Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search
Buy your amazon goods through FJ's link.
Just click this link and search for any product you want. FJ gets a commission on everything you buy.

Jewssassin    

Rank #9954 on Comments
Jewssassin Avatar Level 263 Comments: Pure Win
Offline
Send mail to Jewssassin Block Jewssassin Invite Jewssassin to be your friend flag avatar
Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Date Signed Up:8/11/2010
Last Login:8/21/2014
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#10013
Comment Ranking:#9954
Highest Content Rank:#10011
Highest Comment Rank:#1913
Content Thumbs: 61 total,  121 ,  60
Comment Thumbs: 6421 total,  8244 ,  1823
Content Level Progress: 80% (4/5)
Level 1 Content: New Here → Level 2 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 75% (75/100)
Level 263 Comments: Pure Win → Level 264 Comments: Pure Win
Subscribers:2
Content Views:13808
Times Content Favorited:7 times
Total Comments Made:3373
FJ Points:6544

latest user's comments

#43 - Drive all night* 04/27/2014 on it's the little things in life 0
#42 - I live just outside of Baltimore in Maryland, I have movie the…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/27/2014 on it's the little things in life 0
User avatar #47 - sweetsighlullaby (04/27/2014) [-]
I'd like that. A lot. Lol, the woods aren't so bad. I do like hiking and adventuring. I climbed to the top of Spruce Knob and Seneca Rocks. Plus, the caverns are ridiculous! If you've never been spelunking, you need to go. But at the same time, though hiking is great in the summer, it's so dangerous in the winter. In fact, driving is dangerous in the winter. So imagine not leaving your house or dorm room for two weeks because your door is buried and you're still expected to go to class and work. How about Maryland? Are the summers nice?
User avatar #50 - Jewssassin (04/28/2014) [-]
I dont think I know what Spelunking is. Summer here is pretty good, but can be very unpredictable, the same with spring. Summer starts off mild and very enjoyable but gets very hot and humid around July and August then goes back to being mild. As for spring, from February to March it is 100% unpredictable. We can everything from snow and hail to 75 degree weather in one week, and its like that every week. You really learn how to dress for different weather during spring.

We've gotten some big snow storms, but I've never been snowed in completely. I honestly like to drive in the snow, last winter I had a huge ass station wagon and I did drifts and doughnuts everywhere I went in the snow.

I want to go explore a cave, or go bunjee jumping or mountain climbing, do some real adventurous stuff.
User avatar #51 - sweetsighlullaby (04/28/2014) [-]
Spelunking is cave exploring and I love station wagons... favorite car. I want a olive green woody.
#52 - Jewssassin (04/28/2014) [-]
I need to go spelunking. This is gonna happen this summer.
This was my station wagon, Buick Roadmaster. I loved that thing, Im gonna buy another one before I die just because it was so nice to ride in and drive. I had to sell it cause it was getting expensive to own with all the repairs I had to do to it and all the major repairs coming up, so I traded it in on a little blue Toyota Tacoma.
User avatar #53 - Jewssassin (04/28/2014) [-]
Oh and the gas mileage was absolutely horrendous unless I was on the highway.
User avatar #43 - Jewssassin (04/27/2014) [-]
Drive all night*
#39 - Well thats depressing. Like really depressing, it cant be that…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/27/2014 on it's the little things in life 0
User avatar #41 - sweetsighlullaby (04/27/2014) [-]
I'm not sure. I live with my mum. Only 20 but they aren't too bad, I don't think. I mean, I hike and fish and camp, so that's my entertainment, but you have to leave WV for real fun.
User avatar #42 - Jewssassin (04/27/2014) [-]
I live just outside of Baltimore in Maryland, I have movie theatres, bowling allys, laser tag places, restaurants and cafes and all that shit. Im not interested. I work, I sleep, I eat, I play video games and I drive west. Last night me and my buddy were out of a cruise and saw the Appalachian mountains and made it our goal to drive over the mountains. We did and we had an adventure, and saw things we didnt think we would see at the beginning of the night. I want to be out in the woods, not bothered by anything unless I wanted them there. I want to shoot all day and drive around in the forests all day for my entertainment.

