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#382 - " All guys mock each other as a joke" Absolute &…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2014 on The difference between... -1
#383 - kez (07/12/2014) [-]
Not much more to say than you're an idiot.
#378 - If you're going to generalize, generalize. If you use absolute…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/11/2014 on The difference between... 0
#381 - kez (07/12/2014) [-]
And how exactly is "Guys are more confident on average" an absolute?

And who talks in absolutes? No one.

It seems you need to improve your confidence some more.

User avatar #382 - Jewssassin (07/12/2014) [-]
" All guys mock each other as a joke" Absolute
"Where as girls get comments such as "You are beautiful" and they see it and think, i'm not beautiful" Absolute
"And who talks in absolutes? No one. " absolute.

Im pretty sure I never said I had any confidence, all I've said was Im good at faking it.
#383 - kez (07/12/2014) [-]
Not much more to say than you're an idiot.
#54 - Most people have interactions in real life, and the context fr…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2014 on I now understand 0
#58 - squeejee (07/10/2014) [-]
Oh my god im such a fucking idiot
#21 - I wanna do that with my dick 07/10/2014 on This is like a scene from XMen +4
#735 - Im getting tired of you sticking stupid **** on … 07/10/2014 on Admin the Preacher 0
#143 - I know exactly what you're saying with your second point, I do…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/10/2014 on The difference between... 0
#244 - kez (07/10/2014) [-]
Most guys are bigger where as women are generally smaller.

Oh wait, sorry, thats sexist. I'm generallisng between two sexes using facts, cant do that, thats sexist.

We're different. We have different talents, strengths weakness' and interests.

The only thing sexist is to completely ignore that they exist because of different genders.

Dont be sexist.
User avatar #378 - Jewssassin (07/11/2014) [-]
If you're going to generalize, generalize. If you use absolutes its being pretty sexist.
#381 - kez (07/12/2014) [-]
And how exactly is "Guys are more confident on average" an absolute?

And who talks in absolutes? No one.

It seems you need to improve your confidence some more.

User avatar #382 - Jewssassin (07/12/2014) [-]
" All guys mock each other as a joke" Absolute
"Where as girls get comments such as "You are beautiful" and they see it and think, i'm not beautiful" Absolute
"And who talks in absolutes? No one. " absolute.

Im pretty sure I never said I had any confidence, all I've said was Im good at faking it.
#383 - kez (07/12/2014) [-]
Not much more to say than you're an idiot.
#82 - If you cry while watching porn you're doing it really really wrong. 07/10/2014 on You know it's true +1
#36 - 1) You're dumb 2) Go outside and talk to people. School do…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/10/2014 on I now understand 0
#53 - squeejee (07/10/2014) [-]
What?
User avatar #54 - Jewssassin (07/10/2014) [-]
Most people have interactions in real life, and the context from this post probably happened in real life.
#58 - squeejee (07/10/2014) [-]
Oh my god im such a fucking idiot
User avatar #40 - heartlessrobot (07/10/2014) [-]
Instructions unclear, now I'm no longer allowed within 400 yards of schools.
#117 - Thats pretty sexist. No, its called getting over your ins…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/10/2014 on The difference between... 0
#131 - kez (07/10/2014) [-]
Guys are definitely more confident on average. I don't know how you can deny this.

Two main reasons I think.

1 - Guys gain so much confidence by hitting on girls. You're going upto someone for them to judge you and say yes or no. Over time you gain a lot of confidence. Its probably the main reason I gained confidence. Because girls wont like a guy who is unconfident. Girls do this much less as its in our culture for guys to much more likely be the approacher and guys are much more lenient on a girl being unconfident when it comes to attraction.

2 - Like I said earlier. All guys mock each other as a joke, much more than girls do, especially public mocking. for example my friend put a facebook picture up the other day and the first comment was "You have kenyan runners arms" and it builds confidence cos you're like, I dont have them, its a joke, and you get a thicker skin as well. Where as girls get comments such as "You are beautiful" and they see it and think, i'm not beautiful, I have this or this etc. the same way if it happened to guys/me I would think the same. for example someone could think they are a 6/10. If people then keep saying to them, you are a 10/10, it makes you think you must be worse than what you though you are (6/10) because why else would they exaggerate so much?

Same way if you're dying in hospital if you get told people are praying for you, as opposed to not being told, you are more likely to die because you think, oh shit, I must be fucked if they are having to resort to praying for me.
User avatar #143 - Jewssassin (07/10/2014) [-]
I know exactly what you're saying with your second point, I dont need an explanation (I talked about this with my first comment can you not read?) and if you like it or not its very sexist to generalize both sexes like that.
As for your first, I've never gained confidence from hitting on girls. Always got that condescending, but "polite" rejection. I always got put down harshly by my peers because of my physical treats. I learned to hate what I look like and act like, and even though I've changed both dramatically I still hate myself because of interactions in my childhood, but all my friends view me as being a well of confidence. Very few of them know how wrong that is.
The only reason I can put on the act of confidence all the time is because of the shit me and my coworkers give each other but I still feel like everything I do is wrong.
#244 - kez (07/10/2014) [-]
Most guys are bigger where as women are generally smaller.

