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Date Signed Up:8/11/2010
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#59 - Thanks for the input, anon. but quantity doesnt beat quality i… 03/06/2011 on Uncle Jenn 0
#55 - It needs to be face palmyer.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/06/2011 on Uncle Jenn +1
#58 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/06/2011) [-]
User avatar #59 - Jewssassin (03/06/2011) [-]
Thanks for the input, anon. but quantity doesnt beat quality in this case. I need the most epic face palm pic ever. Its gonna need guns, tits, explosions and probably some sort of star to express this persons failure.
#48 - I dont think there is a reaction pic that can show how I feel …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/06/2011 on Uncle Jenn +4
#54 - agx (03/06/2011) [-]
User avatar #55 - Jewssassin (03/06/2011) [-]
It needs to be face palmyer.
#58 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/06/2011) [-]
User avatar #59 - Jewssassin (03/06/2011) [-]
Thanks for the input, anon. but quantity doesnt beat quality in this case. I need the most epic face palm pic ever. Its gonna need guns, tits, explosions and probably some sort of star to express this persons failure.
#269 - Jokes old and used by everyone. Yes what we did was wrong … 03/06/2011 on are you kidding me? 0
#926 - They all have enough nukes to destroy us if we didnt have our … 03/06/2011 on Come At Me Bro! -1
#925 - Never seen anything other then the beginning of that movie. 03/06/2011 on Come At Me Bro! 0
#42 - Well then he is going to be making alot more...I wish I got pa… 03/05/2011 on IT CAN WAIT +4
#197 - Hes a bad ass mother ****** that gets 2 million a…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2011 on and read the description +1
User avatar #203 - Eventually (03/05/2011) [-]
Never interviewed with a joint...he's actually passed drug tests taken right after interviews. Hero-worthy nonetheless
#193 - Being a hipster is mainstream... 03/05/2011 on and read the description -1
#914 - First off...India? What did we do to them? Second, you do know…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/05/2011 on Come At Me Bro! 0
User avatar #920 - Crusader (03/06/2011) [-]
Obviously, but if they wanted to they all have enough nukes that the USA could be destroyed, and then the USA would launch nukes back, so they would not be able to see any other effects.
User avatar #926 - Jewssassin (03/06/2011) [-]
They all have enough nukes to destroy us if we didnt have our safety measures. There is a reason we have them. And we probably wouldnt launch nukes back. As in plural. Maybe one, but we know the side effects and wouldnt use them if it was completely necessary. Like if they crafty Russians attacked.
User avatar #915 - BrotherDeath (03/05/2011) [-]
I saw The Sum Of All Fear as well. bit of a meh film
User avatar #925 - Jewssassin (03/06/2011) [-]
Never seen anything other then the beginning of that movie.
#641 - Actually I just looked it up. They are still producing more an…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2011 on Come At Me Bro! 0
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#628 - Also what about the F-35? They are building those and are set … 03/05/2011 on Come At Me Bro! 0
#615 - F-22s? I thought the first ever production one rolled off the … 03/05/2011 on Come At Me Bro! 0
#612 - Metal storm works on the principal that all the rounds our loa… 03/05/2011 on Come At Me Bro! 0
#607 - When? And there are production ones. I think there are 6 or 8 …  [+] (5 new replies) 03/05/2011 on Come At Me Bro! 0
User avatar #611 - chunkypuffscereal (03/05/2011) [-]
Production was stopped in the early 90s. We don't utilize stealth fighters in combat anymore.
User avatar #641 - Jewssassin (03/05/2011) [-]
Actually I just looked it up. They are still producing more and it is currently in service. They arent making many more but with that kind of plane they dont need too much more.
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User avatar #628 - Jewssassin (03/05/2011) [-]
Also what about the F-35? They are building those and are set for combat in the next ten years or so.
User avatar #615 - Jewssassin (03/05/2011) [-]
F-22s? I thought the first ever production one rolled off the assembly line in '02. I know the Warthog has been stopped. I dont know about the other combat planes. Im pretty sure F-18s have stopped on account that none have ever been shot down.
#599 - If your talking about the metal storm multi barreled pistol, i…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/05/2011 on Come At Me Bro! 0
#605 - asilaysniping (03/05/2011) [-]
No this one is just a singular barrel, and i sware it has a clip, i'm gonna go research it, your most likely right.
