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#13 - I dont know much about European Geography, but as a good guess…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/17/2013 on The answer is fuck yes. 0
User avatar #16 - mcmanybucks (10/17/2013) [-]
denmark only has one 200milestone..if cross that ur nearly in germany..lol
#33 - The badass of Liam Neeson out shined a lot of the other charac…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/16/2013 on Anyone else want to go... 0
User avatar #39 - brenton (10/16/2013) [-]
Well I mean, that pretty much happens in every movie he's cast.
#4 - Yeah but thats because the voice actor quit.  [+] (6 new replies) 10/15/2013 on dont leave him hanging man 0
#22 - angered (10/16/2013) [-]
Isaac Hayes died he didn't quit.
User avatar #29 - andrewjla (10/16/2013) [-]
where did you hear that he died? Wikipedia?
User avatar #26 - legitlolz (10/16/2013) [-]
No. He actually quit. One of the episodes, I believe the first Scientology one, offended his beliefs, so he quit. The last two episodes he was in were produced using sound bytes. He died about 2 years later.
#45 - angered (10/16/2013) [-]
I thought he died while he was still voicing chef. He still is dead though.
User avatar #51 - legitlolz (10/16/2013) [-]
Nope. He died a while after they killed off chef. A shame though, Chef was my favorite character.
#7 - Russians are assholes and Chechens are ******* crazy. 10/14/2013 on Yet another terrible joke. -3
#28 - Good thing the bottle never runs out. 10/14/2013 on i found the gif of the gods 0
#53 - I fail to see how that can be painless. 10/14/2013 on We need a new flood +1
#64 - That doesnt even look cold. 10/13/2013 on Admin's asleep, post cp. +3
#3 - Its hard to tell, but Im pretty sure the truck that cut him of…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/10/2013 on Lucky escape 0
User avatar #10 - raginhardon (10/11/2013) [-]
yeah it does look like the truck in front of the semi slammed their brakes and to avoid rear ending the driver panicked and switched lanes with out checking. but the driver was in his blind spot.

it was like the perfect formula for a really bad accident. bad driving conditions and multiple semis in all lanes, dude was stupidly lucky
#5 - calibroflower has deleted their comment.
#17 - Lol, they poisoned a poison. 10/09/2013 on way to go 0
#46 - What does it look like to you?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/09/2013 on Red? 0
User avatar #47 - jkrhpotter (10/09/2013) [-]
Either blue, purple, or pink. I honestly have no clue. Usually pink and blue are a lighter shade so I would guess those two, but blue is more common than pink so I would guess blue.
User avatar #52 - exoskeletonjew (10/09/2013) [-]
I have the same exact problem. And you know what the worst part about it is? When people ask you
"What color is this" as they hold up a brown crayon, or whatever. Fucking annoying
#51 - I said the same things and guess what happened. …  [+] (3 new replies) 10/08/2013 on The Bandwagon +13
#66 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/08/2013) [-]
I said the same thing, and guess what happened.




I got raped by a black man


I enjoyed it, though
User avatar #68 - sonda (10/08/2013) [-]
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE YOU SAID RAPE.

GET IT, RAPE?

RAPE.
#86 - weissessand (10/09/2013) [-]
#43 - Ok buddy.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/07/2013 on adulthood 0
User avatar #86 - hawaiianhappysauce (10/07/2013) [-]
Obvious troll.
#40 - Lemme ask you something, have you ever sat down and had a casu…  [+] (19 new replies) 10/07/2013 on adulthood +5
User avatar #129 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/07/2013) [-]
Yes. Three times.
User avatar #41 - satrenkotheone (10/07/2013) [-]
My teacher said not to trust Jews because they did 9/11.
#89 - yisumad (10/07/2013) [-]
User avatar #90 - satrenkotheone (10/07/2013) [-]
The Jews run the banks.
User avatar #91 - yisumad (10/07/2013) [-]
Your teacher's a piece of work.
User avatar #93 - satrenkotheone (10/07/2013) [-]
He tells the truth!
#47 - oowanrikoo (10/07/2013) [-]
What the fuck
User avatar #48 - satrenkotheone (10/07/2013) [-]
It's true. They also put Obama in power.
User avatar #49 - oowanrikoo (10/07/2013) [-]
I'm not someone who hears a lot of these theories/stories, so I was just surprised about the Jew thing :p
User avatar #51 - satrenkotheone (10/07/2013) [-]
The Jews caused the Black Plague.
User avatar #52 - oowanrikoo (10/07/2013) [-]
I'm confuse
#57 - kamicerotres (10/07/2013) [-]
It's some kind of "Illuminaty type" of theory/conspiracy, that implies jews controled the world from thousands of years, and most of disasters/catastrohpies had occured at their will.

