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Date Signed Up:8/11/2010
Last Login:10/01/2014
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#14 - Nah bro, I've got about 700 bucks tied up in an engine right n…  [+] (11 new replies) 09/15/2013 on Smart car in its natural... 0
User avatar #15 - zombifier (09/15/2013) [-]
i know what you mean, gonna cost me around 5-7 grand to finish repairs on my car
User avatar #16 - Jewssassin (09/15/2013) [-]
Working on it yourself or do you got someone else doing it?
User avatar #17 - zombifier (09/15/2013) [-]
a bit of both, but the parts cost a bit
but the expensive thing is gonna be painting it and redoing the interior
User avatar #18 - Jewssassin (09/15/2013) [-]
Thats more or less the boat Im in. After my engine is done all the labor will be on me. What are you working on?
User avatar #19 - zombifier (09/15/2013) [-]
'65 Impala
it was in good condition when i got it, except for the interior and a ridiculous cholo paint job that it came with, but it's been sitting in hawaii for a while, now i have rust to worry about
User avatar #20 - Jewssassin (09/15/2013) [-]
Oh you lucky SoB, those things are sexy as hell. I got a 75 or 76 Nova, I gotta check the vin. Mine was running and driving and looked half nice when I got it about 8 years ago. Since then me and my dad tried to put a 305 in it, then ran out of steam. Now that I got my own job and skill Im gonna tackle it myself.
The Impala a four door or two door?
#30 - zombifier (09/15/2013) [-]
I have a 350 in mine, around 500 miles on it
#29 - zombifier (09/15/2013) [-]
#37 - mr skeltal (09/15/2013) [-]
i like ur car, i like purple, but what i really want is a Saleen Challenger 570 Black Label, but im a poor bastard in college
User avatar #39 - zombifier (09/15/2013) [-]
heh, i'm going to be paid to go to college in a couple years
User avatar #28 - zombifier (09/15/2013) [-]
two door, 4 doors are rare
#7 - Its been awhile since I bought a new game. I guess Ill be chan…  [+] (13 new replies) 09/15/2013 on Smart car in its natural... 0
User avatar #11 - zombifier (09/15/2013) [-]
change it on tuesday, GTA: V releases
User avatar #14 - Jewssassin (09/15/2013) [-]
Nah bro, I've got about 700 bucks tied up in an engine right now and another 200 to get my window in my daily driver fixed. This game gives me like three months to get money together.
User avatar #15 - zombifier (09/15/2013) [-]
i know what you mean, gonna cost me around 5-7 grand to finish repairs on my car
User avatar #16 - Jewssassin (09/15/2013) [-]
Working on it yourself or do you got someone else doing it?
User avatar #17 - zombifier (09/15/2013) [-]
a bit of both, but the parts cost a bit
but the expensive thing is gonna be painting it and redoing the interior
User avatar #18 - Jewssassin (09/15/2013) [-]
Thats more or less the boat Im in. After my engine is done all the labor will be on me. What are you working on?
User avatar #19 - zombifier (09/15/2013) [-]
'65 Impala
it was in good condition when i got it, except for the interior and a ridiculous cholo paint job that it came with, but it's been sitting in hawaii for a while, now i have rust to worry about
User avatar #20 - Jewssassin (09/15/2013) [-]
Oh you lucky SoB, those things are sexy as hell. I got a 75 or 76 Nova, I gotta check the vin. Mine was running and driving and looked half nice when I got it about 8 years ago. Since then me and my dad tried to put a 305 in it, then ran out of steam. Now that I got my own job and skill Im gonna tackle it myself.
The Impala a four door or two door?
