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Date Signed Up:8/11/2010
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#94 - Some cunt in a Lincoln double parked me at my work yesterday s… 10/06/2013 on It's alright, I speak Irish. 0
#80 - There used to be a way to look at all the levels. I guess admi… 10/05/2013 on List of FJ Levels +1
#31 - The only games I preorder are games I want to play on day one … 10/04/2013 on facebook (1) +4
#12 - What? Why?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/04/2013 on honk 0
User avatar #22 - cosmicapprentice (10/05/2013) [-]
#28 - Thank god Im American 10/04/2013 on Bring out the Napalm!!!1 0
#35 - Rye Neepier. That is not sexy at all. 10/03/2013 on bear augusta 0
#18 - I already did it before I got on, bitch. 10/03/2013 on i am only helping you 0
#78 - You're right, I miss read, but I dont understand what you mean… 10/03/2013 on Fire-Figh... wait... +1
#72 - " I say they look retarded" right there.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/03/2013 on Fire-Figh... wait... +1
User avatar #76 - makejuicebro (10/03/2013) [-]
I was replying to "when did i say you have to like new things" I didnt say, when did i say i didnt like the new evo
User avatar #78 - Jewssassin (10/03/2013) [-]
You're right, I miss read, but I dont understand what you meant in comment # 69
#13 - Those are either huge wasps or a very small window. Someone pl…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/03/2013 on Bring out the Napalm!!!1 0
User avatar #30 - theincorrigibleone (10/04/2013) [-]
Just look at the bricks. They are only 3-4 inches tall there. The wasps (i believe yellow jackets) are only about an inch long. Still, you don't wanna piss off yellow jackets. They're one of the only things I DO NOT fuck with. Mud daubers, other paper wasps, even some hornets, so long as you leave them alone, they'll leave you alone. Yellow jackets are just pure hatred in the most condensed form possible.
User avatar #20 - kommandantvideo (10/03/2013) [-]
I think they're Japanese Hornets
User avatar #29 - theincorrigibleone (10/04/2013) [-]
Nope. The Japanese Hornets are quite a bit larger (2-3 inches) and are orange. Those are smaller, like yellow jackets.
#28 - Jewssassin (10/04/2013) [-]
Thank god Im American
#64 - To pass the time. 10/03/2013 on Fire-Figh... wait... +1
#21 - I didnt down vote you.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/03/2013 on Government Shutdown. 0
User avatar #22 - holybronybatman (10/03/2013) [-]
Thanks.
#18 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 10/03/2013 on Government Shutdown. 0
User avatar #20 - holybronybatman (10/03/2013) [-]
The last thing you said made no sense. I am deleting your comment. Not because you down voted me, or were rude to me, because ''Those who have no idea what they are talking about should remain silent while those with worth while opinions can make progress.''
User avatar #21 - Jewssassin (10/03/2013) [-]
I didnt down vote you.
User avatar #22 - holybronybatman (10/03/2013) [-]
Thanks.
#47 - Sounds like I went far enough to make my point. If you didnt l… 10/03/2013 on Fire-Figh... wait... +1
#45 - No, I don't care enough.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/03/2013 on Fire-Figh... wait... 0
User avatar #63 - makejuicebro (10/03/2013) [-]
Then why are you bitching at me then if you dont care?
User avatar #64 - Jewssassin (10/03/2013) [-]
To pass the time.
#44 - When did I ever say you have to like new things? Right, never.…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/03/2013 on Fire-Figh... wait... +1
User avatar #69 - makejuicebro (10/03/2013) [-]
when i said i didnt like the new evo
User avatar #72 - Jewssassin (10/03/2013) [-]
" I say they look retarded" right there.
User avatar #76 - makejuicebro (10/03/2013) [-]
I was replying to "when did i say you have to like new things" I didnt say, when did i say i didnt like the new evo
User avatar #78 - Jewssassin (10/03/2013) [-]
You're right, I miss read, but I dont understand what you meant in comment # 69
User avatar #68 - makejuicebro (10/03/2013) [-]
I see your point but i disagree charmeleon looked similar, enough to know its a charmander evo but more fierce with the claws, extended snout and a horn and was to prep for chairizaed so the change was out of nowhere, unlike oshawatt and his final and now chespin
#42 - Sounds just about as stupid as a Lizard standing on two legs w…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/03/2013 on Fire-Figh... wait... +1
#46 - donpromillo (10/03/2013) [-]
Dude, there was no need to bring Charmander into this... You just went way to far with that
User avatar #47 - Jewssassin (10/03/2013) [-]
Sounds like I went far enough to make my point. If you didnt like that comment you should check out my other one, #44
#39 - Why? Because its new and you don't like new things? Would …  [+] (16 new replies) 10/03/2013 on Fire-Figh... wait... +1
User avatar #43 - makejuicebro (10/03/2013) [-]
Look at some of the fan made evo's and tell me not one looks better than these.
User avatar #45 - Jewssassin (10/03/2013) [-]
No, I don't care enough.
User avatar #63 - makejuicebro (10/03/2013) [-]
Then why are you bitching at me then if you dont care?
User avatar #64 - Jewssassin (10/03/2013) [-]
To pass the time.
#41 - makejuicebro (10/03/2013) [-]
Okay so if they made a pokemon that was a literal piece of shit does that automatically make it good because its new? No so stfu, I say they look retarded because all but froakie had such promise of being awesome and now its a total 180! Fennekin evo looks like they just made the ear hair longer and stuck it in a robe, with that being said chespins doesnt look enough like chespin and is too complicated and looks more like a digimon, Froakie is the only one that in my opinion got it right, looks enough like the starter to tell its the evo but new enough so its more than a bigger version.
User avatar #44 - Jewssassin (10/03/2013) [-]
When did I ever say you have to like new things? Right, never. Before you make more stupid assumptions based off my comment Im saying the only reason you're hating it is because its new.

