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Date Signed Up:8/11/2010
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#267 - Well I already knew I was going to die Jewish. This site is li… 06/19/2014 on Luck of the draw 0
#265 - **Jewssassin rolled image ** Lets see here...  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2014 on Luck of the draw +1
User avatar #267 - Jewssassin (06/19/2014) [-]
Well I already knew I was going to die Jewish. This site is like a cheap fucking fortune teller. I WANT MY FUCKING MONEY BACK ADMIN!
#4 - The Germans have a lot of American electric cars.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/16/2014 on Does it matter that it's in... +43
#45 - wherearetheboobs (06/17/2014) [-]
But nobody wants to drive them, except seniors.
#13 - rabbitturd (06/17/2014) [-]
and suburbans
#75 - Speak for yourself, I dont give a **** about this… 06/16/2014 on Colored 0
#53 - In Baltimore we call them ******* . 06/16/2014 on chavs +1
#96 - I saw Avatar in 3d, and it was actually the best 3d movie goin… 06/15/2014 on Movies in 3D 0
#10 - They actually hurt my eyes, and also I guess its just my opini…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/15/2014 on Movies in 3D 0
User avatar #12 - mindofthegiant (06/15/2014) [-]
They're not that bad. Like the effects in some movies are unnecessary but then there are some movies in which the 3d adds a lot to the experience. Like avatar
User avatar #96 - Jewssassin (06/15/2014) [-]
I saw Avatar in 3d, and it was actually the best 3d movie going experience I've had but I still didnt like it. It still felt like a cheap effect that hurts my eyes, and I have enjoyed watching it 2d every time since.
Maybe in the future the 3d effect will get better and we wont need glasses, then Ill like it but until then Im just going to pass.
#8 - Put on the glasses and watch damn movie. Leave your kids at ho…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/15/2014 on Movies in 3D 0
User avatar #9 - ronyx (06/15/2014) [-]
Are they that bad?
#13 - Neodude (06/15/2014) [-]
It depends on how the 3D is used. If its used properly to show depth in the scenses, then its damn fantastic and makes fora great viewing experience. if it's used to do the stupid"OH SHIT ITS FLYING AT YOUR FACE" thing, then its really stupid and beign used as a damned gimmick. There is a chance that you may not be able to actually watch 3D, as it can actually hurt some people, although I don't know the reason.
User avatar #10 - Jewssassin (06/15/2014) [-]
They actually hurt my eyes, and also I guess its just my opinion, but I think its an annoying effect thats supposed to be catchy-cool and I dont like that.
User avatar #12 - mindofthegiant (06/15/2014) [-]
They're not that bad. Like the effects in some movies are unnecessary but then there are some movies in which the 3d adds a lot to the experience. Like avatar
User avatar #96 - Jewssassin (06/15/2014) [-]
I saw Avatar in 3d, and it was actually the best 3d movie going experience I've had but I still didnt like it. It still felt like a cheap effect that hurts my eyes, and I have enjoyed watching it 2d every time since.
Maybe in the future the 3d effect will get better and we wont need glasses, then Ill like it but until then Im just going to pass.
#9 - STOP YELLING AT ME! 06/15/2014 on HTML +25
#12 - I was expecting "a skin flute" 06/13/2014 on Teacher Bangs A Boy 0
#163 - Its a /k/ meme specifically for the Mosin Nagant. 06/12/2014 on worth the read, /k/ommando... +1
#109 - The AK-47 was based off the SKS. 06/06/2014 on German Army WWII comp 0
#715 - Yeah...Not happening. 06/06/2014 on Your new penis 0
#714 - **Jewssassin rolled image ** I hope this gets me laid  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2014 on Your new penis 0
User avatar #715 - Jewssassin (06/06/2014) [-]
Yeah...Not happening.
#96 - Betcha you can do something cool with mine 06/06/2014 on Username-Pictures Part 3 +1
#312 - Point well taken. Im going to need like 30 horses. 06/04/2014 on Pretty much what it says 0
#303 - Not really, an '02 LS1 has about 315 hp, a 02 2UZ makes 271 hp…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/04/2014 on Pretty much what it says 0
User avatar #310 - fogschmog (06/04/2014) [-]
Ya but you can have like a lot of horses.
User avatar #312 - Jewssassin (06/04/2014) [-]
Point well taken. Im going to need like 30 horses.
#295 - What do you think is a more efficient system in terms of horse…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/04/2014 on Pretty much what it says 0
User avatar #298 - fogschmog (06/04/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure it's horses. They got a lot of horsepower. It's kinda what they do.
User avatar #303 - Jewssassin (06/04/2014) [-]
Not really, an '02 LS1 has about 315 hp, a 02 2UZ makes 271 hp, while your average horse only makes about 15 hp.
User avatar #310 - fogschmog (06/04/2014) [-]
Ya but you can have like a lot of horses.
User avatar #312 - Jewssassin (06/04/2014) [-]
Point well taken. Im going to need like 30 horses.
#150 - I like you, Ill try to help your thumb problem. 06/03/2014 on bus driver saves suicidal... 0
#2256 - Well I guess Ill see you on the 22, you're buying the booze Il…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2014 on Girls, post your selfie! +1
User avatar #2298 - coconuthat (06/02/2014) [-]
Okay sounds awesome!