How about we trade places for a few days?
User avatar #47 - sweetsighlullaby (04/27/2014) [-]
I'd like that. A lot. Lol, the woods aren't so bad. I do like hiking and adventuring. I climbed to the top of Spruce Knob and Seneca Rocks. Plus, the caverns are ridiculous! If you've never been spelunking, you need to go. But at the same time, though hiking is great in the summer, it's so dangerous in the winter. In fact, driving is dangerous in the winter. So imagine not leaving your house or dorm room for two weeks because your door is buried and you're still expected to go to class and work. How about Maryland? Are the summers nice?
User avatar #50 - Jewssassin (04/28/2014) [-]
I dont think I know what Spelunking is. Summer here is pretty good, but can be very unpredictable, the same with spring. Summer starts off mild and very enjoyable but gets very hot and humid around July and August then goes back to being mild. As for spring, from February to March it is 100% unpredictable. We can everything from snow and hail to 75 degree weather in one week, and its like that every week. You really learn how to dress for different weather during spring.

We've gotten some big snow storms, but I've never been snowed in completely. I honestly like to drive in the snow, last winter I had a huge ass station wagon and I did drifts and doughnuts everywhere I went in the snow.

I want to go explore a cave, or go bunjee jumping or mountain climbing, do some real adventurous stuff.
User avatar #51 - sweetsighlullaby (04/28/2014) [-]
Spelunking is cave exploring and I love station wagons... favorite car. I want a olive green woody.
#52 - Jewssassin (04/28/2014) [-]
I need to go spelunking. This is gonna happen this summer.
This was my station wagon, Buick Roadmaster. I loved that thing, Im gonna buy another one before I die just because it was so nice to ride in and drive. I had to sell it cause it was getting expensive to own with all the repairs I had to do to it and all the major repairs coming up, so I traded it in on a little blue Toyota Tacoma.
User avatar #53 - Jewssassin (04/28/2014) [-]
Oh and the gas mileage was absolutely horrendous unless I was on the highway.
User avatar #43 - Jewssassin (04/27/2014) [-]
Drive all night*
#37 - Whats wrong with WV? I've been out there a few times and its b…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/27/2014 on it's the little things in life 0
User avatar #38 - sweetsighlullaby (04/27/2014) [-]
You can't find a job. And a ridiculously high food tax. And there is nothing to do. I've lived in my town since I was in 2nd grade and there are no rollerskating places, no bowling alleys, we have one movie theater (but the screen is broken, so half the picture is flipped), everything stays open for maybe two months then closes. It's dead here. The woods are dead and those born in them are dying too.
User avatar #39 - Jewssassin (04/27/2014) [-]
Well thats depressing. Like really depressing, it cant be that bad. What are property taxes like?
User avatar #41 - sweetsighlullaby (04/27/2014) [-]
I'm not sure. I live with my mum. Only 20 but they aren't too bad, I don't think. I mean, I hike and fish and camp, so that's my entertainment, but you have to leave WV for real fun.
User avatar #42 - Jewssassin (04/27/2014) [-]
I live just outside of Baltimore in Maryland, I have movie theatres, bowling allys, laser tag places, restaurants and cafes and all that shit. Im not interested. I work, I sleep, I eat, I play video games and I drive west. Last night me and my buddy were out of a cruise and saw the Appalachian mountains and made it our goal to drive over the mountains. We did and we had an adventure, and saw things we didnt think we would see at the beginning of the night. I want to be out in the woods, not bothered by anything unless I wanted them there. I want to shoot all day and drive around in the forests all day for my entertainment.

How about we trade places for a few days?
User avatar #47 - sweetsighlullaby (04/27/2014) [-]
I'd like that. A lot. Lol, the woods aren't so bad. I do like hiking and adventuring. I climbed to the top of Spruce Knob and Seneca Rocks. Plus, the caverns are ridiculous! If you've never been spelunking, you need to go. But at the same time, though hiking is great in the summer, it's so dangerous in the winter. In fact, driving is dangerous in the winter. So imagine not leaving your house or dorm room for two weeks because your door is buried and you're still expected to go to class and work. How about Maryland? Are the summers nice?
User avatar #50 - Jewssassin (04/28/2014) [-]
I dont think I know what Spelunking is. Summer here is pretty good, but can be very unpredictable, the same with spring. Summer starts off mild and very enjoyable but gets very hot and humid around July and August then goes back to being mild. As for spring, from February to March it is 100% unpredictable. We can everything from snow and hail to 75 degree weather in one week, and its like that every week. You really learn how to dress for different weather during spring.

We've gotten some big snow storms, but I've never been snowed in completely. I honestly like to drive in the snow, last winter I had a huge ass station wagon and I did drifts and doughnuts everywhere I went in the snow.

