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- Good thing thats a fake fun cause she has zero trigger discipline.
Wiexc Woseembic Foffimemro
Maybe that's why she's showing no trigger discipline
I highly doubt that. I still have good trigger discipline and muzzle control with my airsoft guns (y'know, when I'm not shooting people with them), because it's a habit.
Thats some cringy shit you just said, lose 200 pounds and gp talk to a girl sometime
Nice try, but I'm already married.
What's your excuse?
Possibly, but that's you. I know plenty of people that have perfect trigger discipline and muzzle control when holding an actual gun but don't give much a fuck when it's fake. Who knows which category this chick falls in
Then your friends need to work on their trigger discipline. It's easy to be complacent if you don't treat every gun-shaped thing the same, and it only takes one mistake to hurt or kill someone.
But hey, there's only like 17,000 injures and 600 deaths a year from accidental discharge. I'm sure they'll be fine.
No they don't dude. There is an immense amount of difference between a fake gun and a real one, and them treating something that is not a gun like it is not a gun, which it is not, won't make them suddenly forget how to handle the real thing and start accidentally shooting shit
Kay dude, it's not my ass.
It does make me sad to find out she was only pretending to have fun.
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Thank you. Same for me
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happens to me more then I'd...
You can't tell me those smells are pleasing....may be you're just used to them... cause I don't buy your girlfriend smelling fine for a second...and the girls I sleep with take showers and put on perfume and everything (what can I say, I like'em classy) but after rigorous fucking the sweaty moist smell...it's just irritating and not just the cuddling it's the thought of sharing a bed that's just awful.....I enjoy cuddling but after that they have to sleep somewhere else because I like my space.....all I see is a bunch of kids on this site bitching about not having a gf and all I'm saying is that it's over rated....go out with the boys have fun, dress nicely, not to impress because you like feeling good....and stop putting the pussy on a pedestal....I've had this thing going with one girl for an year now and shit you not I only call her over when I need sex and that's all she wants from me as well, I sleep with other women as well but this is just a thing I can do anytime I want and we're both happy in this arrangement....like why are guys so stressed about this shit??...My only piece of advice is to not try ad impress a girl and to do what you want and believe me girls like that and even if you do get laid, don't make such a big deal out of it just focus on more important things in your life, be productive, achieve your goals....why are you so hellbent on romanticizing relationships, that's just crazy talk.
Like I said, some people are attracted by others smells because of pheromones given off. It has something to do with differing immune systems attract to produce an offspring with a stronger immune system.
Yeah, a lot of people need to learn that not every girl is going to be someone you actually want to spend time with, and I've slept with girls that I didnt find all that amazing or nice smelling but I just wanted sex. But with my current girlfriend it is different. It felt different from the very start of things, unlike the other girls.
Until I was 21 I have never had a committed relationship with a woman in my life, but now Ive been happily with one girl for over a year.
