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Jewssassin

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Date Signed Up:8/11/2010
Last Login:5/22/2015
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#42 - Does he drive his fully restored Jag every day? Is he a **…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/01/2015 on I could actually see him... 0
User avatar #44 - nudybooty (03/01/2015) [-]
As far as I'm aware, he drives it almost every day. Although his work is a 10min drive from where he lives and when it snows too much he drives his pick up truck. I'm not 100% sure but I think it's a 2010 XF. It was in horrible condition when he bought it, but he's made restoring and modifying cars into a hobby. I don't really ask about the jag because when I'm in it, I'm too busy smiling like a tard. My car is a shit bucket.
#60 - Ethshar (03/01/2015) [-]
"he's made restoring and modifying cars into a hobby"
That means he just does all the upkeep himself.He likely checks it over regularly and fixes problems before they become major.
#37 - Only makes sense that he gave her something that will break do…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/01/2015 on I could actually see him... +4
User avatar #41 - nudybooty (03/01/2015) [-]
I'm guessing my friends hasn't broken down because he put so much effort into fixing it up the first time, so it wouldn't need to be fixed a second time. Judging by the comments, jaguars are pretty bad....ignore my other comment, if you read it already....sorry
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User avatar #42 - Jewssassin (03/01/2015) [-]
Does he drive his fully restored Jag every day? Is he a nigger with low income but managed to get a car loan? I've seen some pretty shitty jags. It also depends on the year it was made. Any jag made in the 90s is trash, I forget the exact years but Ford used to own jag and they just made terrible vehicles. Modern jags still break down a lot but thankfully OBDII diagnostics make figuring out the issue easy, after you pay out of the ass in diagnostic fees because honestly most people cannot and should not work on their own cars.

