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#3 - Comment deleted  [+] (6 new replies) 12/26/2013 on (untitled) +8
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#2 - Thats because its a MiG. 12/26/2013 on the feeling when you finish... +2
#12 - Thats probably because she is in a hot an uncomfortable suit, … 12/26/2013 on 360°, a circle +11
#4 - That would be a start but I mean everything. Voice, speech, em…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/25/2013 on Yeah... That's me +6
#15 - anonymous (12/26/2013) [-]
ur a faget
there i saved you the trouble
#5 - johnnybing (12/25/2013) [-]
That's a bit harder.

For someone to do the following you would likely have to pay them ^^

Instal a skypespy on your computer so another person can listen and read/hear everything you do.
And install a camspy and let them watch that too.

It would still only be the you "at computer" but I think this would be the "easiest" way that wouldn't involve hiring someone to really spy on you.....
#2 - I've honestly always wanted to know how another person would u…  [+] (14 new replies) 12/25/2013 on Yeah... That's me +51
#24 - Lambda (12/26/2013) [-]
I've often wondered that too. Then a friend sent me this which he says, "sounds like something you would say and do". So I guess that says something.
I admit, I have once used an improvised flamethrower to clear snow. But it didn't work, the snow melted and the water then froze and it was worse than it was before.
User avatar #23 - crimsontyyde (12/26/2013) [-]
Ask a bud. The one who's BASICALLY your brother, they know you well enough that they call you out on everything, They'll rip you to shreds.
#18 - Pompano has deleted their comment.
#13 - anonymous (12/26/2013) [-]
ur a faget. theres your answer.
User avatar #10 - studsper (12/26/2013) [-]
When my friends describe me they make my name into an adjective. Like "Davidy" or "Willamy".
"Thats so Davidy!" Every fucking time I open my mouth. And they can't describe it in any other way.
User avatar #6 - XzipitX (12/26/2013) [-]
email me a video of yourself talking and doing "you" things and i'll write a short descriptive story about you. it's not creepy because i have a literary/journalism degree....right?
User avatar #7 - nought (12/26/2013) [-]
literary/journalism degree
what a creep
User avatar #8 - XzipitX (12/26/2013) [-]
i have a criminology degree with a major in criminal psychology too, so i'm also a serial killer.
#12 - rockstarownage (12/26/2013) [-]
so.....does that mean i can send you a few dead bodies
User avatar #19 - XzipitX (12/26/2013) [-]
i'm not gonna say no to a few free cadavers.
#3 - johnnybing (12/25/2013) [-]
Ask some random on the internet to read some of your comments on either funnyjunk or facebook.

They dont know you and dont really care if they hurt your feelings or not.
User avatar #4 - Jewssassin (12/25/2013) [-]
That would be a start but I mean everything. Voice, speech, emotions, facial expressions, ect.
Tis a difficult task.
#15 - anonymous (12/26/2013) [-]
ur a faget
there i saved you the trouble
#5 - johnnybing (12/25/2013) [-]
That's a bit harder.

For someone to do the following you would likely have to pay them ^^

Instal a skypespy on your computer so another person can listen and read/hear everything you do.
And install a camspy and let them watch that too.

It would still only be the you "at computer" but I think this would be the "easiest" way that wouldn't involve hiring someone to really spy on you.....
#7 - Yeah but burqa girl made a sweet burn and thats all Im here for. 12/25/2013 on ooooOOOOOooooo +63
#6 - Do you know the source?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/25/2013 on ooooOOOOOooooo 0
#51 - tittentei (12/26/2013) [-]
Of course this wasn't real. This is just the new way of argumenting. Look at added picture.
User avatar #39 - instalation (12/26/2013) [-]
Content.
#50 - As a mechanic I can conform this.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/24/2013 on It happened!! +1
User avatar #55 - childofnephilim (12/24/2013) [-]
Not sure if engineer verifying information but misspelling a word... or engineer verifying information and making a very good joke.
#207 - Damn, thats pretty harsh.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2013 on Fallout Boy +5
User avatar #210 - catburglarpenis (12/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, turns out being in the military isn't a fucking joke. Weird how that turns out.
#153 - He did, and so do I. 12/19/2013 on WAHAHAHAHA time for tanks! +1
#27 - Im about to teach you things that you dont care about, mother …  [+] (6 new replies) 12/18/2013 on WAHAHAHAHA time for tanks! +22
#94 - anonymous (12/18/2013) [-]
45 mm would be a extremely BIG bullet.

