Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

Jewssassin

Rank #19829 on Comments
Jewssassin Avatar Level 264 Comments: Pure Win
Offline
Send mail to Jewssassin Block Jewssassin Invite Jewssassin to be your friend flag avatar
Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Date Signed Up:8/11/2010
Last Login:12/26/2014
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#19829
Highest Content Rank:#9725
Highest Comment Rank:#1913
Content Thumbs: 58 total,  125 ,  67
Comment Thumbs: 6458 total,  8292 ,  1834
Content Level Progress: 20% (1/5)
Level 1 Content: New Here → Level 2 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 3% (3/100)
Level 264 Comments: Pure Win → Level 265 Comments: Pure Win
Subscribers:2
Content Views:14794
Times Content Favorited:7 times
Total Comments Made:3407
FJ Points:6569

latest user's comments

#109 - The AK-47 was based off the SKS. 06/06/2014 on German Army WWII comp 0
#715 - Yeah...Not happening. 06/06/2014 on Your new penis 0
#714 - **Jewssassin rolled image ** I hope this gets me laid  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2014 on Your new penis 0
User avatar #715 - Jewssassin (06/06/2014) [-]
Yeah...Not happening.
#96 - Betcha you can do something cool with mine 06/06/2014 on Username-Pictures Part 3 +1
#312 - Point well taken. Im going to need like 30 horses. 06/04/2014 on Pretty much what it says 0
#303 - Not really, an '02 LS1 has about 315 hp, a 02 2UZ makes 271 hp…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/04/2014 on Pretty much what it says 0
User avatar #310 - fogschmog (06/04/2014) [-]
Ya but you can have like a lot of horses.
User avatar #312 - Jewssassin (06/04/2014) [-]
Point well taken. Im going to need like 30 horses.
#295 - What do you think is a more efficient system in terms of horse…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/04/2014 on Pretty much what it says 0
User avatar #298 - fogschmog (06/04/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure it's horses. They got a lot of horsepower. It's kinda what they do.
User avatar #303 - Jewssassin (06/04/2014) [-]
Not really, an '02 LS1 has about 315 hp, a 02 2UZ makes 271 hp, while your average horse only makes about 15 hp.
User avatar #310 - fogschmog (06/04/2014) [-]
Ya but you can have like a lot of horses.
User avatar #312 - Jewssassin (06/04/2014) [-]
Point well taken. Im going to need like 30 horses.
#150 - I like you, Ill try to help your thumb problem. 06/03/2014 on bus driver saves suicidal... 0
#2256 - Well I guess Ill see you on the 22, you're buying the booze Il…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2014 on Girls, post your selfie! +1
User avatar #2298 - coconuthat (06/02/2014) [-]
Okay sounds awesome!
#2053 - Well one time I drove to South Dakota to eat brownies with aco…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/02/2014 on Girls, post your selfie! +1
User avatar #2097 - coconuthat (06/02/2014) [-]
haha I'll be 21 on the 22nd Im definitely old enough lmao
User avatar #2256 - Jewssassin (06/02/2014) [-]
Well I guess Ill see you on the 22, you're buying the booze Ill bring the bud.
User avatar #2298 - coconuthat (06/02/2014) [-]
Okay sounds awesome!
#2014 - Oh well you are very welcome. Also if you live anywhere ne…  [+] (9 new replies) 06/02/2014 on Girls, post your selfie! +1
User avatar #2037 - coconuthat (06/02/2014) [-]
Well i hate to break it to you man, but im in Texas. I wouldn't mind smoking a little bud with you!
#2063 - someguyonthewebz (06/02/2014) [-]
Aww shit you're from Texas? I always love seeing another Texan online.
User avatar #2085 - coconuthat (06/02/2014) [-]
hell yeah so do I! How ya'll doin?
User avatar #2159 - someguyonthewebz (06/02/2014) [-]
Pretty good, hot as hell but that's Texas haha
User avatar #2168 - coconuthat (06/02/2014) [-]
Oh hell yeah, Im not looking forward to wednesday suppose to get to 107 like holy shit.
User avatar #2053 - Jewssassin (06/02/2014) [-]
Well one time I drove to South Dakota to eat brownies with acouple friends and drove back two days later, so maybe sometime strange internet woman.