Oh wait, sorry, thats sexist. I'm generallisng between two sexes using facts, cant do that, thats sexist.

We're different. We have different talents, strengths weakness' and interests.

The only thing sexist is to completely ignore that they exist because of different genders.

Dont be sexist.
User avatar #378 - Jewssassin (07/11/2014) [-]
If you're going to generalize, generalize. If you use absolutes its being pretty sexist.
#381 - kez (07/12/2014) [-]
And how exactly is "Guys are more confident on average" an absolute?

And who talks in absolutes? No one.

It seems you need to improve your confidence some more.

User avatar #382 - Jewssassin (07/12/2014) [-]
" All guys mock each other as a joke" Absolute
"Where as girls get comments such as "You are beautiful" and they see it and think, i'm not beautiful" Absolute
"And who talks in absolutes? No one. " absolute.

Im pretty sure I never said I had any confidence, all I've said was Im good at faking it.
#383 - kez (07/12/2014) [-]
Not much more to say than you're an idiot.
#58 - I have serious confidence issues and I have developed a 4chane…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/10/2014 on The difference between... +2
#114 - kez (07/10/2014) [-]
Exactly.

This is why guys are generally more confident than girls.

Guys say insults they dont mean.
Where as Girls say compliments they dont mean.
User avatar #117 - Jewssassin (07/10/2014) [-]
Thats pretty sexist.
No, its called getting over your insecurities. Its hard but not impossible, but if you treat it like it is impossible you'll be stuck in that mind set probably for the rest of your life.

Guys aren't always more confident, something I've learned is we all lie about our true confidence at some point to ourselves and other people alike.
#131 - kez (07/10/2014) [-]
Guys are definitely more confident on average. I don't know how you can deny this.

Two main reasons I think.

1 - Guys gain so much confidence by hitting on girls. You're going upto someone for them to judge you and say yes or no. Over time you gain a lot of confidence. Its probably the main reason I gained confidence. Because girls wont like a guy who is unconfident. Girls do this much less as its in our culture for guys to much more likely be the approacher and guys are much more lenient on a girl being unconfident when it comes to attraction.

2 - Like I said earlier. All guys mock each other as a joke, much more than girls do, especially public mocking. for example my friend put a facebook picture up the other day and the first comment was "You have kenyan runners arms" and it builds confidence cos you're like, I dont have them, its a joke, and you get a thicker skin as well. Where as girls get comments such as "You are beautiful" and they see it and think, i'm not beautiful, I have this or this etc. the same way if it happened to guys/me I would think the same. for example someone could think they are a 6/10. If people then keep saying to them, you are a 10/10, it makes you think you must be worse than what you though you are (6/10) because why else would they exaggerate so much?

Same way if you're dying in hospital if you get told people are praying for you, as opposed to not being told, you are more likely to die because you think, oh shit, I must be fucked if they are having to resort to praying for me.
User avatar #143 - Jewssassin (07/10/2014) [-]
I know exactly what you're saying with your second point, I dont need an explanation (I talked about this with my first comment can you not read?) and if you like it or not its very sexist to generalize both sexes like that.
As for your first, I've never gained confidence from hitting on girls. Always got that condescending, but "polite" rejection. I always got put down harshly by my peers because of my physical treats. I learned to hate what I look like and act like, and even though I've changed both dramatically I still hate myself because of interactions in my childhood, but all my friends view me as being a well of confidence. Very few of them know how wrong that is.
The only reason I can put on the act of confidence all the time is because of the shit me and my coworkers give each other but I still feel like everything I do is wrong.
#244 - kez (07/10/2014) [-]
Most guys are bigger where as women are generally smaller.

Oh wait, sorry, thats sexist. I'm generallisng between two sexes using facts, cant do that, thats sexist.

We're different. We have different talents, strengths weakness' and interests.

The only thing sexist is to completely ignore that they exist because of different genders.

Dont be sexist.
User avatar #378 - Jewssassin (07/11/2014) [-]
If you're going to generalize, generalize. If you use absolutes its being pretty sexist.
#381 - kez (07/12/2014) [-]
And how exactly is "Guys are more confident on average" an absolute?

And who talks in absolutes? No one.

It seems you need to improve your confidence some more.

User avatar #382 - Jewssassin (07/12/2014) [-]
" All guys mock each other as a joke" Absolute
"Where as girls get comments such as "You are beautiful" and they see it and think, i'm not beautiful" Absolute
"And who talks in absolutes? No one. " absolute.