I want to go explore a cave, or go bunjee jumping or mountain climbing, do some real adventurous stuff.
User avatar #51 - sweetsighlullaby (04/28/2014) [-]
Spelunking is cave exploring and I love station wagons... favorite car. I want a olive green woody.
#52 - Jewssassin (04/28/2014) [-]
I need to go spelunking. This is gonna happen this summer.
This was my station wagon, Buick Roadmaster. I loved that thing, Im gonna buy another one before I die just because it was so nice to ride in and drive. I had to sell it cause it was getting expensive to own with all the repairs I had to do to it and all the major repairs coming up, so I traded it in on a little blue Toyota Tacoma.
User avatar #53 - Jewssassin (04/28/2014) [-]
Oh and the gas mileage was absolutely horrendous unless I was on the highway.
User avatar #43 - Jewssassin (04/27/2014) [-]
Drive all night*
#35 - Nice, WV is one of the states Im considering moving too, Im ti…  [+] (12 new replies) 04/27/2014 on it's the little things in life 0
User avatar #36 - sweetsighlullaby (04/27/2014) [-]
Lol, don't come to WV. It isnt that great. A .38 is nice, but they are kinda hard to find
User avatar #37 - Jewssassin (04/27/2014) [-]
Whats wrong with WV? I've been out there a few times and its beautiful. Try Armslist.org. Its like craigslist but for guns.
User avatar #38 - sweetsighlullaby (04/27/2014) [-]
You can't find a job. And a ridiculously high food tax. And there is nothing to do. I've lived in my town since I was in 2nd grade and there are no rollerskating places, no bowling alleys, we have one movie theater (but the screen is broken, so half the picture is flipped), everything stays open for maybe two months then closes. It's dead here. The woods are dead and those born in them are dying too.
User avatar #39 - Jewssassin (04/27/2014) [-]
Well thats depressing. Like really depressing, it cant be that bad. What are property taxes like?
User avatar #41 - sweetsighlullaby (04/27/2014) [-]
I'm not sure. I live with my mum. Only 20 but they aren't too bad, I don't think. I mean, I hike and fish and camp, so that's my entertainment, but you have to leave WV for real fun.
User avatar #42 - Jewssassin (04/27/2014) [-]
I live just outside of Baltimore in Maryland, I have movie theatres, bowling allys, laser tag places, restaurants and cafes and all that shit. Im not interested. I work, I sleep, I eat, I play video games and I drive west. Last night me and my buddy were out of a cruise and saw the Appalachian mountains and made it our goal to drive over the mountains. We did and we had an adventure, and saw things we didnt think we would see at the beginning of the night. I want to be out in the woods, not bothered by anything unless I wanted them there. I want to shoot all day and drive around in the forests all day for my entertainment.

How about we trade places for a few days?
User avatar #47 - sweetsighlullaby (04/27/2014) [-]
I'd like that. A lot. Lol, the woods aren't so bad. I do like hiking and adventuring. I climbed to the top of Spruce Knob and Seneca Rocks. Plus, the caverns are ridiculous! If you've never been spelunking, you need to go. But at the same time, though hiking is great in the summer, it's so dangerous in the winter. In fact, driving is dangerous in the winter. So imagine not leaving your house or dorm room for two weeks because your door is buried and you're still expected to go to class and work. How about Maryland? Are the summers nice?
User avatar #50 - Jewssassin (04/28/2014) [-]
I dont think I know what Spelunking is. Summer here is pretty good, but can be very unpredictable, the same with spring. Summer starts off mild and very enjoyable but gets very hot and humid around July and August then goes back to being mild. As for spring, from February to March it is 100% unpredictable. We can everything from snow and hail to 75 degree weather in one week, and its like that every week. You really learn how to dress for different weather during spring.

We've gotten some big snow storms, but I've never been snowed in completely. I honestly like to drive in the snow, last winter I had a huge ass station wagon and I did drifts and doughnuts everywhere I went in the snow.