#30 - zombifier (09/15/2013) [-]
I have a 350 in mine, around 500 miles on it
#29 - zombifier (09/15/2013) [-]
#37 - mr skeltal (09/15/2013) [-]
i like ur car, i like purple, but what i really want is a Saleen Challenger 570 Black Label, but im a poor bastard in college
User avatar #39 - zombifier (09/15/2013) [-]
heh, i'm going to be paid to go to college in a couple years
User avatar #28 - zombifier (09/15/2013) [-]
two door, 4 doors are rare
#4 - Source?  [+] (15 new replies) 09/15/2013 on Smart car in its natural... 0
User avatar #5 - include (09/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #7 - Jewssassin (09/15/2013) [-]
Its been awhile since I bought a new game. I guess Ill be changing that soon
User avatar #11 - zombifier (09/15/2013) [-]
change it on tuesday, GTA: V releases
User avatar #14 - Jewssassin (09/15/2013) [-]
Nah bro, I've got about 700 bucks tied up in an engine right now and another 200 to get my window in my daily driver fixed. This game gives me like three months to get money together.
User avatar #15 - zombifier (09/15/2013) [-]
i know what you mean, gonna cost me around 5-7 grand to finish repairs on my car
User avatar #16 - Jewssassin (09/15/2013) [-]
Working on it yourself or do you got someone else doing it?
User avatar #17 - zombifier (09/15/2013) [-]
a bit of both, but the parts cost a bit
but the expensive thing is gonna be painting it and redoing the interior
User avatar #18 - Jewssassin (09/15/2013) [-]
Thats more or less the boat Im in. After my engine is done all the labor will be on me. What are you working on?
User avatar #19 - zombifier (09/15/2013) [-]
'65 Impala
it was in good condition when i got it, except for the interior and a ridiculous cholo paint job that it came with, but it's been sitting in hawaii for a while, now i have rust to worry about
User avatar #20 - Jewssassin (09/15/2013) [-]
Oh you lucky SoB, those things are sexy as hell. I got a 75 or 76 Nova, I gotta check the vin. Mine was running and driving and looked half nice when I got it about 8 years ago. Since then me and my dad tried to put a 305 in it, then ran out of steam. Now that I got my own job and skill Im gonna tackle it myself.
The Impala a four door or two door?
#30 - zombifier (09/15/2013) [-]
I have a 350 in mine, around 500 miles on it
#29 - zombifier (09/15/2013) [-]
#37 - mr skeltal (09/15/2013) [-]
i like ur car, i like purple, but what i really want is a Saleen Challenger 570 Black Label, but im a poor bastard in college
User avatar #39 - zombifier (09/15/2013) [-]
heh, i'm going to be paid to go to college in a couple years
User avatar #28 - zombifier (09/15/2013) [-]
two door, 4 doors are rare
#19 - Oh man I remember being like that when I was 11. Hang in there…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2013 on amazing idea 0
#20 - mr skeltal (09/12/2013) [-]
I'm 20 but good guess.
#40 - We've got tons of black squirrels where I live. I didnt know t…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2013 on Melanistic animals 0
User avatar #49 - ljxjlos (09/12/2013) [-]
Same around here.
#27 - I was, friend. 09/12/2013 on "Did you know" #3 0
#5 - You cant tell me when I have good times and when I have bad ti… 09/11/2013 on And Family Vacation Ruined... 0
#1 - I saw the repost and game back to thumb this one up. 09/11/2013 on So I made a thread. +1
#35 - He deserved it because he made a mistake. 09/11/2013 on Don't use a Mac. 0
#74 - It could be a small caliber, .22 short, 25 ACP, .32 police. … 09/08/2013 on Ridiculously photogenic... +1
#73 - Yes 09/08/2013 on Ridiculously photogenic... 0
#71 - Your lamp is giving me mixed feelings. It is really badass…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/08/2013 on Ridiculously photogenic... 0
User avatar #75 - roliga (09/08/2013) [-]
They are all spent brass, all of my live ammo is in surplus ammo canisters (except for the magazine I keep in my AK for home defense).