Srry not native enhglish
User avatar #58 - oowanrikoo (10/07/2013) [-]
Ahhhh, that explains a lot. Thanks man
#60 - kamicerotres (10/07/2013) [-]
yep, my gf's dad just talk about it all the time, it's really annoyng

"how are you anon - I'm good sir, just had a hard day at work - those fucking JEWWS!!"
User avatar #62 - oowanrikoo (10/07/2013) [-]
Haha, funnily enough my father is just like that around other adults.
User avatar #53 - satrenkotheone (10/07/2013) [-]
Have you heard of our Fuhrer and Saviour, Adolf Hitler?

Have you let Adolf Hitler into your heart?

88
#55 - oowanrikoo (10/07/2013) [-]
Of course
User avatar #43 - Jewssassin (10/07/2013) [-]
Ok buddy.
User avatar #86 - hawaiianhappysauce (10/07/2013) [-]
Obvious troll.
#29 - Take it from a Jew, NEVER take out a loan you know you cant afford.  [+] (22 new replies) 10/07/2013 on adulthood +8
#100 - verby (10/07/2013) [-]
Sometimes people take out loans they can afford, and then get laid off and now they can't afford it
User avatar #38 - satrenkotheone (10/07/2013) [-]
I don't trust your kind.
User avatar #40 - Jewssassin (10/07/2013) [-]
Lemme ask you something, have you ever sat down and had a casual conversation with a Jew, then walked away thinking "god that guy is a dick."?
User avatar #129 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/07/2013) [-]
Yes. Three times.
User avatar #41 - satrenkotheone (10/07/2013) [-]
My teacher said not to trust Jews because they did 9/11.
#89 - yisumad (10/07/2013) [-]
User avatar #90 - satrenkotheone (10/07/2013) [-]
The Jews run the banks.
User avatar #91 - yisumad (10/07/2013) [-]
Your teacher's a piece of work.
User avatar #93 - satrenkotheone (10/07/2013) [-]
He tells the truth!
#47 - oowanrikoo (10/07/2013) [-]
What the fuck
User avatar #48 - satrenkotheone (10/07/2013) [-]
It's true. They also put Obama in power.
User avatar #49 - oowanrikoo (10/07/2013) [-]
I'm not someone who hears a lot of these theories/stories, so I was just surprised about the Jew thing :p
User avatar #51 - satrenkotheone (10/07/2013) [-]
The Jews caused the Black Plague.
User avatar #52 - oowanrikoo (10/07/2013) [-]
I'm confuse
#57 - kamicerotres (10/07/2013) [-]
It's some kind of "Illuminaty type" of theory/conspiracy, that implies jews controled the world from thousands of years, and most of disasters/catastrohpies had occured at their will.

Srry not native enhglish
User avatar #58 - oowanrikoo (10/07/2013) [-]
Ahhhh, that explains a lot. Thanks man
#60 - kamicerotres (10/07/2013) [-]
yep, my gf's dad just talk about it all the time, it's really annoyng

"how are you anon - I'm good sir, just had a hard day at work - those fucking JEWWS!!"
User avatar #62 - oowanrikoo (10/07/2013) [-]
Haha, funnily enough my father is just like that around other adults.
User avatar #53 - satrenkotheone (10/07/2013) [-]
Have you heard of our Fuhrer and Saviour, Adolf Hitler?

Have you let Adolf Hitler into your heart?

