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#38 - See that Jake Plummer helmet in this picture? I boug… 07/25/2013 on Bad Luck Coolio +1
#37 - Ultimate consignment in Phoenix Arizona. I…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2013 on Bad Luck Coolio 0
#39 - yourmanneville (07/25/2013) [-]
Thanks!
#224 - Yeah, that game was awesome. I think the best thing about it w… 07/25/2013 on Thank You for Gaming 0
#63 - Thank you sir. She's a cute girl with slightly curly hair and …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/25/2013 on where does that put fj 0
User avatar #68 - azumeow (07/25/2013) [-]
"Too good to be true."

It probably is, then.
User avatar #69 - JesuschristofAZ (07/25/2013) [-]
Well it's not like she's some random internet stranger, I've known her personally for 3 years.
#193 - kurtr (07/25/2013) [-]
Dont forget protection my man
User avatar #312 - JesuschristofAZ (07/26/2013) [-]
Certainly! She says she likes anal so that should be interesting.
User avatar #70 - azumeow (07/25/2013) [-]
My apologies.

Godspeed, you glorious motherfucker.
#31 - I wish, instead I bought an autographed Bob Griese photo and a…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/25/2013 on Bad Luck Coolio 0
User avatar #54 - sanguinesolitude (07/25/2013) [-]
you done fucked up
User avatar #146 - JesuschristofAZ (07/26/2013) [-]
I had a fear it wasn't real because it just seemed too good to be true (plus they didn't have a COA). I can't live with that uncertainty in my life.
#30 - I saw it last year at some antique store in Phoenix Arizona. I…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/25/2013 on Bad Luck Coolio 0
#32 - yourmanneville (07/25/2013) [-]
Cool, let me know if you think of the name, that place sounds like it's worth checking out.
User avatar #38 - JesuschristofAZ (07/25/2013) [-]
www.ultimateconsignment.com/buy.htm

See that Jake Plummer helmet in this picture? I bought that helmet.
User avatar #37 - JesuschristofAZ (07/25/2013) [-]
Ultimate consignment in Phoenix Arizona.

www.ultimateconsignment.com/explore.htm

I knew exactly where it was, but I had to look at the Google Maps image to jog my memory.
#39 - yourmanneville (07/25/2013) [-]
Thanks!
#214 - Driver 3. It was hardly an M game, there wasn't even blood or … 07/25/2013 on Thank You for Gaming +1
#47 - The girls of Tumblr are a horny bunch. I'm trying to hook up w…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/25/2013 on where does that put fj +4
User avatar #60 - stallwallwriter (07/25/2013) [-]
Good luck to you, sir.
User avatar #63 - JesuschristofAZ (07/25/2013) [-]
Thank you sir. She's a cute girl with slightly curly hair and glasses. She looks so sweet and innocent but man, she's really fucking kinky. She tells me about how she likes it rough and she's willing to bring another girl into the mix. Honestly too good to be true.
User avatar #68 - azumeow (07/25/2013) [-]
"Too good to be true."

It probably is, then.
User avatar #69 - JesuschristofAZ (07/25/2013) [-]
Well it's not like she's some random internet stranger, I've known her personally for 3 years.
#193 - kurtr (07/25/2013) [-]
Dont forget protection my man
User avatar #312 - JesuschristofAZ (07/26/2013) [-]
Certainly! She says she likes anal so that should be interesting.
User avatar #70 - azumeow (07/25/2013) [-]
My apologies.

Godspeed, you glorious motherfucker.
#15 - I think it's supposed to be an analogy for sex, so it very wel…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2013 on Beautiful 13th Century Art 0
User avatar #16 - fantomen (07/25/2013) [-]
Yeah, someone told me that's what the whole loss of innocence was.
#16 - I was poking around an antique shop and I found a Kids Choice …  [+] (10 new replies) 07/25/2013 on Bad Luck Coolio +1
#25 - yourmanneville (07/25/2013) [-]
I'd buy that too. Where is it?
User avatar #30 - JesuschristofAZ (07/25/2013) [-]
I saw it last year at some antique store in Phoenix Arizona. It's kind of like a giant antique/pawn store, it's located in a big ass warehouse and they have everything ranging from clothes to dirt bikes to weird shit like the Coolio award. The name slips my mind.
#32 - yourmanneville (07/25/2013) [-]
Cool, let me know if you think of the name, that place sounds like it's worth checking out.
User avatar #38 - JesuschristofAZ (07/25/2013) [-]
www.ultimateconsignment.com/buy.htm