I want to go explore a cave, or go bunjee jumping or mountain climbing, do some real adventurous stuff.
User avatar #51 - sweetsighlullaby (04/28/2014) [-]
Spelunking is cave exploring and I love station wagons... favorite car. I want a olive green woody.
#52 - Jewssassin (04/28/2014) [-]
I need to go spelunking. This is gonna happen this summer.
This was my station wagon, Buick Roadmaster. I loved that thing, Im gonna buy another one before I die just because it was so nice to ride in and drive. I had to sell it cause it was getting expensive to own with all the repairs I had to do to it and all the major repairs coming up, so I traded it in on a little blue Toyota Tacoma.
User avatar #53 - Jewssassin (04/28/2014) [-]
Oh and the gas mileage was absolutely horrendous unless I was on the highway.
User avatar #43 - Jewssassin (04/27/2014) [-]
Drive all night*
#33 - How easy is it to carry where you are legally? Where I live yo…  [+] (14 new replies) 04/27/2014 on it's the little things in life 0
User avatar #34 - sweetsighlullaby (04/27/2014) [-]
Pretty easy. I live in West Virginia. Honestly, you take a gun safety course, pay a bit of money, then you have your CC for maybe five years? Maybe three... I looked at the SIG and I didn't really like the looks of it. Truth be told, I'm a little in the with Rugers. They are easy and familiar and I like consistency. But I'll look into the few you mentioned.
User avatar #35 - Jewssassin (04/27/2014) [-]
Nice, WV is one of the states Im considering moving too, Im tired of living in a blue state just because the gun laws are awful. I have never shot a Ruger, the only hand guns I've shot are a few 1911s and a five shot .38 special Taurus revolver. The .38 might be good for little girly hands also.
User avatar #36 - sweetsighlullaby (04/27/2014) [-]
Lol, don't come to WV. It isnt that great. A .38 is nice, but they are kinda hard to find
User avatar #37 - Jewssassin (04/27/2014) [-]
Whats wrong with WV? I've been out there a few times and its beautiful. Try Armslist.org. Its like craigslist but for guns.
User avatar #38 - sweetsighlullaby (04/27/2014) [-]
You can't find a job. And a ridiculously high food tax. And there is nothing to do. I've lived in my town since I was in 2nd grade and there are no rollerskating places, no bowling alleys, we have one movie theater (but the screen is broken, so half the picture is flipped), everything stays open for maybe two months then closes. It's dead here. The woods are dead and those born in them are dying too.
User avatar #39 - Jewssassin (04/27/2014) [-]
Well thats depressing. Like really depressing, it cant be that bad. What are property taxes like?
User avatar #41 - sweetsighlullaby (04/27/2014) [-]
I'm not sure. I live with my mum. Only 20 but they aren't too bad, I don't think. I mean, I hike and fish and camp, so that's my entertainment, but you have to leave WV for real fun.
User avatar #42 - Jewssassin (04/27/2014) [-]
I live just outside of Baltimore in Maryland, I have movie theatres, bowling allys, laser tag places, restaurants and cafes and all that shit. Im not interested. I work, I sleep, I eat, I play video games and I drive west. Last night me and my buddy were out of a cruise and saw the Appalachian mountains and made it our goal to drive over the mountains. We did and we had an adventure, and saw things we didnt think we would see at the beginning of the night. I want to be out in the woods, not bothered by anything unless I wanted them there. I want to shoot all day and drive around in the forests all day for my entertainment.

How about we trade places for a few days?
User avatar #47 - sweetsighlullaby (04/27/2014) [-]
I'd like that. A lot. Lol, the woods aren't so bad. I do like hiking and adventuring. I climbed to the top of Spruce Knob and Seneca Rocks. Plus, the caverns are ridiculous! If you've never been spelunking, you need to go. But at the same time, though hiking is great in the summer, it's so dangerous in the winter. In fact, driving is dangerous in the winter. So imagine not leaving your house or dorm room for two weeks because your door is buried and you're still expected to go to class and work. How about Maryland? Are the summers nice?
User avatar #50 - Jewssassin (04/28/2014) [-]
I dont think I know what Spelunking is. Summer here is pretty good, but can be very unpredictable, the same with spring. Summer starts off mild and very enjoyable but gets very hot and humid around July and August then goes back to being mild. As for spring, from February to March it is 100% unpredictable. We can everything from snow and hail to 75 degree weather in one week, and its like that every week. You really learn how to dress for different weather during spring.

We've gotten some big snow storms, but I've never been snowed in completely. I honestly like to drive in the snow, last winter I had a huge ass station wagon and I did drifts and doughnuts everywhere I went in the snow.

