Jewssassin

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Date Signed Up:8/11/2010
Last Login:1/28/2015
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Comment Ranking:#15822
Highest Content Rank:#9725
Highest Comment Rank:#1913
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Comment Level Progress: 24% (24/100)
Level 264 Comments: Pure Win → Level 265 Comments: Pure Win
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Content Views:14884
Times Content Favorited:7 times
Total Comments Made:3426
FJ Points:6590

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#34 - I wish I could do that, looks like so much fun. 01/25/2014 on I'm a ship, I do what I want. 0
#96 - Still more then what you or I have accomplished.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/24/2014 on Coolest motherfucker around 0
User avatar #98 - kevinipples (01/24/2014) [-]
true. considering i'm a junior in high school who could never live up to playing for any big name band. it's just perspective
#38 - My father used to call me Richard Cranium when I was a smart ass. 01/22/2014 on feels 0
#113 - Pretty sure you're right. 01/18/2014 on Arrogance 0
#1196 - Glad to see you're back, Tardaasa.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2014 on tardaasa's profile 0
User avatar #1224 - tardaasa (01/19/2014) [-]
THanks
#67 - As another straight man, I'd have to disagree. I find Chris He…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/16/2014 on Irony 0
User avatar #114 - Zydratejunkie (01/16/2014) [-]
It's the pretty green eyes, most of the internet isn't over their Harry Potter phase yet, and he has dark hair and green eyes, you know, like Harry Potter.
User avatar #72 - schneidend (01/16/2014) [-]
Chris makes bitches drenched, make no mistake, but he's not as cheeky or weird as Tom.
User avatar #107 - capslockrage (01/16/2014) [-]
Cheeky and weird is just annoying.
User avatar #108 - schneidend (01/16/2014) [-]
But also much more likely to get snapped up by the Internet.
User avatar #123 - riathewolf (01/16/2014) [-]
No, it's because he's a gentleman and an all around sweetheart.
#300 - So Senpai is a term of endearment, right? What would be th…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/16/2014 on Do you want? 0
User avatar #302 - minecraftlamer (01/16/2014) [-]
upperclasmen
#22 - Sounds like me in 10 years. 01/13/2014 on THE MOUNTAIN JEW 0
#223 - Man I live with both. Back when the country tried to switch bu… 01/12/2014 on Seriously though, metric,... 0
#220 - 11.43mm actually. Damn casuals. 01/12/2014 on Seriously though, metric,... 0
#32 - I dont care if you made it up, that **** was funny.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2014 on Fun Facts Comp -1
#33 - infinitereaper (01/11/2014) [-]
Glad you enjoyed it.
#25 - The reason it was outlawed was because lumber companies lobbie…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2014 on every fat bitch has an opinion +2
User avatar #32 - Einsty (01/11/2014) [-]
Well, I stand corrected.
#52 - Yes it does. 01/08/2014 on The Canadians are at it... 0
#97 - Yeah, I was wrong. Must of been thinking of something else tha…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2014 on Wouldn't want anyone to forget 0
#107 - anonymous (01/03/2014) [-]
9/11 was an inside job
#92 - WW1 was fought from 1911 to 1918.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/03/2014 on Wouldn't want anyone to forget 0
User avatar #93 - tonkkax (01/03/2014) [-]
I thought it began in 1914.
User avatar #97 - Jewssassin (01/03/2014) [-]
Yeah, I was wrong. Must of been thinking of something else that happened in 1911.
#107 - anonymous (01/03/2014) [-]
9/11 was an inside job
User avatar #95 - tonkkax (01/03/2014) [-]
Wikipedia says it began on 28th of July 1914
#52 - U.S. based Toyota technician here. Most states one a … 12/27/2013 on ''' Murricaaa +1
#80 - This is only assuming they used gas chambers. They didnt, they… 12/27/2013 on FJ on Omegle -1
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#2 - Thats because its a MiG. 12/26/2013 on the feeling when you finish... +2
#12 - Thats probably because she is in a hot an uncomfortable suit, … 12/26/2013 on 360°, a circle +11
#4 - That would be a start but I mean everything. Voice, speech, em…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/25/2013 on Yeah... That's me +6
#15 - anonymous (12/26/2013) [-]
ur a faget
there i saved you the trouble
#5 - johnnybing (12/25/2013) [-]
That's a bit harder.