like more than double of
<---that one
User avatar #104 - wotterpatch (12/18/2013) [-]
DOT45mm
not 45
So one half of a MM
#84 - lifesavers (12/18/2013) [-]
Naw, I think he actually meant .45 mm.
User avatar #76 - philyphan (12/18/2013) [-]
I think he means the bullet
User avatar #153 - Jewssassin (12/19/2013) [-]
He did, and so do I.
User avatar #28 - clonedcommando (12/18/2013) [-]
hmm, well thanks for telling me that, I did not know!
#111 - Yeah but was she a racist? 12/17/2013 on Hey wait. 0
#18 - Im pretty sure Im addicted to masturbating. Its really hard (l…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/12/2013 on Such self control +4
#43 - kombee (12/12/2013) [-]
Don't worry too much about it. If you feel like stopping it, just try to do your best. Eat a healthy amount and if you can try to occupy your time with something you really like to do. Wether it being video games, drawing, exercising, whatever. If you ever feel like you're too tired or bored to do an activity, like playing games, but you're mind still fancies a fap, try to do the activity anyway. Trust me, you'll usually not regret it, and feel good afterwards. Our minds have a habit of tricking us into thinking we don't want anything but the stimuli of masturbating sometimes.
#34 - xathos (12/12/2013) [-]
dude, some people do it like 3 times a day. you're normal. we're all just horny motherfuckers.
luckily for me I have a smokin' hot fiancee and we tend to one another quite well so i dont fap
User avatar #33 - hydromatic (12/12/2013) [-]
That's pretty normal i think. I rarely go 2-3 days without doing it.
#26 - anonymous (12/12/2013) [-]
I usually have more trouble avoiding it when I'm stressed, even though it does nothing to relieve that stress.
#20 - anonymous (12/12/2013) [-]
Unless you put it above your priorities, there's not really a problem with that. A lot of guys fap daily.
#30 - mizizzy (12/12/2013) [-]
"guys"
#135 - Since when have we started pretending that British crime rates… 12/11/2013 on 'Murica +2
#85 - Leaf blowers are great for drying off your car after you wash it. 12/08/2013 on It does everything 0
#44 - They do use radar when on the move, sometimes but not all the …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/03/2013 on Pull it over! 0
User avatar #58 - alucardhell (12/03/2013) [-]
Depending on how well funded the cops are, different cities have more money to give to the cops through taxes, there are radar system that sit on the dash next to the camera and just constantly read out the relative speed difference between the cop and the car the radar is pointing at.
User avatar #47 - scoobi (12/03/2013) [-]
True. Usually they don't do that but you never know
#252 - Not one source has said it was his car and not one source says…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2013 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #255 - taintedangel (12/02/2013) [-]
I was throwing out an idea that the publicity stunt was to happen later, but he died in the car crash before they could do it and it mucked up the plan.
#249 - Then why not say that instead of saying it was a hoax?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/02/2013 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #250 - taintedangel (12/02/2013) [-]
Maybe they planned a death hoax (him crashing his car) as a publicity stunt, then he ACTUALLY died by accident?
User avatar #252 - Jewssassin (12/02/2013) [-]
Not one source has said it was his car and not one source says he was driving. You have no idea what you're talking about, do you?
User avatar #255 - taintedangel (12/02/2013) [-]
I was throwing out an idea that the publicity stunt was to happen later, but he died in the car crash before they could do it and it mucked up the plan.
#242 - So the examiner has two articles, both dated yesterday. One sa…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/02/2013 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #246 - taintedangel (12/02/2013) [-]
Likely it was found that he was still alive in a hospital in critical then died shortly after that.
User avatar #249 - Jewssassin (12/02/2013) [-]
Then why not say that instead of saying it was a hoax?
User avatar #250 - taintedangel (12/02/2013) [-]
Maybe they planned a death hoax (him crashing his car) as a publicity stunt, then he ACTUALLY died by accident?
User avatar #252 - Jewssassin (12/02/2013) [-]
Not one source has said it was his car and not one source says he was driving. You have no idea what you're talking about, do you?
User avatar #255 - taintedangel (12/02/2013) [-]
I was throwing out an idea that the publicity stunt was to happen later, but he died in the car crash before they could do it and it mucked up the plan.
User avatar #245 - bubblestheimpaler (12/02/2013) [-]
Fair enough. I didn't personally know him so it's not worth the research.
#95 - Shutup and swallow your pride goddammit. 12/01/2013 on Feels +12
#21 - Well you have nothing to worry about. Admin is like a teenager…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2013 on Admin left 0
#22 - huntergriff (11/23/2013) [-]
#17 - LOL! You havent been here long, have you?  [+] (3 new replies) 11/23/2013 on Admin left 0
User avatar #20 - huntergriff (11/23/2013) [-]
to be fair, I have not. >.> actually i've been here a year.
User avatar #21 - Jewssassin (11/23/2013) [-]
Well you have nothing to worry about. Admin is like a teenager, he sometimes gets mad and storms off but eventually comes back after pretending not to care.
Last time he did this he put someone with the user name "The Designer" in charge, which may or may not have been him anyway.
#22 - huntergriff (11/23/2013) [-]
#26 - I honestly thought Dreadd tried to be too over the top and fai… 11/21/2013 on Bored? Have Netflix? 0
#29 - Actually OP answered those questions lower down. 11/20/2013 on (untitled) 0
#28 - Maybe a day care, school or doctors office, to pick up their k…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2013 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #29 - Jewssassin (11/20/2013) [-]
Actually OP answered those questions lower down.
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User avatar #22 - finni (07/10/2012) [-]
You got a badass username. Just wanted to let you know :)
#21 - omgitztom (03/08/2012) [-]
11/11
#20 - omgitztom (03/08/2012) [-]
10/11
#10 - NellieLovett (04/01/2011) [-]
YOUR AVATAR
#5 - Donthavename has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #6 to #5 - Jewssassin (02/16/2011) [-]
I never thumbed you down. That was other people. I deleted all but one or two of mine.
User avatar #7 to #6 - Donthavename (02/16/2011) [-]
Oh... *thumbs up*
User avatar #8 to #7 - Donthavename (02/16/2011) [-]
:\ cant thumb up profile comments...
User avatar #9 to #8 - Jewssassin (02/16/2011) [-]
Its alright. And the "Yeah." response wasnt sarcastic. I was acknowledging that you saw what it said.
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#1 - bobJML (01/09/2011) [-]
Damn you and your pop tart avatar for making me hungry for that specific flavor.
User avatar #2 to #1 - Jewssassin (01/09/2011) [-]
Glad to see I can be of assistance.
#4 to #2 - bobJML (01/09/2011) [-]
Grrr...
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