I want to go explore a cave, or go bunjee jumping or mountain climbing, do some real adventurous stuff.
User avatar #51 - sweetsighlullaby (04/28/2014) [-]
Spelunking is cave exploring and I love station wagons... favorite car. I want a olive green woody.
#52 - Jewssassin (04/28/2014) [-]
I need to go spelunking. This is gonna happen this summer.
This was my station wagon, Buick Roadmaster. I loved that thing, Im gonna buy another one before I die just because it was so nice to ride in and drive. I had to sell it cause it was getting expensive to own with all the repairs I had to do to it and all the major repairs coming up, so I traded it in on a little blue Toyota Tacoma.
User avatar #53 - Jewssassin (04/28/2014) [-]
Oh and the gas mileage was absolutely horrendous unless I was on the highway.
User avatar #43 - Jewssassin (04/27/2014) [-]
Drive all night*
#31 - My folks got that for me for my 18th birthday. They surprised …  [+] (16 new replies) 04/27/2014 on it's the little things in life 0
User avatar #32 - sweetsighlullaby (04/27/2014) [-]
I have to wait til I'm 21 to be able to carry mine legally. It's under my dad's name. 18th birthday I got a 22 to learn with because I have small, girly hands, but I want something that has more of a kick back. I was looking at the Ruger SR40 compact, but with a shorter barrel I might get too much kickback, though it is the right size for my hands. I'm not sure what to do. If I go bigger than 22 than, most time, I can't reach the trigger, but the compacts have so much kick that it makes my shot bad.
User avatar #33 - Jewssassin (04/27/2014) [-]
How easy is it to carry where you are legally? Where I live you need to basically have had death threats made against you to get a CC permit. Have you tried a compact 9mm? Maybe a Glock, SIG, or a .380 Walter? SIG have a pretty large line of smaller hand guns
User avatar #34 - sweetsighlullaby (04/27/2014) [-]
Pretty easy. I live in West Virginia. Honestly, you take a gun safety course, pay a bit of money, then you have your CC for maybe five years? Maybe three... I looked at the SIG and I didn't really like the looks of it. Truth be told, I'm a little in the with Rugers. They are easy and familiar and I like consistency. But I'll look into the few you mentioned.
User avatar #35 - Jewssassin (04/27/2014) [-]
Nice, WV is one of the states Im considering moving too, Im tired of living in a blue state just because the gun laws are awful. I have never shot a Ruger, the only hand guns I've shot are a few 1911s and a five shot .38 special Taurus revolver. The .38 might be good for little girly hands also.
User avatar #36 - sweetsighlullaby (04/27/2014) [-]
Lol, don't come to WV. It isnt that great. A .38 is nice, but they are kinda hard to find
User avatar #37 - Jewssassin (04/27/2014) [-]
Whats wrong with WV? I've been out there a few times and its beautiful. Try Armslist.org. Its like craigslist but for guns.
User avatar #38 - sweetsighlullaby (04/27/2014) [-]
You can't find a job. And a ridiculously high food tax. And there is nothing to do. I've lived in my town since I was in 2nd grade and there are no rollerskating places, no bowling alleys, we have one movie theater (but the screen is broken, so half the picture is flipped), everything stays open for maybe two months then closes. It's dead here. The woods are dead and those born in them are dying too.
User avatar #39 - Jewssassin (04/27/2014) [-]
Well thats depressing. Like really depressing, it cant be that bad. What are property taxes like?
User avatar #41 - sweetsighlullaby (04/27/2014) [-]
I'm not sure. I live with my mum. Only 20 but they aren't too bad, I don't think. I mean, I hike and fish and camp, so that's my entertainment, but you have to leave WV for real fun.
User avatar #42 - Jewssassin (04/27/2014) [-]
I live just outside of Baltimore in Maryland, I have movie theatres, bowling allys, laser tag places, restaurants and cafes and all that shit. Im not interested. I work, I sleep, I eat, I play video games and I drive west. Last night me and my buddy were out of a cruise and saw the Appalachian mountains and made it our goal to drive over the mountains. We did and we had an adventure, and saw things we didnt think we would see at the beginning of the night. I want to be out in the woods, not bothered by anything unless I wanted them there. I want to shoot all day and drive around in the forests all day for my entertainment.

How about we trade places for a few days?
User avatar #47 - sweetsighlullaby (04/27/2014) [-]
I'd like that. A lot. Lol, the woods aren't so bad. I do like hiking and adventuring. I climbed to the top of Spruce Knob and Seneca Rocks. Plus, the caverns are ridiculous! If you've never been spelunking, you need to go. But at the same time, though hiking is great in the summer, it's so dangerous in the winter. In fact, driving is dangerous in the winter. So imagine not leaving your house or dorm room for two weeks because your door is buried and you're still expected to go to class and work. How about Maryland? Are the summers nice?
User avatar #50 - Jewssassin (04/28/2014) [-]
I dont think I know what Spelunking is. Summer here is pretty good, but can be very unpredictable, the same with spring. Summer starts off mild and very enjoyable but gets very hot and humid around July and August then goes back to being mild. As for spring, from February to March it is 100% unpredictable. We can everything from snow and hail to 75 degree weather in one week, and its like that every week. You really learn how to dress for different weather during spring.

We've gotten some big snow storms, but I've never been snowed in completely. I honestly like to drive in the snow, last winter I had a huge ass station wagon and I did drifts and doughnuts everywhere I went in the snow.