All though I do admit I over reacted because I brain farted for a second and was thinking about Rolls Royce.
User avatar #44 - nudybooty (03/01/2015) [-]
As far as I'm aware, he drives it almost every day. Although his work is a 10min drive from where he lives and when it snows too much he drives his pick up truck. I'm not 100% sure but I think it's a 2010 XF. It was in horrible condition when he bought it, but he's made restoring and modifying cars into a hobby. I don't really ask about the jag because when I'm in it, I'm too busy smiling like a tard. My car is a shit bucket.
#60 - Ethshar (03/01/2015) [-]
"he's made restoring and modifying cars into a hobby"
That means he just does all the upkeep himself.He likely checks it over regularly and fixes problems before they become major.
#16 - I feel ya. I dont even know why. What are flowers gonna do to me? 02/26/2015 on some refreshing horoscopes :) 0
#25 - They call it the Tacoma here. 02/25/2015 on Post It notes under the... +2
#2 - I own an FJ Cruiser. Not because im some faggot that hol… 02/24/2015 on When did we make cars....? 0
#114 - Well I learned something today. Everybody can stop teaching me… 02/23/2015 on Oh my... 0
#85 - Well whats the difference?  [+] (6 new replies) 02/23/2015 on Oh my... 0
User avatar #114 - Jewssassin (02/23/2015) [-]
Well I learned something today. Everybody can stop teaching me things now, I got it.
User avatar #113 - thederpestest (02/23/2015) [-]
Loli is when you know it's fucked up to watch it and jailbait is when you're not sure if you're fucked in the head or not.
#111 - eatfapsleeprepeat (02/23/2015) [-]
jailbait is post or during puberty but under the age of consent. Loli is prepubescent
User avatar #108 - chrisel (02/23/2015) [-]
You are fully aware that a loli is underage but with jailbait you are not entirely sure and you hope for the best.
User avatar #99 - carnivoreapples (02/23/2015) [-]
the main difference is that with a loli you know that it is a child, but with jailbait you think the person isn't underage anymore, but she is.
#94 - anonymous (02/23/2015) [-]
loli is literally child. jailbait is someone who's borderline mature.
#3720 - I actually just talked to someone tonight who might be able to… 02/08/2015 on Hook up with an FJer 0
#3084 - male 21 if it matters to people. 02/07/2015 on Hook up with an FJer 0
#3082 - Im in Maryland and I like to play video games, do drugs, shoot…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/07/2015 on Hook up with an FJer 0
User avatar #3084 - Jewssassin (02/07/2015) [-]
male 21 if it matters to people.
#3078 - Im from Maryland too and I would too LOVE to meet someone with…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/07/2015 on Hook up with an FJer 0
User avatar #3579 - mildlygoodlooking (02/08/2015) [-]
Man you let a golden opportunity get away! Where are you from in MD? Think you could get them again?
User avatar #3720 - Jewssassin (02/08/2015) [-]
I actually just talked to someone tonight who might be able to get me some. Send me a friend request and I can keep you posted.
User avatar #3582 - mildlygoodlooking (02/08/2015) [-]
Also I would love to do drugs together.
#5 - FINE FJ! Ill go to the gym. ******* assholes. 02/01/2015 on Workout? 0
#47 - Because OHV engines are about 100 pounds lighter then DOHC and… 02/01/2015 on Marriage +4
#90 - So that other guy shoveled some ******** to you about p… 01/29/2015 on Kek 0
#51 - Why do the lines for escape from New York City go from Delawar… 01/25/2015 on France’s response to the... +2
#13 - Its an out take 01/25/2015 on Thor +3
#462 - Im a Jewish assassin. **** yeah give me my throwing sta… 01/11/2015 on Im currently on your mashed... 0
#7 - As a mechanic I can say I've never had someone describe the so…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2015 on Straightforward Pricing 0
User avatar #10 - mechanicexplain (01/10/2015) [-]
As a Mazda tech, every complaint we get is coupled with some fucking noise.
#9 - Also snow is cold and wet and if your shoes have any holes in … 01/09/2015 on I am return 0
#8 - Dont worry, you're not missing too much. I live in Maryland, t…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2015 on I am return +2
User avatar #9 - Jewssassin (01/09/2015) [-]
Also snow is cold and wet and if your shoes have any holes in them you are gonna get swamp feet. But instead of your feet being hot they are like blocks of ice, which burns even worse. Trust me, snow sucks.
#5 - Gun play is a martial art. 01/09/2015 on Getting away with murder 0
#89 - I failed. I wont remove my fail. I am not afraid. 01/07/2015 on how does FJ shit? +24
#88 - *roll 1*  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2015 on how does FJ shit? -1
User avatar #89 - Jewssassin (01/07/2015) [-]
I failed. I wont remove my fail. I am not afraid.
#67 - So you're telling me you had an FJ Cruiser with a 2UR-FE in it…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2015 on I found my future car 0
User avatar #68 - charagrin (01/03/2015) [-]
It most definitely was, as I've said, I don't buy lot vehicles. Believe what you will, we are just anonymous people thousands of miles apart.
#65 - not* 01/03/2015 on I found my future car 0

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User avatar #22 - finni (07/10/2012) [-]
You got a badass username. Just wanted to let you know :)
#21 - omgitztom (03/08/2012) [-]
11/11
#20 - omgitztom (03/08/2012) [-]
10/11
#10 - NellieLovett (04/01/2011) [-]
YOUR AVATAR
#5 - Donthavename has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #6 to #5 - Jewssassin (02/16/2011) [-]
I never thumbed you down. That was other people. I deleted all but one or two of mine.
User avatar #7 to #6 - Donthavename (02/16/2011) [-]
Oh... *thumbs up*
User avatar #8 to #7 - Donthavename (02/16/2011) [-]
:\ cant thumb up profile comments...
User avatar #9 to #8 - Jewssassin (02/16/2011) [-]
Its alright. And the "Yeah." response wasnt sarcastic. I was acknowledging that you saw what it said.
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#1 - bobJML (01/09/2011) [-]
Damn you and your pop tart avatar for making me hungry for that specific flavor.
User avatar #2 to #1 - Jewssassin (01/09/2011) [-]
Glad to see I can be of assistance.
#4 to #2 - bobJML (01/09/2011) [-]
Grrr...
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