88
#55 - oowanrikoo (10/07/2013) [-]
Of course
User avatar #43 - Jewssassin (10/07/2013) [-]
Ok buddy.
User avatar #86 - hawaiianhappysauce (10/07/2013) [-]
Obvious troll.
#28 - Yes it is. As my homeless-by-choice friend said to me last nig…  [+] (23 new replies) 10/07/2013 on adulthood +13
User avatar #29 - Jewssassin (10/07/2013) [-]
Take it from a Jew, NEVER take out a loan you know you cant afford.
#100 - verby (10/07/2013) [-]
Sometimes people take out loans they can afford, and then get laid off and now they can't afford it
User avatar #38 - satrenkotheone (10/07/2013) [-]
I don't trust your kind.
User avatar #40 - Jewssassin (10/07/2013) [-]
Lemme ask you something, have you ever sat down and had a casual conversation with a Jew, then walked away thinking "god that guy is a dick."?
User avatar #129 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/07/2013) [-]
Yes. Three times.
User avatar #41 - satrenkotheone (10/07/2013) [-]
My teacher said not to trust Jews because they did 9/11.
#89 - yisumad (10/07/2013) [-]
User avatar #90 - satrenkotheone (10/07/2013) [-]
The Jews run the banks.
User avatar #91 - yisumad (10/07/2013) [-]
Your teacher's a piece of work.
User avatar #93 - satrenkotheone (10/07/2013) [-]
He tells the truth!
#47 - oowanrikoo (10/07/2013) [-]
What the fuck
User avatar #48 - satrenkotheone (10/07/2013) [-]
It's true. They also put Obama in power.
User avatar #49 - oowanrikoo (10/07/2013) [-]
I'm not someone who hears a lot of these theories/stories, so I was just surprised about the Jew thing :p
User avatar #51 - satrenkotheone (10/07/2013) [-]
The Jews caused the Black Plague.
User avatar #52 - oowanrikoo (10/07/2013) [-]
I'm confuse
#57 - kamicerotres (10/07/2013) [-]
It's some kind of "Illuminaty type" of theory/conspiracy, that implies jews controled the world from thousands of years, and most of disasters/catastrohpies had occured at their will.

Srry not native enhglish
User avatar #58 - oowanrikoo (10/07/2013) [-]
Ahhhh, that explains a lot. Thanks man
#60 - kamicerotres (10/07/2013) [-]
yep, my gf's dad just talk about it all the time, it's really annoyng

"how are you anon - I'm good sir, just had a hard day at work - those fucking JEWWS!!"
User avatar #62 - oowanrikoo (10/07/2013) [-]
Haha, funnily enough my father is just like that around other adults.
User avatar #53 - satrenkotheone (10/07/2013) [-]
Have you heard of our Fuhrer and Saviour, Adolf Hitler?

Have you let Adolf Hitler into your heart?

88
#55 - oowanrikoo (10/07/2013) [-]
Of course
User avatar #43 - Jewssassin (10/07/2013) [-]
Ok buddy.
User avatar #86 - hawaiianhappysauce (10/07/2013) [-]
Obvious troll.
#25 - But the first world countries it is. This content is referring…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/07/2013 on adulthood 0
User avatar #66 - logicstrike (10/07/2013) [-]
yeah but they are still things to consider
#26 - lemleet (10/07/2013) [-]
well i guess you are right
#17 - Marriage is a choice, children are choices, getting a loan is …  [+] (37 new replies) 10/07/2013 on adulthood +97
User avatar #88 - hawaiianhappysauce (10/07/2013) [-]
Children isn't always a choice (rape)
#96 - laoflyer (10/07/2013) [-]
Abortion or adoption.
User avatar #98 - hawaiianhappysauce (10/07/2013) [-]
They still have to carry them for 9 months. I think dying giving birth would be another concern. I think it should count.
#101 - laoflyer (10/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, I agree about carrying them. But I don't think that many women die from birth nowadays.
#84 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/07/2013) [-]
So is buying a house and living in the real world and finding a job.
User avatar #64 - pokemonstheshiz (10/07/2013) [-]
good luck getting a house without a loan
or a car that isn't a piece of crap
User avatar #59 - theshadowed (10/07/2013) [-]
Everything is a choice
#34 - eatitbitches (10/07/2013) [-]
Finding a job is a choice, paying bills is a choice, starving is a choice
User avatar #27 - daboomee (10/07/2013) [-]
A loan isnt a choice when you're slowly starving to death
User avatar #28 - Jewssassin (10/07/2013) [-]
Yes it is. As my homeless-by-choice friend said to me last night "Anybody that starves in the US is fucking retarded"
User avatar #29 - Jewssassin (10/07/2013) [-]
Take it from a Jew, NEVER take out a loan you know you cant afford.
#100 - verby (10/07/2013) [-]
Sometimes people take out loans they can afford, and then get laid off and now they can't afford it
User avatar #38 - satrenkotheone (10/07/2013) [-]
I don't trust your kind.
User avatar #40 - Jewssassin (10/07/2013) [-]
Lemme ask you something, have you ever sat down and had a casual conversation with a Jew, then walked away thinking "god that guy is a dick."?
User avatar #129 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/07/2013) [-]
Yes. Three times.
User avatar #41 - satrenkotheone (10/07/2013) [-]
My teacher said not to trust Jews because they did 9/11.
#89 - yisumad (10/07/2013) [-]
User avatar #90 - satrenkotheone (10/07/2013) [-]
The Jews run the banks.
User avatar #91 - yisumad (10/07/2013) [-]
Your teacher's a piece of work.
User avatar #93 - satrenkotheone (10/07/2013) [-]
He tells the truth!
#47 - oowanrikoo (10/07/2013) [-]
What the fuck
User avatar #48 - satrenkotheone (10/07/2013) [-]
It's true. They also put Obama in power.
User avatar #49 - oowanrikoo (10/07/2013) [-]
I'm not someone who hears a lot of these theories/stories, so I was just surprised about the Jew thing :p
User avatar #51 - satrenkotheone (10/07/2013) [-]
The Jews caused the Black Plague.
User avatar #52 - oowanrikoo (10/07/2013) [-]
I'm confuse
#57 - kamicerotres (10/07/2013) [-]
It's some kind of "Illuminaty type" of theory/conspiracy, that implies jews controled the world from thousands of years, and most of disasters/catastrohpies had occured at their will.