I want to go explore a cave, or go bunjee jumping or mountain climbing, do some real adventurous stuff.
User avatar #51 - sweetsighlullaby (04/28/2014) [-]
Spelunking is cave exploring and I love station wagons... favorite car. I want a olive green woody.
#52 - Jewssassin (04/28/2014) [-]
I need to go spelunking. This is gonna happen this summer.
This was my station wagon, Buick Roadmaster. I loved that thing, Im gonna buy another one before I die just because it was so nice to ride in and drive. I had to sell it cause it was getting expensive to own with all the repairs I had to do to it and all the major repairs coming up, so I traded it in on a little blue Toyota Tacoma.
User avatar #53 - Jewssassin (04/28/2014) [-]
Oh and the gas mileage was absolutely horrendous unless I was on the highway.
User avatar #43 - Jewssassin (04/27/2014) [-]
Drive all night*
#28 - I got a Savage MK-II, an SKS and 91/30 Mosin Nagant.  [+] (19 new replies) 04/27/2014 on it's the little things in life 0
User avatar #30 - sweetsighlullaby (04/27/2014) [-]
looking more for a handgun. maybe a 40? I like the savage tho. I saw it in the Shooter's Bible. How much was it?
#45 - dingywingy (04/27/2014) [-]
Get either a glock 22 23 or a XDm 3.8 Compact.. Ive personally owned the 23 and the XDm but the 22 is just a full size version of the 23 and if you pick glock you can get conversion barrels for almost any caliber you want including .357 sig or 9mm
User avatar #31 - Jewssassin (04/27/2014) [-]
My folks got that for me for my 18th birthday. They surprised the hell out of me with it too, they are pretty liberal. Its an older model so it would probably be about 150 used.
I want to get a .45, preferably a 1911, but I have 8 more months until I can buy that.
User avatar #32 - sweetsighlullaby (04/27/2014) [-]
I have to wait til I'm 21 to be able to carry mine legally. It's under my dad's name. 18th birthday I got a 22 to learn with because I have small, girly hands, but I want something that has more of a kick back. I was looking at the Ruger SR40 compact, but with a shorter barrel I might get too much kickback, though it is the right size for my hands. I'm not sure what to do. If I go bigger than 22 than, most time, I can't reach the trigger, but the compacts have so much kick that it makes my shot bad.
User avatar #33 - Jewssassin (04/27/2014) [-]
How easy is it to carry where you are legally? Where I live you need to basically have had death threats made against you to get a CC permit. Have you tried a compact 9mm? Maybe a Glock, SIG, or a .380 Walter? SIG have a pretty large line of smaller hand guns
User avatar #34 - sweetsighlullaby (04/27/2014) [-]
Pretty easy. I live in West Virginia. Honestly, you take a gun safety course, pay a bit of money, then you have your CC for maybe five years? Maybe three... I looked at the SIG and I didn't really like the looks of it. Truth be told, I'm a little in the with Rugers. They are easy and familiar and I like consistency. But I'll look into the few you mentioned.
User avatar #35 - Jewssassin (04/27/2014) [-]
Nice, WV is one of the states Im considering moving too, Im tired of living in a blue state just because the gun laws are awful. I have never shot a Ruger, the only hand guns I've shot are a few 1911s and a five shot .38 special Taurus revolver. The .38 might be good for little girly hands also.
User avatar #36 - sweetsighlullaby (04/27/2014) [-]
Lol, don't come to WV. It isnt that great. A .38 is nice, but they are kinda hard to find
User avatar #37 - Jewssassin (04/27/2014) [-]
Whats wrong with WV? I've been out there a few times and its beautiful. Try Armslist.org. Its like craigslist but for guns.
User avatar #38 - sweetsighlullaby (04/27/2014) [-]
You can't find a job. And a ridiculously high food tax. And there is nothing to do. I've lived in my town since I was in 2nd grade and there are no rollerskating places, no bowling alleys, we have one movie theater (but the screen is broken, so half the picture is flipped), everything stays open for maybe two months then closes. It's dead here. The woods are dead and those born in them are dying too.
User avatar #39 - Jewssassin (04/27/2014) [-]
Well thats depressing. Like really depressing, it cant be that bad. What are property taxes like?
User avatar #41 - sweetsighlullaby (04/27/2014) [-]
I'm not sure. I live with my mum. Only 20 but they aren't too bad, I don't think. I mean, I hike and fish and camp, so that's my entertainment, but you have to leave WV for real fun.
User avatar #42 - Jewssassin (04/27/2014) [-]
I live just outside of Baltimore in Maryland, I have movie theatres, bowling allys, laser tag places, restaurants and cafes and all that shit. Im not interested. I work, I sleep, I eat, I play video games and I drive west. Last night me and my buddy were out of a cruise and saw the Appalachian mountains and made it our goal to drive over the mountains. We did and we had an adventure, and saw things we didnt think we would see at the beginning of the night. I want to be out in the woods, not bothered by anything unless I wanted them there. I want to shoot all day and drive around in the forests all day for my entertainment.