User avatar #612 - Jewssassin (03/05/2011) [-]
Metal storm works on the principal that all the rounds our loaded down the barrel and electronic signals fire ignite the small explosive behind the bullet. Its not even a cartage I believe. It still has a handle but metal storm guns doesnt have mags.
#595 - No. Because no one trusts their government enough to have nuke… 03/05/2011 on Come At Me Bro! 0
#587 - Those guns might has an impressive fire rate but most of them …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/05/2011 on Come At Me Bro! 0
#593 - asilaysniping (03/05/2011) [-]
I completely agree, however its a great anti-missle system, not to mention the Machine Pistol can fire 3 shots before the recoil kicks in, so the clip is going to have to be preety long to have an adequate amount of ammunition being held.
User avatar #599 - Jewssassin (03/05/2011) [-]
If your talking about the metal storm multi barreled pistol, it doesnt have a mag. They are loaded in the barrel like other metal storm guns. And metal storm has good anti-light armor capabilities also.
#605 - asilaysniping (03/05/2011) [-]
No this one is just a singular barrel, and i sware it has a clip, i'm gonna go research it, your most likely right.
User avatar #612 - Jewssassin (03/05/2011) [-]
Metal storm works on the principal that all the rounds our loaded down the barrel and electronic signals fire ignite the small explosive behind the bullet. Its not even a cartage I believe. It still has a handle but metal storm guns doesnt have mags.
#585 - I know little about the J-20. But I do have to say the F-22 is…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/05/2011 on Come At Me Bro! 0
User avatar #600 - chunkypuffscereal (03/05/2011) [-]
The F-22's production was stopped.
User avatar #607 - Jewssassin (03/05/2011) [-]
When? And there are production ones. I think there are 6 or 8 at an air force base in Virginia. I live in Maryland, more importantly Baltimore. So if we get invaded, after D.C. we will be the next priority to be held on account of us being a port city.
User avatar #611 - chunkypuffscereal (03/05/2011) [-]
Production was stopped in the early 90s. We don't utilize stealth fighters in combat anymore.
User avatar #641 - Jewssassin (03/05/2011) [-]
Actually I just looked it up. They are still producing more and it is currently in service. They arent making many more but with that kind of plane they dont need too much more.
#902 - chunkypuffscereal has deleted their comment.
User avatar #628 - Jewssassin (03/05/2011) [-]
Also what about the F-35? They are building those and are set for combat in the next ten years or so.
User avatar #615 - Jewssassin (03/05/2011) [-]
F-22s? I thought the first ever production one rolled off the assembly line in '02. I know the Warthog has been stopped. I dont know about the other combat planes. Im pretty sure F-18s have stopped on account that none have ever been shot down.
#580 - Yes we have all seen that repost also. 03/05/2011 on Come At Me Bro! +9
#579 - I see that as a flying failure. As awesome as it sounds, it wi… 03/05/2011 on Come At Me Bro! -1
#374 - I've need most of these before. On other years... 03/05/2011 on Darwin Awards 2010 -1
#370 - Hes friends might of said that. 03/05/2011 on Darwin Awards 2010 0
#297 - OH GOD! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! 03/03/2011 on Dancing Lobsters 0
#604 - When I get really really old, Im going to go into small conven… 03/02/2011 on Epic Comp 15 0
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User avatar #22 - finni (07/10/2012) [-]
You got a badass username. Just wanted to let you know :)
#21 - omgitztom (03/08/2012) [-]
11/11
#20 - omgitztom (03/08/2012) [-]
10/11
#10 - NellieLovett (04/01/2011) [-]
YOUR AVATAR
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User avatar #6 to #5 - Jewssassin (02/16/2011) [-]
I never thumbed you down. That was other people. I deleted all but one or two of mine.
User avatar #7 to #6 - Donthavename (02/16/2011) [-]
Oh... *thumbs up*
User avatar #8 to #7 - Donthavename (02/16/2011) [-]
:\ cant thumb up profile comments...
User avatar #9 to #8 - Jewssassin (02/16/2011) [-]
Its alright. And the "Yeah." response wasnt sarcastic. I was acknowledging that you saw what it said.
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#1 - bobJML (01/09/2011) [-]
Damn you and your pop tart avatar for making me hungry for that specific flavor.
User avatar #2 to #1 - Jewssassin (01/09/2011) [-]
Glad to see I can be of assistance.
#4 to #2 - bobJML (01/09/2011) [-]
Grrr...
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