Only if you're over 18, I dont need any of that under aged mojo.
User avatar #2097 - coconuthat (06/02/2014) [-]
haha I'll be 21 on the 22nd Im definitely old enough lmao
User avatar #2256 - Jewssassin (06/02/2014) [-]
Well I guess Ill see you on the 22, you're buying the booze Ill bring the bud.
User avatar #2298 - coconuthat (06/02/2014) [-]
Okay sounds awesome!
#1967 - No one gave you attention so I got you this, you might need it later.  [+] (11 new replies) 06/02/2014 on Girls, post your selfie! +1
#1990 - coconuthat (06/02/2014) [-]
Why thank you so much!
User avatar #2014 - Jewssassin (06/02/2014) [-]
Oh well you are very welcome.
Also if you live anywhere near Maryland we should have sex sometime, or at least smoke a little weed.
User avatar #2037 - coconuthat (06/02/2014) [-]
Well i hate to break it to you man, but im in Texas. I wouldn't mind smoking a little bud with you!
#2063 - someguyonthewebz (06/02/2014) [-]
Aww shit you're from Texas? I always love seeing another Texan online.
User avatar #2085 - coconuthat (06/02/2014) [-]
hell yeah so do I! How ya'll doin?
User avatar #2159 - someguyonthewebz (06/02/2014) [-]
Pretty good, hot as hell but that's Texas haha
User avatar #2168 - coconuthat (06/02/2014) [-]
Oh hell yeah, Im not looking forward to wednesday suppose to get to 107 like holy shit.
User avatar #2053 - Jewssassin (06/02/2014) [-]
Well one time I drove to South Dakota to eat brownies with acouple friends and drove back two days later, so maybe sometime strange internet woman.


Only if you're over 18, I dont need any of that under aged mojo.
User avatar #2097 - coconuthat (06/02/2014) [-]
haha I'll be 21 on the 22nd Im definitely old enough lmao
User avatar #2256 - Jewssassin (06/02/2014) [-]
Well I guess Ill see you on the 22, you're buying the booze Ill bring the bud.
User avatar #2298 - coconuthat (06/02/2014) [-]
Okay sounds awesome!
#27 - Then why do people count the Jews?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/01/2014 on Cue terrible Nazi puns in... +3
#46 - anonymous (06/01/2014) [-]
More like 12 million, but they did not count the jews since jews are less than human
User avatar #28 - Ohforf (06/01/2014) [-]
In case someone wants to beat Hitler's personal record, I guess. Or because at the time people didn't care much about gays, retards, and gypsies.
#32 - That was some pretty epic acting. So can he fight or what?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2014 on Last night's GoT episode... 0
User avatar #33 - hydromatic (05/12/2014) [-]
No, but the laws of Westeros (where the show takes place) say that you can call on a champion.
Part of the intrigue is who he will choose for his champion. Whoever he chooses will fight someone that the queen chooses. If Tyrion's champion loses, Tyrion will be sentenced to death no matter what. If he wins, he will be free.
#30 - What, does the short dude kick ass or something? I havent watc…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/12/2014 on Last night's GoT episode... 0
User avatar #31 - hydromatic (05/12/2014) [-]
If you know nothing about GoT, i can understand if you're a little confused.

Basically why this scene is awesome is Tyrion (the dwarf) has been dealing with shit from everybody for the entire show up till this point, and he pretty much broke finally.
Also Peter Dinklage's acting is amazing.
Game of Thrones Season 4: Episode #6 Clip - Tyrion's Breakdown (HBO)
Pretty big SPOILER warning for some stuff if you care.
User avatar #176 - thebaseballexpert (05/13/2014) [-]
as far as spoilers go, this isn't a very big one. I mean, yeah, it's a spoiler to know what tyrion says... but not to the extent of going online the next day and blabbing about the red wedding or something the day after it happened
#168 - evanomicfour (05/13/2014) [-]
#38 - anonymous (05/13/2014) [-]
ohhhh fuck man, just watched that with literally no context except the previous season, and i am grinning like a fucking idiot right now. i really like tyrion lannister.
User avatar #32 - Jewssassin (05/12/2014) [-]
That was some pretty epic acting. So can he fight or what?
User avatar #33 - hydromatic (05/12/2014) [-]
No, but the laws of Westeros (where the show takes place) say that you can call on a champion.
Part of the intrigue is who he will choose for his champion. Whoever he chooses will fight someone that the queen chooses. If Tyrion's champion loses, Tyrion will be sentenced to death no matter what. If he wins, he will be free.
#40 - Whats the joke? I havent watched this show.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2014 on Happy Mother's Day 0
User avatar #45 - spazzaroniandcheez (05/12/2014) [-]
That was the death of Erin's mom, which he had to watch, and is the reason why he hates titans so much.
#41 - It is literally the same exact principle, just at a much slowe…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2014 on Fucking Hardscopers 0
#58 - boothead (05/07/2014) [-]
I've got news for you, even if it was a factor, it's so negligible the bullets own weight and spin cancels it out.
#40 - No, its not talking about the scope zero. Every bullet has a t…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2014 on Fucking Hardscopers +1
#60 - winternetz (05/09/2014) [-]
you can easily change the trajectory. changing the angle of the barrel will do exactly that. every single bullet falls at a rate of 9.8m/s2 no matter what. the only difference is the angle and the velocity.