How about we trade places for a few days?
User avatar #47 - sweetsighlullaby (04/27/2014) [-]
I'd like that. A lot. Lol, the woods aren't so bad. I do like hiking and adventuring. I climbed to the top of Spruce Knob and Seneca Rocks. Plus, the caverns are ridiculous! If you've never been spelunking, you need to go. But at the same time, though hiking is great in the summer, it's so dangerous in the winter. In fact, driving is dangerous in the winter. So imagine not leaving your house or dorm room for two weeks because your door is buried and you're still expected to go to class and work. How about Maryland? Are the summers nice?
User avatar #50 - Jewssassin (04/28/2014) [-]
I dont think I know what Spelunking is. Summer here is pretty good, but can be very unpredictable, the same with spring. Summer starts off mild and very enjoyable but gets very hot and humid around July and August then goes back to being mild. As for spring, from February to March it is 100% unpredictable. We can everything from snow and hail to 75 degree weather in one week, and its like that every week. You really learn how to dress for different weather during spring.

We've gotten some big snow storms, but I've never been snowed in completely. I honestly like to drive in the snow, last winter I had a huge ass station wagon and I did drifts and doughnuts everywhere I went in the snow.

I want to go explore a cave, or go bunjee jumping or mountain climbing, do some real adventurous stuff.
User avatar #51 - sweetsighlullaby (04/28/2014) [-]
Spelunking is cave exploring and I love station wagons... favorite car. I want a olive green woody.
#52 - Jewssassin (04/28/2014) [-]
I need to go spelunking. This is gonna happen this summer.
This was my station wagon, Buick Roadmaster. I loved that thing, Im gonna buy another one before I die just because it was so nice to ride in and drive. I had to sell it cause it was getting expensive to own with all the repairs I had to do to it and all the major repairs coming up, so I traded it in on a little blue Toyota Tacoma.
User avatar #53 - Jewssassin (04/28/2014) [-]
Oh and the gas mileage was absolutely horrendous unless I was on the highway.
User avatar #43 - Jewssassin (04/27/2014) [-]
Drive all night*
#33 - Awesome story, but probably fake as hell  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2014 on The sides! +4
#34 - underthefilth (04/21/2014) [-]
#18 - ****  [+] (2 new replies) 04/20/2014 on noComment +4
#22 - sgtxrootbeer (04/20/2014) [-]
i can feel your asshole getting ripped open.
User avatar #26 - hoponthefeelstrain (04/20/2014) [-]
A tradition passed down through the Armstrong family for generations
#17 - **Jewssassin rolled image ** lets try this again...  [+] (3 new replies) 04/20/2014 on noComment +10
User avatar #18 - Jewssassin (04/20/2014) [-]
Fuck
#22 - sgtxrootbeer (04/20/2014) [-]
i can feel your asshole getting ripped open.
User avatar #26 - hoponthefeelstrain (04/20/2014) [-]
A tradition passed down through the Armstrong family for generations
#16 - *roll image* This is what whistling gets me  [+] (4 new replies) 04/20/2014 on noComment 0
#17 - Jewssassin (04/20/2014) [-]
**Jewssassin rolled image** lets try this again...
User avatar #18 - Jewssassin (04/20/2014) [-]
Fuck
#22 - sgtxrootbeer (04/20/2014) [-]
i can feel your asshole getting ripped open.
User avatar #26 - hoponthefeelstrain (04/20/2014) [-]
A tradition passed down through the Armstrong family for generations
#2339 - Is that the top of a union jack on your tat?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2014 on Hottest Guys Of FunnyJunk... 0
User avatar #2344 - kornadth (04/20/2014) [-]
nope. It's a top of a Dixie flag
#24 - No....I drive a toyota tacoma. Its no show, no go. 04/20/2014 on Daily Commute 0
#23 - Im going to keep getting red thumbs and say yes it is if you m… 04/20/2014 on Daily Commute 0
#4 - Oh also I love my job. If you dont love what you do, shut the …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/19/2014 on Daily Commute -21
#7 - anorselegend (04/20/2014) [-]
#5 - anonymous (04/20/2014) [-]
it#s not as easy as 'finding another job', fuckhead.
User avatar #23 - Jewssassin (04/20/2014) [-]
