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|#25 - Once I had sex with my girlfriend while driving and it was ama… [+] (7 new replies)||05/03/2016 on Future CarSex||+1|
#31 - Jewssassin (05/03/2016) [-]
Well basically she had to do everything for once lol , but I had to take my seat belt off, scoot the seat back a little bit and lean it back slightly. I had to slide down and forward a little bit so she could sit on my lap with our junk lined up, and I guess she had her knees all the way down into the back on the seat. When we got settled I was basically hanging to my left to see around her while she rode me.
It wasnt the best position for her to be riding me but the danger of it all made it feel soo good.
What kind SUV did you have?
#33 - Jewssassin (05/04/2016) [-]
Oh I've driven many Liberties when I worked at a Jeep Dealership, there should be room specially if shes small.
That sucks bro. I do most of the work because Im better at sex then her and we usually both like it more when Im on top, but she does does her part.
You gotta make your GF work for hers lol.
|#13 - I was right. [+] (6 new replies)||04/29/2016 on Women BMX||+32|
|#12 - I refuse to believe that this is an accurate representation of… [+] (9 new replies)||04/29/2016 on Women BMX||+126|
#56 - anon (04/29/2016) [-]
there are multiple things wrong with this video:
these women are in one of the larger classes of motocross. look at how almost none of them can actually touch the ground on their bikes. womens 125cc class is a great sport to watch. 250 and 400 not so much.
if you want to watch some really good women motocross, look up Heidi Cook.
she's retired now, but if there are any videos of her.... oh man.
i used to go to the motocross track in my hometown, and she was lapping the second place girls, and competing with guys up untill the 18y/o class. she is phenomenal.
one of the biggest differences in male/female motocross, is that the men would wide open drift the #1 ,2 and 5 corners, where women would slow down and take the inside lane. Heidi would blast it on the outside and rek kids.
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