For someone to do the following you would likely have to pay them ^^

Instal a skypespy on your computer so another person can listen and read/hear everything you do.
And install a camspy and let them watch that too.

It would still only be the you "at computer" but I think this would be the "easiest" way that wouldn't involve hiring someone to really spy on you.....
#2 - I've honestly always wanted to know how another person would u…  [+] (14 new replies) 12/25/2013 on Yeah... That's me +51
#24 - Lambda (12/26/2013) [-]
I've often wondered that too. Then a friend sent me this which he says, "sounds like something you would say and do". So I guess that says something.
I admit, I have once used an improvised flamethrower to clear snow. But it didn't work, the snow melted and the water then froze and it was worse than it was before.
User avatar #23 - crimsontyyde (12/26/2013) [-]
Ask a bud. The one who's BASICALLY your brother, they know you well enough that they call you out on everything, They'll rip you to shreds.
#18 - Pompano has deleted their comment.
#13 - anonymous (12/26/2013) [-]
ur a faget. theres your answer.
User avatar #10 - studsper (12/26/2013) [-]
When my friends describe me they make my name into an adjective. Like "Davidy" or "Willamy".
"Thats so Davidy!" Every fucking time I open my mouth. And they can't describe it in any other way.
User avatar #6 - XzipitX (12/26/2013) [-]
email me a video of yourself talking and doing "you" things and i'll write a short descriptive story about you. it's not creepy because i have a literary/journalism degree....right?
User avatar #7 - nought (12/26/2013) [-]
literary/journalism degree
what a creep
User avatar #8 - XzipitX (12/26/2013) [-]
i have a criminology degree with a major in criminal psychology too, so i'm also a serial killer.
#12 - rockstarownage (12/26/2013) [-]
so.....does that mean i can send you a few dead bodies
User avatar #19 - XzipitX (12/26/2013) [-]
i'm not gonna say no to a few free cadavers.
#3 - johnnybing (12/25/2013) [-]
Ask some random on the internet to read some of your comments on either funnyjunk or facebook.

They dont know you and dont really care if they hurt your feelings or not.
User avatar #4 - Jewssassin (12/25/2013) [-]
That would be a start but I mean everything. Voice, speech, emotions, facial expressions, ect.
Tis a difficult task.
#15 - anonymous (12/26/2013) [-]
ur a faget
there i saved you the trouble
#5 - johnnybing (12/25/2013) [-]
That's a bit harder.

For someone to do the following you would likely have to pay them ^^

Instal a skypespy on your computer so another person can listen and read/hear everything you do.
And install a camspy and let them watch that too.

It would still only be the you "at computer" but I think this would be the "easiest" way that wouldn't involve hiring someone to really spy on you.....
#7 - Yeah but burqa girl made a sweet burn and thats all Im here for. 12/25/2013 on ooooOOOOOooooo +63
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User avatar #22 - finni (07/10/2012) [-]
You got a badass username. Just wanted to let you know :)
#21 - omgitztom (03/08/2012) [-]
11/11
#20 - omgitztom (03/08/2012) [-]
10/11
#10 - NellieLovett (04/01/2011) [-]
YOUR AVATAR
#5 - Donthavename has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #6 to #5 - Jewssassin (02/16/2011) [-]
I never thumbed you down. That was other people. I deleted all but one or two of mine.
User avatar #7 to #6 - Donthavename (02/16/2011) [-]
Oh... *thumbs up*
User avatar #8 to #7 - Donthavename (02/16/2011) [-]
:\ cant thumb up profile comments...
User avatar #9 to #8 - Jewssassin (02/16/2011) [-]
Its alright. And the "Yeah." response wasnt sarcastic. I was acknowledging that you saw what it said.
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#1 - bobJML (01/09/2011) [-]
Damn you and your pop tart avatar for making me hungry for that specific flavor.
User avatar #2 to #1 - Jewssassin (01/09/2011) [-]
Glad to see I can be of assistance.
#4 to #2 - bobJML (01/09/2011) [-]
Grrr...
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