Srry not native enhglish
User avatar #58 - oowanrikoo (10/07/2013) [-]
Ahhhh, that explains a lot. Thanks man
#60 - kamicerotres (10/07/2013) [-]
yep, my gf's dad just talk about it all the time, it's really annoyng

"how are you anon - I'm good sir, just had a hard day at work - those fucking JEWWS!!"
User avatar #62 - oowanrikoo (10/07/2013) [-]
Haha, funnily enough my father is just like that around other adults.
User avatar #53 - satrenkotheone (10/07/2013) [-]
Have you heard of our Fuhrer and Saviour, Adolf Hitler?

Have you let Adolf Hitler into your heart?

88
#55 - oowanrikoo (10/07/2013) [-]
Of course
User avatar #43 - Jewssassin (10/07/2013) [-]
Ok buddy.
User avatar #86 - hawaiianhappysauce (10/07/2013) [-]
Obvious troll.
#24 - lemleet (10/07/2013) [-]
not everywhere marriage and children are choices
User avatar #25 - Jewssassin (10/07/2013) [-]
But the first world countries it is. This content is referring to places where they are choices.
User avatar #66 - logicstrike (10/07/2013) [-]
yeah but they are still things to consider
#26 - lemleet (10/07/2013) [-]
well i guess you are right
#128 - confirm*  [+] (1 new reply) 10/06/2013 on Organic Fleshlight 0
User avatar #163 - dragonstomp (10/06/2013) [-]
If putting spicy things inside of yourself hurts. It's like rubbing your eye after cutting peppers.
#126 - Can I get a woman to conform or deny this?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/06/2013 on Organic Fleshlight 0
User avatar #128 - Jewssassin (10/06/2013) [-]
confirm*
User avatar #163 - dragonstomp (10/06/2013) [-]
If putting spicy things inside of yourself hurts. It's like rubbing your eye after cutting peppers.
#94 - Some cunt in a Lincoln double parked me at my work yesterday s… 10/06/2013 on It's alright, I speak Irish. 0
#80 - There used to be a way to look at all the levels. I guess admi… 10/05/2013 on List of FJ Levels +1
#31 - The only games I preorder are games I want to play on day one … 10/04/2013 on facebook (1) +4
#12 - What? Why?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/04/2013 on honk 0
User avatar #22 - cosmicapprentice (10/05/2013) [-]
#28 - Thank god Im American 10/04/2013 on Bring out the Napalm!!!1 0
#35 - Rye Neepier. That is not sexy at all. 10/03/2013 on bear augusta 0
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User avatar #22 - finni (07/10/2012) [-]
You got a badass username. Just wanted to let you know :)
#21 - omgitztom (03/08/2012) [-]
11/11
#20 - omgitztom (03/08/2012) [-]
10/11
#10 - NellieLovett (04/01/2011) [-]
YOUR AVATAR
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User avatar #6 to #5 - Jewssassin (02/16/2011) [-]
I never thumbed you down. That was other people. I deleted all but one or two of mine.
User avatar #7 to #6 - Donthavename (02/16/2011) [-]
Oh... *thumbs up*
User avatar #8 to #7 - Donthavename (02/16/2011) [-]
:\ cant thumb up profile comments...
User avatar #9 to #8 - Jewssassin (02/16/2011) [-]
Its alright. And the "Yeah." response wasnt sarcastic. I was acknowledging that you saw what it said.
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#1 - bobJML (01/09/2011) [-]
Damn you and your pop tart avatar for making me hungry for that specific flavor.
User avatar #2 to #1 - Jewssassin (01/09/2011) [-]
Glad to see I can be of assistance.
#4 to #2 - bobJML (01/09/2011) [-]
Grrr...
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