the point of zeroing a scope is to lign up where you are looking with where the bullet will end up. with most scopes you can adjust where your line of sight intersects the bullets trajectory.

im not saying you're wrong though. every round will have a maximum range that is achieved by firing it at a certain angle (i forget what it is, i think 45 degrees?) guns are not set up like that for a lot of reasons, so the maximum range of the bullet is not an issue.
#39 - Looks like is an SVD type weapon, so it most likely uses 7.62x… 05/07/2014 on Fucking Hardscopers 0
#1 - I hope it comes to that. 05/05/2014 on Die already 0
#53 - At my work, that guy would never live it down. Ever. We saw a … 05/03/2014 on My current state 0
#11 - You a mechanic? I work at a Toyota dealership, and I work with…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/03/2014 on My current state +1
#16 - riddles (05/03/2014) [-]
Dude thats nothing i just finished my course in HD mechanics one of the guys in my class almost slept with a tranny we had an hour of making fun of him during class
User avatar #53 - Jewssassin (05/03/2014) [-]
At my work, that guy would never live it down. Ever. We saw a picture of one of our techs in a bed with another guy. They wernt actually do anything gay, but they were basically spooning and we make fun of him because he dresses kinda gay a lot, so he will definitely never live that down.
#24 - anonymous (05/03/2014) [-]
Tranny is a slur. Would you call a gay guy faggot? Or call some random black guy on the street nigger?
#60 - riddles (05/04/2014) [-]
yea what they said i deff would
User avatar #38 - hyeroshi (05/03/2014) [-]
You get bonus points if you call them niggerfaggot.
User avatar #35 - wolfypolli (05/03/2014) [-]
Yes.
#67 - Yeah well opinions are like assholes. Go **** yours. 05/03/2014 on White Space Comp 0
#65 - Why are we still thumbing the stupid posts up?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2014 on White Space Comp -1
User avatar #66 - mikaelkid (05/03/2014) [-]
Hey pal, this post is not stupid
User avatar #67 - Jewssassin (05/03/2014) [-]
Yeah well opinions are like assholes. Go fuck yours.
#320 - Hes saying wtf USA because of the divorce laws. Its supposed t…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2014 on War feels +3
#352 - anonymous (04/30/2014) [-]
That's not true in every case, though. My mom was beaten and abused by her husband and he cheated on her with even my siblings knowing about it and when she finally left him he got everything except custody and had a very tiny child support amount. Certainly not enough to cover three kids.
Show:
Sort by:
Order:

items

Total unique items point value: 2050 / Total items point value: 2050

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #22 - finni (07/10/2012) [-]
You got a badass username. Just wanted to let you know :)
#21 - omgitztom (03/08/2012) [-]
11/11
#20 - omgitztom (03/08/2012) [-]
10/11
#10 - NellieLovett (04/01/2011) [-]
YOUR AVATAR
#5 - Donthavename has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #6 to #5 - Jewssassin (02/16/2011) [-]
I never thumbed you down. That was other people. I deleted all but one or two of mine.
User avatar #7 to #6 - Donthavename (02/16/2011) [-]
Oh... *thumbs up*
User avatar #8 to #7 - Donthavename (02/16/2011) [-]
:\ cant thumb up profile comments...
User avatar #9 to #8 - Jewssassin (02/16/2011) [-]
Its alright. And the "Yeah." response wasnt sarcastic. I was acknowledging that you saw what it said.
#3 - bobJML has deleted their comment [-]
#1 - bobJML (01/09/2011) [-]
Damn you and your pop tart avatar for making me hungry for that specific flavor.
User avatar #2 to #1 - Jewssassin (01/09/2011) [-]
Glad to see I can be of assistance.
#4 to #2 - bobJML (01/09/2011) [-]
Grrr...
 Friends (0)