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JesuschristofAZ  

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Date Signed Up:8/08/2010
Last Login:6/19/2013
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Comment Ranking:#6493
Highest Content Rank:#1344
Highest Comment Rank:#796
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Level 211 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 212 Content: Comedic Genius
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Level 283 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 284 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
Subscribers:51
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#22 - Holy shit that was adorable. 04/15/2013 on :O Dude wait here! 0
#22 - Fucking Danecockmencia motherfucker, stealing John Muhlaney jokes... 04/15/2013 on Ain't it the truth? 0
#52 - I'm a Suns fan (proud to say it, even after this abysmal seaso… 04/13/2013 on My finest moment... 0
#373 - In regards to #23. (I'm an autograph collector) 04/13/2013 on 100 wisest words... +4
#26 - F---- I'M NOT FALLING FOR THAT ONE AGAIN! 04/12/2013 on The Raid Redemption 0
#35 - You have a point with that depressing part, talking to girls w… 04/12/2013 on Potato 0
#33 - I'd do it for the story. If it was just some girl at my High S…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/11/2013 on Potato 0
#34 - akatsukipain (04/11/2013) [-]
even if i were desperate i still wouldnt fuck her........1. she dated sparkle sparkle gay man......2. shes a cheating whore.......3. shes really not that good looking.......i woulding even wanna be in the same room as her because shes just so damn depressing.......
User avatar #35 - JesuschristofAZ (04/12/2013) [-]
You have a point with that depressing part, talking to girls who can't maintain a conversation and have that terrible drone is the worst thing ever.
#31 - Nice! I saw the vids, fucking awesome!  [+] (4 new replies) 04/11/2013 on Potato 0
#32 - akatsukipain (04/11/2013) [-]
i wouldnt fuck her tho...........i cant look at a bitch that has the same facial expression that whole damn time
User avatar #33 - JesuschristofAZ (04/11/2013) [-]
I'd do it for the story. If it was just some girl at my High School minus the fame, I wouldn't fuck her. (What am I saying? I'm desperate. Of course I'd fuck her)
#34 - akatsukipain (04/11/2013) [-]
even if i were desperate i still wouldnt fuck her........1. she dated sparkle sparkle gay man......2. shes a cheating whore.......3. shes really not that good looking.......i woulding even wanna be in the same room as her because shes just so damn depressing.......
User avatar #35 - JesuschristofAZ (04/12/2013) [-]
You have a point with that depressing part, talking to girls who can't maintain a conversation and have that terrible drone is the worst thing ever.
#24 - Is she actually naked in that movie or is it a body double?  [+] (6 new replies) 04/11/2013 on Potato 0
#28 - akatsukipain (04/11/2013) [-]
actually naked....and she gets fucked
User avatar #31 - JesuschristofAZ (04/11/2013) [-]
Nice! I saw the vids, fucking awesome!
#32 - akatsukipain (04/11/2013) [-]
i wouldnt fuck her tho...........i cant look at a bitch that has the same facial expression that whole damn time
User avatar #33 - JesuschristofAZ (04/11/2013) [-]
I'd do it for the story. If it was just some girl at my High School minus the fame, I wouldn't fuck her. (What am I saying? I'm desperate. Of course I'd fuck her)
#34 - akatsukipain (04/11/2013) [-]
even if i were desperate i still wouldnt fuck her........1. she dated sparkle sparkle gay man......2. shes a cheating whore.......3. shes really not that good looking.......i woulding even wanna be in the same room as her because shes just so damn depressing.......
User avatar #35 - JesuschristofAZ (04/12/2013) [-]
You have a point with that depressing part, talking to girls who can't maintain a conversation and have that terrible drone is the worst thing ever.
#73 - Most athletic thing he's ever done, CAUGHT ON TAPE. 04/11/2013 on "The Badass" - Bill Gates... +5
#598 - My dick is six inches long erect ON A GOOD DAY. It's the main … 04/11/2013 on Huge Dicks 0
#213 - I relate with this... oh god *SOBS* 04/07/2013 on Life is trully unfair +1
#80 - I take it someone found my seed (likely by wringing out a sock… 04/06/2013 on Teach 'em young -1
#35 - They call me... tater salad! I have a son, he's tater tot. 04/02/2013 on Future Pharmicists +6
#112 - That removes the fun of going to the hotel pool and ogling at …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/02/2013 on Pools for Everybody 0
User avatar #126 - thepalmtoptiger (04/02/2013) [-]
One of the best parts about going to the pool or beach. Unfortunately, I've never gone to a nude beach where there are hot chicks. Only old ladies and horny dudes go there...
#288 - I prefer a nice balance rather than one outweighing the other. 04/02/2013 on Ass or Boobs? 0
#40 - What kind of fucking grass is that, all the pokemon I encounte… 04/01/2013 on Bushes in Pokémon 0
#35 - I've seen it on Reddit. 04/01/2013 on Art 0
#56 - It's affecting Reddit too, in fact I believe that's where it o… 04/01/2013 on OHAI +1
#243 - I'll care because I love ELO. 04/01/2013 on And they're all pretty old... +2
#3 - NO POST ON SUNDAYS 03/31/2013 on Mårran 0
#79 - I've had zero sex. I mean I've hugged, which is like equivalen… 03/30/2013 on Sex 0
#216 - Sofia Vergara looks like an obese Mexican Baby (which is all of them) 03/30/2013 on No teeth 0
#60 - Yes. 03/26/2013 on Baseball Player's Instinct +3
#61 - I do, not abnormally small, like a B cup is perfect in my mind…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/26/2013 on seat +1
User avatar #106 - Wartottle (03/26/2013) [-]
Yeah, i do too and its definitely because i feel like im taller and also because of dominance
User avatar #107 - raigen (03/26/2013) [-]
So you don't think power is sexy?
Maybe i'm just so beta it doesen't matter anymore but I like both powerful women and weak girls.. Power is sexy, weakness is cute...
I'll just go die so i can't breed...
User avatar #108 - Wartottle (03/26/2013) [-]
I'm also beta(in my mind), but you gotta do what you gotta do, actually i have a few girls willing to do pretty much anything for me, then 5 or 6 that i just talk and flirt with (and none of them know that what i say is used on other girls[that's really gonna bite me in the ass one of these days])
User avatar #109 - raigen (03/26/2013) [-]
You're lucky.... All the girls I know look at me like i'm the hunchback of notredams retarded cousin... I don't see myself as ugly and my true friends don't either... It's just black girls have high standards because I go to a mainly black school... fucking sucks...
User avatar #110 - Wartottle (03/26/2013) [-]
well the ones that would probably do anything for me are 2 maybe 3 years younger than me, and one of the girls that's i talk with was absolutely drunk and i stayed with her because i care for people and the amount of assholes there was way too many so i kinda kept them away, nice things like that make a girl like you a bit more
#92 - paradoxofnight (03/26/2013) [-]
**paradoxofnight rolled a random image posted in comment #1403 at Poinkie Poi Party thread 3 ** . . .I don't know how to reply, so have whatever this shit is
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