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Listen up, my friend, and listen good.
I'm fifteen and I know that feel like no other. I am a self-professed hopeless romantic and for years, I never got the girl. Time and time again, I was rejected or friend zoned until I met this girl. We hit it off and starting dating three months ago today. The moral is that you definitely shouldn't change yourself to try and impress a girl who isn't interested in the real you. You will find somebody who appreciates the real you eventually. If I did, anybody can. All the others aren't good enough for you. And you are awesome and don't you forget it.

I have realised that, on this thread, I WILL COME ACROSS AS A DICK, so I might as well throw down this sad tidbit of precaution, which all likely be seen as pessimism:

The guy above me is right in that YOU WILL MEET THE GIRL OF YOUR DREAMS (yay). i know i did, awhile ago, in january, and you know what? SHE CUT ME OUT OF HER LIFE WITHIN TWO WEEKS. Why? HELL IF I KNOW! I screwed up somewhere along the line, i assume. The problem is, I was already very picky with women, and in those two weeks, she revealed all the traits that I had been looking for, longing for, fantasizing about, not in a girlfriend, but in a WIFE. I'm sure she wasn't perfect, but after seven months of contemplation, I still can't think of anything that was wrong with her. AND SHE WAS INTO ME TOO. I know it. When we first met, while she was flirting with me, she dropped ENDLESS hints for my friend to GTFO, so I know wasn't just being polite, and she used to send me the cutest little texts any time she saw me around the college that day and i didn't see her. She was into me, so i must have screwed up. THAT is what you must avoid. You don't have to have sex with every girl in your home country, but you SHOULD get enough experience so that when your dream girl comes around, you'll have catchrate to be reckoned with (that random Pokemon reference was honestly the best way I could think of to explain what I was trying to say). I'm not saying stop being yourself and marry a model who doesn't even know who GGG is, I'm just saying "Learn from my mistake. Acquire game so that you will be able to utilize if and when it is necessary."

This can't possibly help, but I'm sorry, man. That's good advice. I know I got lucky with this girl. And I also know that there will be another woman for you. Best of luck.

yeah thx man, I have faith, but a nigga is HORNY! so i decided that this semester, I'd banish my picky-ness and "girlfriend" and then bang the first easy to talk to girl, and i found her. So i'll be in better shape soon. No more horniness OR loneliness.

I'm working on that for ALL of us. I won't be an asshole, but I will take what i want and be as polygamous, persuasive, charismatic, and inconsiderate of pussy. The point is to become good at picking up any girl i want and take all the way through the different stages of courtship with haste and without a hitch, so that when the girl shows up, I'll be able to trick her into choosing the right guy. I call it "Operation: Sheep in Wolf's Clothing."

you dont have to be an ass hole...you need to stop being so friendable. make subtle hints that your "interested" in her and ask her on a date.. flirt a little bit but not in the "im gonna fuck you" way.. make her feel good about herself and let her know you notice the "little things" (chicks love that shit).you dont have to be a fuck ass douchebag. just step out of your comfort zone....BTW drag it <--that way.

yeah, but with other bitches. What I look like wasting my time on your ass while you're breaking my heart with every malevolent dick you ingest. I say work on other girls and gently rest her ass on the backburner.

i meant it as general advice...whoever the "her" is unless he's just looking to fuck...then go douchebag

i'm a nice guy...usually, and even when operation: sheep in wolf's clothing was launched, the aim was to be smooth and well practiced, not necessarily to have sex with any of the girls, but as time went by, and I kept mackin' and moving on, i realized something, "I'VE BEEN DODGING PUSSY!" I've been WAY too selective about girls and have passed on some that I now realize were truly hot. better than just bangable, not to mention the constently passing time and the constantly NOT getting any. My point is, I don't want to seem like I don't give a shit about love or that it's all about the pussy. It's just that I'M HORNY AS A MOTHERFUCKER!

hey man nothin wrong with that at all i was under the impression he was lookin for serious shit and replied accordingly

yeah, me too. but my comment was a teency bit emotionally charged. Am I lying though? If the chick has low self-esteem will she not respond better to being ignore than to being waited upon hand and foot (not sure if that last one is even a saying)? i've found from first hand experience that aloofness is ABSOLUTELY necessary. It won't get you everything, but women can smell desperation, and it scares the crap out of them.

agreed. desperation is terrible

my first reaction, and thank you i am awesome arent i

it was mainly for JesuschristofAZ but your awesome too

thanks bro

I'm a nice guy too, don't turn into an asshole, eventually being a nice guy will pay off

...and you can whisked that darling girl into a life of endless happiness... as soon as she's finished enjoying her glory days and depleting her vagina of all it's inherent exuberance.

I'd rather choose a NEW girl of my dreams who isn't a dumb slut an get her in a manner that would please my role model to the left.

i don't, derp and I'm 12 :P (I'm going to get thumbed down for saying I'm in 7th grade)

If they ever ask you how babies are made, just say: A boy and Girl get together and then they do the turtle.

Then, if they ask again, or ask for explanations, keep saying the same, but more irritated each time.

At 8, just change the name of the animal.

Brilliant. The best trolling will be when their in their teen years, I be the popular bad ass dad and take every waking moment to embarrass but in a way that would make him seem like the cool kid with the wacky ass dad.

touche

I use Half Windsor, I can't say that without imagining a really posh british accent :D

me to lol

same lmao...except i did the four in hand because none of the other asshole cadets wanted to teach me the windsor

I had to learn it from the SOP because my instructor lost patience trying to teach the class how to do it.

I use Half Windsor, I can't say that without imagining a really posh british accent :D

me to lol