Im pretty sure I never said I had any confidence, all I've said was Im good at faking it.
#383 - kez (07/12/2014) [-]
Not much more to say than you're an idiot.
#41 - Wheres the damn black girl?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/10/2014 on School of Rock Reunion +1
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User avatar #64 - swagfagit (07/10/2014) [-]
miranda cosgrove looks so fucking fake like a gentleman of color
#68 - He has three kids. 07/10/2014 on a e i oh yoooooou~ 0
#89 - your* 07/09/2014 on 'merica 0
#88 - I'm getting the sinking feeling you're issue here is that you …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/09/2014 on 'merica 0
#90 - hugebulliest (07/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #89 - Jewssassin (07/09/2014) [-]
your*
#86 - This conversation was completely situational. The situation be…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/09/2014 on 'merica 0
#87 - hugebulliest (07/09/2014) [-]
You and your constitution
User avatar #88 - Jewssassin (07/09/2014) [-]
I'm getting the sinking feeling you're issue here is that you do not believe in the right to bear arms as strongly as I do. I do not care about you're opinion on the matter.
#90 - hugebulliest (07/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #89 - Jewssassin (07/09/2014) [-]
your*
#5 - In my opinion its cringy enough to thumb down, but Im an asshole. 07/08/2014 on FJ and Tumblr would make... 0
#92 - Comment deleted 07/08/2014 on smoke 0
#16 - I agree completely. 07/08/2014 on You know it's true. 0
#127 - Hey man this aint 4chan, if you have a problem with what they … 07/07/2014 on 4chin rood +1
#368 - God dammit Admin why cant I thumb you down? If you want to be … 07/07/2014 on Up Your Ass 0
#72 - The only time they compensate is when your willing give them y…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2014 on 'merica +1
User avatar #81 - saintkarlos (07/07/2014) [-]
thanks for that
#53 - Well they would have to come to my house and take my possessio…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/06/2014 on 'merica 0
#85 - hugebulliest (07/09/2014) [-]
Yes, because the government are simple burglars....

They make enough money from you living your simple life, why would they simply take your things?
User avatar #86 - Jewssassin (07/09/2014) [-]
This conversation was completely situational. The situation being that the government suddenly took my right to bear arms away with no grandfathering.
I would never just give them my guns because it is completely unconstitutional so they would have to walk up to my house and take my guns at gun point, which would make them wide spread simple burglars.
Not to be a dick (but I am anyway) if you had thoroughly read the previous comments there should of been no reason for you to comment.
#87 - hugebulliest (07/09/2014) [-]
You and your constitution
User avatar #88 - Jewssassin (07/09/2014) [-]
I'm getting the sinking feeling you're issue here is that you do not believe in the right to bear arms as strongly as I do. I do not care about you're opinion on the matter.
#90 - hugebulliest (07/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #89 - Jewssassin (07/09/2014) [-]
your*
User avatar #71 - saintkarlos (07/06/2014) [-]
would they not compensate you for them tho, and why buy them in the first place? to protect from other people with guns or for fun?
User avatar #72 - Jewssassin (07/06/2014) [-]
The only time they compensate is when your willing give them your guns in a buy back operation. Compensation or no, I dont like it when someone takes my things away from me, its my biggest pet peeve. I bought them for fun, I have no need to protect anyone in my neighborhood, but the "just in case" factor is always nice. I just like going to the range or a friends farm and putting some holes in inanimate objects, then coming home and taking the gun apart to clean it.
User avatar #81 - saintkarlos (07/07/2014) [-]
thanks for that
#2019 - **Jewssassin rolls 7,184** 07/06/2014 on Train, Game 0
#81 - Ok, I obviously misunderstood your comment. 07/05/2014 on motortje 0
#30 - I never said it was and Im betting he did, all I was doing was…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2014 on motortje 0
User avatar #36 - minorian (07/04/2014) [-]
Lol do you even know how to bet?
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User avatar #22 - finni (07/10/2012) [-]
You got a badass username. Just wanted to let you know :)
#21 - omgitztom (03/08/2012) [-]
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YOUR AVATAR
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User avatar #6 to #5 - Jewssassin (02/16/2011) [-]
I never thumbed you down. That was other people. I deleted all but one or two of mine.
User avatar #7 to #6 - Donthavename (02/16/2011) [-]
Oh... *thumbs up*
User avatar #8 to #7 - Donthavename (02/16/2011) [-]
:\ cant thumb up profile comments...
User avatar #9 to #8 - Jewssassin (02/16/2011) [-]
Its alright. And the "Yeah." response wasnt sarcastic. I was acknowledging that you saw what it said.
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#1 - bobJML (01/09/2011) [-]
Damn you and your pop tart avatar for making me hungry for that specific flavor.
User avatar #2 to #1 - Jewssassin (01/09/2011) [-]
Glad to see I can be of assistance.
#4 to #2 - bobJML (01/09/2011) [-]
Grrr...
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