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Jewssassin

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Date Signed Up:8/11/2010
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#147 - How long did it take?  [+] (4 new replies) 08/04/2014 on Lurkers comment here +1
User avatar #150 - Bion (08/04/2014) [-]
2 minutes
User avatar #152 - Jewssassin (08/04/2014) [-]
Bullshit.
User avatar #171 - godchilla (08/04/2014) [-]
actually it takes exactly 5 minutes
#422 - zetazayinseven (08/05/2014) [-]
MFW i waited the full 5 mins
#101 - Marty McFly got Back To The Pussy. 08/04/2014 on He was trying to find her keys +4
#95 - I waited not two minutes, I wont wait any longer.  [+] (6 new replies) 08/04/2014 on Lurkers comment here +3
User avatar #144 - godchilla (08/04/2014) [-]
I waited.... it's porn.
User avatar #147 - Jewssassin (08/04/2014) [-]
How long did it take?
User avatar #150 - Bion (08/04/2014) [-]
2 minutes
User avatar #152 - Jewssassin (08/04/2014) [-]
Bullshit.
User avatar #171 - godchilla (08/04/2014) [-]
actually it takes exactly 5 minutes
#422 - zetazayinseven (08/05/2014) [-]
MFW i waited the full 5 mins
#69 - Either 4chan or any porn site.  [+] (8 new replies) 08/04/2014 on Lurkers comment here +4
User avatar #81 - darkcomy (08/04/2014) [-]
You'll find out at the end of my pic
User avatar #95 - Jewssassin (08/04/2014) [-]
I waited not two minutes, I wont wait any longer.
User avatar #144 - godchilla (08/04/2014) [-]
I waited.... it's porn.
User avatar #147 - Jewssassin (08/04/2014) [-]
How long did it take?
User avatar #150 - Bion (08/04/2014) [-]
2 minutes
User avatar #152 - Jewssassin (08/04/2014) [-]
Bullshit.
User avatar #171 - godchilla (08/04/2014) [-]
actually it takes exactly 5 minutes
#422 - zetazayinseven (08/05/2014) [-]
MFW i waited the full 5 mins
#384 - Leather.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2014 on DEADPOOL Test Footage... 0
User avatar #385 - deathspawn (07/30/2014) [-]
ah thanks
#3 - That little guy is pooped. 07/30/2014 on Babies are okay... if... 0
#18 - We just run out ever OC maker to ever come from FJ. We need to… 07/27/2014 on Funnyjunk popularity and... +5
#221 - Jenny and the Child Coffin. Thats ****** up. L… 07/17/2014 on (untitled) 0
#3617 - **** your dad (not litterally) But find a job thoug… 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family +2
#47 - But what happened to Ceret? 07/16/2014 on Tale of the 4 0
#14 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2014 on Elf Women 0
#15 - tanstin Comment deleted by Jewssassin
#16 - Comment deleted 07/14/2014 on Designer price list +2
#77 - you're* God damn Im retarded. 07/14/2014 on Choose wisely 0
#76 - Look you all have got you're obviously rock solid reasons (I'm…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2014 on Choose wisely 0
User avatar #77 - Jewssassin (07/14/2014) [-]
you're* God damn Im retarded.
#96 - Google it and find out. 07/14/2014 on The secret for eternal youth 0
#28 - What show is this?  [+] (16 new replies) 07/12/2014 on The secret for eternal youth +3
#59 - imagebandetector (07/13/2014) [-]
Parks and Recreation.
#52 - Ken M (07/13/2014) [-]
Grasslands and fun
#50 - Ken M (07/13/2014) [-]
darude sandstorm
User avatar #48 - sundizzle (07/13/2014) [-]
Darude - Sanstorm
User avatar #88 - plasticcup (07/13/2014) [-]
I have been seeing this a lot on other sites,