" Fennekin evo looks like they just made the ear hair longer and stuck it in a robe"
Charmealon was just Charmander but taller and a different shade of red but I dont think you cared when it was released. You were (most likely) a kid, and pokemon is a kids game after all.
Also I dont know the names of the new gen, I really dont care because I dont play pokemon any more, but honestly this gen doesnt look as bad as the last one.
User avatar #69 - makejuicebro (10/03/2013) [-]
when i said i didnt like the new evo
User avatar #72 - Jewssassin (10/03/2013) [-]
" I say they look retarded" right there.
User avatar #76 - makejuicebro (10/03/2013) [-]
I was replying to "when did i say you have to like new things" I didnt say, when did i say i didnt like the new evo
User avatar #78 - Jewssassin (10/03/2013) [-]
You're right, I miss read, but I dont understand what you meant in comment # 69
User avatar #68 - makejuicebro (10/03/2013) [-]
I see your point but i disagree charmeleon looked similar, enough to know its a charmander evo but more fierce with the claws, extended snout and a horn and was to prep for chairizaed so the change was out of nowhere, unlike oshawatt and his final and now chespin
#40 - donpromillo (10/03/2013) [-]
No, because they really look stupid. WTF is this shit? A Fox standing on two legs wearing a skirt, while fluffy wings shoot out of his ears??

Well... actually... that sounds kinda cool
#77 - generalwatergate (10/03/2013) [-]
if u think dats cool, you should see the others.
User avatar #42 - Jewssassin (10/03/2013) [-]
Sounds just about as stupid as a Lizard standing on two legs with his tail on fire.

The only ones I think are actually stupid are the ones like the twin icecream cone. That one might be alittle bit overboard.
#46 - donpromillo (10/03/2013) [-]
Dude, there was no need to bring Charmander into this... You just went way to far with that
User avatar #47 - Jewssassin (10/03/2013) [-]
Sounds like I went far enough to make my point. If you didnt like that comment you should check out my other one, #44
#65 - Its an on-going joke that a lot of people take way too serious… 10/02/2013 on Half Life 3 Confirmed 0
#51 - In the end, all the Rockstar divisions are owned by another Am… 10/02/2013 on Whats wrong, America? +2
#13 - Cut the fuel line? Really? They've already got open fuel likes… 10/01/2013 on Metal 0
#148 - Maybe ten years for the market to accept electric, but as… 09/29/2013 on Get it. 0
#13 - Well said my friend. 09/28/2013 on The Cobra +3
#12 - No but the can demand all my money or else it wont work. …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/28/2013 on The Cobra +3
#25 - pwnmissilereborn (09/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, but that's comparable to your wife getting a disease that will kill her unless you pay for the treatment.

You either fix it or it will die.

Car: 1
Woman: 0
#54 - Also the Chargers can only really get over 180 when they are t… 09/28/2013 on Get it. 0
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User avatar #22 - finni (07/10/2012) [-]
You got a badass username. Just wanted to let you know :)
#21 - omgitztom (03/08/2012) [-]
11/11
#20 - omgitztom (03/08/2012) [-]
10/11
#10 - NellieLovett (04/01/2011) [-]
YOUR AVATAR
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User avatar #6 to #5 - Jewssassin (02/16/2011) [-]
I never thumbed you down. That was other people. I deleted all but one or two of mine.
User avatar #7 to #6 - Donthavename (02/16/2011) [-]
Oh... *thumbs up*
User avatar #8 to #7 - Donthavename (02/16/2011) [-]
:\ cant thumb up profile comments...
User avatar #9 to #8 - Jewssassin (02/16/2011) [-]
Its alright. And the "Yeah." response wasnt sarcastic. I was acknowledging that you saw what it said.
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#1 - bobJML (01/09/2011) [-]
Damn you and your pop tart avatar for making me hungry for that specific flavor.
User avatar #2 to #1 - Jewssassin (01/09/2011) [-]
Glad to see I can be of assistance.
#4 to #2 - bobJML (01/09/2011) [-]
Grrr...
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