Im going to keep getting red thumbs and say yes it is if you man the fuck up and look in the right places. Seriously, the blue collar industry needs more workers and blue collar jobs have been the best jobs I've ever had.
#3 - My drive to work is short, like five minutes. I love to drive …  [+] (8 new replies) 04/19/2014 on Daily Commute -11
#21 - PubLandlord (04/20/2014) [-]
#11 - anonymous (04/20/2014) [-]
Wow what a shiity car, wanna race? Reply this message and location, I bet your ass you drive a ricer, all show no go.
User avatar #24 - Jewssassin (04/20/2014) [-]
No....I drive a toyota tacoma. Its no show, no go.
#16 - scorpiom (04/20/2014) [-]
Shut up faggot. No one wants to race your shitty 92 hp honda civic with "v-tech". and just because you put a loud exhaust on your ricer doesn't make it fast.
User avatar #4 - Jewssassin (04/19/2014) [-]
Oh also I love my job. If you dont love what you do, shut the fuck up and find a different job. Seriously. Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
#7 - anorselegend (04/20/2014) [-]
#5 - anonymous (04/20/2014) [-]
it#s not as easy as 'finding another job', fuckhead.
User avatar #23 - Jewssassin (04/20/2014) [-]
Im going to keep getting red thumbs and say yes it is if you man the fuck up and look in the right places. Seriously, the blue collar industry needs more workers and blue collar jobs have been the best jobs I've ever had.
#251 - Yeah I got that a lot after I shaved it. The problem is having… 04/19/2014 on Hottest Guys Of FunnyJunk... 0
#969 - OP YOU ******* MOTHER ****** ! … 04/19/2014 on OK Faggots Lets ROLL +1
#967 - **Jewssassin rolled image ** Whatever happens next OP, ever…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2014 on OK Faggots Lets ROLL +1
User avatar #969 - Jewssassin (04/19/2014) [-]
OP YOU FUCKING MOTHER FUCKER! Now get over here so I can ram your tight ass all night.
#237 - And one of slightly less bearded me.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/19/2014 on Hottest Guys Of FunnyJunk... +5
#243 - Jeff C (04/19/2014) [-]
I'd stick with slightly less beard dude haha, or atleast less than a chinfro. No offense :p
User avatar #251 - Jewssassin (04/19/2014) [-]
Yeah I got that a lot after I shaved it. The problem is having a big beard is just so much fun.
#236 - Ok so heres is one of bearded me.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/19/2014 on Hottest Guys Of FunnyJunk... 0
#237 - Jewssassin (04/19/2014) [-]
And one of slightly less bearded me.
#243 - Jeff C (04/19/2014) [-]
I'd stick with slightly less beard dude haha, or atleast less than a chinfro. No offense :p
User avatar #251 - Jewssassin (04/19/2014) [-]
Yeah I got that a lot after I shaved it. The problem is having a big beard is just so much fun.
#20 - Man if I could look like a hot girl with a dick, i'd be alrigh… 04/19/2014 on Very bad side 0
#190 - Am I high or is your name Jessica? 04/18/2014 on Hottest Girls of FJ Round 2 +1
#88 - 12 rounds. 04/15/2014 on describe it. 0
Show:
Sort by:
Order:

items

Total unique items point value: 2050 / Total items point value: 2050

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #22 - finni (07/10/2012) [-]
You got a badass username. Just wanted to let you know :)
#21 - omgitztom (03/08/2012) [-]
11/11
#20 - omgitztom (03/08/2012) [-]
10/11
#10 - NellieLovett (04/01/2011) [-]
YOUR AVATAR
#5 - Donthavename has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #6 to #5 - Jewssassin (02/16/2011) [-]
I never thumbed you down. That was other people. I deleted all but one or two of mine.
User avatar #7 to #6 - Donthavename (02/16/2011) [-]
Oh... *thumbs up*
User avatar #8 to #7 - Donthavename (02/16/2011) [-]
:\ cant thumb up profile comments...
User avatar #9 to #8 - Jewssassin (02/16/2011) [-]
Its alright. And the "Yeah." response wasnt sarcastic. I was acknowledging that you saw what it said.
#3 - bobJML has deleted their comment [-]
#1 - bobJML (01/09/2011) [-]
Damn you and your pop tart avatar for making me hungry for that specific flavor.
User avatar #2 to #1 - Jewssassin (01/09/2011) [-]
Glad to see I can be of assistance.
#4 to #2 - bobJML (01/09/2011) [-]
Grrr...
 Friends (0)