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|#254 - Wait! OP doesn't have a girlfriend, then who was phone? [+] (2 new replies)||08/27/2011 on GF troll||+26|
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|#108 - Tell me about it, I feel like a hopeless romantic :( Faceb… [+] (20 new replies)||08/24/2011 on Girl vs boy||+20|
#158 - SylasvonDrac (08/24/2011) [-]
Listen up, my friend, and listen good.
I'm fifteen and I know that feel like no other. I am a self-professed hopeless romantic and for years, I never got the girl. Time and time again, I was rejected or friend zoned until I met this girl. We hit it off and starting dating three months ago today. The moral is that you definitely shouldn't change yourself to try and impress a girl who isn't interested in the real you. You will find somebody who appreciates the real you eventually. If I did, anybody can. All the others aren't good enough for you. And you are awesome and don't you forget it.
#484 - huntergrand (08/28/2011) [-]
I have realised that, on this thread, I WILL COME ACROSS AS A DICK, so I might as well throw down this sad tidbit of precaution, which all likely be seen as pessimism:
The guy above me is right in that YOU WILL MEET THE GIRL OF YOUR DREAMS (yay). i know i did, awhile ago, in january, and you know what? SHE CUT ME OUT OF HER LIFE WITHIN TWO WEEKS. Why? HELL IF I KNOW! I screwed up somewhere along the line, i assume. The problem is, I was already very picky with women, and in those two weeks, she revealed all the traits that I had been looking for, longing for, fantasizing about, not in a girlfriend, but in a WIFE. I'm sure she wasn't perfect, but after seven months of contemplation, I still can't think of anything that was wrong with her. AND SHE WAS INTO ME TOO. I know it. When we first met, while she was flirting with me, she dropped ENDLESS hints for my friend to GTFO, so I know wasn't just being polite, and she used to send me the cutest little texts any time she saw me around the college that day and i didn't see her. She was into me, so i must have screwed up. THAT is what you must avoid. You don't have to have sex with every girl in your home country, but you SHOULD get enough experience so that when your dream girl comes around, you'll have catchrate to be reckoned with (that random Pokemon reference was honestly the best way I could think of to explain what I was trying to say). I'm not saying stop being yourself and marry a model who doesn't even know who GGG is, I'm just saying "Learn from my mistake. Acquire game so that you will be able to utilize if and when it is necessary."
#147 - N. Korean citizen (08/24/2011) [-]
Girls have different views of what is considered a good looking guy. You're probably friended because you're just not her type of attraction.
#124 - huntergrand (08/24/2011) [-]
I'm working on that for ALL of us. I won't be an asshole, but I will take what i want and be as polygamous, persuasive, charismatic, and inconsiderate of pussy. The point is to become good at picking up any girl i want and take all the way through the different stages of courtship with haste and without a hitch, so that when the girl shows up, I'll be able to trick her into choosing the right guy. I call it "Operation: Sheep in Wolf's Clothing."
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#415 - huntergrand (08/24/2011) [-]
yeah, me too. but my comment was a teency bit emotionally charged. Am I lying though? If the chick has low self-esteem will she not respond better to being ignore than to being waited upon hand and foot (not sure if that last one is even a saying)? i've found from first hand experience that aloofness is ABSOLUTELY necessary. It won't get you everything, but women can smell desperation, and it scares the crap out of them.
#411 - huntergrand (08/24/2011) [-]
I'd rather choose a NEW girl of my dreams who isn't a dumb slut an get her in a manner that would please my role model to the left.
#114 - N. Korean citizen (08/24/2011) [-]
i know that feel bro now go to sleep we have school tomorrow!
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