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Jewssassin

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Date Signed Up:8/11/2010
Last Login:3/04/2015
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Total Comments Made:3440
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#7697 - **Jewssassin rolls 216,090,864** Your mom has a prolaped anu… 11/14/2014 on $25 Visa Card Give-Away 0
#42 - **** , whats the one movie where the Russians atta…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/10/2014 on Am I cool yet? 0
User avatar #52 - sonicg (11/10/2014) [-]
Blue Dusk
#50 - anonexplains (11/10/2014) [-]
red dawn i believe its red something, but a a kid in the Midwest can confirm that is a possibility, if gun laws about ownership weren't as strict due to many factors that i cant truly list i just blame Chicago
#152 - Comment deleted 11/01/2014 on The truth 0
#31 - I hope that thing is an SRT8.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/28/2014 on best way to use your handicap +1
#37 - adr (10/28/2014) [-]
Better be to move all that meat
#25 - Yo, that fools tires are fat as **** . Hes gotta h…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/27/2014 on best way to use your handicap 0
#27 - adr (10/28/2014) [-]
Those look more like 335 range
User avatar #31 - Jewssassin (10/28/2014) [-]
I hope that thing is an SRT8.
#37 - adr (10/28/2014) [-]
Better be to move all that meat
#451 - But someone comes up with the idea of these surveys at least t… 10/27/2014 on Motherfucking Survey Time 0
#12 - Hey dude you might want to take your car back to the dealershi… 10/26/2014 on Sloth +3
#9 - This **** is Bananas 10/12/2014 on (untitled) +1
#42 - That was the best spoiler alert I've ever seen. Thanks … 10/11/2014 on *SPOILER* Lost my shit! +5
#56 - Tesla is an American company. 09/30/2014 on Nasa 0
#55 - Most likely because it doesnt meet out outrageous emission sta…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2014 on Nasa 0
#83 - jdrinfantry (09/30/2014) [-]
Bullshit. You know that a Chevrolet Camaro in Denmark costs at least 100.000 euros, IF you can even get a hold of one! Same with the ford mustang, every dodge sedan and coupes... There are only shit cars in europe. They're small and the engines are small (I'm a maritime engineer I only enjoy big engines)
#45 - If the banned car you're talking about is that VW with an esti…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/30/2014 on Nasa 0
User avatar #50 - brokentrucker (09/30/2014) [-]
Oh, and its just the sale of the car that's banned, not the car itself. You can import it, but, that's expensive lel
User avatar #55 - Jewssassin (09/30/2014) [-]
Most likely because it doesnt meet out outrageous emission standards. Europe has always gotten cooler cars then us because of the EPA. Hell Ford used to make a Turbo Diesel Ranger that they only sold in Europe and not here. Toyota also did that with all their trucks. VW could engineer it to meet our standers, but again since that market of buyers just isnt here they wont waste their time/money. They are smarter then that. Hell for the first two generations of the Prius Toyota lost money on every sale just so they could make their own hybrid market. Luckily for them it paid off.
#83 - jdrinfantry (09/30/2014) [-]
Bullshit. You know that a Chevrolet Camaro in Denmark costs at least 100.000 euros, IF you can even get a hold of one! Same with the ford mustang, every dodge sedan and coupes... There are only shit cars in europe. They're small and the engines are small (I'm a maritime engineer I only enjoy big engines)
User avatar #48 - brokentrucker (09/30/2014) [-]
Not that car. It's a different one. Tesla something? I think. I could be wrong.
User avatar #56 - Jewssassin (09/30/2014) [-]
Tesla is an American company.
#31 - David hasseloff? Really?! 09/23/2014 on According to Google-America 0
#32 - Well you know what they say עבודה משחררת 09/21/2014 on The Economy Today 0
#27 - Im a 20 y/old male with a high school diploma and no college d…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/21/2014 on The Economy Today +1
#30 - funmanigro (09/21/2014) [-]
>Jewssassin

oh yes goyim if you work hard you'll get lots of shekels!
User avatar #32 - Jewssassin (09/21/2014) [-]
Well you know what they say