See that Jake Plummer helmet in this picture? I bought that helmet.
User avatar #37 - JesuschristofAZ (07/25/2013) [-]
Ultimate consignment in Phoenix Arizona.

www.ultimateconsignment.com/explore.htm

I knew exactly where it was, but I had to look at the Google Maps image to jog my memory.
#39 - yourmanneville (07/25/2013) [-]
Thanks!
User avatar #18 - sanguinesolitude (07/25/2013) [-]
did you buy it? i would have bought it.
User avatar #31 - JesuschristofAZ (07/25/2013) [-]
I wish, instead I bought an autographed Bob Griese photo and an autographed Jake Plummer helmet. I doubt it's still there because I saw it last July. Still had the kaleidoscope and everything. It said something like "Best Music Video" or "Best Song" Presented to Coolio. I really regret not buying it, based on the fact it was just randomly placed on a shelf and not in a glass showcase leads me to believe it didn't cost much.
User avatar #54 - sanguinesolitude (07/25/2013) [-]
you done fucked up
User avatar #146 - JesuschristofAZ (07/26/2013) [-]
I had a fear it wasn't real because it just seemed too good to be true (plus they didn't have a COA). I can't live with that uncertainty in my life.
#124 - I started playing M games when I was about 10 and I've turned …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2013 on Thank You for Gaming +33
#324 - phudgepacker (07/25/2013) [-]
Your face when
#99 - Comment deleted 07/25/2013 on Naked -1
#106 - My grandma stores band aids and misc. items in one tin and in … 07/25/2013 on Biggest dissappointment of... 0
#45 - Only at 20 MPH? You must not have a proper gauge of speed. A s… 07/24/2013 on huehuehuehue 0
#38 - Assuming the man removing the graffiti from the building owns … 07/24/2013 on Now I want to see him... +4
#73 - Man, I don't have much going for me. Minimum wage slave, 5'9, …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2013 on The inbetweeners. +2
#75 - anonymous (07/24/2013) [-]
me neither bro...
#59 - Tip #2: Have money.  [+] (5 new replies) 07/24/2013 on The inbetweeners. +1
#69 - anonymous (07/24/2013) [-]
Tip#3 Be tall.
#70 - anonymous (07/24/2013) [-]
Tip #4 Have a big dick.
#71 - anonymous (07/24/2013) [-]
Tip #5 Lift.
User avatar #73 - JesuschristofAZ (07/24/2013) [-]
Man, I don't have much going for me. Minimum wage slave, 5'9, average sized junk, and I don't even lift, bro.
#75 - anonymous (07/24/2013) [-]
me neither bro...
#58 - No, he's just very unfortunate looking. 07/24/2013 on The inbetweeners. +6
#35 - If the IRS found out though, it would be pretty awkward. …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2013 on Channing Tatum +13
User avatar #62 - swiiftninja (07/23/2013) [-]
Then they're like
"Not another one"
#34 - So long as no one finds out.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/23/2013 on Channing Tatum +1
User avatar #35 - JesuschristofAZ (07/23/2013) [-]
If the IRS found out though, it would be pretty awkward.

"You have $100,000 of unreported income. What is your explanation?"
"*cough* Idrankacupofjizzformoney"
"Slow down, what?"
"I uh... drank Channing Tatum's jizz for money."


"
User avatar #62 - swiiftninja (07/23/2013) [-]
Then they're like
"Not another one"
#32 - I still don't understand the stigma centered around straight m…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/23/2013 on Channing Tatum +7
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#96 - anonymous (07/23/2013) [-]
I know what you mean. I hate how nowadays, acknowledging another guy is handsome or good-looking at all automatically makes you gay. That doesn't make any sense to me, but I thought I was the only one.
#47 - A gay man in the act of intercourse technically has TWO wi… 07/23/2013 on Heart weiner -2
#46 - Yeah, your heart wiener goes deeper than the base. You have li… 07/23/2013 on Heart weiner +3
#91 - Gun order logs practically give them away. If you're looking t… 07/23/2013 on Behave like an adult +4
#212 - It is but it's modified to include panties, a fleshlight, a po…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2013 on Average /b/tard +3
User avatar #225 - tehlulzbringer (07/22/2013) [-]
bullshit all these things are real
#218 - capnwetnipples (07/22/2013) [-]
fucking called it,i know gta anywhere
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