what does this mean?
User avatar #98 - sundizzle (07/15/2014) [-]
It's an older meme, started on some yahoo answers thing and gained more popularity recently
User avatar #96 - Jewssassin (07/14/2014) [-]
Google it and find out.
User avatar #45 - uptightmonkey (07/13/2014) [-]
minecraft
#42 - jesuseater (07/12/2014) [-]
why cant i get one asnwerr
#70 - someoneforamoment (07/13/2014) [-]
Well you got one.
User avatar #38 - inuyuru (07/12/2014) [-]
30 rock
#34 - ishotthedeputy (07/12/2014) [-]
Recs and Parkreation
#32 - Digitalphear (07/12/2014) [-]
Woods and Enjoyment.
User avatar #82 - beestrogue (07/13/2014) [-]
You made me choke on my cereal. Well done.
#93 - Digitalphear has deleted their comment.
User avatar #49 - nyork (07/13/2014) [-]
That guy gets more orange every time.
#382 - " All guys mock each other as a joke" Absolute &…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2014 on The difference between... -1
#383 - kez (07/12/2014) [-]
Not much more to say than you're an idiot.
#378 - If you're going to generalize, generalize. If you use absolute…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/11/2014 on The difference between... 0
#381 - kez (07/12/2014) [-]
And how exactly is "Guys are more confident on average" an absolute?

And who talks in absolutes? No one.

It seems you need to improve your confidence some more.

User avatar #382 - Jewssassin (07/12/2014) [-]
" All guys mock each other as a joke" Absolute
"Where as girls get comments such as "You are beautiful" and they see it and think, i'm not beautiful" Absolute
"And who talks in absolutes? No one. " absolute.

Im pretty sure I never said I had any confidence, all I've said was Im good at faking it.
#383 - kez (07/12/2014) [-]
Not much more to say than you're an idiot.
#54 - Most people have interactions in real life, and the context fr…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2014 on I now understand 0
#58 - squeejee (07/10/2014) [-]
Oh my god im such a fucking idiot
#21 - I wanna do that with my dick 07/10/2014 on This is like a scene from XMen +4
#735 - Im getting tired of you sticking stupid **** on the fr… 07/10/2014 on Admin the Preacher 0
#143 - I know exactly what you're saying with your second point, I do…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/10/2014 on The difference between... 0
#244 - kez (07/10/2014) [-]
Most guys are bigger where as women are generally smaller.

Oh wait, sorry, thats sexist. I'm generallisng between two sexes using facts, cant do that, thats sexist.

We're different. We have different talents, strengths weakness' and interests.

The only thing sexist is to completely ignore that they exist because of different genders.

Dont be sexist.
User avatar #378 - Jewssassin (07/11/2014) [-]
If you're going to generalize, generalize. If you use absolutes its being pretty sexist.
#381 - kez (07/12/2014) [-]
And how exactly is "Guys are more confident on average" an absolute?

And who talks in absolutes? No one.

It seems you need to improve your confidence some more.

User avatar #382 - Jewssassin (07/12/2014) [-]
" All guys mock each other as a joke" Absolute
"Where as girls get comments such as "You are beautiful" and they see it and think, i'm not beautiful" Absolute
"And who talks in absolutes? No one. " absolute.

Im pretty sure I never said I had any confidence, all I've said was Im good at faking it.
#383 - kez (07/12/2014) [-]
Not much more to say than you're an idiot.
#82 - If you cry while watching porn you're doing it really really wrong. 07/10/2014 on You know it's true +1
#36 - 1) You're dumb 2) Go outside and talk to people. School do…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/10/2014 on I now understand 0
#53 - squeejee (07/10/2014) [-]
What?
User avatar #54 - Jewssassin (07/10/2014) [-]
Most people have interactions in real life, and the context from this post probably happened in real life.
#58 - squeejee (07/10/2014) [-]
Oh my god im such a fucking idiot
User avatar #40 - heartlessrobot (07/10/2014) [-]
Instructions unclear, now I'm no longer allowed within 400 yards of schools.
#117 - Thats pretty sexist. No, its called getting over your ins…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/10/2014 on The difference between... 0
#131 - kez (07/10/2014) [-]
Guys are definitely more confident on average. I don't know how you can deny this.

Two main reasons I think.

