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Date Signed Up:8/08/2010
Last Login:3/23/2014
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Level 212 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Content: Comedic Genius
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Level 289 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 290 Comments: Post Master
Subscribers:49
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Total Comments Made:2838
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#2 - I freeze my Reeces cups before I eat them to ensure my cup is …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/15/2010 on worst thing ever -3
#4 - Applecracker (11/15/2010) [-]
i bought a whole bag cant wait 20 minutes for a whole bag
User avatar #6 - Son of a glitch (11/15/2010) [-]
HA HA!
I DON'T EAT REESES BECAUSE I'M ALLERGIC TO PEANUTS!
*Sunglasses*
*cheeks turn red*
*Sniff*
User avatar #9 - ILoveButter (11/15/2010) [-]
you do not even know what you're missing
#1 - Any Online Game: Ban anyone who hasn't not yet reached …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/15/2010 on cheat codes I wish existed +6
User avatar #2 - JNS (11/15/2010) [-]
win
#23 - After several hours of playng Legend of Zelda: Twilight Prince… 11/15/2010 on RC car +2
#55 - Oh **** , look at that pelvis. 11/15/2010 on Strange sexy calendar +13
#10 - I've always been a big fan of breast, from like six and up. Wh… 11/15/2010 on Tits and the male enjoyment... -1
#28 - Badass. i'll play that bitch a song on trombone. … 11/15/2010 on hot cross buns +3
#77 - I've yet to see an American comedian or infact any other natio…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/15/2010 on Great Britain Vs. USA -1
User avatar #85 - andriod (11/15/2010) [-]
oh no, i apologise.


i thought you meant that they only changed there accents.
yeah, seeing a dude crow would be kinda creepy. lol
#23 - I've mastered that ******* song on five **…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/15/2010 on hot cross buns +6
#71 - thatnerdyguy (11/15/2010) [-]
Amazing
#26 - Hamboyten has deleted their comment.
User avatar #28 - JesuschristofAZ (11/15/2010) [-]
Badass.

i'll play that bitch a song on trombone.

Bitches love trombone.
#27 - Commenterz (11/15/2010) [-]
Fuck yeah. Boners do it in 7 different positions.
User avatar #45 - soulfly (11/15/2010) [-]
dude i play trombone and i walked up to my band teacher put it in 7th pstion and said "I GOT A BIG Trom-BONER!"
User avatar #37 - AngryKartoffel (11/15/2010) [-]
And possibly 8.
#30 - Hamboyten has deleted their comment.
User avatar #43 - Rahmaniac (11/15/2010) [-]
I guess you could call that a

*puts on sunglasses*

Tromboner!

YYYEEEAAAHHH!!!!
#127 - Commenterz (11/15/2010) [-]
This is better... at our school, one of the tubas learned the Enzyte song and every football game we are winning during 4th quarter he plays it as a solo and all the trombones raise it into the air and then we say our cheer
"E-N-Z
Y-T-E
ENZYTE
YOU AND ME
SMILING BOB
HES OUR MAN
IF HE CANT DO IT
NO ONE CAN :D"
#65 - I think the US will always have better comedians than England,…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/15/2010 on Great Britain Vs. USA 0
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User avatar #77 - JesuschristofAZ (11/15/2010) [-]
I've yet to see an American comedian or infact any other nationality of comedian aside from british comedians, that randomly squawq and crow for humor. I don't know the specific comedians name but the next time I hear him i'll tell you who it is. He isn't the only british comedian that makes random noises for humor, but he is one of the most annoying and he sticks out the most. Don't think i'm hating on british humor by the way, i'm a big Monty Python fan aswell as a fan of Jon Oliver.
User avatar #85 - andriod (11/15/2010) [-]
oh no, i apologise.


i thought you meant that they only changed there accents.
yeah, seeing a dude crow would be kinda creepy. lol
#30 - Ehh, seems legit to me. 11/15/2010 on Both +7
#127 - Girl: Oh **** ! Guys i'm stuck! PLEASE HELP! … 11/15/2010 on Beats a snowman any day 0
#149 - Schools nowadays have their punishment priorities out of order…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/15/2010 on Middle School Fights +7
User avatar #159 - AnomynousUser (11/15/2010) [-]
I hate how in JROTC we can't fight...Sergeant's such a hard ass about that, and I really want to break that rule some times...
User avatar #161 - JesuschristofAZ (11/15/2010) [-]
Yeah it is bullshit, self defense is self defense plain and simple. My sarge told us we are just supposed to sit there and take it or run away or pin them down but that really isn't going to help if you're being ganged up on.
User avatar #163 - AnomynousUser (11/15/2010) [-]
I'd probably just sit there and take it anyway (I like being in that class way to much) unless they say something about my girl. If they say anything about her, I'll kick their ass all day and night long.
#1 - That son of a bitch only got her part two, 3 was far superior!… 11/12/2010 on B'aw christmas story +2
#2 - hjbmn 11/12/2010 on HJUYGTBVFR 0
#286 - One more thing, remember when they actually had prizes in cere… 11/11/2010 on Hey FJ Remember These? 0
#257 - General Mills doesn't make those anymore? **** YO… 11/11/2010 on Hey FJ Remember These? 0
#243 - *fairly 11/11/2010 on Hey FJ Remember These? -1
#241 - Well I wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder who stole my wonderball?…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2010 on Hey FJ Remember These? +1
User avatar #243 - JesuschristofAZ (11/11/2010) [-]
*fairly
#5 - I sure as hell wouldn't walk, maybe i'd have a bicycle near th… 11/11/2010 on funny random pics 0
#5 - There is always one... always ******* one! Some j… 11/11/2010 on ffffffffffffff 0
#3 - Now I wouldn't touch Carrie Fischer with a ten foot pole. 11/11/2010 on True +1
#2 - Incest=Wincest! Marty Mcfly in Back To The Future had t…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2010 on True +1
User avatar #3 - JesuschristofAZ (11/11/2010) [-]
Now I wouldn't touch Carrie Fischer with a ten foot pole.
#2 - They still ******* make those glow in the dark st… 11/11/2010 on Do FUCKING want 0
#2 - I think this is The Naked Gun but I don't know which one it is.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2010 on Nice beaver 0
User avatar #3 - Stilius (11/12/2010) [-]
yeah, naked gun. Epic movie
#10 - This Baww pic really hurt and made me cry, feels bad man. This… 11/11/2010 on Am I a fireman yet? worth... +5
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