#2053 - Well one time I drove to South Dakota to eat brownies with aco…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/02/2014 on Girls, post your selfie! +1
User avatar #2097 - coconuthat (06/02/2014) [-]
haha I'll be 21 on the 22nd Im definitely old enough lmao
User avatar #2256 - Jewssassin (06/02/2014) [-]
Well I guess Ill see you on the 22, you're buying the booze Ill bring the bud.
User avatar #2298 - coconuthat (06/02/2014) [-]
Okay sounds awesome!
#2014 - Oh well you are very welcome. Also if you live anywhere ne…  [+] (9 new replies) 06/02/2014 on Girls, post your selfie! +1
User avatar #2037 - coconuthat (06/02/2014) [-]
Well i hate to break it to you man, but im in Texas. I wouldn't mind smoking a little bud with you!
#2063 - someguyonthewebz (06/02/2014) [-]
Aww shit you're from Texas? I always love seeing another Texan online.
User avatar #2085 - coconuthat (06/02/2014) [-]
hell yeah so do I! How ya'll doin?
User avatar #2159 - someguyonthewebz (06/02/2014) [-]
Pretty good, hot as hell but that's Texas haha
User avatar #2168 - coconuthat (06/02/2014) [-]
Oh hell yeah, Im not looking forward to wednesday suppose to get to 107 like holy shit.
User avatar #2053 - Jewssassin (06/02/2014) [-]
Well one time I drove to South Dakota to eat brownies with acouple friends and drove back two days later, so maybe sometime strange internet woman.


Only if you're over 18, I dont need any of that under aged mojo.
User avatar #2097 - coconuthat (06/02/2014) [-]
haha I'll be 21 on the 22nd Im definitely old enough lmao
User avatar #2256 - Jewssassin (06/02/2014) [-]
Well I guess Ill see you on the 22, you're buying the booze Ill bring the bud.
User avatar #2298 - coconuthat (06/02/2014) [-]
Okay sounds awesome!
#1967 - No one gave you attention so I got you this, you might need it later.  [+] (11 new replies) 06/02/2014 on Girls, post your selfie! +1
#1990 - coconuthat (06/02/2014) [-]
Why thank you so much!
User avatar #2014 - Jewssassin (06/02/2014) [-]
Oh well you are very welcome.
Also if you live anywhere near Maryland we should have sex sometime, or at least smoke a little weed.
User avatar #2037 - coconuthat (06/02/2014) [-]
Well i hate to break it to you man, but im in Texas. I wouldn't mind smoking a little bud with you!
#2063 - someguyonthewebz (06/02/2014) [-]
Aww shit you're from Texas? I always love seeing another Texan online.
User avatar #2085 - coconuthat (06/02/2014) [-]
hell yeah so do I! How ya'll doin?
User avatar #2159 - someguyonthewebz (06/02/2014) [-]
Pretty good, hot as hell but that's Texas haha
User avatar #2168 - coconuthat (06/02/2014) [-]
Oh hell yeah, Im not looking forward to wednesday suppose to get to 107 like holy shit.
User avatar #2053 - Jewssassin (06/02/2014) [-]
Well one time I drove to South Dakota to eat brownies with acouple friends and drove back two days later, so maybe sometime strange internet woman.


Only if you're over 18, I dont need any of that under aged mojo.
User avatar #2097 - coconuthat (06/02/2014) [-]
haha I'll be 21 on the 22nd Im definitely old enough lmao
User avatar #2256 - Jewssassin (06/02/2014) [-]
Well I guess Ill see you on the 22, you're buying the booze Ill bring the bud.
User avatar #2298 - coconuthat (06/02/2014) [-]
Okay sounds awesome!
#27 - Then why do people count the Jews?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/01/2014 on Cue terrible Nazi puns in... +3
#46 - CIS White Male (06/01/2014) [-]
More like 12 million, but they did not count the jews since jews are less than human
User avatar #28 - Ohforf (06/01/2014) [-]
In case someone wants to beat Hitler's personal record, I guess. Or because at the time people didn't care much about gays, retards, and gypsies.
#32 - That was some pretty epic acting. So can he fight or what?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2014 on Last night's GoT episode... 0
User avatar #33 - hydromatic (05/12/2014) [-]
No, but the laws of Westeros (where the show takes place) say that you can call on a champion.
Part of the intrigue is who he will choose for his champion. Whoever he chooses will fight someone that the queen chooses. If Tyrion's champion loses, Tyrion will be sentenced to death no matter what. If he wins, he will be free.
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User avatar #22 - finni (07/10/2012) [-]
You got a badass username. Just wanted to let you know :)
#21 - omgitztom (03/08/2012) [-]
11/11
#20 - omgitztom (03/08/2012) [-]
10/11
#10 - NellieLovett (04/01/2011) [-]
YOUR AVATAR
#5 - Donthavename has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #6 to #5 - Jewssassin (02/16/2011) [-]
I never thumbed you down. That was other people. I deleted all but one or two of mine.
User avatar #7 to #6 - Donthavename (02/16/2011) [-]
Oh... *thumbs up*
User avatar #8 to #7 - Donthavename (02/16/2011) [-]
:\ cant thumb up profile comments...
User avatar #9 to #8 - Jewssassin (02/16/2011) [-]
Its alright. And the "Yeah." response wasnt sarcastic. I was acknowledging that you saw what it said.
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#1 - bobJML (01/09/2011) [-]
Damn you and your pop tart avatar for making me hungry for that specific flavor.
User avatar #2 to #1 - Jewssassin (01/09/2011) [-]
Glad to see I can be of assistance.
#4 to #2 - bobJML (01/09/2011) [-]
Grrr...
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