עבודה משחררת
#37 - **Jewssassin rolled user marcinthedark ** Who you gonna call? 09/07/2014 on Tumblin 0
#19 - That was the worst part. 09/07/2014 on Reading people +1
#11 - Not until I was 13.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/07/2014 on Reading people +1
User avatar #13 - stifflimb (09/07/2014) [-]
^And it kept getting stuck in your zipper!
User avatar #19 - Jewssassin (09/07/2014) [-]
That was the worst part.
#9 - My mustache grew in when I was 11. It wasnt a good time.  [+] (4 new replies) 09/07/2014 on Reading people +1
User avatar #10 - thedutchs (09/07/2014) [-]
Did you bother shaving?
User avatar #11 - Jewssassin (09/07/2014) [-]
Not until I was 13.
User avatar #13 - stifflimb (09/07/2014) [-]
^And it kept getting stuck in your zipper!
User avatar #19 - Jewssassin (09/07/2014) [-]
That was the worst part.
#18 - I honestly dont find any of the pictures as fap material. Its … 09/04/2014 on Anyone else? 0
#46 - That second guy is wrong, when you learn about air bags you do… 09/03/2014 on Safe sex 0
#19 - You didnt invent **** . People probably not remote… 09/01/2014 on 16 Things You Never Knew... 0
#3 - Civilized* you uncivilized cunt. 09/01/2014 on 16 Things You Never Knew... +6
#7 - Read desc.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/31/2014 on Mods -1
#8 - thenewerbooks (08/31/2014) [-]
fallout 3 with gun runners arsenal?
#157 - comradewinter (09/01/2014) [-]
Actually the autoshotgun in FO3 looks exactly like the gun here.

But it's still New Vegas. Otherwise the atmosphere would be straight off the radar, and there aren't any open areas with roads like these in FO3.
User avatar #31 - deviousdanish (09/01/2014) [-]
No, it is New Vegas, you're right.
#9 - God dammit I didnt understand the title until it was too late.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/31/2014 on Onion ninjas man.. +13
User avatar #11 - tarmorman (08/31/2014) [-]
Props to you, I still don't get it
User avatar #12 - jcbiddulph (08/31/2014) [-]
the onion ninjas put unions in front of your eyes, hence cry cry
User avatar #14 - tarmorman (08/31/2014) [-]
Ah.
That's why i didn't get it.
Fair enough. Thanks for the explanation
User avatar #13 - jcbiddulph (08/31/2014) [-]
how the fuck did i misspell onion

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User avatar #22 - finni (07/10/2012) [-]
You got a badass username. Just wanted to let you know :)
#21 - omgitztom (03/08/2012) [-]
11/11
#20 - omgitztom (03/08/2012) [-]
10/11
#10 - NellieLovett (04/01/2011) [-]
YOUR AVATAR
#5 - Donthavename has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #6 to #5 - Jewssassin ONLINE (02/16/2011) [-]
I never thumbed you down. That was other people. I deleted all but one or two of mine.
User avatar #7 to #6 - Donthavename (02/16/2011) [-]
Oh... *thumbs up*
User avatar #8 to #7 - Donthavename (02/16/2011) [-]
:\ cant thumb up profile comments...
User avatar #9 to #8 - Jewssassin ONLINE (02/16/2011) [-]
Its alright. And the "Yeah." response wasnt sarcastic. I was acknowledging that you saw what it said.
#3 - bobJML has deleted their comment [-]
#1 - bobJML (01/09/2011) [-]
Damn you and your pop tart avatar for making me hungry for that specific flavor.
User avatar #2 to #1 - Jewssassin ONLINE (01/09/2011) [-]
Glad to see I can be of assistance.
#4 to #2 - bobJML (01/09/2011) [-]
Grrr...
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