Tuck your keys under the passenger side front tire. This will ensure you do not get a DUI because the keys are out of reach and outside the vehicle.
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#21 - xgarthx (03/13/2016) [-]
My car has a push button ignition, so what about in my case? The keys would simply have to be inside the vehicle?
#54 - landcucumber (03/14/2016) [-]
then if your not in the driver seat you are good.
#18 - stalini (03/13/2016) [-]
ty
#13 - anon (03/13/2016) [-]
Even so, it varies state to state. If you show an intent to drive, e.g. your keys are with you in the cab of the truck you're in. Then, you can still be charged with a dui. One of my friends, was charged for a DUI because he was sleeping inside the truck and had the keys on his body.
#4 - You've gotta be ******** me. 01/24/2016 on can you do this in clubs? +1
#4 - The way the front end sits make its look like the motor has be…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/24/2016 on free car 0
#13 - afireinsidebrad (01/24/2016) [-]
yeah that car has no engine, and the parts he traded are more than likely worth more than the car itself
#3 - Marylander here, I had tons of fun last night driving in the s… 01/23/2016 on Out in maryland +1
#13 - I like that woman's rant, but she completely ignored the real …  [+] (11 new replies) 01/22/2016 on Moderate muslim raped on... +24
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#41 - greyhoundfd (01/22/2016) [-]
If you want to tear down a skyscraper, do you slowly dismantle the top, or do you destroy the foundation?
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#79 - punnym (01/22/2016) [-]
you melt the steel beam with the jet fuel
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#151 - iwantasubmarine (01/22/2016) [-]
And muslims.
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#14 - teevee (01/22/2016) [-]
the question is extremely relevant: how the hell do we fight an ideology with weapons?
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#57 - bushingenna (01/22/2016) [-]
well its possible her point was that the ideology was only relevant to the radicals, so it doesnt matter. most muslims dont have a violent ideology. so in fairness the question wasn't exactly valid
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#23 - Maroon (01/22/2016) [-]
Easy, you shoot every last person who holds that ideology. Duh.
#37 - cyberviking (01/22/2016) [-]
Sounds about right.
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#21 - Viceroy (01/22/2016) [-]
You don't. You fight people with weapons, usually people with an ideology.
An ideology is only as powerful as it's number of followers. You make sure kids today do not adopt the ideology, and remove the people who already have.
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#81 - oceanfrank (01/22/2016) [-]
So.... you can fight it with weapons if you're trying to remove those who have it.
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#172 - Viceroy (01/22/2016) [-]
All the weapons in the world won't stop children from inheriting an ideology if we don't offer them a counterpoint.
You don't fight an ideology, you change it. Weapons win battles, words change the world.
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#20 - Einsty (01/22/2016) [-]
Stop holding back.
#16 - In that video you can see the car has window tints and several…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2016 on didn't expect that +2
#22 - theXsjados (01/19/2016) [-]
A lot of UC cars are from drug busts. Some dealer probably just finished pimping his ride and got busted.
#8 - Am I the only one that thinks when shhe says "Hello"… 01/18/2016 on her voice... 0
#37 - Theres a good chance nothing is wrong with it. Whenever you tu… 01/10/2016 on needs an oil change 0