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Date Signed Up:8/11/2010
Last Login:12/25/2014
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Comment Ranking:#19853
Highest Content Rank:#9725
Highest Comment Rank:#1913
Content Thumbs: 58 total,  125 ,  67
Comment Thumbs: 6458 total,  8292 ,  1834
Content Level Progress: 20% (1/5)
Level 1 Content: New Here → Level 2 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 3% (3/100)
Level 264 Comments: Pure Win → Level 265 Comments: Pure Win
Subscribers:2
Content Views:14792
Times Content Favorited:7 times
Total Comments Made:3407
FJ Points:6569

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#2423 - **Jewssassin rolled image ** 08/10/2014 on The "Mirror" 0
#61 - You're as happy as bouncing jello that you own a 2004ish Corolla?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/10/2014 on now I ain't sayin' she a... +1
User avatar #62 - kikx (08/10/2014) [-]
It's an 02' honda civic.

Yes, exactly like the jello
#342 - Your mom. 08/09/2014 on What's the coolest thing... 0
#435 - I learned a new why to tie my shoes. I've always done it so re… 08/09/2014 on What is one cool internet... -1
#78 - A pound of cocaine. 08/09/2014 on What is the coolest thing I... 0
#123 - I must be a retarded man, because I cant stop thinking about r… 08/08/2014 on I love the nothing box 0
#36 - Federal Hill and the inner Harbor is ok also, but yeah … 08/06/2014 on (untitled) 0
#28 - I live by Baltimore. You're wrong to feel safe.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/06/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #33 - helpmedudes (08/06/2014) [-]
Well just around Fell's Point. The rest of Baltimore is scary.
User avatar #36 - Jewssassin (08/06/2014) [-]
Federal Hill and the inner Harbor is ok also, but yeah fuck everywhere else. I avoid the city at all cost.
#270 - That is the best joke ever. 08/04/2014 on Stupid Puns 0
#251 - I ******* doubt it. Lay it on me  [+] (3 new replies) 08/04/2014 on Stupid Puns -1
User avatar #269 - swolecamerupt (08/04/2014) [-]
Ok, you have been warned

What's the worst part about shoving 17 oysters into your grandmothers vagina

Sucking out 18
User avatar #271 - sanguinemybrother (08/04/2014) [-]
It's funny, but I've been immunized by the internet I guess.
User avatar #270 - Jewssassin (08/04/2014) [-]
That is the best joke ever.
#152 - ******** .  [+] (2 new replies) 08/04/2014 on Lurkers comment here +1
User avatar #171 - godchilla (08/04/2014) [-]
actually it takes exactly 5 minutes
#422 - zetazayinseven (08/05/2014) [-]
MFW i waited the full 5 mins
#147 - How long did it take?  [+] (4 new replies) 08/04/2014 on Lurkers comment here +1
User avatar #150 - Bion (08/04/2014) [-]
2 minutes
User avatar #152 - Jewssassin (08/04/2014) [-]
Bullshit.
User avatar #171 - godchilla (08/04/2014) [-]
actually it takes exactly 5 minutes
#422 - zetazayinseven (08/05/2014) [-]
MFW i waited the full 5 mins
#101 - Marty McFly got Back To The Pussy. 08/04/2014 on He was trying to find her keys +4
#95 - I waited not two minutes, I wont wait any longer.  [+] (6 new replies) 08/04/2014 on Lurkers comment here +3
User avatar #144 - godchilla (08/04/2014) [-]
I waited.... it's porn.
User avatar #147 - Jewssassin (08/04/2014) [-]
How long did it take?
User avatar #150 - Bion (08/04/2014) [-]
2 minutes
User avatar #152 - Jewssassin (08/04/2014) [-]
Bullshit.
User avatar #171 - godchilla (08/04/2014) [-]
actually it takes exactly 5 minutes
#422 - zetazayinseven (08/05/2014) [-]
MFW i waited the full 5 mins
#69 - Either 4chan or any porn site.  [+] (8 new replies) 08/04/2014 on Lurkers comment here +4
User avatar #81 - darkcomy (08/04/2014) [-]
You'll find out at the end of my pic
User avatar #95 - Jewssassin (08/04/2014) [-]
I waited not two minutes, I wont wait any longer.
User avatar #144 - godchilla (08/04/2014) [-]
I waited.... it's porn.
User avatar #147 - Jewssassin (08/04/2014) [-]
How long did it take?
User avatar #150 - Bion (08/04/2014) [-]
2 minutes
User avatar #152 - Jewssassin (08/04/2014) [-]
Bullshit.
User avatar #171 - godchilla (08/04/2014) [-]
actually it takes exactly 5 minutes
#422 - zetazayinseven (08/05/2014) [-]
MFW i waited the full 5 mins
#384 - Leather.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2014 on DEADPOOL Test Footage... 0
User avatar #385 - deathspawn (07/30/2014) [-]
ah thanks
#3 - That little guy is pooped. 07/30/2014 on Babies are okay... if... 0
#18 - We just run out ever OC maker to ever come from FJ. We need to… 07/27/2014 on Funnyjunk popularity and... +5
#221 - Jenny and the Child Coffin. Thats ****** … 07/17/2014 on (untitled) 0
#3617 - **** your dad (not litterally) But find a job… 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family +2
#47 - But what happened to Ceret? 07/16/2014 on Tale of the 4 0
#14 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2014 on Elf Women 0
#15 - tanstin Comment deleted by Jewssassin
#16 - Comment deleted 07/14/2014 on Designer price list +2
#77 - you're* God damn Im retarded. 07/14/2014 on Choose wisely 0
#76 - Look you all have got you're obviously rock solid reasons (I'm…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2014 on Choose wisely 0
User avatar #77 - Jewssassin (07/14/2014) [-]
you're* God damn Im retarded.
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User avatar #22 - finni (07/10/2012) [-]
You got a badass username. Just wanted to let you know :)
#21 - omgitztom (03/08/2012) [-]
11/11
#20 - omgitztom (03/08/2012) [-]
10/11
#10 - NellieLovett (04/01/2011) [-]
YOUR AVATAR
#5 - Donthavename has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #6 to #5 - Jewssassin (02/16/2011) [-]
I never thumbed you down. That was other people. I deleted all but one or two of mine.
User avatar #7 to #6 - Donthavename (02/16/2011) [-]
Oh... *thumbs up*
User avatar #8 to #7 - Donthavename (02/16/2011) [-]
:\ cant thumb up profile comments...
User avatar #9 to #8 - Jewssassin (02/16/2011) [-]
Its alright. And the "Yeah." response wasnt sarcastic. I was acknowledging that you saw what it said.
#3 - bobJML has deleted their comment [-]
#1 - bobJML (01/09/2011) [-]
Damn you and your pop tart avatar for making me hungry for that specific flavor.
User avatar #2 to #1 - Jewssassin (01/09/2011) [-]
Glad to see I can be of assistance.
#4 to #2 - bobJML (01/09/2011) [-]
Grrr...
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