1 - Guys gain so much confidence by hitting on girls. You're going upto someone for them to judge you and say yes or no. Over time you gain a lot of confidence. Its probably the main reason I gained confidence. Because girls wont like a guy who is unconfident. Girls do this much less as its in our culture for guys to much more likely be the approacher and guys are much more lenient on a girl being unconfident when it comes to attraction.

2 - Like I said earlier. All guys mock each other as a joke, much more than girls do, especially public mocking. for example my friend put a facebook picture up the other day and the first comment was "You have kenyan runners arms" and it builds confidence cos you're like, I dont have them, its a joke, and you get a thicker skin as well. Where as girls get comments such as "You are beautiful" and they see it and think, i'm not beautiful, I have this or this etc. the same way if it happened to guys/me I would think the same. for example someone could think they are a 6/10. If people then keep saying to them, you are a 10/10, it makes you think you must be worse than what you though you are (6/10) because why else would they exaggerate so much?

Same way if you're dying in hospital if you get told people are praying for you, as opposed to not being told, you are more likely to die because you think, oh shit, I must be fucked if they are having to resort to praying for me.
User avatar #143 - Jewssassin (07/10/2014) [-]
I know exactly what you're saying with your second point, I dont need an explanation (I talked about this with my first comment can you not read?) and if you like it or not its very sexist to generalize both sexes like that.
As for your first, I've never gained confidence from hitting on girls. Always got that condescending, but "polite" rejection. I always got put down harshly by my peers because of my physical treats. I learned to hate what I look like and act like, and even though I've changed both dramatically I still hate myself because of interactions in my childhood, but all my friends view me as being a well of confidence. Very few of them know how wrong that is.
The only reason I can put on the act of confidence all the time is because of the shit me and my coworkers give each other but I still feel like everything I do is wrong.
#244 - kez (07/10/2014) [-]
Most guys are bigger where as women are generally smaller.

Oh wait, sorry, thats sexist. I'm generallisng between two sexes using facts, cant do that, thats sexist.

We're different. We have different talents, strengths weakness' and interests.

The only thing sexist is to completely ignore that they exist because of different genders.

Dont be sexist.
User avatar #378 - Jewssassin (07/11/2014) [-]
If you're going to generalize, generalize. If you use absolutes its being pretty sexist.
#381 - kez (07/12/2014) [-]
And how exactly is "Guys are more confident on average" an absolute?

And who talks in absolutes? No one.

It seems you need to improve your confidence some more.

User avatar #382 - Jewssassin (07/12/2014) [-]
" All guys mock each other as a joke" Absolute
"Where as girls get comments such as "You are beautiful" and they see it and think, i'm not beautiful" Absolute
"And who talks in absolutes? No one. " absolute.

Im pretty sure I never said I had any confidence, all I've said was Im good at faking it.
#383 - kez (07/12/2014) [-]
Not much more to say than you're an idiot.

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User avatar #22 - finni (07/10/2012) [-]
You got a badass username. Just wanted to let you know :)
#21 - omgitztom (03/08/2012) [-]
11/11
#20 - omgitztom (03/08/2012) [-]
10/11
#10 - NellieLovett (04/01/2011) [-]
YOUR AVATAR
#5 - Donthavename has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #6 to #5 - Jewssassin ONLINE (02/16/2011) [-]
I never thumbed you down. That was other people. I deleted all but one or two of mine.
User avatar #7 to #6 - Donthavename (02/16/2011) [-]
Oh... *thumbs up*
User avatar #8 to #7 - Donthavename (02/16/2011) [-]
:\ cant thumb up profile comments...
User avatar #9 to #8 - Jewssassin ONLINE (02/16/2011) [-]
Its alright. And the "Yeah." response wasnt sarcastic. I was acknowledging that you saw what it said.
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#1 - bobJML (01/09/2011) [-]
Damn you and your pop tart avatar for making me hungry for that specific flavor.
User avatar #2 to #1 - Jewssassin ONLINE (01/09/2011) [-]
Glad to see I can be of assistance.
#4 to #2 - bobJML (01/09/2011) [-]
Grrr...
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