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Jewssassin

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Date Signed Up:8/11/2010
Last Login:3/29/2015
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Comment Ranking:#14503
Highest Content Rank:#9725
Highest Comment Rank:#1913
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Content Level Progress: 20% (1/5)
Level 1 Content: New Here → Level 2 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 34% (34/100)
Level 264 Comments: Pure Win → Level 265 Comments: Pure Win
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Content Views:14992
Times Content Favorited:7 times
Total Comments Made:3445
FJ Points:6600

latest user's comments

#46 - That second guy is wrong, when you learn about air bags you do… 09/03/2014 on Safe sex 0
#19 - You didnt invent **** . People probably not remotely rel… 09/01/2014 on 16 Things You Never Knew... 0
#3 - Civilized* you uncivilized cunt. 09/01/2014 on 16 Things You Never Knew... +6
#7 - Read desc.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/31/2014 on Mods -1
#8 - thenewerbooks (08/31/2014) [-]
fallout 3 with gun runners arsenal?
#157 - comradewinter (09/01/2014) [-]
Actually the autoshotgun in FO3 looks exactly like the gun here.

But it's still New Vegas. Otherwise the atmosphere would be straight off the radar, and there aren't any open areas with roads like these in FO3.
User avatar #31 - deviousdanish (09/01/2014) [-]
No, it is New Vegas, you're right.
#9 - God dammit I didnt understand the title until it was too late.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/31/2014 on Onion ninjas man.. +13
User avatar #11 - tarmorman (08/31/2014) [-]
Props to you, I still don't get it
User avatar #12 - jcbiddulph (08/31/2014) [-]
the onion ninjas put unions in front of your eyes, hence cry cry
User avatar #14 - tarmorman (08/31/2014) [-]
Ah.
That's why i didn't get it.
Fair enough. Thanks for the explanation
User avatar #13 - jcbiddulph (08/31/2014) [-]
how the fuck did i misspell onion
#116 - It got real popular because the US imported **** tons o… 08/31/2014 on the indestructible hilux +3
#222 - No no no, we have laws regarding this. Legally the youngest pe… 08/25/2014 on Can I date A sixteen year... 0
#220 - Your husband is a smart man.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2014 on Can I date A sixteen year... 0
User avatar #249 - cocosmama (08/25/2014) [-]
Until you consider that we have two children! Most men around his age are having grandchildren they can send home at the end of the day. My "old man" can't get away from them. My mom says it keeps him young.
#74 - I wont argue with you, but if you seriously think Katanas are …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/23/2014 on Guns are art -3
User avatar #99 - kibbleking (08/24/2014) [-]
You have to be either
a) retarded
or
b) trolling
if you think that katanas are in anyway practical.
They're made of pig iron and are about the flimsiest things out there.
User avatar #94 - adzodeux (08/24/2014) [-]
Katanas were purpose built for fucking up armorless commoners during village attacks. They're good at slicing up manflesh, but put a little steel between the man and the katana and it's near useless
#75 - noonelikesdan (08/23/2014) [-]
hit a katana against thing then hit a european sword against things, see which one breaks first
#103 - Comment deleted 08/23/2014 on Choose a pill +1
#71 - More like Jennette McCurvy amitrite or amirite? 08/23/2014 on iCarly 0
#20 - I dont have problems with cumming early, I have problems with … 08/22/2014 on sex problems amirite fj +1
#110 - I learned it in my freshman year and senior year in 2008 and 2… 08/19/2014 on I just graduated 0
#2423 - **Jewssassin rolled image ** 08/10/2014 on The "Mirror" 0
#61 - You're as happy as bouncing jello that you own a 2004ish Corolla?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/10/2014 on now I ain't sayin' she a... +1
User avatar #62 - kikx (08/10/2014) [-]
It's an 02' honda civic.

Yes, exactly like the jello
#342 - Your mom. 08/09/2014 on What's the coolest thing... 0
#435 - I learned a new why to tie my shoes. I've always done it so re… 08/09/2014 on What is one cool internet... -1
#78 - A pound of cocaine. 08/09/2014 on What is the coolest thing I... 0
#123 - I must be a retarded man, because I cant stop thinking about r… 08/08/2014 on I love the nothing box 0
#36 - Federal Hill and the inner Harbor is ok also, but yeah ***… 08/06/2014 on (untitled) 0
#28 - I live by Baltimore. You're wrong to feel safe.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/06/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #33 - helpmedudes (08/06/2014) [-]
Well just around Fell's Point. The rest of Baltimore is scary.
User avatar #36 - Jewssassin (08/06/2014) [-]
Federal Hill and the inner Harbor is ok also, but yeah fuck everywhere else. I avoid the city at all cost.
#270 - That is the best joke ever. 08/04/2014 on Stupid Puns 0
#251 - I ******* doubt it. Lay it on me  [+] (3 new replies) 08/04/2014 on Stupid Puns -1
User avatar #269 - swolecamerupt (08/04/2014) [-]
Ok, you have been warned

What's the worst part about shoving 17 oysters into your grandmothers vagina

Sucking out 18
User avatar #271 - sanguinemybrother (08/04/2014) [-]
It's funny, but I've been immunized by the internet I guess.
User avatar #270 - Jewssassin (08/04/2014) [-]
That is the best joke ever.
#152 - ******** .  [+] (2 new replies) 08/04/2014 on Lurkers comment here +1
User avatar #171 - godchilla (08/04/2014) [-]
actually it takes exactly 5 minutes
#422 - zetazayinseven (08/05/2014) [-]
MFW i waited the full 5 mins
#147 - How long did it take?  [+] (4 new replies) 08/04/2014 on Lurkers comment here +1
User avatar #150 - Bion (08/04/2014) [-]
2 minutes
User avatar #152 - Jewssassin (08/04/2014) [-]
Bullshit.
User avatar #171 - godchilla (08/04/2014) [-]
actually it takes exactly 5 minutes
#422 - zetazayinseven (08/05/2014) [-]
MFW i waited the full 5 mins

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User avatar #22 - finni (07/10/2012) [-]
You got a badass username. Just wanted to let you know :)
#21 - omgitztom (03/08/2012) [-]
11/11
#20 - omgitztom (03/08/2012) [-]
10/11
#10 - NellieLovett (04/01/2011) [-]
YOUR AVATAR
#5 - Donthavename has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #6 to #5 - Jewssassin (02/16/2011) [-]
I never thumbed you down. That was other people. I deleted all but one or two of mine.
User avatar #7 to #6 - Donthavename (02/16/2011) [-]
Oh... *thumbs up*
User avatar #8 to #7 - Donthavename (02/16/2011) [-]
:\ cant thumb up profile comments...
User avatar #9 to #8 - Jewssassin (02/16/2011) [-]
Its alright. And the "Yeah." response wasnt sarcastic. I was acknowledging that you saw what it said.
#3 - bobJML has deleted their comment [-]
#1 - bobJML (01/09/2011) [-]
Damn you and your pop tart avatar for making me hungry for that specific flavor.
User avatar #2 to #1 - Jewssassin (01/09/2011) [-]
Glad to see I can be of assistance.
#4 to #2 - bobJML (01/09/2011) [-]
Grrr...
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