#48 - That wouldnt even fill up my tank. 09/08/2013 on Did some couponing... -2
#216 - It means you should tell me where you got that profile gif from. 09/07/2013 on Titties +1
#10 - Oh Ill be waiting, dont you worry. 09/07/2013 on Clearly a Title +1
#8 - Hyundai is Korean.  [+] (4 new replies) 09/07/2013 on Clearly a Title +2
#13 - codfourmotherfkers (09/07/2013) [-]
#12 - codfourmotherfkers has deleted their comment.
#9 - kilotech (09/07/2013) [-]
so it is, so it is, you win this round but I'll be back with sources, sources I tell you
User avatar #10 - Jewssassin (09/07/2013) [-]
Oh Ill be waiting, dont you worry.
#38 - Comment deleted 09/05/2013 on What state do the Simpsons... +1
#13 - Trucks like that usually have air bag suspension so they can b…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/04/2013 on Today on NatGeo +4
#14 - gcolpitts (09/04/2013) [-]
Huh, that's something cool to look up. Thanks for teaching me something new
#45 - You mean on the internet? 09/03/2013 on You're secret is safe 0
#94 - No not really. Being a mechanic is very hard on your body and … 09/02/2013 on I know how I want to go 0
#37 - I dont know how the Canadians feel about that, but im America,…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2013 on Dang Thieves -2
#40 - bigscarygary (09/01/2013) [-]
In the US, if an item is stolen, anyone who buys it has no legal right to it. So if this happened in the US and the police got involved, the guy who bought the bike would have had to give it back, without getting any money for it; good faith or not.
#24 - I'm a mechanic. What I love will kill me.  [+] (5 new replies) 09/01/2013 on I know how I want to go +1
User avatar #37 - queeditch (09/01/2013) [-]
Is that a "Christine" reference?
User avatar #94 - Jewssassin (09/02/2013) [-]
No not really. Being a mechanic is very hard on your body and you expose yourself to a lot of known carcinogens.
User avatar #46 - kommandantvideo (09/01/2013) [-]
That movie was weird as shit
User avatar #49 - queeditch (09/01/2013) [-]
"Christine" is also a book written by Stephen King. Didn't finish it.

I have read "Shining" and I find it has a better ending than the movie. I'm not sure I want to watch the "Christine" movie.
User avatar #54 - kommandantvideo (09/01/2013) [-]
Oh I never knew that, thanks!
Yeah I watched the movie a few years ago with my Dad (and maybe my brother, cant remember). It was a pretty dark movie.
#1870 - That turned out much better then I expected. I love pool! 09/01/2013 on Random Sex Roll +1
#1869 - **Jewssassin rolled a random image posted in comment #184 a…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2013 on Random Sex Roll +1
User avatar #1870 - Jewssassin (09/01/2013) [-]
That turned out much better then I expected. I love pool!
#14 - Nah this is from tumblr, its all women, thats why its not funny. 08/30/2013 on I wish I was this smooth +3
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User avatar #22 - finni (07/10/2012) [-]
You got a badass username. Just wanted to let you know :)
#21 - omgitztom (03/08/2012) [-]
11/11
#20 - omgitztom (03/08/2012) [-]
10/11
#10 - NellieLovett (04/01/2011) [-]
YOUR AVATAR
#5 - Donthavename has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #6 to #5 - Jewssassin (02/16/2011) [-]
I never thumbed you down. That was other people. I deleted all but one or two of mine.
User avatar #7 to #6 - Donthavename (02/16/2011) [-]
Oh... *thumbs up*
User avatar #8 to #7 - Donthavename (02/16/2011) [-]
:\ cant thumb up profile comments...
User avatar #9 to #8 - Jewssassin (02/16/2011) [-]
Its alright. And the "Yeah." response wasnt sarcastic. I was acknowledging that you saw what it said.
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#1 - bobJML (01/09/2011) [-]
Damn you and your pop tart avatar for making me hungry for that specific flavor.
User avatar #2 to #1 - Jewssassin (01/09/2011) [-]
Glad to see I can be of assistance.
#4 to #2 - bobJML (01/09/2011) [-]
Grrr...
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