If you dont want to have a committed relationship with someone, thats totally fine, but honestly man a lot of people like having a relationship
In my relationship, we both push and help each other do things we want to do. We help each other achieve those life goals we want
Okay so you've been in an year long relationship ever since you turned 21 so I'm guessing you're 22 now...bro I'm 24 and have been through all of this...Each and every one of them feel different it's because it's different people, it's nothing special. Dude I've been in long term relationships and can safely say that it turns from "She's an angel" to "That Cunt" real quick....Believe me, your relationship is not going to last, I can bet my bottom dollar on it.....So save yourself some heart ache and be a little practical about this....relationships are compromise, especially long term ones....and compromise hinders growth so I don't buy the whole "We make each other better" excuse...what you can say is that "You think you make each other better" but what you're actually doing is being dependent which is a big NO NO in my book....Let me tell you a story about what happens when you get into a grown up situation...So there's this girl, Swedish blonde, living in Spain, absolutely gorgeous and amazing personality, we've had a thing for each other for an year now and have even hooked up a few times and every time we call it a mistake and move on. Now you might wonder, what's stopping you from being together....She lives in Spain and I'm an international studying in Hungary, the fact is that for this is to work out I have to move to Spain because she can't stand Hungary....and in order from me to do that I'll have to take a semester off which means that I'll be graduating a semester later and that I'll have to give up some of my credits because they are not recognized by any Spanish University......this is called compromise that I am not willing to make...So I told her straight that that's not gonna happen....Now just to put things into perspective...I might have never have known love but if there is such a thing I have that feeling for her....I hurt if she's hurt and she feels the same, she is my emotional rock and I am hers...she was in the hospital a few weeks ago, while she was visiting and I stayed awake all night by her side even though I told her that I was gonna go home just because I knew she would never fall asleep with me there and would keep talking and this was all during my exam period....and even though it was a safe procedure I was scared to death, like I've never been.This is without a doubt the best person I have ever known Funny, Talented, Smart , Beautiful and an aura that just lights up every place she goes to......Now that being said there is too much compromise involved and we just can't and I'm completely fine with this decision, I'm gonna go visit her Spain and she's gonna come visit me and we're completely fine with this arrangement......Dude I know that even though this feels like that she might be "THE ONE" I also understand that I am young and that eventually this feeling will pass.....My problem is, why would anyone ever want this kind of baggage and romanticizing it is even more ridiculous.....Not all of it is cute stuff like her wearing your shirt and making breakfast together in the morning, a lot of it is just adjusting to situations and a whole bunch of fucking fighting and you have to be a man about things you can't just be subservient, which I'm imagining most of the guys on this site would be because it makes you look weak and not at all attractive. If you want a relationship, go get one but make sure you're ready for the good with the bad and seriously from my experience , the bad just isn't worth it.
Sounds like a hard situation man. You're right, Im 22, you're 24, and I've met married man, and multiple times divorced men in their 40'a and 50's that told me to never fall in love and just screw anything with tits that moves. Well I wanted a relationship. Dont know why, I dont have a great reason other then I've been feeling better about my self ever since I've gotten in this relationship.I definitely want to be a better person just for her sake.
Also you need to back off with you're "grown up situation" talk. That is your situation, not something you should be using to patronize my affections for my girlfriend with. You're situation involves long distance, my involves a child. We both have difficult situations to deal with that make seeing our women hard.
When I voiced my concerns to my best friend, she told me to grow up and take a chance, and thats what I did and Im glad I've done it a year later.
It sounds like you and your women are trying to have an actual relationship and you're spending your time and money to see her. Stop being so cynical about things, take your chance and shoot for your relationship which you are already building.
I wasn't being patronizing, I wasn't trying to at least, your situation might involve a baby but all I'm saying is don't become too dependent...just a word of advice, take it or leave it...I've lived my life by the book and have tried to be as realistic about situations as possible and I've told my girl already that if she's all in then I'm all in as well, even though I know better because I've been all in before and it hurt like hell but I also understand her POV as well which is that if she wants to complete her studies as a vet she has to focus more on school work and less on this crap...in other words the less drama the better it is for the both of us....She's gonna visit me in August and we're gonna bang like rabbits but do I expect anything afterwards ....No....I have to understand her situation as well....it's not about taking a chance it's about understanding my situation and acting accordingly....Dude if you're happy with this girl...fine...My opinion should not interfere with your emotions....but I'm also one of those people who actually gives a fuck about people but doesn't give a fuck about what people think of me so that's why I'm gonna give you some advice, take it or leave it....Don't put yourself in a situation in which you don't know what you're doing, that is an easy way of getting hurt....Now I am a believer in people learning for themselves and as far as life is concerned you can't really learn from someone else's experiences so if things ever do go south and I hope they never do but if they do...be sure you're strong enough to get through it and from what I've read now, you seem like the kind of person who's confident in what he's saying and isn't afraid to voice his opinion so you should be strong enough as it is....Cheers bro and hey if you're ever in Budapest or something hit me up and we'll grab a beer or something
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